Chapter 83: Borrowing flowers and offering Buddha

Otherwise, when you don't pay attention, I don't leave a name for it, and sneak the into the monitor's desk.
But if you don't explain it at all, the squad leader will not understand what is going on, and maybe he will conduct a full investigation in the class.
So I decided to write a note saying, "Sorry, I mimicked the underwear thief and stole your things. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to correct myself. I will not do it again in the future."
Of course, I will not be stupid enough to write it myself. It is written by Cao Gonggong. Even if the squad leader traces it, he can only trace it to Cao Gonggong.
That's why there is a head debt, a causal cycle, and retribution is uncomfortable.
Cao Gonggong did not ask what to do with this, but probably guessed that I had a girl's underwear in my hand.
He sneered at the "squeaky" face, his face showing the admiration of "not a master."
"You are too great to be an adult, I think you are a hundred times stronger than underwear thieves!"
"how do I say this?"
Although I know that he can't vomit ivory in his dog's mouth, he is still curious about what he wants to say.
"You see, the underwear thief is just stealing the underwear, he is at home YY. Maybe some girls have never seen his face, maybe a dinosaur! You are not the same as the master, choose the target to start, use After the beautiful girl’s underwear passed, she returned the underwear that had been stained with her own body fluid, and did not do anything for the underwear. In this case, if the girl wears the underwear again, it is not equal to you. Is the body fluid in close contact with her?"
He can think of it, the brain structure of the big loss is really different from ordinary people. This idea is not only evil, but also has the possibility of successful implementation.
Should the squad leader have this kind of worry? After receiving the lost underwear, I thought it might be more disgusting to say that this underwear has been done by others. Not to mention that it will continue to be worn in the future, even if it is touched by hand, it is also a kind of spiritual injury.
At the thought of this, I decided not to return the underwear to the squad leader, or wait until after school, I cut it with scissors and throw it into the trash.
You said that I am doing this as a violent thing, should I leave a memorial?
No, if you stay, it will take a long time, and I will not be able to do anything about this underwear.
Although I am a gentleman, a proletarian successor who is out of the low-level taste, but maybe this evil cloth will seduce me in my sleep.
I can't risk leaving myself to become a metamorphosis.
In the first two lessons of the afternoon, Xiao Qin did not come back to class.
It seems that the holiday has a great impact on her body. After the end of the class, it is a break between classes. Would you like to take a look at her?
And Chen Yingran, the rogue school doctor, will not continue to instill any evil knowledge into Xiaoqin?
I couldn't sit still when I thought about it. At the beginning of the big class, I quietly touched the outside of the medical office and eavesdropped on whether there was any conversation.
Very unexpected, no sound, I went in and saw that Chen Yingran and Xiao Qin were asleep.
The infirmary has a total of two beds separated by a curtain. Xiaoqin slept in the window by the place, Chen Yingran slept outside, his face was very tired.
I opened the door and went in, Chen Yingran did not wake up, as if I slept very late last night, I don’t know where to go.
The small celery was covered with white sheets, lying on the side facing the window, and the body was smashed into a shrimp-like shape, which looked so small and fragile. Her eyes are closed, tears are hanging in her eyes, and it may be painful.
When I approached her bed, she suddenly opened her eyes with vigilance. When I saw it, I was so happy that I wanted to sit up, but because of the pain in the abdomen, she sat halfway, and she was so sad that she lay back.
"Hey, I don’t want to sit down with Ye Lin’s classmates! It’s really inconvenient for girls!

I really hope that you are not a girl! In that case, for many years of hatred, I can solve it directly with an uppercut!
Despite my thoughts in this way, I tried to gently say to Xiaoqin:
"Don't move your stomach, I just came over for a while, you are lying down."
Really hypocritical, why do I feel the same with her.
There are no chairs nearby. I saw a lot of spare space on Xiaoqin’s bed. I took a place far away from Xiaoqin.
Lying in the adjacent bed, Chen Yingran turned over only one curtain. He first giggled a few times, then screamed: "Don't be afraid, let your sister teach you slowly..."
A terrible dream, I don't know what she is doing about the indecent boys.
I comforted Xiaoqin a few words, although there was no nutrition, but Xiao Qin listened very carefully and seriously every sentence, as if my words were the sacred for her.
When I had nothing to say, Xiao Qin suddenly said:
"Ye Lin, can you help me buy a pair of underwear?"
Who wants to buy underwear for you! Don't lick your nose and look good! I have bought a sanitary napkin for you in the morning. I have lost my face! If I go to buy underwear, I will never turn over!
"No, don't be too gorgeous, as long as it's normal, too much lace, I think it's a bit tied..."
Seeing that my face was gloomy, Xiao Qin hurriedly apologized to me:
"I'm sorry! I dare to put my feelings before Ye Lin's preferences. It's too unintelligible! If Ye Lin likes lace underwear, buy it! No matter how uncomfortable I will be responsible for it." !"
In order to prevent her from speaking more and more outrageous, I interrupted her.
"It has nothing to do with the style of underwear. I can't buy a woman's underwear for a big man. Do you understand? And what do you want for underwear?"
"Because... because my underwear is stained with blood, I may wear it on my trousers when I continue to wear it!"
The reason is quite good, but I said that I can't help.
"But but... Ye Lin, if you buy me a new pair of underwear, you can take it as a commemorative one!"
"Your brain is in the water! Who wants a pair of underwear!"
I was so angry that she was almost insane.
"Do you not want it?" Xiaoqin made a very aggrieved and sad expression. "Yes, but this is the blood of my first vacation, it is the proof that I grew up as a girl! Isn't it precious?"
"You think it's precious to keep it yourself. I don't care if I hang it on the wall. Anyway, when someone asks, you can also say that it is the Japanese flag..."
Suddenly I remembered that there was a trouser's underwear in my pocket. If Xiaoqin gave me the underwear, wouldn't I hold it? It’s really a metamorphosis!
"Ye Lin, do you have anything in your pocket?"
Xiaoqin asked suspiciously.
Eh? Ren Xiaoqin, you will read the mind! Is my idea so obvious that I can see that there is something in my pocket?
Seeing that I did not deny that Xiao Qin put a finger on her lips and made a thought.
"Let me guess... Is it a gift that Ye Lin will give me? What is it?"
"(^__^) Hey, isn't Ye Lin's classmates connected with me, in fact, I have already bought my underwear and want to give it to me?"
I screamed badly, subconsciously trying to block the pocket of the underwear with my hand.
However, this action just revealed the location of the item. In the eyes of Xiaoqin, the electric light flashed, and he couldn’t wait to sit up and take action. The action was as fast as the cobra predation.
I haven't waited for me to see that the squad's underwear has been copied by her.
She looked at the in the plastic bag with amazement and then turned into a joy.
"Sure enough, Ye Lin is really connected with my heart! I have already bought my underwear, I just deliberately teased me!"
It may be fear of getting dirty. She didn't take the out of the sealed bag with the seal, but held it in her arms like a child with a Christmas present.
"Ha ha ha, the first gift that Ye Lin gave me! Wait until the end of the holiday, I will wear it right away!"
Nima can't wear it! That is the squad's underwear! If the squad leader knows that I am wearing her underwear for others to wear, how can it be!
"Hey, you misunderstood, the underwear is not for you, you give it back to me!"
I made a posture to grab back my underwear.
Xiaoqin, who was just enjoying the joy, was completely condensed. She looked at me, and the tears flowed out like broken beads.
"Hey~~~~~ The first gift has to be taken away? Too cruel! You are too cruel to me!"
She slammed the squad leader's underwear, "I don't give it to me, don't give it to me!!"
A pair of me went forward and she was desperately trying to follow me.
Her little blush fluttered, tears dripping on the hot cheeks on the white sheets. It is estimated that it is not only sad, but most of it is because the action she just grabbed the underwear has pulled the abdomen, making the pain worse.
I have no choice but to be by her. If the squad leader's underwear is given to Xiao Qin, it should be considered as good as possible.
The only worry is that after Xiao Qin wearing this underwear will not find flaws for the squad leader? Will the girl remember every she wears? Are they more likely to buy the same panties?
Worried, Chen Yingran, next door, threw a pillow at us, and she screamed in disgust:
"What a noisy noise! ​​I dreamed that half of them were woken up by you! I finally took off his pants!"
Finally, Xiaoqin apologized to her Yingran sister, and I returned to the classroom of the second (3) class.