Vol 2 Chapter 188: Master Chen teaching in person

What kind of experience is it to see a girl you like hugging and kissing others?
In 2003, there was no Zhihu, otherwise Chen Hansheng would have to be crazy @王梓博 to answer this question.
Wang Zibo would probably say that at that moment, his head was blank, and the whole trachea seemed to be compressed, and it was very uncomfortable to block the eyes in his throat. First, the heart was beating with nervous "bang bang", and then it felt like being struck by a knife. .
Wang Zibo couldn't help opening his mouth and inhaling fiercely into his lungs. The wine in his stomach was also rolling, but his face was still pretending to be strong: "How do I know where they are going to live?"
Chen Hansheng looked at Wang Zibo: "I guess I went to an Internet cafe to play games all night, or I went to sing K."
Wang Zibo smiled reluctantly, it was uglier than crying: "Maybe."
At this time, Zhao Zheng and Huang Hui happened to pass the car window arm in arm. They didn't know that there was a sad man sitting in this taxi, and they drank some wine and pecked mouth to mouth from time to time.
Wang Zibo forced himself to lower his head.
Chen Hansheng was still carefully analyzing: "Any kind is possible, but it is absolutely impossible to go to the hotel. What does a man and a woman go to the hotel and how to play games all night without a computer..."
"Don't say it!"
Before Chen Hansheng finished speaking, Wang Zibo suddenly angrily threw the flowers into the carriage, and the bright petals were scattered.
This is the first time that Wang Zibo has made such a big fire in front of Chen Hansheng. Chen Hansheng also turned his head and looked out the window in silence.
The corner of the taxi driver's mouth moved. He wanted to say something very much, but he touched the 100 yuan bill in his pocket and he couldn't help it.
After Wang Zibo's roar, he suddenly covered his mouth, quickly opened the car door and vomited "Wow" on the side of the road. Tears and snot were mixed with drinks.
Chen Hansheng was about to get out of the car to comfort him, the uncle driver handed over a roll of paper from the front: "Take it, I was young once, and I understand the feeling of heartache."
"Thank you." Chen Hansheng thanked him.
After getting off the car, Chen Hansheng handed the paper over. Wang Zibo took it without saying a word. He looked up and saw Zhao Zheng and Huang Hui cuddling each other, gradually disappearing on the road ahead.
1912 was still noisy, and there were also happy people on the street, but there were also a lot of people crying. Wine as a thing can really numb people's nerves in a short time.
"Is there any smoke?"
Wang Zibo wiped his tears and asked suddenly.
Chen Hansheng took out his cigarette and personally helped Wang Zibo light it.
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Wang Zibo was smoking a cigarette, and regardless of the clothes he bought for lunch, he sat straight on the ground, speaking with a heavy nasal voice: "Xiao Chen, this world is not romantic anymore, enthusiasm is regarded as a dog licking."
Chen Hansheng sighed and patted Wang Zibo on the shoulder: "Zi Bo, your three views are very upright, but unfortunately your five senses are not good. Love is never licked. Both parties must have the characteristics of attracting each other."
Wang Zibo didn't understand: "Isn't there an advantage in me?"
"Yes, and many."
Chen Hansheng flicked the soot and said: "It's just that you didn't show it correctly, or that your strengths are something Huang Hui doesn't like. I reminded you to change quickly, but it's a pity that you're obsessed with it. Huang Hui is also deliberately hanging her mother. To you."
"You have said so much. In the early years, it was not like me licking dogs."
Wang Zibo said dullly: "When you were chasing Xiaoyuer, you pretended to ask for questions every time when get out of class was over, thinking we didn't understand it. That's funny!"
He finished speaking as if venting his anger, and slammed his cigarette to the ground, rolling his cigarette with Mars for a long time before stopping.
Chen Hansheng raised his head and looked at the sky. There was no floating cloud in the blue starry sky, but his mouth slowly said, "Do you really think Xiaoyuer has no feelings for me?"
Wang Zibo was taken aback.
"I did pretend to ask for homework."
Chen Hansheng said in a faint voice: "But have you ever thought about why Xiao Yuer didn't go out to play immediately during class, but deliberately waited for a while in his seat."
This sentence is like a thunderbolt on the blue sky, just hitting Wang Zibo's heart. It has been less than two years since high school, and those memories are still very clear.
"No wonder, Xiao Yuer always likes to stay in her seat for two minutes before going out after class."
Wang Zibo suddenly understood: "It turns out she was waiting for you... No, why did she refuse you later?"
"Because at that time, no one thought it was like it."
Chen Hansheng smiled and said, "I only realized it later. Actually, I didn't chase Xiaoyuer seriously. This relationship happened in a muddle-headed manner, indicating that there is a basis for the relationship."
"If it happened silly, did you accept it?"
Wang Zibonne asked.
"Otherwise, the little fish is so beautiful, why don't I accept it?"
Chen Hansheng patted his and stood up: "Go, let's go drinking again."
Wang Zibo had planned for this a long time ago, and immediately followed him into the car.
Although the driver who was driving could not speak, he wanted to express his thoughts, so Lin Zhixuan’s "Single Love Song" was deliberately played in the car.
I can't catch love;
Always watch her slip away;
There are happy people everywhere in the world;
Why can't you count me as one.
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Wang Zibo began to cry again as he listened, and the tears fell silently along his dark cheeks, and the neon lights outside the car were reflected in the tears, crystal clear.
When the driver saw Wang Zibo crying, he actually smiled triumphantly. Obviously, he felt that his methods were good, and those who were broken in love should cry.
Chen Hansheng felt helpless: "Damn, the driver's uncle has more drama than hangs."
The two stopped at a crayfish stall in Xianning University Town. Chen Hansheng ordered a large pot of lobster and a full box of beer. They drank and chatted about the previous campus stories.
Someone accompanied and told that Wang Zibo's mood was much better.
At about 11:30, a box of wine was quickly drunk under the stimulation of spicy crayfish.
"Do you want another box?" Wang Zibo asked.
Chen Hansheng shook his head: "I just said so much, I suddenly missed Xiaoyu'er. This is not far from Dongda University. I'm going to see her."
"Will she come down to see you?"
Wang Zibo said drunkly: "Xiao Yuer is not an ordinary girl, she is very proud."
"So you call their dormitory."
Chen Hansheng handed the phone over: "You said I was drunk downstairs, and the stomach acid I vomited came out."
"Fuck, let me lie again."
Wang Zibo took the phone in dissatisfaction. The two came to the girls' dormitory on Dongda Xianning Campus. Wang Zibo picked up the phone and dialed: "Hey, is it Xiao Rongyu?"
"Oh, wait a minute."
A the phone yelled, "Little fish, I'm looking for you."
After a while, Xiao Rongyu came over and asked, "Hello, who?"
"Little Yuer, my Wang Zibo."
"Zi Bo, what do you call my dormitory?"
"That~EbookFREE.me~that······"
Wang Zibo glanced at Chen Hansheng, but he was still embarrassed to lie.
Chen Hansheng came over and yelled "Wow, wow" on the phone twice, pretending to be vomiting, and patted Wang Zibo's big head by the way, asking him to speak quickly.
"Well, Xiao Chen is downstairs, he vomits so much, he even cried..."
"Fuck, when did I cry, don't arrange me!"
Chen Hansheng kicked Wang Zibo in dissatisfaction. "
"This is more realistic, and Xiaoyuer will get off more easily."
Wang Zibo rubbed his and said that he participated in this deceptive story of Chen Hansheng and even forgot his tragic experience. This is also an alternative solution.
There were very few people downstairs in the dormitory late at night. Chen Hansheng couldn't help but yawned while waiting. He thought that girls were really slow to change clothes, and rubbed his eyes impatiently.
But this rubbing is good. I didn't wash my hands after eating the spicy crayfish just now, and all this smell came to my eyes.
"Fuck!"
The eyes were hot and painful immediately, and Chen Hansheng was looking for a tissue to wipe.
Suddenly, a person next to him said: "I thought, you never cry?"
This was Xiao Yu'er's voice. Chen Hansheng vigorously opened the irritated teary hazy eyes, Xiao Yu'er was standing beside her, and she passed a stack of tissues in her hand with a complicated expression on her face.
"It's a match made in heaven."
Chen Hansheng didn’t ask for the stack of tissues, and suddenly he pulled Xiao Rongyu into his arms and hugged him tightly, and whispered in her ear,
If I didn’t really miss you, how could I be drunk and crying? What?"
As he said, he winked mischievously with Wang Zibo behind him.
Smelly brother, learn something!
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