Chapter 847: Balance training

The sixth sentence of "Chensulu also wants to fall in love" uploaded by Xiaoqin, in addition to the alien zerg (jj) invading the earth, another major emotional node is that Cthulhu gave the father God Dagong a green hat, facing Under the question of the subordinates, he said: "In fact, I don't like your wife. The person I love is you."
For the inspiration of this rotten girl PHS, the readers’ comments boiled:
"Ksulu and Dagong can't stand up."
"What do you want the mother Xudra to do."
"Tragic people love the evil spirits."
Of course, people who are too poor in Tucao's painting skills have always occupied a large part.
Take this time, let's say that the alien flying saucer of Xiaoqin's painting looks like sweet potato, and the image of Kesulu's mouth spit radio can attack the flying saucer, such as the use of a welding torch to bake sweet potatoes and the like, can be described as overwhelming.
"Sweet potato, eggplant, and potato family."
"The teacher of Cress is not the founder of the vegetable painting school. Please accept the knees below."
"You update so fast, so that those who are fine-cutters and who are serious about painting are very embarrassed."
"The current society is more and more impetuous. Like this kind of garbage, it can be ranked in front of the Tucai list. No wonder Fengjie can be famous..."
Regarding all the negative evaluations he has received, Xiao Qin has turned a blind eye and understands the shamelessness of the mediocrity to his talented wizards.

Every time I mention UFOs in news reports, I always say ‘cigar-type UFO’. Since aliens can take cigars to the earth for sightseeing, why can’t they sit on sweet potatoes and invade the earth?

It's not a problem with cigars or sweet potatoes. It's not like a problem with an airplane. If it's a cigar or a sweet potato, when it's rubbed against the atmosphere, it's already one that is lit and cooked.
Aliens smoked cigars while eating sweet potatoes, buttocks forced to land on the earth, the attitude is really optimistic.
At this time, the big horn saw a meal from the window, but did not find a seat, and was standing in the center of the cafeteria.
"Oh, here, come to us, there is a seat here."
The big horn enthusiastically greeted the palace.
"I……"
Gong Caicai saw Xiaoqin and Pooh sitting here, afraid that he would be bullied when he sat down, so hesitated.
"Don't lie, come over." The big horn thought that the palace color contact lens fell again. I couldn't see who was talking, so I increased the volume.
"Color, you come over quickly, otherwise this position should be occupied by others, and you don't want to stand and eat."
In fact, this is purely to scare the palace color, there is a fierce and evil, I sit in the town, the people outside the class do not dare to sit at this table, and the people in this class will not be able to grab the position with the weak palace.
However, the most lacking of Gongcai Cai is confidence. Once she has a picture of
forced to stand eating
, she will not care about the threat of Xiao Qin and Pooh, and will come to us at this table. .
Gong Caicai is wearing a stainless steel plate, so that others can squeeze a sweat for her, and feel that the next second may be overturned.
In fact, Gong Caicai did overturned many plates in the first day of the year, and sprinkled the food all over the floor. While crying, he asked the cleaning aunt to forgive.
"I'm sorry, sorry, I don't even eat rice, I really shouldn't have been born in this world..."
Originally, the cleaning aunt was very annoyed that the students were soiling the floor, but when they saw the palace color, they were sincere and sincere, and they thought that they were useless, and they didn’t bother to say deep.
Later, the squad leader noticed this situation and carried out a long-term "balance training" for Gong Caicai.
The first is to let Gong Cai Cai top-top textbooks, from one end of the classroom to the other, to ensure that the textbook does not fall, the contact time is short, do not understand the other classmates who are the squad leader, and think that the squad leader is corporal punishment in the palace color.
I don’t know if it’s because the color of Gong Caicai’s hair is a little natural, so it’s more friction than others. In short, the Palace’s color has quickly mastered the tips of the top textbooks, and also challenged the top dictionary, the headboard, and the overhead stationery. Box, finally she said with joy: as long as the plate is placed on the top of the head, and then with the help of both hands, you can go back to the table with no worries, (although a little shame)
Hello, the squad leader lets you train your head textbooks. It just lets you find the center of gravity of your body. How do you practice yourself as an Indian? Indian talents put all kinds of items on the market.
After taking the detour, the squad leader borrowed a plate from the cafeteria for the palace color training. As a result, once the palace color was over, everything was changed. The elbow pads and knee protectors were provided for the foresight. Gong Caicai had to throw himself into the hospital with an empty plate.
After a period of observation, the squad leader was desperate to discover that Gong Micai had a high probability of using the inherent skills of
flat ground
when holding something in front of her, or when she was empty, if she was carrying a bag or head over her back. A heavy object, but it helps to maintain balance.
Sure enough, because the chest is too big, the milk that is desperately poured in order to make it taller, only shows its value on the chest.
Because of the short stature, the overall weight of the palace color, the chest has to bear the extra weight, how can not fall back without losing balance.
Xiaoqin never falls, unless she is deliberate. If you say that Xiaoqin will be very stable in martial arts, if I give this example inappropriate, then there is Zhuang Ni, Zhuang Ni never Will fall flat, but she (self-proclaimed) has leukemia.
Therefore, people must do what they can, without the diamonds, do not take porcelain, do not have a strong balance, do not grow so big chest.
You see, the squad leader and Pooh's physical education class are so eye-catching, and they are only the second and third in the size of our bust.
The squad leader who found the crux of the problem came up with a step-by-step approach. She put Gong Micai on a pair of trousers with a back hip pocket, then loaded heavy objects (pebbles) in the two pockets and resumed training.
It sounds a bit unbelievable, but both psychological and physical problems are combined. It is easy to lose the balance of the palace color. Under the patient's patient support, this finally overcomes the tension and will not be in the meal. fall down.
However, the premise is that she must hold the tableware that she is not afraid of falling. If it is a fragile item such as porcelain, she will be nervous and will repeat the same mistakes. The more expensive the porcelain is, the more serious it is.
At that time, as a lone wolf, I thought about the cold-eyed classmates: If Gong Caicai went to visit the
National Treasure Pottery and Porcelain Exhibition
, he might be sentenced to life imprisonment for treason.
Today's Gongcai Cai is as usual, after thousands of hardships, it is hard to bring the food back from the window.
When I was about to walk to the table, Gong Caicai was accidentally touched by a freshman who passed by, and almost lost balance. I found that the little celery around me was ready to go, once the palace color fell. She is afraid that she will rush to meet the rabbit.
It’s not that Xiaoqin suddenly became a good boy who cares about the safety of his classmates. Instead, she feels that saving the palace color is free from falling. It is a good thing, and I can get a star from me.
But regardless of the reason, from the action, Xiaoqin has begun to "help others", this is what my "sister" plan wants to achieve.
Although Gong Caicai was touched by the junior students, he always went back to the table safely and walked down the table safely. He put down the plate and sat down to eat.
"Do you know, our squad leader was elected to the new school."
In some cases, Pooh is always a bit late, this is already news two days ago.
"Cut, I don't choose me." The big horn is very self-aware, and he said humorously.
PHS knows that his gossip partner is joking and pouting without comment.
"Get it, if you are not so fat, like the kindergarten era, it is almost the same."
The first one to finish the meal, Pooh, stepped on one of the legs on the metal bar under the table, and said to the big horn.
Speaking of the big horn in the kindergarten era, it seems that there is no such thing as fat now, and there is a rumor that the big horn has once led the dance in the children’s performance group.
"A few days ago, I sent Zenny to go home on the night. I found photos of the two of you when I went to kindergarten together. The big speakers are long-lost. When you were young, you are much better than now."
"You are long-lost." The big horn angered. "I just couldn't stand the temptation of food and I was getting fat."
I have only recently learned that the big horn was the same kindergarten as Zhuangni when I was a child. It seems that the big horn and Zhuang are not only close to the family address, but the relationship between the two has extended from childhood.
That day, even if Xiong Yaoyue eagerly escorted Zhuang Ni to go home (there is no need for "Vini escorts Zenny to go home", it is to respect Pooh's wishes, lest everyone confuse), Zhuang Ni does not necessarily invite Xiong Yaoyue to sit in the door for a while, Xiong Yaoyue I have the opportunity to see Zhuang Ni’s family photo album. Eighty percent was seen by Zhuang Ni’s mother and received her warm hospitality (when she has eaten, Xiong Yaoyue does not stay,).
It is reasonable to say that the big horn is the most common classmate of Zhuang Ni's family, but there isn't a photo of Zhuang Ni and the big horn in the family photo album. The photos of both of them are in the kindergarten era. of.
Zhuang Ni has such a big resentment for the big horn to become fat. Is it true that Zhuang Ni’s lily tends to be born, and the big horn was once her first favorite lily object?
As a result, after graduating from kindergarten, the primary school failed to be in the same elementary school (the big horn and the squad leader). Although there was a class in junior high school, it was already a human being. The old kindergarten was a small flower and became a fat aggregate. what.
No wonder Zhuang Ni seized every opportunity and spared no effort to satirize the fat on the big horn. The original fat was on the big horn, but it hurt on Zhuang Ni’s heart.
"Things will only develop in the direction of deterioration." The reason why such a pessimistic concept will be formed in Zhuang Ni's mind is that I can't get away with the big horn.
Because of the lily object of the flowery appearance, one day it will inevitably become a big fat girl with greasy fried chicken. Zhuang Ni is completely desperate for this world where even beautiful women will become fat.
In addition, Zhuangni did not come to class today, but also took sick leave. After school, the big horn had to give class notes and homework to Zhuang Ni, and also had to endure the malicious spit.
The embarrassment of childhood is really hard to give up, just like I am with Xiaoqin...