Chapter 3: Mistress

"Damn, it turned out that it was the failure of that experiment that made Laozi pass through inexplicably! But which dynasty is here! It would be great if the Tang Dynasty was flourishing! We can also see the beauty of the Tang Dynasty beauties!"
"Brother, brother, what's the matter with you! Why are you smiling so stupidly that you don't even say a word! It's not really stupid, right?"
"You are stupid! No, no, I'm sorry, brother, thank you for your kindness! But my brother has one more question to ask!"
"Brother, we are actually the same kind of people! What can't be said! Ask! As long as I know my brother, there is nothing I can't say!"
Seeing the grandeur of the other party, Jin Shangyu also followed up and asked, "Well, I don't know which dynasty it is now! Han, Tang, or Song!"
"Brother, it seems that your brain is really bad and not light! I knew it from the Han Dynasty, it was the great dynasty founded by the Liu clan! But what Tang, Song, etc. I really didn’t listen to. I said it! Oh, look at my mind, what you are asking is now, right! Actually, it is the Dajin Dynasty. No, just today, our old emperor just died!"
"What, you mean it's the Jin Dynasty now! Another old emperor has died! What's his name, isn't it the Sima Yan!"
"Brother, you are looking for death, be quiet, that is the name of the emperor, how can we, a little handyman, call it directly! Are you not afraid of destroying the nine races!"
"That, I'm sorry! Maybe my brain was stimulated! Thank you, brother for reminding!" As soon as he thought that he was already from the Jin Dynasty, Jin Shangyu immediately realized that he had made a huge mistake.
"Damn, why did Laozi recite his idea so much, and he has traveled to the darkest Jin Dynasty! It's over, it's over, this time is dead! God, my university hasn't finished yet, I even paid a girlfriend I didn't pay it!!" For a while, when Jin Shangyu knew the historical dynasty he was in, an extremely depressed mood emerged from the bottom of his heart.
In the following conversation, Jin Shangyu seemed to have lost his soul. He couldn't listen to what others said and did. And my mind is full of those swords and shadows and winds. What moon dark murder night, five chaos, scenes, scenes, like a movie, slowly passed through my mind.
"Brother, brother, what's the matter, what are you thinking about! You see this rain is so heavy, do you think you can help me with this job!"
"Ah, help, definitely help! Well, look, another big brother is here too!"
"You said he was coward! I thought you were a ghost, so I ran away!"
Just as Jin Shangyu was chatting with the older middle-aged man, another middle-aged man standing in the distance also came over.
I saw him wipe the rain off his face and said with a smile: "I said Jin Shangyu, your kid is not dead! Okay, we finally have a helper! You say yes, brother!"
"Okay, I ran desperately just now! Are these still useful?"
"Sorry, big brother, I actually know why you didn't run!"
"This big brother, why didn't the big brother run!"
"Does this still need to be said! The calf is turning, and it is impossible to move the leg!"
auzw.com"You, you, okay, let’s get rid of these corpses as soon as possible, there are more than a dozen of them in the palace waiting for us! I said Jin Shangyu, you will follow us in the future Let's do it! Actually, we little people die when they die. If you don't know, no one knows if you are not dead!"
"Thank you brother! Then I will follow you from now on!"
"Is that right! Come here, first help brother transport this car to the woods!" As he spoke, the older middle-aged man already started to push the cart.
Of course, Jin Shangyu and another middle-aged man quickly joined the cart.
"Damn, it's the most important thing to be alive. Whatever it does! This is the darkest Jin Dynasty! What a hard life!" Jin Shangyu scolded his mother while pushing the cart.
However, when my heart is suffocated, I still have to do the work.
Because of Jin Shangyu's participation, the three men worked together, and the efficiency was really improved. It didn't take much effort, and the wooden two-wheeled vehicle was heading toward the palace again.
"I said Jin Shangyu, wait a while, the guard at the gate of the palace might ask, you just say it's the handyman Jin Shangyu in the palace! Anyway, they don't know whether you died or not!"
"Um, brother, you mean we have to enter the palace to transport things like that!"
"What stuff, that's called a corpse! We are unlucky, who is lucky! Besides, if we are not lucky today, it is estimated that we will have to be taken away by others too!"
"Oh, it's like this! Then what are the names of the eldest brother and the second brother! I can't remember it at all!"
"Well, my name is Liu Box, and his name is Fan Yu! In the future, it is estimated that the three of us will have to depend on each other!" After hearing what Jin Shangyu said, the older middle-aged man carried his name while pushing the cart, and there was another person. The name was spoken.
And Jin Shangyu smiled and asked: "Well, I said Brother Liu, are you all so old and haven't married yet!"
"Brothers don't know anything! Most of the people here have been sent to the palace since they were young, doing the dirty and tiring work at the bottom! It's not bad to be alive, how can you dare to think about it!"
"Yes, Brother Liu is right! Actually, Jin Shangyu has been in the palace since he was a child! No, this morning, you younger handymen, because of curiosity, they took a look at the spiritual position of the old emperor and got caught Beaten to death by the stick!"
"Damn,'I' actually died like this! Well, well, it's really a great Jin Dynasty!" When he heard that he died like this in the morning, Jin Shangyu hated this dark blood from the bottom of his heart. Dynasty.
"You two, say you guys! Don't stand still! Say, why is there one more person!"
"Official man, we do this kind of dirty work! Aren't we just three people! You didn't forget us as a kid!"
"Hey, you look familiar! There should be no problem! Forget it, those of you who are lucky enough to stay away from us, don't get bad luck! Go!"
"Okay! Xie Guanye accommodating!" Faced with the questioning of the two court guards, Liu Box answered naturally. Seeing Jin Shangyu, he really doubted his own eyes.
"Damn, this old guy, it seems that he has been in the palace for a long time, really old fried dough sticks! He even said that two people are three people! The most important thing is that these two stupid guards still Believe it!" Although he did not speak, Jin Shangyu silently despised it in his heart.