Chapter 212: Mercury Journal is a scientist's nightmare

After clicking the video, it was in an office.
An old professor with light grey hair, he was holding a Chinese dictionary and a dissertation, where he had a difficult reading by contrast.
This is followed by an English conversation with letters below.
The old professor was mainly asking the graduate student of Huaguo how to explain some of the rare words.
If something new appears in English, a new word must be invented.
In Chinese, plural Chinese characters are combined into a new word, and everyone can understand the meaning of the new word.
So some new words in the thesis are not in the dictionary, the old professor can only ask his students.
As for why his students were not asked to help translate.
This can only be said to be a scientist's quirk. For scientists, the paper is rigorous. If someone translates it, it is likely to make errors.
They can rest assured only if they have thoroughly studied the paper themselves.
Besides this video, the dialogue was normal at the beginning.
But after a while, you look at the expression of the old professor and start to twist.
Water?
what!
Buy Ga!
Oh ... no ...
These words began to hang on his lips, and his expression gradually became crazy.
The video began to fast forward, and then An Wen saw the old professor holding a dissertation, patting the table frantically, and yelling in his mouth.
The general meaning is: lying down ... what is this thesis and why there are so many messy things in it, can't you write the argument process directly? Why do we need to take apart the argumentation process and mix it with a whole bunch of unnecessary content.
After a while, the old professor picked up the second paper and continued to ask students to help translate.
Video fast forward.
Water?
No more? Why not?
Eight papers haven't finished the process of argumentation. What does he want to do?
I have to complain to him. I have to boycott him with others. I have to call the magazine. They cannot be so irresponsible.
"Teacher, this magazine is run by these authors."
"Uh……"
"Teacher, are you okay, call an ambulance, and the teacher will pass."
At the end of the video, it is the most essential place.
The barrage was full of laughter, and everyone was very confused, only An Wen had a complicated expression.
Because the professor in the video sees the paper, which is exactly the Mercury journal, and it is his thesis.
In fact, the international situation has been in a complex equilibrium state since the launch of the Starcraft.
However, these are all things in the political circle and have nothing to do with the scientific research circle.
However, through the news from the government, the scientific community also knew that China had a very powerful person.
The scientific community recognizes that it is intimidating.
They started looking for An Wen's paper, and the first one was a solid battery paper.
It was written in English. It was very compact and well written to pit people.
The material science community was astonished at An Wen.
Both the physics community and the chemical community have expressed their approval of An Wen.
Then, they started looking for other papers from Anwen, but they found that they were not available online.
At this time, the government bought a bunch of Mercury journals.
Yes, Mercury Journal is on sale.
In Gutian County, Mercury Periodicals are popular science books for middle and high schools, and stationery stores in front of the school are sold.
Apart from the small amount of derivation formulas in the paper, Mercury journals can be read as popular science books.
The dissertation became a popular science reading, you can imagine how much water content this dissertation has.
When these papers were bought back and delivered to those scientists, scientists around the world went crazy.
The old professor in the previous video passed away, and that was nothing.
Incomplete statistics. In the past half a month or so, more than a dozen scientific researchers have suffered a heart attack because of reading a dissertation. Thirty people have destroyed experimental equipment because of a dissertation. He attacked the wall, tables, and chairs with his hands or feet, and was injured and hospitalized.
Do you think you can't watch it?
Nope.
Wireless power transmission technology, high temperature superconducting alloy technology, controlled nuclear fusion technology ...
This series of superb techniques are all in a dissertation and must be read.
After reading it, I can get the technology.
The point is that a paper is split into 30 papers, to 29 papers. At the most critical part, there is no more.
This is not intentional by An Wen, but the last one of these papers, which has not been published yet, will be published this week.
Closing the video, An Wen called the editorial department.
"How many people have recently complained?" An Wen asked.
"Not a lot, there were a lot of complaint calls from foreign countries the previous week, but they all let us hang up."
"Oh ... what about domestic complaints?"
"There are no complaints in the country."
"No? Are you sure?"
"Yes, Mr. An, our journal has no complaints in China. I received a call two days ago. Our journal was selected by the Beijing Municipal Education Bureau as a popular science reading for elementary and middle school students, and the sales of the journal have doubled several times."
"ok, I get it."
Hanging up the phone, An Wen looked at the sky silently.
This can be regarded as inadvertently inserting willows into shade, as science popular books, to cultivate young people's scientific thinking.
But why it feels a bit wrong.
Forget it.
So be it.
An Wen lay on the sofa for a while, and suddenly had an idea.
He came to another world and asked 9527 to rewrite the last paper on controlled nuclear fusion.
"You look for information in the database, combine the changes in the stars with the technology of controlled nuclear fusion reactors, write a paper, at least 200 pages."
"Okay, commander."
Soon, a 200-thesis paper was completed.
"Give me pictures, this is all text, what a dry look."
"Okay, commander."
After the drawing was completed, the paper became more than 500 pages.
An Wen took it and started looking.
Very professional, from the birth of the star to the evolution, writing is very professional.
And controllable fusion technology is also hidden in it. Stellar expression of some difficulties in controllable fusion technology. In comparison with stars, what technology do we use to complete controllable fusion reactors?
After a rough look, An Wen expressed satisfaction.
He returned home and let Dan Dandan come over.
"You send this paper to the editorial department and let them immediately typeset and print. This week you found a special article in the Mercury Journal, named from Stellar to Controlled Nuclear Fusion."
"Okay, An Dong."
Dan Dandan looked at more than 500 pages of the thesis and didn't know what to say.
"By the way, you go to the Nuclear Fusion Research Institute again and take the design of the controllable fusion reactor to the editorial department, and let them print it, and make it an appendix."
"Okay, An Dong, I know."
After all of this, An Wen was in a good mood.
Four days later, this issue of Mercury Journal goes on sale.
All countries arrange in Gutian County, and those who regularly purchase Mercury periodicals are dumbfounded when they get this issue.
"Boss, did you get it right? We want a Mercury journal, not a textbook."
"Yes, that's right, this is the latest issue of Mercury."
These people look at the large journals ~ EbookFREE.me in their hands and are lost in thought.
Is Hua Guo so scary now?
There are so many papers in a week?
But this has nothing to do with them, they are only responsible for buying the journal and then passing it back.
That night, some anxious scientists were waiting for the Mercury Journal.
Because this issue is the date of the publication of the last paper on controlled nuclear fusion technology. The previous issue has already been published.
As a result, when their assistants sent more than 500 pages of papers to them, telling them that this was the latest issue of the journal.
Several scientists had myocardial infarction and cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.
As for the quick-acting Jiuxin pills, I don't know how many.
It can be said that from this moment, Mercury Journal is a nightmare for foreign scientists.