Vol 3 Chapter 494: The phone metaphysics of lover and wife

"You said you love lilac flowers the most, because your name is her, what a melancholy flower, a sentimental person..."
At 7:30 in the morning, Jin Yangming's cell phone rang on time. It was still the hottest online song "Lilac".
"Fuck..."
Chen Hansheng played cards late last night and was awakened by the alarm clock again in the morning, getting up very angry.
The key point is that Jin Yangming was dead again. The ringtone kept repeating. It was the "alarm bomber" of 602 dormitory. All the roommates woke up, and he could continue to sleep.
Chen Hansheng climbed out of bed barefoot and slapped Jin Yangming impatiently: "I don't want to condemn your stupid behavior. Anyway, you can't change it, but can you change to some tasteful songs."
"This taste is fine."
Jin Yangming is not happy: "The story background of "Lilac Flower" is so touching. I think this is the pinnacle song of the Chinese music scene."
"It's still the pinnacle, you are like you who have never seen the world."
Chen Hansheng looked contemptuous, and then popularized Jin Yangming’s golden tune from the age of fairy fights: "Jay Chou’s "Qilixiang", Lin Junjie’s "Jiangnan", .E’s "Persian Cat", Jolin’s "Thirty-Six Strategies of Love", which The melody of the song is not better than that of "Lilac", and the spread of online saliva songs is because of listeners like you who don't know how to appreciate it."
While Chen Hansheng was improving Xiaojin's appreciation of pop music, his mobile phone alarm rang.
"My dear, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny rose in front; my dear, you open your mouth, the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated..."
Chen Hansheng suddenly stopped speaking, and went over to turn off the alarm in silence: "Get up quickly, you will be late for class."
"Damn, Brother Chen, you are so embarrassed, "Two Butterflies" is not as good as "Lilac"."
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The morning class is "Social Management Practice". Because it is already the first semester of the junior year, the school also considers the development of students after graduation, so some practical subjects are arranged during the schedule.
The teacher Zhang Xueqing is in her thirties. She used to work as a HR employee in a state-owned enterprise, and later became a teacher at the University of Finance and Economics.
This kind of teacher has good academic qualifications and relatively rich social experience. The lectures are combined with reality, and they are not limited to book knowledge. They often share her previous actual experience as an HR in a state-owned enterprise.
For example, office struggles, various unspoken rules, how to deal with emergencies, and even romance gossip, all kinds of right and wrong make these college students who are still in the ivory tower fascinated.
This is much more interesting than this, so in general, no one skipped her classes, except for Chen Hansheng.
Because he is busy, he is not seen from time to time.
Today, Chen Hansheng came over and found that he is not as well-known as meeting each other. One class is 40 minutes, and Mr. Zhang can give a lecture for 20 minutes at most, and the remaining 20 minutes are for sharing experiences.
"Once, our unit invited guests to dinner. I had to accompany me because I was a personnel and administrative agent. At that time, it was a state-owned enterprise and there was nothing to do. If a private enterprise could find reasons to refuse."
Not knowing which piece of knowledge was mentioned, Zhang Xueqing started again: "Later I was eating, and suddenly found that because of drinking, the dishes might not be enough, so I wanted to go out quietly and add some dishes."
"But our leader drank too much, so he directly asked me what I did to go out. There is a toilet in the box."
Zhang Xueqing scanned the whole class: "At this time, I just said that adding food is not good. Customers may feel that we are not prepared enough after listening to it, so I must have the idea to lie that the food is too slow and go out to urge it."
"In this way, I not only concealed my purpose, but also told the guests that there is actually something behind the dishes.
After Zhang Xueqing finished speaking, she concluded with a little triumph: "This is just an example. You have to learn to draw inferences from one another. Maybe you will face this situation when you work."
"Papa Papa~~ The teacher said so well."
The undergraduates in the audience couldn't help applauding. The junior students had a very interesting mentality. They had visions and a little fear for the future work, and they were more of an urge to try.
Chen Hansheng also clapped his hands, but he became addicted to sleep.
What Teacher Zhang said was very interesting, but for someone like him who made the first pot of gold, it was actually useless.
"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, the teacher is here."
Chen Hansheng was lying on his stomach, suddenly Li Zhennan next to him pushed his arm, and Zhang Xueqing was already standing beside him when he raised his head.
"Student Chen, it doesn't save face so much."
Zhang Xueqing was not angry either: "After finally coming to listen to my class, I was still sleeping. I was bragging in the office a few days ago that Chen Hansheng would never sleep when listening to my class."
The teachers in the university have no pressure to enter higher education, so they are not as strict as they were in high school, and they rarely conflict with college students who are already adults.
Zhang Xueqing is naturally no stranger to Chen Hansheng, and even she admires it. It is very difficult for college students to start from scratch. Even if they fail, they deserve respect.
"Sorry, Teacher Zhang."
Chen Hansheng also had no guilt, and smiled and said, "I slept too late last night."
"It's totally understandable that young people go to bed late."
Zhang Xueqing said in a deliberate tone: "But, don't sleep in my class, you can sleep in other teachers' class later."
The classmates in the class saw the teacher being so rude and all smiled. Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng was even more rude. He grinned and said,
I’m not going to lie to you. I’ll be absent for a while, because this is your class. I'm not embarrassed to leave."
"Hahaha..."
Some students had already laughed out loud, Jin Yangming still touched a few thumbs quietly, really worthy of Brother Chen.
"See, this is the arrogance of your scumbag."
Hu Linyu said to Shen Youchu.
Shen Youchu still didn't respond, and Shang Yanyan turned her head to retort: ​​"What do you understand, this is the charm of the monitor."
"Huh, you think so."
Hu Linyu and Shang Yanyan are really enemies, and it is not the first time that they have fought each other.
Zhang Xueqing was also taken aback when she heard it. She had heard of Chen Hansheng's unscrupulous character a long time ago, but she didn't expect the legend to be true.
"Tingling bell~"
At this time, the bell rang, and Zhang Xueqing joked to prepare for the end of get out of class: "It seems that I will have to prepare lessons more seriously in the future, and try to keep Classmate Chen from sleeping."
"No no, your level is already quite high."
Chen Hansheng praised loyally.
"Oh, how high is it?"
Suddenly Zhang Xueqing wanted to hear what he thought of the content of his class, the once brilliant college student entrepreneurial star.
Chen Hansheng thought for a while and said with a serious face: "If you want to change jobs in the future~EbookFREE.me~ I can leave the position of HR in the company for you."
"Wow······"
The exclamation in the classroom was even louder. The students actually recruited teachers, it seemed that it did not conform to the rules of the world.
"Thank you~"
Zhang Xueqing didn't mind, she smiled and said, "Thank you Mr. Chen for acknowledging my ability. Student Chen had such ambition in the trough. In fact, it is not far from the second take-off."
The other students did not pay attention to this conversation. It was not the first day that everyone met Chen Hansheng. It was normal for him to talk and laugh with the teacher.
The next class is "Applied Accounting". With Chen Hansheng's high mathematics grades, it is basically like listening to the sky. He is going to see the law firm in Xinjiekou.
"I have something wrong, don't have to wait for me to eat at night."
Chen Hansheng walked over and explained the situation to Shen Youchu.
Shen Youchu also whispered his plan: "After I finish class in the afternoon, I will go to the store to clean up first, and then I will draw up the recruitment list for the milk tea shop with Lin Yu in the evening."
Chen Hansheng nodded, but just as he walked out of the classroom, Shang Yanyan ran out suddenly.
"Something?"
As Chen Hansheng asked, he took out the lighter to light the cigarette.
"I'll help you."
Shang Yanyan grabbed the lighter, brought her left hand to the cigarette, and flicked the flint and sparks with her right hand.
Chen Hansheng nodded her wrist and motioned to go a little further away.
"Worried that Shen Youchu would see it?"
Shang Yanyan asked, shaking her eyes.
"expensive."
Chen Hansheng answered frankly.
Shang Yanyan bit her lip: "You are too concerned about You Chu's emotions."
"That's for sure."
Chen Hansheng smiled and said, "It's like, I can answer Shen Youchu's phone in front of you, but conversely, I probably won't answer your phone in front of Shen Youchu."
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