Chapter 910: Routine treatment of bad children
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1999 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:52:11
"Oh, obviously, I can’t think of it in my heart, and I pretend to be like a stern look." Amy sneaked to me, "Listen to the report of Pooh, you used to touch the chest of the palace color on the toilet hill. With memories of her chest, don't come and compare it with me to see what the real chest looks like."
"It's not the toilet mountain is the Tsui Song Mountain. Although there are toilets on the mountain, it's true... But you Americans will name a mountain "WC Mountain", and the event of the palace color is purely an accident, an unfortunate accident." I am not very confident to rebut, "I was a little bit of heat stroke..."
"Ah, the weather is hot, I must have heatstroke..."
Amy said, she fell down on me, struggling to hold up her small chest and slamming her face.
"Heatstroke your sister, it is already November."
Before Amy hit me, I reached over her waist and put her whole person on my left shoulder.
In spite of Amy's resistance, I stood up from the ground with her soft body and sent her to the pink single bed in her bedroom.
"It’s 10:10 now, it’s going to sleep.
I ordered the Amy on the bed with the elder brother's majesty.
"You just can't sleep after watching the horror movie. You sit by the bed and accompany me."
"In this case, don't watch horror movies. If you think about it, you are only 12 years old this year. There are no horror movies for you to see. Is there a horror film with a rating of less than 13 bans?"
"What happened to the age of 12," Amy protested. "I don't want to look down on me because I am only 12 years old. You know, Batman, the first generation Robin is working at the age of 9 and the second generation. Bin died when he was 13 years old."
Don't compare the characters in the superhero comics with yourself, and the first generation of Robin (Dick), who later stopped playing as an assistant to Batman, became a "night wing". When he was 9 years old, he could still be a follower. Inspirational story, the second generation of Robin (Jason) was killed by the clown when he was 13 years old. What is worth comparing?
I and Amy discussed the topic of superheroes after the end of the zombies. At the same time, the birthday party for Zhuang Ni is still in full swing (the specific situation is that Xiao Qin told me the next day).
In order to ensure the "surprise" effect, after the venue was set up in Gong Caicai's home, it was the invitation of the court to make an invitation call to Zhuang Ni.
"Mom and Dad are on a business trip. I am lonely at home, can, can accompany me to Halloween."
According to the rhetoric provided by the big horn, Gong Caicai said nervously to the earpiece, while others held their breath, so as not to be heard by Zhuang Ni.
However, Zhuang was the first to discover the anomaly in Gong Micai's tone.
"The squad leader is also there, who else, as long as there are no boys, I will pass."
Since it has already been seen, the squad leader can only tell the truth, to make sure that there are no male animals in Gong Caicai’s home, it will be a veritable
girl night
, and Zhuang Ni will put down her guard and make a greeting with her family. .
Although "surprise" is gone, "party" or "party", even if Zhuangni does not have the conscious consciousness of being the protagonist today, she can't hold everyone's hard and soft, and does a lot of things that can't be done.
For example, wearing a cardboard crown attached to the cake (produced by the squad leader), blowing out the candle and making a wish in the dark (it seems not to be good to God), and even participated in the cake war (caused by Xiaoqin).
"Zhuang Ni, what have you promised?" Xiong Yaoyue and the squad leader packed up the cake on the floor and asked, "It would not be like a palace color, wishing for peace in the world."
Zhuang Ni’s face is black.
I hope that people who wish to make a wish at the same time at this moment will not achieve their wishes.
That is not a wish but a curse. Do you have a hatred with someone who has a birthday with him on the same day?
"Why can't you be more cheerful." Xiong Yaoyue frowned and said to Zhuang Ni. "If you are as cheerful as I am, the squad leader will not worry about you. I will give you a birthday surprise party, at least for you. Just do it for me."
"Because there is no hope in the world." Zhuang Ni's eyes are full of spider-like gray. "All good things will eventually dissipate..."
"Like the rest of the half cake." Xiong Yaoyue said, "But it is because Xiaoqin deliberately stumbles on you, you will be buried in the whole face, and you will have a debt." You can find Xiaoqin to settle accounts, nothing to do with the world."
"Nonsense, people are not intentional." Xiaoqin protested next to him. "And people who have birthdays are going to be battered with cakes. This is common sense, common sense."
"You are obviously deliberate in this kind of statement." Xiong Yaoyue’s hair is still covered with cake scraps. "Why did it start to indiscriminately throw it away, so everyone must take a shower..."
Zhuang Ni looked at Xiaoqin with a deep impression. Xiaoqin analyzed afterwards. Zhuang Ni didn’t get angry because she threw the cake. It was because she got a chance to take a bath with the squad leader and Gong Caicai. Very large, although there is no gold faucet installed in Amy's bathroom, but it is also a very high-end configuration, shower and bathtub are used, so that seven girls can clean together.
The bathing process of the "Seven Fairies" seems quite joyful, but Xiao Qin did not elaborate to me. She visited three people, Zan Ni and Xiao Ling Tong, who had the smallest chest.
After cleaning the cake residue, everyone started to discuss the topic of fairy tales. The reason was that there was a sticker on Alice in Wonderland in the bedroom where Gong Caicai was seen.
"Color, don't because there are rabbits in that story, you love the house and Utada like the whole story." Zhuang Nizhong patted the shoulders of Gong Caicai. "The author of "Alice in Wonderland" by Louis Carroll is famous. Pedophilia, he wrote the book to hook up the little girl in the neighbor..."
"How, how can this be." The palace color that was destroyed in childhood was helplessly stayed.
"The author and the work should be treated separately to a certain extent." The squad leader who did not specifically study the history of fairy tales can only comfort the palace in this way. "Good people may write bad stories, bad people may write good stories." As long as the fairy tale itself is good..."
"There are a lot of fairy tales in the world, and few are good fairy tales." Zhuang Ni explained with a thick black circle, "Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, the original version of these three fairy tales The story is dark, you want to hear it."
"Want to listen, I want to hear." Xiong Yaoyue widened his eyes curiously, fearing that Gong Micai, who was once again ruined, would hold his ears in despair.
"In the original "Cinderella", after the Cinderella put on the crystal shoes to get the prince's favor, she retaliated and retaliated against her stepmother and two sisters. The two sisters were not mentioned by the birds, and they dealt with Stepmother, Cinderella used a wooden box lid to break the stepmother's neck. It was a very special killing technique..."
"Not right." Xiong Yaoyue ignored the tremors of the palace. "I saw the version of Cinderella. How did the stepmother be punished and danced to the hot iron shoes to death?"
Zhuang Ni has a hand, "In short, Cinderella is a savage professional killer. At least her imagination in killing the enemy is not inferior to self-discipline."
"As for "Sleeping Beauty"... This story is adapted from the Italian fairy tale "Sun, Moon and Talia" in 1634, the original Jim Badesta Basil, in the story, the prince's kiss failed to sleep the beauty Awaken from sleep, so the prince did most of the things that the sly man would do. After he made the sleeping beauty's belly bigger, he patted his and left..."
"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen." Gong Caicai rushed out of the room with her ears, "Give me my childhood."
"In fact, I sometimes think that fairy tales should be less seen." Xiao Qin looked thoughtfully at his chin. "Listen to Amy, many American girls have read the story of "Frog Prince" and are infected because they kiss amphibians. Parasite..."
Zhuangni seems to be addicted and continues to say: "The original "Snow White" is darker than all fairy tales. Snow White is not persecuted by her stepmother. The queen is her mother. Snow White is being raped by her father. The queen was exiled after discovering it, and then it was unclear with the seven dwarfs. The prince was a corpse and found that Snow White, who died of poisonous apples, lived again, and the boss was not happy..."
"Enough." The squad leader glared at Zhuang Ni. "I used to be your birthday today. Even if you have a slightly outrageous behavior, you should be accommodated. But you have to make the color of the childhood destruction too much, not just the color. Even my childhood..."
"Zhuang Ni lies." The well-informed PHS pointed out that "in the three stories she said, there is a story that is not the original, but a rewriting of later generations."
"Ah, then there are still two originals." The big horn was very surprised. "Western fairy tales are really very yellow and very violent. You see China's Kuafu chasing the sun, Jingwei reclamation and more inspirational, one is running towards the sun. Youth, one is to solve the problem of irrigation forever..."
"In order to ruin the childhood of the color, do not hesitate to lie." The squad leader could not restrain his anger, grabbed Zenny's arm and pulled her to the bed.
"In the whole junior high school (3) class, only you are the most disobedient, what kind of new life will happen after you graduate from junior high school, I am most worried about you, someone should wake you up."
On the one hand, the squad leader held Zhuang Ni face down and held it down, and his right hand was lifted high and fell heavily.
"what."
The squad leader picked up Zhuang Ni’s skirt and hit her ass.
"What do you do for the squad leader?" Zhuangni struggled to get up, but she thought that she was performing the squad leader of justice, and the strength was extra-added, completely suppressing Zhuangni.
"Ah." "Ah."
It was several times. Although I didn't see it on the spot, I can imagine that Zhuang Ni's was red.
"Wow, it’s so explosive, you should take a photo." Xiong Yaoyue quickly took out his mobile phone.
"Take the phone away, or I will even play if you wait." I don't know if the squad leader remembered the anecdote that had been beaten by me. She tried to teach Zenny, and she was mercilessly on the birthday of the other party. Zhuang Ni’s buttocks hit ten times and numb her hands.
"In the future, you still don't talk about the dark version of the fairy tale." The squad asked sharply in the excuse of Zhuang Ni.
"The fairy tale is not bright enough..."
Zhuang Ni still wants to talk back, when Xiao Qin is afraid that the world will come over without asking:
"Squad leader, if you are tired, use my relay, although I have no time with Zhuang Ni, I have no hatred in recent days, but in order to correct her wrong thinking and do good deeds, I am still willing to contribute one. Powerful."