Vol 5 Chapter 912: The scumbag patted his **** the next day and left!
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I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again
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- 2021-01-31 02:01:35
"It's only half a year, and growth is limited, most of which are pretended."
Dai Zhenyou took Chen Hansheng's cigarette, still muttering.
"Hey hey..."
When Chen Hansheng heard this, he immediately laughed heartlessly: "Lao Dai always plays the truth no matter what."
In fact, Dai Zhenyou didn't make a mistake. Half a year was not enough to change the group of intern college students too much, and their personality was basically the same as before.
However, they feel that they have come out to work somehow, so they always want to show something different from before and highlight that they have seen more of the world.
It's just that the scale is not well mastered, and the force is somewhat too strong, which inevitably gives people a very "pretending" feeling.
This phenomenon is not only reflected in Lao Yang and Shaoqiang, but there is basically a little bit of the public management class two returning to school, but this is also normal. Everyone is upright and prosperous. Which young man does not have a heart to change the world?
Only Lao Dai did not "combine with each other," he not only went straight, but also unrelentingly exposed these "false" faces.
"Old Dai is more than just playing real, eating is real."
Jin Yangming, who had always been at odds with Old Dai, immediately dug up the previous scandal.
Old Dai squinted at Jin Yangming, Xiaojin was trying on a suit, which he bought specially for graduation photos.
"cut."
Dai Zhenyou snorted coldly in his nostrils: "I bought a set of chicken feather suits, all of them are classmates wearing chicken feathers."
"Fuck you Dai Zhenyou!"
Feeling insulted, Jin Yangming put down his suit and was about to rush towards it. Chen Hansheng and Yang Shichao stopped in the middle: "Okay, you will have a mess after graduation."
Although there was a small farce, there was also a benefit. Roommate 602 got rid of the hypocrisy, the atmosphere was as real and lively as last year, and a "late night tea conversation" was held before going to bed.
When I was a freshman, because I didn't know each other well in the dormitory, I often had a "tea party" all night and went to the classroom groggy the next morning.
Sophomore and junior, they know each other's length and depth, and because of the differences in habits, it is inevitable that there will be some minor disputes. The "tea party" is only held for a long time.
When the internship comes back from the senior year, it may be curiosity or cherishment. In short, if you don't know who started, others will naturally join the discussion.
In the dark dormitory, no one can see who's face is, just staring at the wall like this, talking aimlessly about ideals and future.
Chen Hansheng is the most relaxed, even if he does not work now? The money he makes is enough financial freedom;
Xiaojin is a native of Jianye? Can he speak well and is good at performing? The family conditions are also OK, even without Zhang Weiyu's bar business? I guess he will not be bad in the future
After graduating, Li Zhennan will enter GuoKe Electronics? But can he become a "blockchain boss"? It depends on his opportunity;
Is Lao Yang an employee of a bank? Guo Shaoqiang entered the purchasing department of a local state-owned enterprise? Dai Zhenyou's hometown is a thoroughfare in nine provinces? There are many railways in the local area? He "followed his father's business" and got a job in the railway system.
Seriously? Everyone's work has nothing to do with professionalism? This is where the most complaints are made.
Another reason is that Chen Hansheng, an unlearned former student council chairman, unexpectedly made an inexplicable guarantee. The roommates combined with some phenomena they saw during work, all lamenting the darkness of society.
"What's the noise? If you're upset, I'll buy you a supper."
Chen Hansheng looked at the screen of his mobile phone. It was about 1 a.m., not too late.
This proposal was approved by everyone, and Chen Hansheng grinned. When he first reported for his freshman year, he also greeted him to eat supper. As a result, the group of stupid people hesitated for a long time.
The current situation is that everyone else is ready and still urging Chen Hansheng to move faster.
If you have to say what good habit you have developed in the four years of university, it is to run out of school to drink alcohol late at night.
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After going downstairs, the glass door of the dormitory was locked. Chen Hansheng said hello, and the aunt came over to open the door.
Not only because of Chen Hansheng's identity, but also because this group of people will graduate within a few days.
The seniors at this time cannot be offended. They are emotionally agitated and excited. If they insist on not letting them go, they might be able to get out of the wall, so the aunt just told me to be safe, drink less and don’t make trouble.
Chen Hansheng and the others happily agreed, passing by the shade of the dormitory door, they happened to see a few juniors standing below, with hesitation and hesitation on their faces.
They probably came back late online. If they go back to the dormitory now, they will definitely be criticized by the aunt;
If you don't go back to the dormitory, the senior who was checked for sleeping may write it down and report it to the Ministry of Life. Maybe there will be a whole school report.
The schoolboys were weighing the pros and cons, and suddenly saw some students walk out of the dormitory generously in the middle of the night. They were all shocked and kept looking suspiciously up and down.
"What are you looking at?"
Guo Shaoqiang patted his chest proudly: "When you reach the senior year, you will have this kind of treatment."
Hearing that it was a senior, the juniors finally understood, showing a look of envy.
Because of the difference in identity, it brought completely different results. The 602 King Kong is quite proud, especially the summer breeze in June is very comfortable, the noisy campus during the day is now empty, everyone is breathing air, and the mood is very relaxed.
But when he walked to the school gate, Li Zhennan suddenly said with emotion: "Actually, I envy them too. We are going to leave. The younger brother can continue to stay at school until I am about to leave. There are too few museums."
This sentence brought everyone back to reality at once, yes! What can you be proud of?
The aunt at the dormitory station let him go. The biggest reason is just not wanting to control us.
"Don't talk about this, drink first, and get drunk to relieve your sorrow."
Chen Hansheng took out the cigarettes and scattered them one by one, everyone blocked the wind and lit the cigarettes, and then ran to Yiwu Small Commodity City along the path.
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Every graduation season and school season, the business in Yiwu Commodity City food stalls will be particularly good. Chen Hansheng and the others find a familiar restaurant, order good dishes, sit down and continue bragging.
There are almost all senior students around, because they talk about common graduation topics like "the boss is too stingy, the colleague is dead, and the graduation is about to break up."
The food stall blower was blowing "uuuuu", blowing the flames of the stove high. The chef fry a plate of ordinary green peppers and eggs back and forth in the pan, as if showing off his skills, and there was a constant "呯呯呯" in his ears. There was the sound of clinking glasses, and occasionally a roar of laughter broke out on a certain table, and then was silent again.
This group of graduates who are about to leave school to become social animals, seems to be here to keep warm, and miss the four years of youth in the university.
I drank two cases of beer in the 602 dormitory tonight. I didn't know when I was going back. In short, the sky has turned white.
In fact, two cases of beer are not many, and almost no one is drunk. When the class's last party comes, when the mood rises, a few will fall down.
After returning to the dormitory, Chen Hansheng slept until noon before waking up. He opened his eyes and there was a vast expanse of scorching sun. Xia Chan screamed desperately, "Squeaky, squeaky," and it seemed that there was a sense of heat.
Almost all the roommates woke up, but most of them hadn't gotten up yet. The most honest Li Zhennan was cleaning, and Jin Yangming was sitting at the computer and surfing the Internet.
He is also lazy and never knows to help.
"Four brother, you are also awake."
Li Zhennan saw Chen Hansheng sitting up and said hello with a smile.
"expensive."
Chen Hansheng's nasal voice was dull: "I had a dream just now. I dreamed that my ex-wife took my son away. Are there any kind people who pretend to be my son and talk to me to ease my sadness."
"嘁~"
"Huh~"
"Cut~"
There was a boo in the dormitory, and Yang Shichao shouted from the bed: "Fourth, look at the QQ group. Hu Linyu is asking where we go to take graduation photos."
Chen Hansheng turned on his mobile QQ, and the QQ group of relatively deserted classes already had "99+" unread messages. Apart from Hu Linyu, Jin Yangming was the most active.
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Hu Linyu: Let me give you some more suggestions. There is still 3253 yuan in class fees that are not used up.
Tan Min: Why are there so many left? Our class is the class with the most events in the school.
Jin Yangming: Don't you know Tan Min, those activities are not out of class fees.
Tan Min: Yes, it's basically the pockets of my fellow villagers.
Hu Linyu: Let alone those things, now there are three opinions, one is school, one is to Zhanyuan and Xuanwu Lake, and the other is to Xinjiekou and Confucius Temple.
Bai Yongshan: Should I ask the monitor first?
Hu Lin:······
Jin Yangming: But, Hu Linyu is now the monitor?
Bai Yongshan: Lin Yu, sorry, I always remember wrong.
Chen Hansheng: Don't discuss this kind of things on QQ. I suggest that when the evening is cooler, we choose a place to chat, because everyone hasn't seen each other for so long, so get to know each other again.
Zhu Chenglong: The squad leader is here, the squad leader is here, then you decide, I will listen to you.
Dong Xiuxiu: Monitor, hello~
Zhang Xiaoxian: Hehe, I also follow the monitor's instructions.
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"call!"
When Hu Linyu looked at the information, she was suddenly discouraged. In fact, Chen Hansheng has not been the squad leader for more than a year. The current squad leader is Hu Linyu!
It’s also my Hu Linyu who helps you before and after running!
It's me Hu Linyu who is bothering you!
But there is no use for eggs. The squad leader Chen Hansheng is really ingrained. It is like in the company, although someone is not the boss, the boss still recognized by his subordinates is still him.
Hu Linyu can only continue to look at the QQ group, planning to take charge of the last class activity.
Due to the appearance of Chen Hansheng, many diving "dead people" in the QQ group were bombed out. For example, Shang Yanyan, she seldom spoke before, but when Chen Hansheng appeared, she immediately spoke in support.
Shang Yanyan: The location is in my coffee shop. In short, it is also close. I will invite everyone to have coffee tonight and discuss where to take graduation photos.
Chen Hansheng: Yes, please trouble Yanyan Shang.
Shang Yanyan: You're welcome.
In the end, the place was settled, but the classmates were surprised that the two people spoke so politely.
"Shang Yanyan coveted the squad leader" is not a secret, but because of Shen Youchu's existence, Shang Yanyan has never succeeded.
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"Is it?"
Hu Linyu also said to herself: "Because graduation is about to come, so is Shang Yanyan disappointed to give up? This is a good thing. There is a vixen who seduce each other every day. In Chen Hansheng's style of a scumbag, derailment will be sooner or later!"
Xiao Hu felt very relieved, so that You Chu could avoid a woman. She picked up the phone and sent a private message to Chen Hansheng QQ.
Hu Linyu: You Chu can't take graduation photos, and can't go to thesis defense. You have to settle the school.
Chen Hansheng: Yes, I will go now.
Hu Linyu: You ruined your chance to wear a bachelor's uniform!
Chen Hansheng: It's okay, there is a master's uniform anyway.
Hu Linyu: Chen Hansheng, your wife is really shameless!
Chen Hansheng: I love you.
Hu Linyu: Fuck you!
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In fact, not only Shen Youchu, but also the pregnant Xiao Yuer could not reply. Although Professor Sun Biyu would definitely say hello there, Chen Hansheng still intends to go out in person, because Xiao Yuer is still studying at Dongda University.
It is best to coordinate with the University of Finance and Economics, but the president of the University of East China is at the deputy ministerial level. Of course, this matter does not require the principal to come forward. Chen Hansheng directly found Zhou Yong, the dean of the law school at the department level.
Chen Hansheng and Zhou Yong were unfamiliar at first, but many of his entrepreneur friends knew Zhou Yong, so Chen Hansheng asked a prominent acquaintance to match him up, and he could easily meet him in Zhou Yong's office.
After the two exchanged a few moments, Chen Hansheng used "physical discomfort" as the reason, and asked to dispense with Xiao Rongyu's defense and take graduation photos.
Sure enough, Zhou Yong said frankly that Professor Sun had already mentioned this matter. There was no objection in the courtyard, and the procedures would be arranged.
"This is really a humane decision. I really appreciate Dean Zhou."
Chen Hansheng smiled and thanked.
While being polite, Zhou Yong looked at the super-rich who had suddenly risen in the past two years.
Dean Zhou has been a leader of a university for many years. He has never seen anything in the university. When Professor Sun asked Xiao Rongyu to take a leave of absence to defend himself, Zhou Yong realized that Dongda Xiaohua might be pregnant.
As for the child's father, in all likelihood, it is the boy in the scandal, Chen Hansheng, who founded GuoKel Electronics from scratch.
Today, Chen Hansheng came here specially and confirmed this guess. However, Dean Zhou is of very good quality. It is good to know these secrets in his heart, and it will offend people if they say it.
Chen Hansheng chatted with Zhou Yong for a while. Before leaving, he suddenly remembered something and took out a mobile phone box from his bag and handed it over: "Little gift, I hope Dean Zhou will like it."
Zhou Yong felt that something was wrong as soon as he took it, because a normal mobile phone would never be so heavy. After opening the lid, there was a golden nut shell second-generation mobile phone model inside.
With Chen Hansheng's status, the gift he solemnly gave will certainly not be copper products, so the material of the mobile phone is self-evident.
"Dong Chen, this..."
As soon as Zhou Yong was about to speak, he was cut off by Chen Hansheng: "Dean Zhou, this is a model machine specially customized by Guogu Electronics to commemorate the second generation of mobile phones. I only give it to friends to play. Mr. Zhang from Suning gave one, and Mr. Wu from Deji I always gave one, and Dong Cheng from Shentong also gave one..."
Chen Hansheng talked about more than a dozen people in one breath, all of them were well-known businessmen in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. The implication of Chen Hansheng was that he also regarded Dean Zhou as a friend.
"How about this."
Zhou Yong couldn't refuse, so he thought about it and said, "I will pay for this model."
"Ho ho~"
Chen Hansheng smiled: "If you want to buy it, I can't sell it, because this thing is not in the market at all, so I really don't know the price."
"that······"
Zhou Yong choked, taking advantage of this gap, Chen Hansheng stood up and said, "I still have something to do at night, so I won't disturb Dean Zhou. We will get Sun Dong the other day and we will get together again."
Chen Hansheng left after speaking. He was young and with big steps. When Zhou Yong chased him to the door, Chen Hansheng was nowhere to be seen.
"Hey~"
Dean Zhou walked back to the chair~EbookFREE.me~ Looking at the shiny mobile phone model, he couldn't help but sighed and said: "What a capable person, no one can refuse to give gifts."
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After Chen Hansheng returned to Jiangling, he first went to the office for a walk. In the evening, he came to Cafe 1206, and his classmates were almost there.
One by one looked strange and familiar, and when Chen Hansheng came over, everyone gathered around to joking and saying hello.
Hu Linyu paid special attention to Shang Yanyan, and found that she only glanced at Chen Hansheng, and then continued to chat with her female classmate.
"It seems that this pair of dog men and women has no chance at all."
Hu Linyu was completely relieved.
The classmates gathered together and discussed things very efficiently. They quickly discussed the way to take graduation photos-first take the scene in the school, and then take the bus provided by Chen Hansheng, and take photos at the landmark building Xinjiekou and Confucius Temple in Jianye. , Go back to Jiangling to get drunk again at night.
After the drafting was completed, everyone broke up in twos and threes. Some people continued to shop in the cafe, and some went shopping in Yiwu Commodity City. Chen Hansheng also tidied up and left without looking back.
This made Xiaochi very strange. She took a chance to ask Shang Yanyan quietly: "Dong Chen is different from before. Why did he pat his and leave?"
"Avoid suspicion."
Shang Yanyan understood: "But when he stayed here overnight, he woke up the next morning and patted his and left."
"what?"
Koike glanced at Shang Yanyan: "Are you going to be angry?"
"Nope."
Shang Yanyan shrugged, "Because he took my butt."
Koike:······
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