Chapter 817: Gram ram
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 2070 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:51:31
Gong Caicai's father is not the kind of impressive person. From the appearance, there is not much similarity with the palace color, but the size is not high.
He shook the window and shouted his daughter into the car. At the same time, he looked at me standing next to her daughter with suspicion. (To avoid the suspicion, Gong Caicai has not pulled my clothes corner).
"You are a classmate of Cai Cai, come to the co-pilot, I will carry you for a while."
I clearly specified my location, avoiding me sitting side by side with his daughter and letting me sit next to him, with a certain "interrogation" meaning.
I can't blame him for being too suspicious. Gong Caicai has never been so close to a boy. He will compare his heart. If I see Amy's relationship with men, I have to interrogate it.
My home is very close to the school, and I don't want to be interrogated by my father. So I refused the good intentions to take me home.
Gong Caicai thanked me again and again before getting on the bus. After the car started, I also looked over from the rear window and waved goodbye to me.
However, as the distance increased, and the old security guard who did not get the bullet-off pupils returned to the school gate, the palace color without glasses could not see which person was me. She waved her last few times, but it seemed to be directed. Old security guards did.
The old security guard did not catch up with the red scarf that broke the street lamp. He looked sullen. He saw me sent away the palace color, and asked nothing to ask: "Change your girlfriend again."
Change your sister, don't make strange rumors for me. Believe it or not, I also wear a red scarf and hit your home glass with a slingshot.
On the first day of school, I spent so much in relative calm.
The next day, our class was not in line with tradition, empty and cold, and a starry newspaper with no Chinese characters, which became the focus of discussion among teachers and students.
"There is a sense of three-dimensionality. Zhuang Ni’s ability is really powerful. I can already go to the street to draw three-dimensional paintings.
"The English word on the top is written by Gong Caicai. The font is still pretty, but the ‘new semester, there is still hope.’ It sounds like a pessimistic point...
"Oh... this is definitely Zinni’s idea. It’s not good for her not to write that life is meaningless."
"Dark blue chalkboard... I looked at it as if it would relieve some of the fatigue."
When I was in class, there were a lot of people from outside the class who came to visit.
"Wow, the 3 classes of blackboards are against the sky. This is drawn in chalk. It is really not watercolor."
"I have to send it down to the Internet, let everyone worship, let them see that we have talents in the 28th."
"I don't think this starry sky looks like it makes people feel a little... a little cold."
A teacher with a bad eye, when he saw the blackboard newspaper behind the classroom, he also asked: "What slides do you put?"
Although it attracted enough eyeballs, the Blackboard newspaper also suffered a lot of criticisms. The main problem was concentrated on "not in line with the school's regular mode, and there is no Chinese character".
In contrast, the other classes of the third day of the school blackboard, are all in the middle of the rules, draw two small people or a few animals, and then write inspirational slogans:
The new image of the new semester, let us sail and fly together.
"Success = hard work + the right way + less talk"
There is also a "three-character scripture" with a cheerful tone but super-fake content:
"New semester, new look, new pursuit, new goals, in the morning, sunshine, super excitement, into school..."
When you enter the school, you are super excited. It’s super painful. Anyone who looks like a schoolmaster who wants to start school will be hurt by his classmates.
Around the blackboard, whether it is praise or picking, Zhanni's evaluation of anyone is safe, or deaf, she only cares about what the squad leader said.
"There is nothing to say about beauty." The squad leader stood in front of the blackboard and thought about his own words. "But the words that encourage everyone to study hard should be added."
"It’s useless." Zhuang Ni said on the paper, sketching the squad leader's sideways like a sketch, and said coldly, "The people who know how to work hard have long worked hard. Those who don't want to work hard, the hundred slogans are useless, and this The last place in the world that occupies the central stage is the genius of super effort, or the super genius of general efforts, the intelligent mediocrity, how hard to work, is also a vassal of being a human being."
"Hey." The squad leader thought that Zhuang Ni’s words were too much.
Xiaoqin listened to it, but seemed to be inspired.
"Hey, I can succeed in comics as long as I work hard."
Why, do you think that you are a "super genius" in comics? Are you confident in where you come from, don't you know that your "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" because the painting is too bad, it becomes certain Is it typical of people attacking the back of the country?
In the post about "Crossu is also about to fall in love", such remarks can be seen from time to time:
"This kind of comics can also be serialized. It’s really a big laugh, even the network serialization is too much."
"That is, the ‘Cress Teacher’ claimed to be a 14-year-old female junior high school student. Use this to attract attention. Who knows whether it is true or not? I guess it’s a lame uncle.
"It’s still a Japanese comic. I won’t see the country in my life.
"Hello traitors, goodbye traitors."
"You are sick, I still don't watch Chinese football. Seeing the Brazilian team is also a traitor."
"The country can't revitalize because the system is not democratic, and there are traitors everywhere. Long live the democracy, put the traitors under the pan."
I often talked about half of the problem, and then turned into other posts, and some human voices heard that I have never seen "Cthulhu want to fall in love", just come together to join in the fun.
"What, the cress teacher who serialized the comics on the Internet is a traitor sent by the Japanese, in order to corrupt the reputation of the country."
"Is the medicine upstairs? After eating the medicine, I will wash and sleep. Why don't you say that the Brazilian team sent a traitor to corrupt the reputation of the Chinese men's football team."
"Enough, the above people have never seen anyone's cartoons. "Keai Love" is a good cartoon with strict rigor, exquisite workmanship and deep emotions. I am looking forward to the 5th update every day. At the end of the fourth sentence, the father God Dagong discovered that the mother Xudra and Cthullu had adultery and was about to hire a killer to kill Cthulhu. I want to know the result."
"The person who didn't chase the comics is you. The 5th words have been updated last night. Although the capacity is a bit small, it is still said that the killer who arrived at the tribute is a cross-eyed, and the bullet was hit with a sniper rifle. Just got the daisy from the anorectal hospital, so I always went to the hospital..."
"Nima is very spoiled, I will go see it now."
Zhuang Ni told the squad leader that if he is not satisfied with the blackboard, he can redraw it tonight, as long as the squad leader is supervising it.
The squad leader hesitated for a while. On the one hand, he felt that the starry sky on the blackboard was the result of Zhuangni’s labor. It was a pity to destroy it. On the other hand, he seemed to think about going home on time and spoiling his mother (I guess), so he reluctantly agreed. Use Zhuang Ni's design to impact this week's blackboard review.
There was nothing worth mentioning in the morning. In the afternoon class, Zhang Laotou had read the blackboard newspaper and praised the artist’s art skills. However, Zhuang Ni apparently did not appreciate, and did not want to praise the man’s praise. listen.
The praise was praised, and Zhang Laotou also found that there was no other class in the blackboard newspaper, and encouraged everyone to learn the text. So she told us the story of "Su Wu She Yang" and encouraged us to study hard with the hardships of Su Wu.
"Do you know that in the same year, Minhou single said: 'When the goats produce milk, they are allowed to return to Wu." What sheep is the sheep, it is the ram, so this is obviously difficult for the strong, telling Su Wu to return to the Han Dynasty, it must be Let the ram produce milk..."
"How can a ram produce milk? It is too bad." Some students expressed sympathy for Su Wu’s experience.
Cao Gonggong laughed and said: "Hey, in fact, Su Wu can use his brain to get a bowl of 'public goat' to give a drink. If I am a deputy of Su Wu, history will be rewritten... ..."
Rewriting your sister, just drinking the kind of "ram milk", forced to immediately launch a war against the Han Dynasty, shameful shame, can not bear it.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,." Xiong Yaoyue listened to Cao Gonggong's jokes, smiled and cramped, knocked on his desk, and finally was called by the language teacher, and Cao Gonggong stood in the classroom and stood behind the penalty station.
The two of them stood close to the blackboard and could watch Zhuang Ni’s master.
In order to avoid the two people in the penalty station, Xiong Yaoyue was arranged to the left of the blackboard, that is, behind me and Xiaoqin, and Cao Gonggong was arranged to the right of the blackboard, which is behind the squad leader and chameleon.
Xiong Yaoyue stood bored and did not dare to play the phone blatantly without cover, so he quietly spoke to me and Xiaoqin.
"Ye Lin, Xiao Qin, you two have seen Amy's robot there, that is called 'forced rabbit', a few days ago it launched an anesthetic needle on the street to the tramp, this violates the three laws of robots, How did it do it."
I would like to know that as a girl, I know the existence of the "Three Laws of Robots" and how masculine your hobbies are.
"Not to say that the rabbit was forced to go to the street to buy potato chips by Amy, and then it was almost broken by the tramp to collect the scrap iron before attacking the other party."
Xiaoqin used a Chinese textbook as a cover and whispered with Xiong Yaoyue.
"But the first rule of the three laws of robots is that ‘the robots must not harm humans’. How can the rabbits violate the first law and hurt the tramps?
I cleared my throat.
"You didn't listen to Dr. Yu said, the rabbit is following the revised version of the three laws of the robot. The first one has been properly modified. The revised result is that the rabbit must not harm the owner, nor can it stand by the owner to be hurt. There are no restrictions on people."
"It seems like this is the case..." Xiong Yaoyue recalled, "It looks like Amy is the first master, Dr. Yu is the second master, Ye Lin is the third master, I am the fourth master, and the importance is reduced..."
"Hey, let's just say, if I push you down when I am joking, then the rabbit may attack me. In turn, you push me down, but the rabbit does not matter."
"Don't use the word 'pushing down', so easy to misunderstand the word, and force the rabbit to be 2B, you don't know if its model is B-2, the first two days it attacks the tramp, protecting yourself is on the one hand, on the other hand It may think that Amy will die if she can't eat potato chips, so any thing that prevents it from getting potato chips is an enemy that harms the first owner."
"Right, it seems that it still believes that humans will die after leaving the wifi signal for ten minutes. The original robot will also be brain-destroyed..."