Chapter 67: The most arrogant mascot in history!
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I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron (All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball)
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"Strange ... did any of you see Su?"
On the morning of the 9th, it was the training time for the Eastern Stars.
As a result, more than half of the training session, this year's Eastern Force coach John Miller did not even see Su Feng's shadow.
"No."
"I am not familiar with him."
"Kobe, did you see Su?" John Miller asked in the training hall, watching Kobe who was practicing a dunk with an uncle McDonald.
Bryant shook his head, "I swear, I definitely didn't see Su today, coach."
"Well, practice dunk first, you are the protagonist in today's dunk contest." John Miller patted Kobe's shoulder and said.
Kobe nodded, and then continued to practice dunk with Uncle McDonald in accordance with the dunk action that Su Feng explained to him yesterday.
"Forget it, anyway, the training class is not a big deal, maybe he overslept." John Miller thought to himself.
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On the evening of the 9th, Heinz Stadium in Pittsburgh.
In the "basketball court" temporarily built by the NFL Pittsburgh Steelers, the "protagonists" of this year's McDonald's High School All-Star Game have successively appeared.
Tonight is the three-point contest and the dunk contest.
However, just before the three-point contest was about to start, the staff of the organizing committee of the tournament was ignorant.
Because they couldn't find Su Feng.
Looking at the players who have warmed up on the court, Williams, who is in charge of the three-point game, is about to die.
What about?
Is it possible that such a large living person could be lost?
"Jason, what should we do now?"
After dispatching the staff to find Su Feng again, fruitless, Williams asked his boss Jason looking at him.
I saw Jason smile a little, and said in a hurry: "What anxiety, when the game starts, you can see Su."
Williams: "?????"
Why do I always feel that something happened that I don't know?
"Okay, tell the staff not to look for it, and feel comfortable watching the show." Jason said to Williams.
This boss is so hard to wait ...
Looking at Jason's calm expression, Williams really wanted to say to him: "Brother, since you know everything, why don't you tell me in advance?"
Could it be that the big guys like to sell puns to torture their subordinates?
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Although tomorrow night is the main game, but at 8 pm, the entire Heinz Stadium is already full.
Under the introduction of the host, the four players who participated in this year's three-point contest, Stephen Jackson, Mike Bibby, Cory Benjamin ...
Hey, wait, isn't it good to have four contestants?
The host looked at his card and after reading the name of Su Feng several times, he found that no one had come out of the player channel.
"What's the situation?" The host looked at Jackson, Bibby and Benjamin with help.
However, Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin were also ignorant at this time.
Saw that the three of them spread their hands one after another, saying that they did not know what happened.
"He hasn't been to a training class since morning." Jackson said to the host.
Moderator: "......"
What the hell?
Then, how do you preside over this?
And when the host was in a stalemate, suddenly, "Uncle McDonald" who had been squatting on the sidelines ran to the middle of the stadium.
Saw him holding a huge water gun in his left hand and a rough stick figure in his right hand, "haha, can't you find Su?
I tell you, Su has been caught by me M78 Nebula to be a burger.
If you want Su to come back, then you must defeat me in the three-point contest! "
"......"
On the sidelines, Jason and Kobe, who had seen this scene and knew the story in advance, had laughed out.
Yes, yes, this McDonald's uncle is Su Feng.
Originally, Su Feng wanted to wear a handsome back, wearing cool sunglasses and holding a cigar.
But because of the whole work, I need to communicate with McDonald's in advance. So, after seeing Jason Lee, McDonald's deputy director of operations promotion for this event, Su Feng suddenly had a better idea.
"You mean, you want to play the uncle McDonald's and take part in the three-point contest?"
When he heard Su Feng's idea, Jason was surprised. Then, after thinking about it for a while, he suddenly felt that this seemed to be very confusing?
The reason why Su Feng came up with this idea is because in the future, Uncle Drew, nicknamed Uncle, had played similar ideas.
And since it's a whole job, it's natural to surprise the fans.
"But ... if you wear Uncle McDonald's and go to the game, your score ..." Jason asked worriedly.
"It doesn't matter, in the All-Star Game, isn't the most important thing is entertainment?"
Results?
A McDonald's All-Star Game Three-Point Contest, can it still be written into Su Feng's resume in the NBA?
Frankly speaking, it might as well be written on my resume that I used to open in high school and Kobe Bryant.
Just like this, Su Feng is responsible for the idea, and Jason is responsible for arranging makeup for Su Feng.
In the training class this morning, in order to adapt to the dress of Uncle McDonald in advance and to confirm that he will not be recognized, Su Feng also deliberately wandered in front of his teammates in the East Force during the training.
However, the teammates of the Eastern Force at the time thought that this was just the daily life of mascots.
Who can think that this mascot in front of them is their dear teammate Su Feng?
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Heinz Stadium, after Su Feng played, the atmosphere of the scene was suddenly mobilized.
Especially the fans sitting in the front row were very curious about what would happen next after hearing Su Feng's lines.
The host had no idea how to host, but fortunately, at the critical moment, Jason sent a staff member who had also read the script to the field.
"You mean, want us to play against this mascot?" Bibby and Jackson think this is too magical ...
"Yes, and this is an official game, come on!" The staff said looking at the three contestants.
Ok......
Did Su Feng really get caught in M78 Nebula to make a burger?
As a member of the Eastern Force, Stephen Jackson felt that he had an obligation to rescue Su Feng.
So, the same order as before the competition, "Wu Sheng" children's shoes took the lead.
However, perhaps because of the heartfelt suicide, Jackson did n’t feel well and actually only got 10 points ...
And at the moment when Jackson ended the game, Su Feng suddenly raised Jackson's face with his huge water gun.
"Your expression is too bad!" Su Feng Zhenzhen said verbally.
Jackson was not angry, but instead laughed happily.
At this time, the fans on the scene know that this is mostly a fun program prepared by the event organizer.
Under the commentary of a live commentator who has also seen the script, everyone has guessed the approximate plot direction at this time.
All in all, Jackson, Bibby, Benjamin must defeat this uncle McDonald.
Otherwise, Su Feng had to be locked in M78 Nebula for a lifetime to make burgers.
"Come on! Mike!"
On the field, as Bibby was preparing to play, some children on the scene were cheering Bibi.
Although they like to eat McDonald's, in their view, this McDonald's uncle who appeared on the field tonight must be a bad milo.
"Interesting, it's really interesting, Williams, did you know that Su is simply an advertising wizard."
In the stands, Jason suddenly felt that it seemed like a good idea to ask Su Feng to speak for McDonald's?
It was just that beside Jason, Williams, who was kept in the dark, had no idea what Jason meant.
On the field, the witty Bibby has seen everything.
So before going on stage, after hearing the cheering of the children, Bibilian hammered his chest three times, "Relax, I will bring Su back from the M78 Nebula."
As a result, don't say, Bibby's performance is really better than Stephen Jackson, he shot 19 points.
Just, do you think you wo n’t get stunned by the water gun for 19 points?
Aside, Su Feng, who had already filled ammunition, directly shot Bibi with a shot of water escape-water dragon.
Bibi: "......"
Well, although I knew it was a show, Bibi vowed that he must beat the mascot in the background for a while.
Then, it was Benjamin's turn to play, but Benjamin's performance was more anxious than Jackson's, only scored 9 points ...
Then, after being upset by Su Feng, Su Feng suddenly threw the water gun aside, "As you behave, do you still want to save Su?
Oh, look, runners, what is real technology. "
Bibby, Jackson, Benjamin: "..."
Perhaps this is the most arrogant mascot in the history of McDonald's High School All-Star Game.
When Su Feng appeared on the court, boos sounded on the spot.
Especially many children require their parents to boo Su Feng on the field with themselves.
"Bad!"
"Bad milo!"
"Return Su to us!"
Su Fengle, before preparing to start the game, also shook his fingers at the children on the stands.
"I have never seen such an arrogant mascot!"
By side Bibi has secretly clenched his fists, ready to wait for a while after the game to go straight up and punch the mascot.
Oh, by the time, Jackson must be pulled together, and then after beating, throw the pot to Jackson.
哰, 婰, 婰, 当, 嗰!
However ...
The following picture shocked all the audience.
Appeared with a boo, Su Feng, dressed in mascot clothes, stunned everyone at the first zero degree angle.
Although this dress restricts Su Feng's performance, fortunately, the clothes of Uncle McDonald's are not as bulky as those mascot costumes that his previous life wore to chase girls.
In addition, although the results are not important, as long as the game, Su Feng will still do his best.
So in the morning, besides accompanying Bryant to practice dunking, Su Feng also adapted in advance to the restrictions that this dress brought to himself.
Generally speaking, no matter how restrictive it is, it can't stop Su Feng's feeling at the moment.
Under the situation of completely relaxed mood, Su Feng even felt that he was more accurate at this moment.
Bash, buzz, buzz, dang, dang!
After all the points were cast, Su Feng scored a total of 18 points!
It's a pity that although it feels good, Su Feng has two flower that pop out of the frame with regret.
But, after Su Fengxiu finished the operation, the scene was completely shocked.
Slot, who is this mascot?
Why is it so good?
Those people who were still booing Su Feng started to cheer for Su Feng.
In the stands, Jason stood up and applauded Su Feng: "He is a genius!"
Of course, according to the rules of the three-point contest, Su Feng and Bibi will have another round of finals.
Live fans at this time began to guess the true identity of this McDonald's uncle.
After all, can a mascot really beat these high school geniuses in the three-point contest?
"Su, you are too creative." On the field, Bibby has guessed that this mascot is Su Feng.
Because which mascot have you seen such a handsome shooting posture?
"Can you help me keep it secret for a while?" Su Feng, dressed as Uncle McDonald's, patted Bibi on the shoulder and said.
"Of course, but, the moment you feed me, I remember." Bibi smiled and said.
Su Feng: "......"
Ok......
Came out and mixed, it really was to be paid back.
Heinz Stadium, at the beginning of the three-point contest finals, many fans on the scene left their seats.
Because they are very curious, can this uncle McDonald's be black?
In the final, Su Feng played first, but unfortunately his performance was not as good as the preliminaries, only scoring 13 points.
But every time he scored a goal, there was a burst of cheers on the spot.
And when Su Feng was about to pick up the real Su Feng from the M78 Nebula according to the second script, he never expected that Bibi's performance was worse than himself on the court.
The young "White Devil" only scored 10 points in the final ...
"Don't look at me like this, I really didn't release the water." Bibi almost cried. When he shot in the final, the boos on the scene made him very uncomfortable.
and many more......
Isn't it OK that I'm going to save Su Feng?
You guys, don't you want to take Su Feng back from M78 Nebula?
So, Su Feng never thought that he was really the identity of McDonald's uncle, UU reading www.uukanshu.com lifted the McDonald's three-point contest champion.
"Well, although they lost to me, I think I still have to put Su back from the M78 Nebula."
On the stadium, after the award ceremony, with the help of two staff members, Su Feng started the final performance.
They are responsible for and one for removing makeup from Su Feng.
Soon, Su Feng completed the gorgeous transformation from Uncle McDonald to Su Feng.
"My God! He turned out to be Su?"
"He even wore McDonald's uncle and won the championship?"
"It's incredible, this is the best three-point contest I've ever seen!"
Heinz Stadium, at the moment Su Feng turned back, the whole stadium burst into deafening cheers.
Kobe Bryant took the initiative to step forward and hugged Su Feng with a smile: "You are in the limelight this time."
"Then there will be your dunk contest next, believe me, we will be able to 'blow up' this arena tonight." Su Feng, who was locked by Kobe's strongman, said.
Kobe nodded, "I've also deliberately practiced a few actions you said in the afternoon, rest assured."
Su Feng feels that he is no more ...
"I really deserve to be an iron honeycomb's honey!" Su Feng thought thoughtfully.
And just as Kobe and Su Feng were going to continue to work ...
In the stands, Speedy Mark's confidant, Speed, has been completely unable to bear his excitement.
Hong Kong really, why is there a feeling that McDonald's All-Star Game is better than NBA All-Star Game?
Spider felt that it was necessary for him to pass everything he saw today back to New York immediately!
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