Chapter 41:
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I Will Die If I Don’t Give Birth To The Male Lead!
- Coral Tree
- 1734 characters
- 2021-03-04 04:35:57
Le Shui Maple Leaf Kindergarten Class.
When school time came, the children in the class were picked up one by one, and only a few parents had something to do.
Lu Fanfan didn't know where he caught a small praying mantis with a big little finger, and ran into the class. He mysteriously said to Zhou Junkai, "Look, I caught a praying mantis."
Zhou Junkai is much fatter than him, and the two often fight, and this morning Zhou Junkai also snatched a lollipop that he had secretly hidden.
Zhou Junkai snorted, "It hurts when a mantis catches a person, it hurts you to death."
Lu Fanfan: "This one doesn't hurt, don't believe me."
As he said, he put his hand in front of the mantis sickle and was caught.
He looked indifferent, "I see it, it doesn't hurt at all. If you don't believe me, try it."
Zhou Junkai did not resist the temptation, and carefully stretched out his hand, Mantis immediately stretched out his sickle and gave him a vicious gesture.
"Wow!" The little boy's cry and Lu Fanfan's arrogant laugh rang at the same time.
The teacher hurried over to coax Zhou Junkai, and said to Lu Fanfan with a headache: "You bullied the kids again."
Lu Fanfan laughed and released the praying mantis, "He loves to cry too much, he is ashamed, a man, he cries all day long..."
Zhou Junkai: "Wow!"
Lu Fanfan: "Hahahahahahaha..."
Zhou Junkai: "Woo, why don't you hurt..."
Lu Fanfan proudly stretched out his finger, "Because I painted 502 on my hand hahahaha."
teacher:"……"
After a while, the teacher decided to scare him: "502 can't wash it off."
Lu Fanfan was stunned for an instant.
It just so happened that there was a notification from the teacher outside that someone from Lu Fanfan was here.
The teacher led Lu Fanfan to the gate of the school and saw a tall and beautiful woman in a white dress, sunglasses, flaming red lips and long hair.
When Lu Fanfan saw someone, he immediately became happy and shouted: "How...good aunt, why are you here to pick me up today?"
The big beauty spoke, but it was the man's voice: "Hmm, your grandfather is sick and your mother is going to work, so I have to come."
The teacher knew Wang Hao, but every time he saw him, he was first amazed, and then he was shocked when he spoke.
He sent Lu Fanfan out in a daze, and talked about 502.
Wang Hao nodded, signaled that he knew, and got into the car with Lu Fanfan in his arms.
Lu Fanfan sighed with a look of a small adult: "It's so pitiful, any unlucky ghost will fall into Sister Ran's hands, alas, it's so pitiful. It's worse than I was stuck with 502."
Wang Hao: "You can try to stick your little next time."
Lu Fanfan covered his crotch with horror, "Auntie, are you the devil? Why are you more scary than Sister Ran."
Wang Hao grinned.
In the small poker court, four men were playing mahjong, Liu Kui suddenly pushed the cards, "Well! Five hundred per person, hurry up."
The other three sighed for a while and took out their mobile phones to transfer his Alipay.
At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly kicked open. The four people quickly put away their mobile phones, took out the change in their pockets and threw them on the card, continuing with a calm start.
Liu Kui looked at the change at hand and moved his hand to hide a five yuan piece.
A man and a woman walked in.
The policewoman in the lead was pretty heroic and amazed.
Liu Kui: "Officer Lu, it's worth a trip when we play a small card?"
Lu Ranran went over, squeezed a mahjong tile, turned it over, and looked at the change on the table again.
Liu Kui said, "Five and ten small cards, Officer Lu, this is not illegal."
Others also responded.
Lu Ranran pulled a stool over, sat next to him, leaned against the gambling table, squeezed a card in his hand, and circled, saying, "I didn't come here for gambling. Liu Kui, what did you do last night? , Tell me honestly."
Liu Kui is a well-known thief, and he is embarrassed with a few thief-like guys, and goes to the rich people to find out.
After stealing things and getting addicted, they put them back, so that many people don't know that the things in their homes have gone back and forth.
Liu Kui: "I...I'm not itchy hands. I went to a house for a round... But I promise, I took a watch and returned it later. You know the thief, I can't control it. ."
Lu Ranran: "Anything else?"
Liu Kui: "I also watched the live erotica for a while. Don't look at the age of the two protagonists. They are doing so intensely. I have to ask the man another day, what did I eat so badly."
Lu Ranran: "Well, I understand."
She stood up, "Xiao Zhao, take everything away."
Zhao Ming who was following her immediately responded, "Yes."
He took out the handcuffs.
The four were shocked.
Liu Kui: "No, Officer Lu, why are you arresting me? Theft is not what I want, so I took a watch and went back..."
Lu Ranran took out the mobile phone from him, held his hand to open it, and clicked on Alipay. At this moment, several tens of thousands of funds were exchanged.
Lu Ranran: "Gather a crowd to gamble. Take it away."
Liu Kui: "Fuck Lu Ranran, you...Oh, the police are beating someone!"
Lu Ranran gave him a kick and said coldly: "Damn, you stole my house yesterday!"
When they left, they also shocked the two who were very affectionate, and Lu Zhengyu was almost frightened.
I didn't get over all day today.
Liu Kui was stunned, "Oh my god, Officer Liu, I was wrong, it turned out that it was your parents, I really don't know..."
The other three were also dumbfounded and scolded one after another:
"Damn Liu Kui, you are fat enough, you dare to steal from the police!"
"Fuck Police Officer Liu, it's enough for you to catch Lao Liu, let me go."
"Yes, yes, it's enough to catch Lao Liu, how innocent we are..."
Lu Ranran: "I have something to say in the bureau."
Liu Kui said suddenly: "The police officer Lu, if you catch me, you will catch me, but there is one thing I can't worry about. Please be accommodating."
Lu Ranran: "Say."
Liu Kui: "My son, no one will take care of it, look..."
Lu Ranran: "Xiao Zhao, take care of his son for him."
Zhao Ming: "Yes!"
When he came out, he held a brown Teddy in his arms.
Sun, Liu Kui's son turned out to be a dog!
And this time.
The capital, Huiri Building.
Huang Yankun sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs tilted and said, "Hey, Ji Zeyang, you are also true. You will not return to Leyang for six years. Isn't it just a broken love? It's a big deal."
Ji Zeyang lowered his head and knocked on the keyboard, frowning slightly: "It has nothing to do with that."
If it weren't for Huang Yankun to mention it, he would never remember that he still had such a first love.
Ridiculous and ridiculous first love.
He really doubted whether he was lowered his head and could do so many terrible things.
Huang Yankun: "Okay, it's okay. But I heard that you invested in a new drama of the Ministry of Public Security to promote your new product. The shooting location is in Leyang, can you come?"
Before Ji Zeyang could speak, the secretary suddenly knocked on the door and came in and said, "Ms. Du, President Ji, here."
Ji Zeyang: "Let her come in."
When the voice fell, the charming and pretty girl jumped in and called out, "Uncle, are you finished?"
Huang Yankun's face instantly became very weird, "You...you asked her to call you uncle?!"
Ji Zeyang glanced at him: "Is there a problem?"
Huang Yankun opened his mouth without making a sound.
He looked at the girl who came in, named Du Hanyan, a popular little flower in the limelight, charming and charming, and Lu Ranran completely different types.
Du Hanyan walked over and asked: "Uncle, I'm going to film in Leyang, can you come? Didn't you grow up in Leyang before, take me around by the way."
Ji Zeyang: "I will make time to go there, but I'm afraid I don't have time to accompany you. If you really want to go shopping..."
He turned his head to look at Huang Yankun: "Let him accompany you."
Huang Yankun: "...Me???"
Fuck, Ji Zeyang, this little bitch, is getting darker!
In Leyang City Public Security Bureau, Zhao Ming ran into the director's office with Lu in his arms with a Teddy.
Director Zhang saw Lu Ranran with a serious face and said, "I'll give you a task. Finish it well."
Lu Ranran sat down in a chair, "What task?"
Director Zhang: "Isn't there a crew coming to Leyang to film a movie in the Ministry of Public Security in a few days, you go to the actor who plays the heroine, what is his name, Du Hanyan, as the action guide."
Lu Ranran pointed at himself incredulously: "Me???"
Director Zhang said in a huff: "People are actresses, except you, let the old man go? And they have designated the heroine who will save the kindergarten children, who will you not go?!"
It is a coincidence that Lu Ranran entered the police system.
Two years ago, she went to the kindergarten to pick up the annoying spirit and went home, but she did not expect to encounter a neuropath who avenged the society and rushed in with a knife and hacked the child.
The people around were scared and stupid. I thought it was another vicious incident that caused a sensation across the country. I didn't expect to meet Lu Ranran.
When the police arrived, the man had been beaten to the point of crying and crying. Seeing the police was like seeing a savior.
Then Lu Ranran became famous in a battle, and later he was dug in by the current director for some reason.
Lu Ranran: "My day!"
Director Zhanghu glared, and said angrily: "Who is your day?!"
Lu Ranran pointed a very wise finger to the side, and said, "Hi."
Zhao Ming, who was caught by the sun for no reason: "...I am."
Director Zhang is even more angry: "Who do you want to Japan?!"
There were only three people in the office. Zhao Ming looked around. Zhang Ju and Sister Ran couldn't afford it anymore, so he had to point to Teddy in his arms with a sad face, and said, "...it."
Teddy who was beaten by the sun: "Wow!"
Director Zhang: "That's it."
Sister Ran succumbed shamefully under the oppression of the power: "Yes, leadership."