Chapter 1: I'll figure it out, you're green
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I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me
- Black Cat
- 2558 characters
- 2021-03-01 05:00:56
Just after the New Year, Anxian Town, which is located in the northwestern area of H City, started a temple fair as in previous years. These days are more lively than usual, because a small fairy has come to town, and it can be considered a special god.
It wasn't until nine o'clock that a 18-year-old guy was late and took out a cloth with the word "Jiu Gua" from his pocket and put it on the table, drinking slowly with a cup of tea. This guy has a handsome face, beautiful peach eyes, long eyelashes, white skin, and his pupils are darker and brighter than normal people.
As soon as he arrived, people who had been around in the past hurry up and surrounded them, forming a long line.
"Little fairy, you can count for me, you can do anything." A big brother with a big waist and big eyes and a big eyebrow flirted to please, before he could sit down, Gu Ye waved, "Go and go, your family is in harmony , Good health, what counts? "
The big brother heard this and left happily, just like picking up a bargain.
"Cut!" In the team, a young man dressed in a famous brand stood tall in the crowd, with a handsome face full of disbelief, and the look of that big brother seemed to be a fool. People in this village are afraid It's all mentally handicapped! Do you believe this?
An old man standing in front of the man heard his disdainful pout and turned back to persuade him: "Don't believe it, this little gentleman is the most famous little deity of our ten miles and eight villages."
At this time, Gu Ye just looked up and saw the man's face at a glance. Then he looked at the girl who was next to the man. Gu Ye picked a corner and smiled at the man. You are really a personal talent.
Then the man saw Gu Ye's looks clearly. He was choked by Gu Ye ’s laughter's breath. He was originally a master of vegetarianism. He could come to such a broken place for fishing. Unexpectedly, in this broken place, there are more beautiful boys than this girl. Seeing that the little liar is not too old, Luo Junkun immediately got an idea. He couldn't sleep with this girl, and it was good to play with this little guy.
At a glance, Gu Ye saw what the man's thoughts were directly amused. The body he was reborn in may not be able to afford how much money the has. The Gu family in Beijing, a well-known giant in the country, is the Zhenger Bajing Little master. Now he's here, but it's just that his father sent him here to think about it.
Several of them were driven away in the front, and finally it was their turn. The girl with the arm of the man was rejoicing. "Little fairy, show me, when can we be married for 100 years?"
Gu Ye picked up the milk tea on the table, took a slow sip, took out a WeChat QR code from his pocket, and passed it on politely.
The man scanned the QR code, and his eyes fell on Gu Ye's face again, the nose and the eyes, alas. While he was transferring the money, he smiled almost: "Can you add a little Mr. WeChat, one day we will watch Feng Shui in our new house, and I will find you again."
Gu Ye looked at the transfer on WeChat, fifty thousand.
As soon as Gu Ye looked up, the other person raised an eyebrow at him.
The girl next to him quit, pulling on her boyfriend's sleeve, and anxiously asked, "Jun Kun, why are you giving so much money?"
Luo Junkun said, "It's okay. I want to spend money for my baby. I will pay as much as I want."
When the girl heard this, she looked at her boyfriend with emotion and flushed.
Gu Ye was teased, "Girl, you have been greened into seaweed, let this get out of the way, don't harm the good girl."
In a word, it's like a pot of cold water, which thoroughly pours out the two people who are warm and loving.
"How do you say that ?!" Luo Junkun immediately anxious, and received his money to speak human words?
The girl's face didn't look good either, frowning and pressing her temper and asked, "Master, did you read it wrong, you didn't look at the palmistry, didn't test the word, why do you say my boyfriend is bad?"
Gu Ye's tone was still in a hurry, "You can tell from his appearance that his typical heart-witted generation and his wife and son are subdued. His eyebrows are too short, his eyebrows are complex and chaotic, and he must be at odds with his peers at home. Filial, have you ever heard of the old clans? Moreover, he is a typical three-three-three-short-term destiny, and the mountain roots are green, and there is already a sign of soul separation. Those children are overtaking, and they definitely can't live thirty-six years old. "Gu Ye finished, waved to the two, and motioned to the next one.
The man's face was a bit ugly. On a cold day, cold sweat was scared from his forehead. This fortune teller is right!
The girl looking at Ye's eyes was already full of anger, "You liar! Liar! Money back to us!"
Gu Ye shook his head. The world's fortune tellers want to hear it. But as the saying goes, everything is incomplete. How can there be so many things in the world? "Go out from here, and within three steps, you will receive the news that someone is pregnant with your boyfriend's last child. If this child also falls, he will really die."
The girl pulled her boyfriend to come forward to the theory, but did not expect to hear her boyfriend's cell phone ding just after taking two steps. Even if she did n’t believe it, after Gu Ye said so much, she felt a little uncomfortable. At this time, when she heard the other party ’s mobile phone had a message, she naturally took a look at it, but unexpectedly, the girl's face changed. .
The message is: Brother Kun, I'm pregnant with your child. Is Gao unhappy?
The man looked at Gu Ye like a ghost, and this fortune teller seemed quaint.
"Luo Junkun! You're a bastard!" The girl reacted, and slapped her face fiercely, crying angrily.
Luo Junkun was all embarrassed. He didn't respond to being hit. This fortune teller even counted this kind of thing right. He just said that he can't live thirty-six years old. Is it true? He is 28 this year!
With the slap of the girl, many lads rushed through the crowd. These people are the girl's brother and cousin. The countryside is a village. I ca n’t be all relatives. When I saw my sister was cheated by Wang Badan, It's going to be a fat meal. When the chaos was up, Gu Ye stood up and started to pack his things. Some people saw him want to leave and hurriedly stopped him. "Don't go away, it's still early, let's count it."
Gu Ye shook his head with a smile, "No, the person who picked me up has already arrived. It was just the last word I counted here. I'm going home."
At this time, a luxurious business car was parked on the side of the road. From the top came an unusually beautiful woman dressed in a little red jacket and a 15-year-old teenager. At first glance at Gu Ye ’s battle, Madam Gu buzzed. The youngest not only did not regret it, but also dared to engage in feudal superstition and deception!
The third of their family is the shame of the giants, and he is stupid. His father spent a lot of money to get him into a key high school, and he did n’t find less tutors at home. This year he is a senior. He has passed countless countdowns. The first time I was back, I was ransomized by a group of young people for half a year and didn't dare to squeak. Years ago, I did n’t study, so I studied at home about Feng Shui Numerology. The bedroom dared to set up gossip arrays, as if the arrays could be tested well, and the blood pressure of his father was high, which made him sent to the countryside My hometown, let him make up for lessons and reflect carefully. I don't want to see him in the New Year.
"Gu Ye! You even deceived folks to see how your dad packed up!" Mrs. Gu lowered her voice, and annoyedly put the piece of canvas on Gu Ye's table into the Gu Ye pocket, for fear of being late It will be disassembled in a second, and come to the house to calculate the account.
Gu Ye was innocent, "He killed me and you have fewer sons. You can't have another one at this old age."
Gu Ye really didn't wrong his stepmother. Mrs. Gu is of ordinary origin. So far, she can be Mrs. Gu. However, there is no big evil and big evil, that is, poverty has created her character of greed for money, and she has a lot of small calculations. Especially after having her own child, there are many ideas, but after all, she was brought up from an early age, and she really couldn't bear to kill her, so she used the stupidity of the third child. To set off his son's cleverness, he blew the pillows at night, so that the original body did not suffer from the dad's buttocks.
Mrs. Gu was said to be stingy, only to find that Gu Ye's changes have not been small. His eyes are moving, don't hesitate? After the reaction, Mrs. Gu's face turned red. Who was too old to have a baby? !!
Gu Ye took it out of his pocket, took out a few of the leftovers for milk tea, and a steel room of fifty cents, all stuffed into Mrs. Gu, special filial piety: "Your son, I make money, go back and buy a chicken for you Make up for yourself. "
Mrs. Gu squeezed those few dollars and stomped angrily.
Gu Ye looked at the young man next to Mrs Gu, and immediately smiled and bent her eyes, and tickled the child, "Old man, come here!"
The original owner was a little scared since he was a child, and he was stupid, and no one wanted to play with him. The younger brother did not dislike him, but always followed him. When he called, he ran along with him. Xu was the original owner's memory. Gu Ye felt kind when he saw the child.
Gu Yang felt the call of the third brother and ran over like a big Alaska. "Brother, are you really fortune-telling? Are you still different?"
Gu Yehan smiled and touched Gu Yang's head melon and said meaningfully: "Yeah, your brother worshiped the master as a teacher, and you do n’t have to go to school in the future. Follow your brother to the stall under the overpass, and he will take you home to become rich Be well-off, and reach the pinnacle of life in minutes! "
The mother of the original owner suffered a major bleeding during the birth of the original owner, and the rescue was invalid. While taking care of the business, Mr. Gu also had to take care of three children, which was really inconvenient, so he married Mrs. Gu. Three years later, Gu Yang was born. In this family, Gu Yang's identity was really embarrassing. Mrs. Gu began to calculate for her own son. However, this silly child didn't know how to calculate for himself when he was so old. I can't study, I run behind my brother every day, and I have a good relationship with any brother.
Gu Ye showed him his face. The child is typically a stupid man who is foolish and can't learn anything. He can spend a lifetime with a few brothers and share dividends. So Gu Ye told him: stubborn, don't learn, what you learn is not suitable for you.
Gu Yang immediately believed, and nodded with interest, "Okay, okay! When are we going? Go tomorrow! May I wear a robe and pretend to be blind?"
As soon as Mrs. Gu heard this, Gu Ye's heart killed him. "He didn't study hard at first. He knew how to play with all his heart. You also taught him to get it for nothing!"
Gu Ye spread his hand, "I'm telling the truth, so are you. The less you wear red, the more you cross the poor."
The five elements are divided into gold, wood, water and fire, and the human body is the same. Mrs. Gu is an obvious element of the five elements. It is full of heaven, square ears, clear eyebrows, small hands, round waist, and white skin. Unfortunately, she likes red too much. Her clothes, nails, and lip colors are all red. The fire is red and the fire is gold. This has made her rich, but she has no money in her hands, and everything depends on her husband.
"You ..." Mrs. Gu thought that Gu Ye was deliberately angry at her, and said to her to see how your dad could clean up you!
I didn't realize that the atmosphere between my mother and my brother was very dissonant. Gu Yang looked at this, then looked at that, wondering: "Mom, brother, isn't it cold standing here? Let's go back Home. "
Mrs. Gu's angry teeth, you're not a fool!
Gu Ye raised his hand and motioned, "I still have nothing to pick up, go back to the old house first."
After the Gu family settled in Beijing, they still didn't forget their homeland. They built a small two-story building in their hometown and returned to worship their ancestors every year. This time the original body was rushed here and thought about it. He accidentally fell and lost his life, but his body was cheaper than the same name. As soon as Gu Ye woke up, he found that although the original body was a picture of early death, he still had more than half a year of life. The reason why he died half a year ago was that there was a sense of evil left in his body. Gu Ye looked at his fingertips. He just The same evil spirit was removed from Mrs. Gu and Gu Yang, even more serious than the original body. It seems that there is something wrong with the Gu family in Beijing.
After returning to the old house, Gu Ye led Gu Yang to the living room, and said to his brother with a serious face, "See, no, this is all the country that your brother has laid for you. Let ’s take these loot and take them home. . "
There is a pennant on the wall! There are big and small, all kinds of things!
"Wow! You are so powerful! You are as powerful as your elder brother!" Gu Yang shook his fist in shock. At this moment, the image of the third brother was eighteen meters high in his heart.
A few steps behind, Mrs. Gu stepped in and took a look, and took a sigh of anger, these two made evil! If these things were brought home, Gu Ye would have to be discounted by his father!