Chapter 638: Two-line offense
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1986 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:50:51
Cao Gonggong did not return to the hotel for the night. He was afraid of being repaired by a big horn or me. So he found a small flower house under the foot of the mountain. He used to rent a house to Zhang Daye. When he heard that Cao Gonggong was willing to pay, He took care of him.
Of course, these things were only known to me the next day.
In the evening, I just received a message from Cao Gonggong where I didn't know where to send it. "Master, I will give you peace," I know that he was not killed by a big horn. Then I arranged Obama to Cao Gonggong's bed and prepared myself. Got to sleep.
Speaking of it, the affiliated hotels of special education schools are not very good. The hot days are not air-conditioned. Only one and a half of the big fans on the table can relieve the heat.
I opened the fan to the maximum position, and then covered the navel with a towel, which was easy to get cold, lying on the single bed on the back, and could not sleep for a while.
They all said, "Chicken morning, dog vigil, Obama can fall asleep with a bed, but also a lot of grunts and grinds.
Eat more, listen to Amy said, Obama eats more nights like an uncle to make all kinds of noise, usually still quite quiet, or Amy will not allow this dog to sleep under the foot of his bed.
Influenced by Obama, I was close to two in the morning and still not asleep.
This can't be done. If the rest is not good at night, the second time I climb the mountain tomorrow, how can I help the class move things? As a security committee member, in case any student is in danger, how can I respond in time?
More importantly, if the blue butterfly with a value of $500,000 falls on the straw hat of Xiaoqin again, I can't catch it because of lack of sleep.
Let it fly once, it is enough for me to vomit blood. If I come again, I will have to be a fart on the spot.
Thinking about it, I suddenly heard someone tapping the door of the room.
"Ye Lin, can I come in?"
Xiao Qin's very spiritual voice.
"No," I refused vigilantly. "In the middle of the night, you don't sleep in a room with Pooh, come to me."
"But, Pooh, her teeth are very sharp, and I can't sleep."
I rely on, Pooh, your tiger teeth are so sharp, but also grinding, are you planning to evolve into wild animals?
Moreover, Amy and Pooh slept in a bed, and did not listen to Amy complaining that Pooh had a molar, is it that Pooh, like Obama, has eaten more to have such a move.
It should really be that Obama was thrown into Pooh's room, and then let Xiao Qin and I, the two victims of noise, sleep in a room.
When I had this idea in my mind, I immediately denied it.
Let Xiaoqin sleep with me in a room, I don't even want to sleep quietly, Xiaoqin, she was irritated by Pooh, and what should I do if I come up against it.
Even if nothing really happened between us, my room was directly opposite the squad leader’s room. When the squad leader saw me and Xiaoqin coming out with me, how would you feel, that’s not a good brother and sister. Ah.
"You go back." I said, "I can't do two earplugs with toilet paper."
"But, people are giving a special gift to Ye Lin."
Xiaoqin said very wrongly.
"What gift do you want, do you want to give it, and wait until the sky is bright and you can't send it."
"Hey, Ye Lin, don't even think about it." Xiao Qin rarely showed up in front of me. "I like this Swiss army knife anyway, and I will leave it to future generations."
Hey, the Swiss Army Knife is the black 111mm "Thousands of Masters" Swiss Army Knife that the melancholy gave me.
The Swiss army knife, which includes lighting, cork drill, bottle opener, can opener, screwdriver, pliers, hacksaw, wire stripper, scissors, ballpoint pen, magnifying glass, and toothpick...because it is another sense Transformers, so was stolen by Xiao Qin, and was taken away like Optimus Prime.
Suddenly I have to return it to me, what is the idea of Xiaoqin.
I thought that the Swiss army knife of the commander, together with the Optimus Prime brother, waited until the father and Auntie married, and I became a family with Xiaoqin. After living in a piece, I was able to be found by me. Yet.
Like drinking a whole cup of coffee, I was so excited that I couldn't sleep at all. I hurriedly put a big shorts on the outside of the boxer, and opened the door to Xiaoqin with bare upper body.
"Ah, Ye Lin didn't wear clothes." Xiaoqin blinked his eyes and screamed softly, but also peeked at the muscles of my upper body from the fingers.
I was afraid that her voice would wake up the squad leader and the palace color in the opposite room. She quickly pulled her into the room. If she was seen by others, my action at this time was quite suspicious.
In the middle of the night, bare upper body, can't wait to pull the female classmate into the room where I live alone. If there is nothing bad, Zhang will not believe it.
And although there is a dog in the room, it can't give us a testimony.
By the way, the situation in the room is exactly: dog, man, woman.
In short, I don't make loud noises, wake up the savvy squad leader, and I have to make quick decisions with Xiao Qin (please don't think about it), recover the thousands of Swiss army knives as soon as possible, and then drive her back to the original room.
In the white dress, Xiaoqin walked in with a small step. She had a bag on her right and looked very heavy, so that she dubbed herself when she walked.
"Hey, hey"
Don't pretend, although you have been in the house for three years, the muscles and endurance have been weakened to some extent, but even if the bag is shot, you are not so hard, isn't it a shot but a denser antimatter?
After Xiao Qin came in, he placed a heavy bag on the ground and Obama did not respond.
I think this husky is caught in the dog meathouse and cooked in a pot. It is also discovered when it is near the pot.
"Oh, my grandfather cooked."
Absolutely that kind of development.
Of course, after Amy found out who cooked it and ate her dog, she must definitely retaliate. Maybe she would use the ancient torture tool "artillery" to use these people.
After listening to the story of "Feng Shen Bang", Amy felt that it was very creative, and it was a pity that it was cleaned up by Jiang Ziya.
I thought that Xiaoqin would ask for conditions before returning the Swiss army knife to me, but she simply took out a black and long object from the bag and held it to me with both hands.
"Ye Lin, this is your thing, please take it now..."
The eyes look very sincere, not like what you have done.
The black handle is inlaid with a shield-shaped cross, and under the faint moonlight through the curtain, the metal stream is emitted, and the sanitary napkin can not be pretending.
Last time, Xiaoqin replaced the box with the robot toy with a sanitary napkin box, which made me a big man to squat on the subway. It was really painful for me.
I caught the Swiss army knife in the lightning bolt and checked it over and over.
It is a real thing, it has not been dropped, and there are no missing parts. The small flashlight at the top can still be used, and there is electricity in the battery.
I am ecstatic, although Optimus Prime has not returned yet, but the Swiss army knife of the first commander returned to my hand, which is worth the 30% return of Optimus Prime, and this is a good sign. Explain that Xiaoqin’s conscience found that he had begun to return what he had snatched from me.
"That, Ye Lin's classmate..." I took the Swiss army knife from my hand and became a lost celery, bending over and taking something out of my cloth pocket.
It is a bottle of 1500 ml of mineral water, which is equivalent to three times the amount of ordinary bottles. It contains a strange liquid with a purple color.
"What is this." I asked.
"Spring, spring, spring, spring, spring, spring, spring and spring." medicine."
Xiao Qin answered very nervously.
Your sister's, can't wait until tomorrow morning, I went to the mountainside of Cuixong Mountain in the middle of the night, picked a lot of purple berries and squeezed into juice, and put it in the mineral water bottle.
With so many quantities, if it is really effective, I will lose it when I drink it. You will also be treated like hell.
"Only berries are useless." I have a dim sum to say, "Even if you don't add meat and vegetables to the grill, you should add beer. Beer may be the most important ingredient..."
"There is beer here." Xiaoqin bit his lip and said, "It was Xu Lijun who bought it for me."
"Hey, you dare to talk to the boys." I asked differently, Xiaoqin didn't answer me, and turned his head down.
The excitement of recovering the thousands of Swiss army knives has reduced my logical reasoning ability.
Even if Xiaoqin needs beer, she can also hand a small note to Cao Gonggong to buy. If she can't find Cao Gonggong, she will not have much problem to buy.
She still does not dare to speak with other men of the same age, so it is impossible for Xu Lijun to help buy beer.
Later, I realized that Xu Lijun was threatened by Zhuangni, and risked being caught by the squad leader. He bought beer and took it back to Zhuang, and Zhuang was handed over to Xiaoqin.
The liquid in the mineral water bottle is all beer.
The purple that I mistakenly thought was from purple berries was the food color that Zinni put in.
Xiaoqin just listened to Zhuang Ni’s idea and drunk me.
When I am drunk, I will become a good old man. Xiaoqin can do whatever I want.
Still worried about the squad leader will hear the sound, I still don't know, Zhuang Ni did the hands and feet in the disposable paper cup of the squad leader's room. Now the squad leader and Gong Caicai have been sleeping under the influence of proper amount of sleeping pills.
Zhuang Ni is going to attack the squad leader night, but also encourages Xiao Qin to attack me on the night. She wants to have both raw rice and cooked rice on both sides.
Just half an hour ago, Xiaoqin was ordered to touch the squad leader's room from the window, confirming that the squad leader and Gongcai Cai had already slept, even if they sang the children's songs in their ears, they were not woken up.
Xiaoqin always felt that only sleeping pills were not safe. In the event that Zhuang Ni hit the squad leader, the squad leader woke up, and Zhuang Ni, who was not as good as the squad leader, was not pushed away immediately.
So Xiaoqin pulled out the climbing rope in the squad leader's backpack and tied the sleeping squad leader firmly to the bed.
In order to completely eliminate the trouble, he also blocked a handcuff in the squad leader's mouth.
The squad leader frowned in a bit of a dull sleep, but did not wake up under the influence of sleeping pills.
"Haha, this way, you can have a lover to become a servant."
At this time, I still don't know that Xiaoqin has done that kind of thing, still hesitating whether or not to test the bottle of "Spring" medicine in the face of Xiaoqin.