Vol 5 Chapter 944: Blow, blow Chen Dong hard to me!
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I Really Didn’t Want to be Born Again
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- 2021-01-31 02:01:59
The middle-aged parents are thinking about firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. They don't have the energy to chase stars anymore, and it's hard to understand this "crazy fan", so they are puzzled by the behavior of their son Xiaoou.
Xiao Ou didn't have time to explain to his parents now. After finally calming down, he immediately ran along the sidewalk to the quiet river.
In addition to the elderly walking here, there are also couples who are in love. The river reflects the lights of Wanjia on the shore. From time to time, small cruise ships pass by with the sound of flutes.
The smell of beer mixed in the summer breeze, Xiao Ou suddenly felt that the scenery tonight was too charming.
Strange, why didn't you notice it just now?
However, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is far inferior to the joy of sharing happiness with the "shell fans".
Xiao Ou quickly opened the Guo shell community, and as expected, he still questioned Chen Hansheng's post ten minutes ago. It has now been replaced by overwhelming praise:
"Dong Chen is awesome, he really deserves to be my idol!"
"Dong Chen's impassioned tone made me feel excited. One day is shell powder, and the whole life is shell powder!"
"I watched this video more than twenty times, how about you?"
"Drifting over thirty times."
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These are serious and affirmative posts, and of course there are some experts who "everyone is drunk, I am alone, and everyone is turbulent, I am alone":
"I don't know what you are so excited about. I never doubted it anyway."
"Me too, I have to eat and play. Those spam messages have never been taken care of."
"Therefore, the truth is in the hands of a few people, so hurry up and withdraw your fans, you don't deserve to be fans of Guohu!"
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There are also some Confessionals, which are also indispensable:
"I questioned Chen Dong, now I sincerely apologize, I'm sorry."
"I also posted a post questioning Guo Ke and Chen Dong today, sorry to +1."
"I sent this sentence with red eyes, or high school students don't have much pocket money. When I go to college, I will buy a nutshell phone for support."
"Senior high school students should stop surfing the Internet secretly, hurry up and go to study at night!"
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Finally, there is a super silly post.
With such a large amount of daily activity in the Nutshell community, there are often remarks like "Can Barcelona choose five people to play in our school football team?" or "Practice boxing for three years, I feel that Bruce Lee is not my opponent".
In the end, without exception, these posts have responded to more than 10,000, becoming the classic mascot of the Guo shell community.
One more appeared today, with only three words in the title "Calling Dad".
The content is as follows:
Dong Chen was detained in South Korea. I think Dong Chen committed a crime in South Korea. Roommates believed in Dong Chen from beginning to end, so we made a bet that whoever lost would come to the community to post and call every netizen who responded "Dad" ".
Although for this result, I am convinced that I lost, Chen Dong is awesome! China rises!
However, I still hope this post will sink.
In the end, the host failed to do what he wanted, because within half an hour, it has become a hot post with more than 4,000 replies.
This original poster is also strong, and he really calls "Dad" from floor to floor.
"This idiot!"
Xiao Ou Xiao's nasal blisters are almost coming out, of course he also left a comment on that post.
All young people, who doesn't want to have multiple sons?
However, after laughing, Xiao Ou suddenly noticed that the phone page of the Guo shell community bounced a few times, and then went blank for an instant.
"It broke again!"
Xiao Ou scratched his head in annoyance. It was not the first time that the Guo shell community collapsed today. This time, because of that video, it was crushed again by netizens who came in.
"What is Fat Huang doing?"
Xiao Ou was blaming Huang Liqian, chief engineer of the Network Department, in his heart: "If we crash like this a few times, people think that our shell quality is not good!"
At this moment, Xiao Ou seems to have become the director of GuoKe Electronics, helping Chen Hansheng to condemn Huang Liqian.
In fact, this cannot be blamed on Lao Huang. Now that the total number of Chinese netizens is less than 60 million, a server that can hold 5 million people online at the same time is arguably sufficient. Who would have thought such a thing would happen.
At present, only the website that checks the scores after the college entrance examination has this kind of "treatment".
"Snapped!"
Xiao Ou killed a blood-sucking mosquito, and a small red bag gradually bulged on his leg, but he didn't care and still brushed the Guohu community over and over again.
How to describe this mood, if it is described in the LOL competition 10 years later, it is that the favorite team has achieved good results in the world competition, or the favorite player has scored 5 kills on the big stage.
At this time, as a fan, not only do you want to blow, but you also need to find a place to watch others blow.
The harder others blew, the happier Ou was in his heart. So just now the Guo shell community post refreshed so quickly, Ou should try his best to return a ^▽^ emoticon.
But now the webpage has crashed, and it is estimated that it will not recover in ten minutes. Xiaoou can only go to Baidu Tieba to have a look.
It turned out not to be good, but I was very angry when I saw Xiaoou.
Because in those big posts, some netizens not only didn't praise Chen Hansheng, but also made questioning comments:
A: I saw the video just now, and I suspected that it was a bit of guilloche electronics.
B: Brother, I have the same idea, but when I questioned it a little in the Guo shell community, some fans immediately jumped out to refute it.
C: The husk community = the private land of the husk, which is boring.
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Of course it is not all this kind of remarks, because there are also Guohu fans who mix and post it, or even if they are not Guohu fans, they are very upset with such remarks.
"This is a publicly released video. How could it be fake?"
"I checked. Samsung does have an operating consultant named Zheng Baoxu. The photos and videos are exactly the same."
"Some people upstairs are really too cheap. The fruit shell community is where our shell powder gathers. We are very excited now. As a result, you ran over to question at this time, you don't want a mother, you just don't have a mother! "
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"It's so cool!"
Xiao Ou couldn't help clenching his fists.
Xiao Ou does not curse people, but he is particularly refreshing when he sees other people's fragrant mouth, especially the humorous boss Chen Hansheng. Every time a product launch conference, Xiao Ou has a feeling of listening to cross talk.
"Baidu will be finished sooner or later."
Xiao Ou turned off the post and came to a conclusion silently.
It's not just that netizens say bad things about Chen Hansheng. Xiaoou feels that Baidu's management is too loose, and he doesn't know how to guide netizens' three views, although it is now known as the "BAT" troika~EbookFREE.me~ if this happens again If it goes down, it will be replaced sooner or later.
"If only the shell replaces it, it will be called GAT!"
When Ohuhu was thinking about it, the Guohu community had returned to normal, and Xiao Ou was once again immersed in the joyful and contented behavior of "watching others blowing the nutshell".
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If this is just a corner of the Internet, in the real world, the heavyweight newspaper "Yangtze Evening News", which was delayed by one hour, has the front page headline "Record Chen Jun's life in Korea? Day 1."
The author is actually the editor-in-chief Liu Hua. He is a literate person, and he comes out when he mentions his pen, and he has a taste of Republican literature:
I met Chen Jun at a cocktail party. At that time, the first mobile phone of the Nutshell had just been released. Chen Junzhi was so proud that he held a glass and invited wine everywhere.
I am overwhelmed with alcohol, but I am also delighted to see such a scene. Youth is wise, the country is wise, the youth is rich, the country is strong, and the young is strong, and the country is strong.
It is true that Chen Jun is reckless and frivolous, high-profile and proud, but this kind of character even shows that he can't be sneaky in Korea.
I am convinced that the truth will be revealed, and I wish Chen Jun everything is well.
This is the attitude of the state media in Eastern Jiangsu Province. Many of them smell the ink scent in the newspapers and slowly realize the deep meaning behind this news.
In addition, those netizens who questioned the falsification of videos were too scared to say anything by an "accident".
At around 9 pm Korean time, one of the protagonists of the video, former Samsung business consultant Zheng Baoxu, committed suicide on the Han River Bridge.
A suicide note was left in front of him.
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