Vol 2 Chapter 861: Su Feng's "illegitimate child", a horrible monster room!
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I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron (All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball)
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"Oh! Oh! Oh!
I must reiterate again...
Sue, are you sure we're really going to use a valuable first-round pick to select him? "
In the training hall, looking at Jokic who was slower than Grandma O'Neal in the reentry test, Kobe said to Su Feng with a dissatisfied face.
"Kobe, he hasn't lost weight yet, maybe we should be more patient.
Don't forget, at his age, Mark was even slower than him. "Patting Kobe's shoulder, Su Feng reassured.
"I didn't mean to offend this kid...
But Sue, how do you convince me that someone who spends all day with Coke can lose weight without a hitch? "Kobe said, staring at his nostrils.
Su Feng shrugged and said, "Perhaps God favors this child more?"
Kobe Bryant said with a broken face: "Don't lie to yourself, Su, if praying to God really helps, then LeBron would have won the championship long ago!"
Su Feng picked his nostrils and said, "Why do I always think you're taking the opportunity to complain about LeBron?"
As we all know, Xiao Zhan Zhan will recite the teachings and do the action of blessing of the cross every time before the start of the game. . . .
Therefore, Kobe's speech just now clearly meant something.
only......
Kobe may not believe it when you say it...
This time, God is really destined to be on Jokic's side. .
Because if Su Feng remembered correctly, in his original time and space, even if he failed to completely quit Coke, Teacher Yue could control his weight within the acceptable range.
so......
What's more, what about the premise that Teacher Yao was still drinking "sugar-free" coke by Su Feng?
Do not blow or black.
From Su Feng's point of view, the shortcoming of Teacher Yue's love of drinking Coke is not a shortcoming at all.
Even, as long as he can get his "approval", Su Feng can allow him if he wants to drink Coke while eating skewers in the future.
After all, in this world, there is no junk food you can't handle with a little nutrient solution.
"Sure enough, this is the most correct way to use the nutrient solution.
That is, it is used to satisfy the daily appetite of athletes. "
Looking at Teacher Yao who was preparing to start the next trial training program in the training hall, Su Feng thought silently in his heart.
In this life, only after experiencing the grueling training of basketball players during the physical reserve period did Su Feng understand...
Why does Paul occasionally like to make some small fried chicken, Curry is very obsessed with popcorn, Xiao Zhan Zhan sees "GiGiGiGi", and Kobe can't play without his own pizza...
Because no matter how strong basketball players are, they are also human.
Therefore, nutritious meals, as long as it is an individual, it is impossible to endure it.
"Oh my god!
Is his bouncing serious?
Why do I feel like my daughter is jumping higher than him? "In the training hall, Kobe was shocked after the teacher's bounce test ended with an appalling value.
On the other hand, Su Feng continued to appease Kobe: "There are still many tests to come, so don't be impatient."
After shaking his head, Kobe put his head in his hands and said, "Su, tell me, isn't he your illegitimate child in Europe?"
Su Feng: "..."
"Otherwise, I really can't think of any reason.
You will be so optimistic about him.
And I heard before that you asked Mickey to send scouts to Europe to collect his game data. "Looking at Su Feng with a meaningful expression, Kobe said.
Uh......
To be honest.
Unlike most European rookies who fall to the second round for a different reason.
In Su Feng's previous life, the main reason why Teacher Yue fell into the second round was really himself.
Take the most intuitive example.
At the U19 World Youth Championship in 2013, that is, the World Youth Championship in which Zhou Qi became famous in one fell swoop, Teacher Yao's average data at that time was only "7+5".
Moreover, this is based on the premise that the overall strength of the Serbian youth team is strong enough, and the offensive and defensive environment that the teammates can provide to Teacher Yue far exceeds that of Zhou Qi.
In addition, because of the teacher's contract with his European home team, there is only the last year left.
In addition, the small money required to buy out the contract between the teacher and his home team is far from the limit of the relevant NBA rules.
Therefore, the limitation that Mr. Yue could not enter the NBA immediately after being selected does not exist for him at all.
"About the Nuggets who only wanted to choose a meat shield, but finally chose the MVP of the NBA".
Inside the Lakers' practice facility.
After the appointment teacher finished most of the trial subjects...
In fact, except Kobe Bryant, all normal people have fallen into a state of hesitating to speak at this moment.
Because Jokic is a player recommended by Su Feng.
Therefore, even if there are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past...
At this moment, only Kobe dared to question Su Feng.
"Good job, Nikolai." Before the start of the one-on-one trial training, Su Feng took the initiative to step up to encourage Teacher Yue, patting the back of Teacher Yue's hand.
Hearing this, the flattered Jokic also replied in his Slavic English: "Thank you...
Oh, by the way, after the trial training is over, can you take a photo with me? "
Su Feng nodded, "Of course you can, why not?"
On the side, looking at Su Feng who was talking nonsense with his eyes open to Jokic's trial training, after Kobe covered his face with his hands, an emotion called despair suddenly flooded into his heart.
"Is this kid treating the trial training as a tour?
Is that his agent? Why is his agent in no hurry? "Pointing to a small bald head who is constantly asking the Lakers coaching staff whether he can sign autographs and take photos with him after the trial is over, Kobe asked.
"No, that's his translator." Su Feng said to Kobe.
"Where's his agent? Shouldn't the agent be with him at times like this?" Kobe asked.
"You mean Bill (Duffy)?
Ok......
Because Beal firmly believes that he will definitely be drafted by the Lakers.
Plus I'm in LA to help take care of it.
So Bill was very relieved to accompany Andrew (Wiggins) to other teams for trial training. "Su Feng said after patting Kobe Bryant's back.
Kobe: "..."
no!
Introduction NM......
Where does Bill Duffy get the confidence that Jokic will be selected by the Lakers?
"Because I told Bill in advance that this workout was just routine.
In the future, Nikola will not participate in joint trial training and trial training invitations issued by other teams.
He will definitely be selected by us in the first round of this year. Su Feng, who saw through Kobe's careful thinking, said after a pause.
And this time...
No matter how sophistry Su Feng makes...
In Kobe's view, the probability that Jokic is Su Feng's illegitimate child is also more than 90%.
Because since he met Su Feng, this is the first time Kobe has seen Su Feng open the back door to a certain player so blatantly.
"So, this child was born in Europe when you were 17?" Kobe asked, looking at Su Feng with a solemn expression.
"I remember that summer, I happened to be going to ABCD camp...
Therefore, if you look at it this way, you did have the time and motivation to commit the crime! "
After recalling the past events of that summer in his mind, Kobe completely realized it!
And just then...
On the field, he was having a one-on-one appointment with fellow 14th-year rookie Alec Brown, which suddenly caused exclamations from the Lakers coaching staff on the sidelines.
Traverse slowly.
Bloated.
Poor bounce.
These are indeed the weaknesses that Teacher Yue at this moment, and even him in the future, cannot avoid.
But as long as you have a ball in your hand...
Then this big boy from the Balkans can immediately become a flexible fat paper.
On the court, because I beat Jokic, who came to the Lakers trial training with me in the previous physical test, I have begun to imagine Brown wearing my Lake jersey in my mind. Right from the very beginning, he suffered a shameless sneak attack by this fat paper!
An unremarkable left hand for right hand.
In this moment, you say how slippery Jokic's dribbling is...
to be honest......
Whether it's the beauty of the dribble or the speed.
Jokic is far from perfect among European players of his type.
Even when he started to speed up...
You'll feel like he's an old movie in slow motion.
But the reason why human pork belly essence is pork belly essence...
It is precisely because Jokic and another lump of pork belly have an innate sense of ball.
very few people know.
Before Jokic chose to become a basketball player, he first came into contact with basketball, only because his brothers were just short of people and were pulled to make up the number.
In addition, after becoming a professional player, Jokic usually hates doing push-ups and muscle training.
Because for an ideal fat paper...
This is simply killing him.
Do not blow or black.
If you look at the "professional standards in the marketing slogan"...
Jokic is undoubtedly a very unprofessional and extremely undisciplined player.
However, as long as the players who can leave their names on the NBA stage, how can they not have their own specialties?
On the training ground, Brown was beaten stupidly.
Because compared to the dead fat paper who was lying flat in the physical examination session before...
In a one-on-one session...
Appearing in front of Brown is like a wild beast with an unprecedented desire to win.
Low post play, dribble breakthrough.
Turn around and hook, roll over and lean back.
True.
At this moment, Teacher Yue is still a little immature in various technical movements.
But it was enough to bring down Brown, the late second-rounder on the draft website's forecast list, to ashes.
In the Lakers training hall, after this one-sided massacre, Su Feng smiled at me, the first assistant coach of the Lakers, Wharton: "Call and call Mark!"
In about an hour...
Legendary center Marc Gasol arrives at the practice facility.
Then, at Su Feng's strong request...
In this way, the difficulty of the game about teacher was adjusted to the nightmare level.
"Are you crazy?
I admit, he seems to have a bit of talent.
but......
Mark is one of the best centers in the NBA! Pulling on the corner of Su Feng's clothes, Kobe, who was worried that Jokic would be played badly by Xiaojia, said with a worried look.
"I said to Yao before he entered the NBA...
If he doesn't even have the courage to fight Shaq, he might as well go back to the CBA.
Kobe, don't you understand...
The reason why you and I are today.
Precisely because we were never afraid of Michael Jordan back then. "Looking back at Kobe, Su Feng said.
on the training ground.
After the opponent was replaced by Xiaojia, the young Jokic quickly became the object of being toyed with.
But in this one-sided duel, Kobe gradually retracted his previous prejudice against Jokic.
Because this fat paper from Serbia, even until the last moment, did not show any timid eyes.
"But... can you please give me another pointer?" Jokic suddenly said to Xiao Jia after a 5-21 defeat to Xiao Jia.
Hearing that, after observing Su Feng's eyes, Xiaojia did not reject Jokic's request.
"He is indeed your illegitimate child!"
On the field, after Jokic lost to Xiaojia again with a score of 7-21, and once again issued a bullfighting application to Xiaojia, Kobe looked at Su Feng thoughtfully and said.
Su Feng: "..."
In the end, after losing five games in a row, the double-fat duel just came to an end.
"The gap is too big to beat." After the game, when Su Feng stepped forward to ask him his thoughts after the game, Jokic replied very sincerely.
"If you can kill Mark now, where would he put his face as an All-Star center?" Su Feng smiled after "Duang" Jokic's belly with his hand.
Touching his chin, after pondering for two seconds, Jokic said, "But I will definitely surpass him in the future."
Su Feng was delighted and said, "Have you been so confident since you were a child?"
In Su Feng's previous life, when Jokic participated in the Nuggets training for the first time, he also said similar things.
If Su Feng remembers correctly, after watching the dunk performance of the half-orc Faried, although Jokic thought it was a rare animal he had never seen before, after being stunned for two seconds, about Kitch then said to the translator next to him: "He's not as good as me."
If there is no traditional basketball protagonist, the sky will leave the people with great responsibilities, and they must first work their minds and bodies.
There are also no inspirational stories of Su Feng, Kobe and James becoming bald in order to become stronger.
The introduction is Nikola Jokic.
One who has shown the sky in the NBA...
Dead fat house.
"By the way, can I ask you to sign my name again?
My girlfriend Natalia is your big fan. "Jokic said suddenly after smiling naively at Su Feng.
And the most annoying thing is...
This guy had a private lifelong girlfriend at the age of 16.
Yes, you read that right!
When Jokic found a girlfriend, he had no money, and he was not handsome in the Balkans where there are so many handsome men. Even at the age of 16, he was far more bloated than he is now.
So either say...
People are more mad than people?
"You really have something in choosing young people." Kobe said to Su Feng after Su Feng signed Jokic's autograph and took a photo.
Hearing this, Su Feng smiled and said, "When have I lost sight of it?"
This time, Kobe did not choose to demolish Su Feng's stage, but said after nodding: "Although in my opinion, maybe we will have a better choice.
But if you have to choose him, I can accept it. "
"but......
I still want to ask...
Why doesn't this kid look and skin like you at all? "After a pause, Kobe continued.
Su Feng: "..."
...
In May, after this episode of the trial training appointment with the teacher...
The Lakers finally waited for their next playoff opponent on the 5th:
Los Angeles Clippers.
No way.
Because of the lack of Xiaojia, the Grizzlies have never reached the level of the Grizzlies in the same period in Su Feng's memory.
Therefore, after 6 battles with the Clippers, Xiong Xiong still failed to join forces with his big brother, the Lakers, in the Western Conference semifinals.
But for the Lakers...
The Clippers, who have been going up against the wind this season, are the opponents they most want to meet in the Western Conference semifinals.
Because both the Lakers and Clippers are home to the Staples Center...
Therefore, meeting the Clippers in the semifinals means that the Lakers will not encounter the situation of being overwhelmed in the next round of the Western Conference semifinals.
and......
In terms of local popularity in Los Angeles...
You can even understand that this round of the series, all the Lakers games, are home games.
In the eyes of Lakers owner Buss Jr., the only thing he regrets is that Sterling has been suspended for life.
Otherwise, it's definitely a series that can off the stingy Sterling.
On the other hand, after a 4-0 victory over the Kings, the Warriors faced the Sonics in the Western Conference semifinals.
After pulling the crotch for a whole season...
Durant and my turtle broke out in the first round of the playoffs, finally giving Seattle fans a little hope.
resignedly.
Although in terms of overall strength, the Jazz are indeed the stronger side.
But in the case of the Supersonics' double-player breakout, this year's playoffs have once again proved...
The playoffs are the stage for superstars.
In the West, with the two groups of semi-finals facing each other successively, the playoff situation in the West in the 2013/14 season has gradually become clear.
And the east...
It is the same as in previous years, opening the big chaos mode.
In the first round of the Eastern Conference playoffs, except for the Celtics who easily passed the Wizards 4-0...
The other three groups of playoffs all reached the tiebreaker before the winner was decided.
Old Banana Boat Brothers fans should all know it.
Maybe other games, the banana boat bros might pull their crotch.
But when it's the Banana Boat Brothers Civil War...
That's basically a battle of life and death.
Previously, under the leadership of Anthony, the Knicks, who were not optimistic about Su Feng, almost broke the biggest upset in the East this year.
With a 3-1 lead in the first four games, the Knicks once pushed the Hawks, who had been to the finals in the past three consecutive years, to the brink.
Fortunately, the experience of the King of Sanya has already tempered Wade's mentality.
In the end, with the better performance in the last three games, the Eagles came back to kill the Knicks with a big score of 4 to 3.
And New York, compared to last year...
On the premise that the loss is not shameful, the Knicks fans have also shown the world that fans of weak teams are always relatively easy to satisfy.
After the tiebreaker, when the Knicks returned to New York, many Knicks fans even came to the airport to pick them up and sent flowers to the "heroes" of New York.
Gee!
To be fair, the Knicks bullied Ewing to be honest.
otherwise......
This must not make Ewing mad alive?
Co-authoring means, can you also be a "hero" in one round now?
According to the schedule, the Eagles' opponent in the Eastern Conference semifinals will be the Nets who also eliminated the Hornets by a large score of 4-3.
Before the game, it was widely believed that the Nets could resolve the fight within 5 games.
But since my gun sprained my ankle in G2...
So the Nets almost re-enacted the embarrassing situation of the Blazers.
It's not bad......
Fortunately, my gun was not seriously injured this time.
Coupled with the fact that Howard, who has reached the contract year, is extremely honest...
Therefore, after a thrilling tiebreaker, the Nets advanced to the next round as they wished.
And as for the Heat vs. Bulls contest...
Because someone wants to watch another great finals round before retiring...
Therefore, in this round of the series, Riley, who has always liked to make out-of-the-table moves and damage moves, is somewhat suspected of being killed by Stern.
According to ESPN statistics, in the seven games against the Heat, Rose and Harden both took nearly 25 free throws.
therefore......
You can fully understand that, if the Heat's lineup is not thick to a certain extent...
How could the Bulls and the Heat reach a tiebreaker in this series?
Especially in the final tiebreaker~EbookFREE.me~ in the first half alone, James Harden, who made 2 of 10 shots, scored the highest 21 points for the two teams at the time.
And what about the Heat?
What makes Riley want to scold her is...
After the whole game, the Heat's entire team's free throws were added together, and no one Harden made as many free throws in the first half.
After the game, in an interview, Riley directly performed an ice bucket headshot in public to express his dissatisfaction with the NBA referee's penalty. (Riley: David, do you see how angry I am?)
According to the schedule, the Bulls who successfully advance to the Eastern Conference semifinals will face the Celtics.
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