Chapter 997: The squad leader hit me?

When I woke up the next morning, I saw Shu Zhe standing next to my bed. Both hands were trying to stretch out. It seemed to be revenge for me to pinch his milk tip last night, but also to me. In the same way.
Of course, in the end he didn't dare to start, but instead he stepped back because of my threatening eyes.
Unlike Shuzhe in pajamas, I always wear only a pair of boxers before entering the bed in winter and summer. I put my slippers down the bed, and the exposed muscles ruthlessly laughed at Shuzhe's weakness.
"Ye Lin brother, you got up." Shu Zhe put his hands behind his back and hurriedly concealed, "I am watching your sheets to fall, so I have to cover you."
"..."
"Really, really, and Ye Lin brother, when you just got up in the morning, it looks a lot better than usual. No one has told you before."
This is not only the shameless flattery of Shu Zhe. I discovered that I have just changed from a single eyelid to a double eyelid when I have just climbed out of bed for less than 3 minutes and my eyes are in a state of ignorance. At this time, I did look better than usual, but most people couldn't see it.
"Hey, don't think I didn't see it." I went to the bathroom and sneaked back and said to Shu Zhe, "You want to squat, I didn't wake up, revenge what I did to you last night, I am now. This, you have the ability to come forward."
I only wore boxers and slippers, and stood in front of Shu Zhe and said Sparta’s strong chest.
Shu Zhe was scared by me. She went back to her bed and took her eyes away from me.
"Ye Lin brother, wear some clothes, just walk back and forth in the underwear, too..."
"It's too much." I am quite arrogant. "This is a boy's bedroom. In theory, I don't wear clothes. It's just natural. If you don't accept it, you can wear it as cool as I can."
"I... I can't do it." Shuzhe resentfully said, "Ye Lin brother, you know that I can't do it."
In fact, I also verbally talked about it. Shuzhe’s only revealing the upper body would be mistaken for the girl’s physique. If I only wear a pair of underwear and sway back and forth like me, it is not good for my physical and mental health.
"In short, Tang Jiang should not look for Xiaohong anymore. You have finally lost a problem." I said, "But he can remember me, I have been treated for you, this kind of affection for you. Give me a good time to remember."
"Good feelings." Shu Zhe was very dissatisfied and turned back to me in bed. "Ye Lin Ge, you pinched me and almost died, and forced me to say a lot of embarrassing words, hand addiction too, mouth addiction too Is it not a good thing to eliminate some trouble for me?"
"Stop." I shouted. "Do you think that I am willing to do that kind of thing? I am forced to do it with you. Who is willing to touch the body of your pseudonym, no matter if you want medical expenses, you will be cheaper."
"Ye Linge, you are too much." Shu Zhe was angry and raised the volume. "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle pinch, they will at least buy me a new phone."
"Then let them pinch." My voice is bigger than Shuzhe. "By the way, the chrysanthemums also let them burst. Anyway, I won't buy you a new phone. I use Xiaoqin myself. The old phone 咧."
Shuzhe noisy, but I had to close my mouth. At this time, Xiaoqin and the squad leader called and asked if I would like to have breakfast together. Because I didn’t have a good school card with Xiaoqin, I didn’t go to the restaurant. Go to the squad's gardener's hut to eat the leftovers of last night, and bring Shuzhe.
"I used to sleep last night." The squad leader asked me at the dinner table. "You have nothing to do with Xiaozhe."
"I slept very well." I replied truthfully. "Shu Zhe is quite quiet when he falls asleep."
"Ye Lin Ge is not so quiet." Shu Zhe complained. "He grinds his teeth in the middle of the night and smiles happily for a while. Who knows what strange dreams..."
Shu Zhe reminded me that I thought about it. Last night, I seem to have made a dream of becoming a werewolf, and Amy became a vampire, and the two of us are destroying the world.
The time is now at 8:30 in the morning, Amy is still in bed, she seems to be able to make up for the lack of sleep in the entertainment circle every day, and nowadays do not sleep until 10 o'clock every day.
"Vini also grinds his teeth at night." Xiao Qin said not too spirited. "It seems like there is a big mouse in the house."
"Who is a big mouse." Pooh shot the table. "I just dreamed of a lot of delicious food. If I don't hurry, I will wake up when I have finished eating."
Shu Zhe's appetite was sluggish. He only kept a little bit of chopsticks. He spit out: "Since Ye Linge and Winnie Sister are all grinding your teeth, you simply sleep in a bedroom..."
The voice did not fall, Shu Zhe found himself suffering from the serious eyes of Xiao Qin, squad leader, Pooh and Gong Cai Cai at the same time, scared him a glimpse, almost knocked the chopsticks off the ground.
"What's wrong, let's make a joke, why are you so serious?" Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.
However, Pooh transferred the topic in time.
"Do you know that someone told me six months ago that I saw the South China Tiger on the mountain behind the school."
I almost squirted a bite of spinach egg soup.
"Hey, we are northern cities. Even if there is a tiger, it is impossible to be a South China tiger. Who said that I have seen the South China Tiger and another Zhou Zhenglong."

The nearby farmers said.
Pooh recalled his chin.
It is said that more than one person has seen it. We should be careful, especially the squad’s gardener’s hut is so close to the back mountain, so be careful not to be smashed by the tiger. go with."
The squad leader didn’t say anything. The palace color was scared.
Old, tiger, there is a tiger in Houshan. Why don’t you put it in the zoo? If it goes down the mountain to eat me and the squad leader, what should I do? do."
Xiaoqin shook his head. "I don't have such a good thing... No, I mean the chances of this happening are very low. I won't do this kind of expectation."
"The tiger won't easily enter the human territory." The squad leader said calmly. "There are some deep jungles in Houshan, but the legend about tigers has been for several years. I haven't heard any wounding records. I really worry about tigers. If you don't go to the back hill, you can stay on campus and it won't be a problem."
"It's better to draw a Wusong on the door of the gardener's hut and give you evil." Xiaoqin made a good suggestion.
"No need." The squad leader sipped a drop of sweat on his forehead. "The tiger won't know Wu Song."
In fact, what the squad leader really wants to say is: the tiger will not know Wu Song of your painting, and not only the tiger does not know, but other human beings will not recognize it. If it is painted at the door, it will not only ward off evil, but it may make the palace color Have a nightmare all night.
Because Xiaoqin is still in the period of dysmenorrhea, it is not very spiritual. Pooh is enough for her buddy to help her massage the lower back to relieve the pain.
"I hope that Ye Lin students help me massage ╯ _ ╰" Xiaoqin spoiled.
"Vini gives you a massage is not the same." I asked, "After all, you are more convenient for girls, isn't it, and you are a bedroom, boys are very troublesome to go to the girls' bedroom..."
Since I heard that there are tigers in the mountains, I have embarked on the desire to explore from the heart. Although I am not planning to do modern Wusong, it is also a very prestige if I can take pictures of wild tigers.
However, I did not implement it immediately. After all, the wild tiger is still very dangerous. It is also unknown whether it exists.
My main activity today is still sitting in the 222 bedroom, asking Shu Zhe about the details of Qingzi High School and seeing if he can lay a good foundation for Dad to come to teach.
Shu Zhe was very obedient, as if he no longer hated the abuse of him last night. He also ran errands to buy drinks and snacks for me. It was a natural traitor.
However, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain became inflexible and I had a big tongue. I seemed to be drunk.
But I didn't drink alcohol, isn't it... Is it because Shuzhe brought me a small amount of alcohol in my drink? It makes me drunk when I get a lot of money. Why should he do this? What is the purpose of his doing this?
Sitting on my own bed, I pulled my head and gradually became confused, and saw Shu Zhe coming over.
"Ye Lin Ge, apologize to me." Shu Zhe's face with a false smile, holding his chest in front of me.
"Through, why should you apologize to you." I frowned and asked.
"Because you were too much last night." Shu Zhe said, "I heard that you will become a good old man if you are drunk, now you should apologize to me honestly, come and repeat my words. , Shuzhe adults, I am wrong, I will not dare ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, next time."
I straightened my hand and squeezed Shuzhe's across the shirt, kneading it down with a force that was last night, and it hurt him to scream.
Jokes, the old good man model is not a mentally retarded mode. Do you think that if I am drunk, I can apologize? I want to be beautiful, and I don’t say that alcohol is not all over now. Even if I am completely drunk, I will not be treated to you. This kid is bowing, and I still despise you in the old good mode.
"Mixed, bastard, turned out to be like this to me." Shuzhe, who had a tearful tear, escaped from my claws and immediately rushed to the bathroom to know what to do. I also stumbled on the bed because of the nervousness caused by alcohol. Fell asleep.
I don't know how long it took, maybe half an hour or an hour, I heard the sound of the 222 bedroom door switch, then a tall girl walked straight in.
Wearing a school uniform skirt in the green high school, long hair and waist of ebony, the face is full of seriousness, this is not the squad leader, it is very easy for girls to go to the boys' bedroom.
I sat up in bed from the dizzy, and had not had time to say a word, but suddenly stunned the squad leader.
"Snapped."
I was completely beaten, and I couldn't believe the long-haired girl in front of her face. She said with anger:
"Whoever makes you bully my brother, you are a rude, ugly, and apologize to me, otherwise I will not ignore you anymore."
"That... apologize." I gradually got above the alcohol level and my thinking power has not returned to normal.
"Yes, I have to apologize to me." She shouted exaggeratedly and shouted at me. "And ordinary apologies can't be done. You have to kneel on the floor and apologize to me, but also..."
She took off her shoes and put one of the toes wrapped in black stockings on my bed.
"I still want to lick my feet. You must confess my mistakes while licking my feet. And in the future, you should respect my brother as me, know."