Chapter 819: Zerg invasion

After dinner, I and Xiaoqin came out of the cafeteria, but saw Pooh playing with the boys on the playground.
The passing Chinese teacher coughed heavily, and Pooh looked in his direction inexplicably, and then he said hello in a hippie smile.
In fact, the old man’s meaning is: Are you not saying that you have taken an official holiday, and that you are so happy to play football.
I suddenly saw a black-grey big beetle flying out of the flower bed, like a bomber, and swooped over to Xiaoqin.
"Be careful with bugs."
I just wanted to say that, and I remembered that I just promised Xiaoqin. In order to alleviate the shock, I should use the "Wim" to replace the beetle, so I intend to shout: "Weim flew over."
But in front of me, it was Vinnie who played the ball. The tongue was not well controlled for a while. It was said directly: "Be careful, Pooh flew over."
Xiaoqin stunned and then found a large beetle flying overhead. He immediately fell on the ground with fear and held his head in defense.
"Ye Lin classmates will protect me~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~"
On the other side, Pooh also stopped the ball at his feet and turned his head and asked with surprise: "I will fly, where, when I learned."
I waved the big beetle away, and Xiaoqin stood up from the ground.
The reason why I don't catch the worms is that I feel that their internal organs are disgusting. However, as a believer in Beiye, even the blue butterfly is swallowed. In fact, I don't care much, but I am too lazy to wash my hands today.
I explained to Pooh, why the big beetle was called "Wim", and Pooh was suddenly realized, but frowned:
"In this way, there is one more thing that is easy to confuse me. First, there is Zhuang Ni, now I have Wim. I want to use the nickname "Vini" so hard."
"It's not so easy to confuse." I put forward my own point of view.
"Cut." Pooh gave his mouth a sigh. "You have made a mistake. You said that it is not easy to confuse. After two days, everyone should rumor that the 'Vini' in the 28th is wearing black silk, twenty-eight. The 'Vini' in the middle of the school was killed by the boss, because you want to protect the little celery, you must avoid killing the worm..."
"Hey, slaying bugs and dying female classmates, can't talk in the same day, and you think that Zhuang Ni can wear black silk, can it be transplanted to you, your skin is not wheat-colored."
"That can't be said." Because today's weather is hot, Pooh wore back the short-sleeved hot pants, and did not shyly reveal two thighs.
"My skin is tanned and has a sun-dried line. So it can be said that it comes with black silk. Oops, I have more and more things with Zum..."
There isn’t much to be done at all, and it’s Zhuang Ni’s not Zhuangm. The easiest name to confuse is yourself, you Wimney Zhuangyue Xiong.
Weini talked with us for a while, and if Zhuang Ni’s stupid things were planted on her, what should I do? I felt that it was Zhuang Ni’s right to be confused, because Vigneon’s stupid things were better than Zhuang Ni. Much more.
Like juggling on the side of the playground, using a bottle of half full of mineral water as a bench, almost bursting himself, or tying the shoelaces too fast, tied the laces of the two feet together, and just ran up. I fell a shit, then lifted it from the concrete floor and rubbed it, and smiled very brightly...
The last topic is back to the worm. Vini gives Xiaoqin an idea. If you want to train yourself not afraid of bugs, you can catch the worms in a transparent glass bottle, watch it every day, watch the habits, and don't be afraid. It is.
"No." Xiao Qin shook his head. "When it goes down, I will become scared even with glass bottles."
"You must be strong with Xiaoqin." Pooh shook the shoulders of Xiaoqin excitedly. "You are so afraid of bugs, in case the earth is "alien", "the ninth district", "black super special police group", "StarCraft" The Zerg inside has captured it, how can you live?"
"Isn't I afraid that the worms will survive?" I couldn't help but vomit. "The example you listed, except for the ninth district, all the worms inside eat people."
"Hey." Pooh made a vibrating posture in the first place. "If you are not afraid of insects, you can take a submachine gun and kill them when you invade. If you can only surrender, as long as they don't eat me." Give me something to eat, even if I am a waiter, I will recognize it."
Qi, it is ready to be a traitor of the earth, and it is not so easy for the Zerg to be a waiter. If you spill the juice on the guests one day, it is definitely the rhythm of changing from a waiter to a signature dish.
Perhaps the menu of the Zerg restaurant is written like this:
1 person meat barbecued pork
2 husband and wife lung tablets
3 Beijing roast (guarantee not using genetically modified humans)
4 Orleans roasted thighs (African and African varieties are optional)
5 waiter (please use it yourself, do not dirty the ground)
Just as I was doing a brain theater, I imagined that when the waiter's Pooh was caught and eaten by the alien zerg, Xiaoqin and Pooh suddenly changed the subject and talked about the follow-up story of "Cthulhu wants to fall in love."
"Xiao Qin, I have an inspiration." Pooh said with a sigh of relief, "You are not saying that Cthulhu lived back to the anorectal hospital, the plot is not easy to write, it is better to let the alien Zerg invade the earth, then Cthulhu You can fight as a protector of the earth."
Your sister, Cthulhu is a of evil. His own achievements are from aliens. The alien Zerg is his fellow countryman. Why does Cthulhu want to protect the earth, and the cartoon of Xiaoqin has changed from a love comic to a funny Comics, plus the plot of alien invasion, is this to be transformed into the Star Wars, or to become a cosmic warrior like the Super Saiyan.
"Good idea is a good idea..." Xiaoqin is wrong. "I really can't think of the story after the 5th, but I can't paint a bug. I will paint those lifelike bugs on paper and will take me. I am also scared."
Can you remove the words "like life"? The bugs you painted, the clouse, the tribute, the Xudra, the anorectal hospital doctor... are basically a shape. The readers must pass some small parts (such as Touch, beard, or guess through the plot, and finally know what you are painting.
"It doesn't matter, I have a way." Very reliable Vinnie came up with an idea. "Do you know Xiao Qin? In H Man, I often use a black strip to block male organs..."
Now, what do you do, I know that you have not only seen H Man, but also seen A film, but there is no need to show it in front of Xiao Qin.
"So." Pooh shook his head and said, like the common dog-headed division in the costume drama. "You can draw a black strip to cover the worms, and at most write a white 'worm' on the black strip. Can understand that the Zerg attacked, H Man can do this, we can do it."
"Hey, is this OK?" Xiaoqin's eyes widened. "Vini, you are so smart, this story of the sixth sentence is not awkward."
What you need to worry about is the IQ of both of you. Are you sure that the thick and black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by the readers as "Zerg attack?" Isn't it the "male organ" attack? .
Shaped like a potato, Cthulhu, full of octopus tentacles, has been overcrowded, and then let him fight with countless strips... What a terrible scene, apologize to the readers who are about to hurt your eyes. Apologize to the founder of Cthulhu mythology, Love Kraft, and apologize to the "God of the Comic" handcuffs, you are not sorry for the people above, you are even sorry for the author of H Man.
Putting down the communication between the teacher of Cress and the assistant, Pooh, we don’t mention it. We went to the first computer class in the afternoon since the third day.
There is also a weekly computer class in the third day. It’s very rare. I don’t know if it’s because art and music lessons have been cancelled. So I’m going to give you some time to relax and relax.
Listening to Liu Badshui, when they were in computer class in class 2, the teacher yelled at them: "If you have a rest, go to the school intranet, just don't talk to other classes."
In addition, I also pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with a camera. Don't you know that the small movie is not pure, the boys are not allowed to watch, and the girls are not allowed to see."
Privately, I complained to other teachers: "Now the students are really different from the previous ones. When I was in class, I found that there were girls watching A movies on the computer, and I was very interested in it. How do I manage this?"
The girl who was caught in the computer class to watch the A film will not be Pooh. In the second semester of the second grade, she sometimes finds a remote seat alone. Is it the right one?
When I walked into the computer classroom, there were not many people. Only a few academic sergeants were doing exercises on the table, and the squad leader arrived first.
After a summer vacation, the storage cabinet in the corner of the computer room was dirty, the squad leader could not stand it, and was obliged to clean it.
The squad leader opened the door and wiped the dust. I saw a few white cockroaches hanging in the cabinet, and there was a lot of ash on it.
Listening to Dad said that the computer cost in the early years was expensive, and the most feared thing in the computer was dust. Therefore, it is necessary to wear a foot cover in the machine room, and some will also require wearing a white coat, and it is almost the same as using the iPhone to cover the film.
Now that the computer is cheap and the resistance is strong, it doesn't matter. Everyone usually wears a casual dress to the computer room, but there are still a few white coats hanging in the storage cabinet.
The squad leader took out the white coat and lifted it in the sun. Wipe it gently with a paper towel. Make sure that they are spotless and make them feel at ease.
I feel that I don’t think it’s appropriate, I should do my best to help, so I walked over and put my hands in my trouser pockets, so I asked easily:
"The squad leader, look at you enough to be tired, need help, need to help me to tell me..."
The squad leader turned his face and hesitated. Then he nodded slightly and extended a hand to me. He said quietly: "If you want to help, marry me."
What, what, the squad leader, what do you say, my heart rate is too fast, don't launch a sudden attack on me.
The computer classroom is not empty. You are so shy in front of others. When is the squad leader you become so direct.
And back ten thousand steps, even if you have this intention, it should be that you marry me right.