Chapter 969: Celebrating rehabilitation

"Sakyamuni married his cousin at the age of 16, and the neighboring princess Yatto was his wife..."
After the shower, Xiaoqin wrapped in a bath towel and sat on the sofa to play with the mobile phone, and read the above words on the screen of the mobile phone.
She smells of white water vapor and shower gel, and her shoulders and knees are red because of long-term exposure to water.
Don't give me an example of Sakyamuni's cousin. The same example, Amy also told me that you know it. She also gave examples of the marriage of the brothers and sisters of the ancient Egyptian royal family. You two will only be in this regard. Study the history carefully.
"Hey, Ye Lin, how do you read this Chinese character with fifty-six strokes?"
Xiaoqin pretended to be very good to learn to call me close to her. It is estimated that once I am close to the extent, she will deliberately spread the towel and walk in front of me.
I was not fooled, and any aunt came out of the bedroom.
"No clothes in the shower, what kind of mobile phone is wrapped in a bath towel."
Auntie took Xiaoqin’s ear and drove her back to her room. Xiaoqin extended a finger of her left hand and of her right hand, as if to give me a secret number, let me go at 12 o’clock. Looking for her, of course I didn't go.
I probably waited for one night and didn't wait for my little celery. I didn't have enough sleep the next day, and this day was the day when the squad leader, Pooh and others agreed to come to see me.
Before they arrived, I accidentally received a call from Su Qiao.
Since Su Qiao and Su Grandma have always lived in the staff's dormitory of Science and Happiness, when the cause and effect calculation program was set up in the hydropower station, Internet addiction treatment center and other industries, they also arranged their work as a believer in the science and happiness education.
According to the data in the database, the causal calculation program arranges for the grandmother to go to the Internet addiction treatment center to sit in the town. Once the stubborn elements are not afraid of the electric shock, let the grandmother milk cast a silver needle to force Dafa, and the other party will die hard.
It’s too exaggerated. This is the fact that the Kuomintang planned to deal with the torture of the traitors. It was used in the youth of the motherland to slash the ants with a dragon knife.
Su grandma is not old, she is a character who loves to play. She feels that she can make a lot of money and earn money in the Internet addiction treatment center. It is very pleasant, so it has become a nightmare for Internet addiction teenagers, even though it is 3 months. It may not be able to get a shot, but it is just a sense of deterrence when sitting there.
Su Qiao was arranged by the Causal Calculation Program to work at the Imperial Building. As the top receptionist in the building, although the position is not high, but the treatment is good, the work is easy (the top floor has only four suites, not often guests) ).
Of course, before that, Grandma Sue had used a special tune plan to cure the bad conditional reflex of Su Qiao. Since the silver needle can be used to treat internet addiction, other problems can be solved as long as they are willing to kneel down. .
After I woke up, I received a lot of calls from people. This is the second time that Su Qiao has called me.
Like last time, Su Qiao asked about my physical condition and expressed various gratitude to me. It seems that her current relaxed work is thanks to me. In fact, I arranged her in the staff room of the Science Happiness Teaching. I never thought of this step today.
At the end of the day, Su Qiao’s current boss is Professor Bai, which is actually a causal calculation program, so she sometimes has to tell the causal calculation program.
Su Qiao told me that the causal calculation program hopes that I will visit her on the top floor of the Imperial Building no later than 31 days at the latest.
In addition, as the father of the causal calculation program, Fang Xin was also taken to the top of the Imperial Building after I woke up. This neuropathy raised a stone as a pet, doing daily math problems that are difficult for others to understand. Amazing words, such as "human civilization will perish within 30 years."
The development of science happiness education has not been expected by Fang Xin or Professor Bai. It is not only to lie to the believers, but also to arrange for work and wages for the believers. Science and happiness education is simply a fighter in the cult. The live Lei Feng among the cults is expected to develop into a "science happiness consortium" in time.
However, in the end, the religious color of the science happiness teaching has not been completely removed. The old and new believers believe that the "causal calculation program" is the "Akasha disc" that the teacher's letter often hangs on the lips. It is a download. To the gods in the computer, the science of happiness education is based on the revelation from the realm of the gods, in order to do all kinds of business when the profit.
Then the "causal calculation program" was crowned with the "sacred" prefix and became the "sacred causal calculation program", which was later referred to as "the cause of God". Because "the cause of God" was read and homophonic with "the holy baby", After passing around, the sects began to call the causal calculation program "the holy baby". Anyway, the causal calculation program was not built for three years. The guy who was less than 3 years old was called the "baby". Suitable.
A business group that all employees are adoring with the boss as a god... always feels very dangerous. Ai Shuqiao probably thinks that the causal calculation program will evolve into Skynet sooner or later, so I will pay attention to the causal calculation program. Confined to Dongshan City, let her go to the world level to compete with Ai Shuqiao.
"Ye Lin, if it is not impossible to leave the job, I am going to visit you at your home. The work she has arranged for me is a leisurely, but there is no fixed rest day..."
Finally, Su Qiao apologized to me.
"Nothing, anyway, before the end of this month, I will go to the Emperor Building to meet with the Holy Baby. You will see me when you get there."
Because the "causal calculation program" is too sloppy, and except for me, the causal calculation program does not accept the name "Xiaoyin", so I simply follow the Suqiao and use the "Holy Baby" to refer to it.
Listening to Dad, Su Qiao and Sue Grandma did not see me when I was in a coma. One of the reasons why they did not return to their hometown was that they hoped to see me wake up.
After Su Qiao’s phone call, Dad went out to talk to the fireball uncle, and Xiaoqin got up from the bed and went to the bathroom to wash it.
"How did Ye Lin didn't come last night."
In the pajamas, lazy and scattered, with a toothbrush in his mouth, asked me with a voice.
"You can't misunderstand." I helped Xiaoqin prepare breakfast bread and milk, and said to her, "I give you the same power as Amy, so I won't agree with Amy. Will not promise you."
Xiaoqin didn't seem to hear what I said. "I don't understand the meaning of '12 points' with my fingers. Ye Lin didn't understand it. It's obvious that Sun Monkey can understand Bodhi's ancestors' three more to my room. 'The hint of it.'
"That is because the Bodhi ancestor is to teach Sun Wukong magical powers, not to have a physical relationship with Sun Wukong. Today, many of our classmates are coming over, you give me a little convergence."
"Hey, Pooh is over, the squad leader and Gongcai Niu are actually coming over. Why are you looking at Ye Lin's classmates?"
"You have to ask yourself. You don't know if you have a fear of men. Every time a male student comes, you have to avoid it, so you will only have a girl coming today."
Halfway through the words, I suddenly remembered one thing.
"Right, not all girls are coming today. I remember that the squad leader said that she would bring Shu Zhe over, Xiao Qin, what impact will this have on you?"
Xiaoqin looked up and thought about it, then shook his head.
"Shu Zhe's words are fine. I don't know what's going on. I am not afraid of Shu Zhe at all, even if he is wearing men's clothes."
Yes, that’s really gratifying. During my coma, Shu Zhe didn’t know how far it was on the road of the false mother. Anyway, for Xiaoqin, her fear of men has put Shuzhe As a woman to deal with.
In the illusion of the end, Shu Zhe has been in a state of death. I can see her again today... No, it is his great living, giving me a feeling of being separated from the world.
However, the first person to arrive at my home was Pooh. She was wearing roller skates and slid all the way to the Red House North Lane community.
Vigny, who was retrograde in the wind, was all exposed by the wind. She used a U-shaped maneuver to stop the momentum and stopped at the community downstairs.
"Oh, I don't have ordinary shoes, it seems to be wearing roller skates to climb the stairs."
In fact, although there are only four floors in the Beilou District of Honglou, there are many elevators in the middle and old ages. Therefore, I have specially placed the elevators. However, I went downstairs with Xiaoqin to welcome Pooh. The two men stood on one side of the arms of Pooh. , led her into the elevator.
"I know you can't die." After seeing me, Pooh said with a sense of no reason, "A guy who grows up like you should live for 10,000 years."
"It’s a turtle that has lived for 10,000 years."
"Hey, let me take a closer look." As the elevator rose, Pooh took my face and stared at it for a long time, which was like a woman who was a good old woman.
"Ye Lin, you are getting better." The thundering sound rang in the ear, showing how surprised Pooh was.
"When you were lying in bed, I found out that your appearance changed. At that time, I thought that when you woke up, it would be restored... I didn't expect it to be like this all the time. I am fouled. I said that the woman is 18, you are a man. How did it change?"
Only I know that I am not a "male eighteen", but a face that was disfigured by Xiaoqin. In the 18-month rest, I recovered a little bit of childhood Xiaozheng.
Wearing a sleeveless vest tied at the chest and a pair of denim shorts, Pooh grew up more sexy, although she still put a band-aid on her nose, laughing from time to time, flashing the little tiger teeth in her mouth, but that More convex and sturdy body is definitely a beautiful landscape in the summer.
"Ye Lin's classmates are handsome and you are not allowed to hit his idea." Xiaoqin screamed at the side like an animal food.
"Reassured, rest assured." Pooh patted the shoulders of girlfriends. "I won't grab you, and Ye Lin is handsome. It's not wrong, but it's not so handsome. It's just going out now. It won't be directly treated as a fugitive."