Vol 2 Chapter 471: The most difficult task in human history

Seattle lost 28 wins and 5 losses to the Suns. Although this record is not as crazy as the previous 26 wins and 2 losses, it is still quite good.
Now the fourth Lakers in the West, the record is only 24 wins and 9 losses, which is five wins away from the supersonic record.
It can be said that the positions of the third in the Supersonic League and the third in the West are fairly stable.
Just look at the record of the first Western Rockets and the second Sun of the West, both teams are 30 wins and 2 losses!
On January 2nd, the Suns defeated the Supersonics easily at home. On the other side, the Rockets beat the Boston Celtics 99-97 away.
The madness of the regular season between the two teams continued this season, and the world is now waiting for the two teams to fight again on January 17, 2008.
In this year's NBA, the Rockets and the Suns are teams like gods.
After Seattle lost to the Suns on the road, the next game is the January 7 game against the Wizards.
There will be a five-day break in between.
After the busy schedule of Christmas, the Supersonics finally got some rest time.
This week of supersonic speed is really a two-week week for supersonic players.
The day after the end of the Christmas War, the supersonics really reached the pinnacle of the team's life.
The historical team, the team's second biggest name.
Even the cats and dogs with supersonic names can be praised by American fans.
This media atmosphere makes the supersonic players seem to have come to heaven.
But soon.
The supersonic players have not been in heaven for a few days, and the next five days directly became their hell.
It's true that the United States is talking about these supersonic players who have no self-knowledge.
During this time, Granny O'Neill is the term that appears most in the media.
Yes with four O'Neill's grandma can beat the Timberwolves!
Yes with four O'Neill's grandma can beat the 76ers!
Yes, with four O'Neill's grandma can defeat the sun!
Granny O'Neill became the hottest person recently.
O'Neill, the head of the knight, said sourly in an interview. He made his debut for so many years and finally found out that he was not as hot as his grandmother.
One of the most embarrassing things for O’Neill is that his own grandma used to be an abstract concept. He never mentioned any player. He used to say that Jordan can also win the championship with his grandmother, not to blow his grandmother ’s strength. Not on his grandmother.
Now the media in the United States has made such a mistake, the supersonic team players have become his grandmother.
Milicic is his grandmother.
Rondo is his second grandmother.
Durant is his grandfather of Du fifteen.
This Nima, really want to revenge on Yes in the future, he is not filial?
In the United States, O'Neill's grandmother became the biggest winner and the biggest victim in the wave of other players in the league that suffered acid damage.
The supersonic players all grew up in frustration.
Faced with insults and abuses by the media, they have long been accustomed to them.
But even so, these supersonic players are unbearable in the face of the sour words of the United States in the recent period.
Mainly because he had been in before, but now he has fallen from heaven to hell.
This feeling is of course very unacceptable.
Take Milicic for example.
Before the Christmas War, although he was far less than Yao Ming in the All-Star vote, he firmly pressed Oden and Stoudemire.
But after the Christmas War, the third round of voting results, he and Stoudemire and Oden have been closer.
This is uncomfortable.
Supersonic players have been uncomfortable recently.
Among so many supersonic players, Durant is the most uncomfortable.
Nick Collison took the position of the team's deputy captain.
The All-Star vote again encountered such a large Waterloo.
This is so annoying.
"Fifteen, it's not that the brothers don't help you. Your request is too difficult for the strong. To be honest, I would rather let you make any material request from me."
Material requirements Nima!
Durant, who was sitting in front of the computer looking at the message on the private message, was upset.
What are the material requirements, Lao Tzu's annual income is tens of millions of dollars, does it make sense to charge you tens of thousands of dollars?
Also, I ’m not fifteen, please call me full name, fifteen is the second!
"Fifteen, we all know that you are Durant's die-hard fan. As a friend, I still advise you to give up Durantella. You can give Durantra more than 10,000 votes. At first, we all felt that it was a miracle that Durant won more than a thousand votes in this All-Star vote. "
Miracle Nima!
Lao Tzu's 5 million followers on Twitter, plus those of you Internet celebrities, there are 10 million without 8 million.
But in the end, you rushed out more than 10,000 votes?
Ten thousand one hundred votes!
Nima!
Among these 10,000 votes, there are more than a thousand votes that Lao Tzu ran N Internet cafes a day, and swiped for himself.
After the other NBA star training game is to go to the nightclub Hapy.
As the scoring leader of Xinke, Laozi actually went to the Internet cafe to brush votes after the training and the game!
And every time you brush your ticket, I'm afraid that if an Internet cafe is swiped too much, these tickets will be treated as invalid. Every time I have to carefully study what the IP segment of each Internet cafe looks like.
Every time you swipe a ticket, you have to constantly switch computers in the eyes of others like a fool.
Is it easy for me?
Why can't you think for me?
Didn't make you like me, just let you vote for me, is it so difficult?
"Fifteen, don't hide from you, after I voted for Durant, some of my small agents wanted to vomit because of guilt, went to church and repented all the guilt in my heart all day and night Finish."
"..."
Looking at the private message on the computer, Durant was terrified.
Is it so disgusting to vote for me?
Even God pulled it out.
You cats and dogs are so disappointing.
When I was studying black people with me, there was no sense of guilt and no feeling of nausea and vomiting!
Durant turned off Twitter angrily.
Looking at the news headlines on the webpage, Durant's face was angry.
"Net Red Du Mi is not the fifteenth is the second crazy ticket for Durant, one thousand votes for Durant in a month, and he is happy to send Durant to the throne of the lowest scoring all-star votes!"
Under the title, not only ESPN hacked his article, but also a short video of more than ten minutes. The content of the short video was the crazy mocking of several ESPN experts that ‘not fifteen is second’ to give Durantella a ticket.
Durant was also mocked.
"This is the most ridiculous canvassing I have ever seen!"
"If there is no canvassing that is not the fifteenth is the second, we will not notice Durant's ranking in the All-Star vote this year."
"Yes, who cares about such a scoring leader?"
"We should all be grateful not for the fifteenth and second, but for using his influence to put his idol on such a ridiculous stage!"
"Every time I see Durant's all-star votes, it makes people want to laugh. This TM is actually the NBA scoring leader's vote!"
"I swear that sending Durant to the NBA All-Star for Durantella is the most difficult task in human history!"
"Even if it ’s a miracle like Yes, he ca n’t do it. Yes can bring assists to Rondo and scoring champions to Durant, but he can never send Rondo and Durant Enter the All-Star stage! "
Nima is so hard!
Durant turned off the page angrily.
The most difficult task in human history came from a ranking in the Washington Post spoilers.
The Washington Post listed the top 10 impossible things in the world.
The Washington Post ranked this so-called Top Ten Impossible or the Top Ten Hardest Task as long as it was to satire current affairs.
For example, ranked second is the most famous big mouth in the United States, Playboy Chuan P.
The top ten impossible things selected by the Washington Post ranked second is that Sichuan P cannot become the president of the United States.
This is of course.
What makes Durant uncomfortable is that the difficulty of his selection to the All-Star this year is still above Sichuan P!
The Washington Post is disgusting!
Even more uncomfortable is that even if he knew that the Washington Post was disgusting him, he would have no choice.
Because now public opinion in the United States is disgusting him.
They are laughing at whether the fifteenth is the second unrestrained behavior.
"We are looking forward to the number of Durant's votes in the final round of the next All-Star vote. I believe that if fifteen is the second influence on the Internet, he can definitely vote for Durant 20,000. Durant's nickname changed from Du fifteen to Du 20,000! "
This is the last sentence of ESPN's mockery, not fifteen is the second to canvass for him.
Nothing harsh!
Durant really wants to be an All-Star this year!
He hadn't really thought about entering the All-Star game before.
He also knew that he did not have the power of an All-Star.
But seeing the situation of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue, to say that the NBA players do not have some other ideas, it is deceiving themselves.
What's more, he wasn't Rondo and their trash salted fish.
He is a person supported by five million direct fans and tens of millions of indirect fans.
If he can really be as "shameless" as the Chinese fans who voted for Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue, his votes will definitely break millions or even millions in minutes?
Durant saw the votes of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue after the first round of all-star voting and acted, with full expectation and hope!
The result of a month of action is so bitter.
The votes of Yi Jianlian and Sun Yue are getting higher and higher.
His votes did not increase much.
He even made him a laughing stock in the end, not the fifteenth and the second.
Finally Durant gritted his teeth and landed on Twitter again.
Yes14 ...
Looking at this page on the computer that he has refreshed without knowing how many times.
Yes, Twitter today is still quiet.
The update frequency of Yes on Twitter is also very active.
But there is no Twitter for the supersonic players to vote.
Seriously, they have no face to ask Yes to help them vote.
Yes, they really want to solicit votes for them. Many media throughout the United States will certainly ridicule Yes like Chinese fans on the other side.
Do n’t you know what your teammates are?
Give them votes, want to let them into the All-Star?
Are you as ignorant as your teammates?
It doesn't matter whether the media in the United States now ridicule him for his lack of self-knowledge or for the fifteenth of the second and no self-knowledge.
He just wanted to be an All-Star!
Not only does he want to enter the All-Star game, he also wants to enter the Dream Eight team for the 2008 Olympics!
The most impossible task in human history?
Durant's right hand is refreshing the web page with fluke and hope.
Even if he knew it was impossible for Yes to canvass for him, he was looking forward to it.
Because Yes is his last hope to enter the All-Star.
"Yes updated again!"
When Durant's mouse was about to go bad, Yeez's twitter was finally updated.
Almost at the same time, Durant and Rondo showed strong anticipation on their faces.
But soon, the expectations on both faces disappeared.
Posts that are not canvassing for yourself, but simply reposting posts.
And it's a repost of advertisement.
Does Yes have the ability to send them to the All-Star?
Neither Durant nor Rondo is sure.
It ’s not completely uncertain.
Yes, the possibility of sending them to the All-Star is far lower than the possibility of not sending them.
Take coconut flour as an example.
They like Yes, but they hate Durant and Rondo at the same time.
In this mood, even with Yes's canvassing, those who are willing to vote for Durant and Rondo will be much lower than those who do not.
However, no matter how low the probability is, it is also probable. As long as there is a probability, it is promising.
Although the Twitter update for Yes this time is not a canvassing Twitter.
But Durant and Rondo still clicked in.
This is a Twitter of Yes Sports under Amazon.
"Yes power helps superstar moments, win surprise gifts for Yes superstar voting, Yes signed photo, Yes signed star card, Yes signed sneakers for free, each one is unique and unique!"
Durant and Rondo, who had just habitually tweeted Yes on Twitter, saw this official push from Yes Sports, and they were both stunned.
"Ten thousand copies of the basic gift, and a Yes superstar was selected as the All-Star and sent out 10,000 copies!"
"Two Yes superstars were selected and 100,000 copies were sent!"
"Three Yes superstars were selected and one million copies were sent out!"
"Show your polls and participate in events both online and offline."
This official push from Yes Sports not only has these announcements, but also videos.
The video is very short, just ten seconds.
"To bankrupt us, vote for us."
The video also showed all-star votes for the three Yes superstars in the third stage.
Yees leads Roy in second place by more than two million votes.
The second Roy leads the third Kobe by more than 100,000 votes.
The two entered the All-Star Game and held a match.
Compared with these two, Durant's poor 10,000 votes are so dazzling.
Yes and Roy don't need canvassing at all!
Yes, is this solicitation for me? !
Durant froze.
On the other side of Seattle, Rondo was terribly black.
Why am I not a signed star of Yes Sports!
Is Bezos stupid!
"Yes ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Is it necessary to do this step?"
Yesh turned off the page, this is the first time he tweeted.
"It's up to you on the domestic side."
Wang Han was helpless.
She knew very well that Yes was pushing herself into the fire pit.
Although this way of canvassing solved the problems within the team, but ...
All over the United States, there are many people waiting to see Yesi's joke.
Promote a player who is unlikely to enter the All-Star game?
It's really hard ...