: 1902 I ask you a question (seeking a monthly pass)

--- "Aigis".
It is a very famous shield in Greek mythology.
In Greek mythology, the shield called "Ess" has two sides.
One side is owned by Zeus.
One side is for Athena.
Both shields were created by the forged Hephaestus.
The former is made of goatskin, but it is full of magical power, even the direct blow of the Thunder can not cause any damage to it, and if you wave it, it will generate a storm, and when it is placed in the sky, the sky will become dark. And when Zeus picks it up, the sky will be fine.
In the latter case, the words and functions of "fear", "battle", "violent", "tracking", etc. are added to the four corners. The central part is the head of the snake-haired banshee Medusa. Anyone who sees this shield will become a fossil.
Because of this legend, the name Ezes is often used to describe things that are extremely strong and hard.
Even the most important integrated surface warship combat system in the US Navy is named after it.
Now, the artifacts with the same name are here.
"The last master of the game was a brave candidate who was summoned from a different world. With this armor, he has been fighting at the forefront. He has never been hurt under the protection of this armor, no matter what kind of fierce battle he faces, until In the end, I have not lost to anyone until I die because of illness."
Chris looked straight at the holy shrine called Ezes, as he whispered to himself.
"You have been protecting your own master until the end, it’s really hard for you..."
The expression of Chris, who is screaming like this, is not as big as the past, nor is it like a nerve shackle just like it, but a kind of gentle color that is like a detachment in the world.
It is gentle, holy, and beautiful.
That's right.
It is like a goddess.
"Chris?"
This time, the turn of the party looked at Chris with a surprised expression.
"what happened?"
Chris responded and smashed his head in front of him.
On his face, just the incredible gentle color has disappeared without a trace, returning to the usual hearty.
"……It's nothing."
The square pressed down the inner feelings of some surprises, shrugged and perfunctory.
"It’s a strange assistant." Chris suddenly said this in a whisper, and then said: "Since we have found the artifact, let us move it out."
Said, Chris is ready to go forward.
however…
"Before that, let's say hello first."
The side held Chris's shoulder and looked straight at Ezes.
"Assistant?"
Chris is unknown, so it’s up.
However, there was no explanation in the Fang, but it was directed at Edus.
"Well, don't pretend, my soul-killing skills have already been detected, and I am still wondering why there is such a subtle breath, and now I understand."
Because what the skill detects is not the life that can become an enemy, but an object that may become an enemy.
"Holy Ezes, should you be self-conscious?"
Fang made a speech that made Chris horrified on the spot.
Then there was a silence in the air.
After half a ring...
"At least in the name of the armor, use the honorific words of "Mr. Ezes", the impolite little devil.

When such a frivolous and frivolous voice was introduced into Chris and Chris's ears, Chris was completely frozen, regardless of the side.
"God... artifacts can talk? This... this is something I don't know!"
Chris seems to have really not expected this thing, completely stiff there.
But Ezes was complaining about his voice as he just woke up and yawned.
"I said, what do you do not sleep in the middle of the night? Are you a servant who will help me with maintenance? I have said it a few times, don't let a group of old and old people take care of me. If you want to maintain it, look for a good face." A cute servant with a good temper, it’s best to be said by me, "Little cute, don't use cloth, you can actually use a softer thing to help me rub the body, like the pair of dirty chests." I won't knock my soft maid with a feather duster.

The frivolous and frivolous sound, in less than half a second, became extremely bad.
"........."
"........."
This moment, whether in the calm or the intimate Chris, is silent.
And Ezes is still complaining.
"What's wrong? What are you stupid to do there? Let the soft maid come over, I can't move my body recently, I feel that my body is stiff, and then the joints will rust, so let the maids come soon. Take care of me, squeeze it with my naked body and squeeze it on my body. If the other person is in good shape, then I will be merciful and it will be okay for her to enter my body."
This is completely sexual harassment.
The party was silent for a while and looked at Chris.
"Is this artifact really necessary for collection?"
It's better to say that if you can, you still want to cut it off.
"...I can't understand your feelings, but in this case you have to be patient, assistant." Chris said with a stiff smile, "To some extent, let this artifact stay It is also very dangerous in the world, and my task is to recycle dangerous artifacts. This extremely dangerous artifact will let me take it to seal."
Chris's words made Ezes finally aware of the anomaly.
"I said, you dressed like this, it seems that it is not the servant of this mansion?" Ezes's tone changed, like Chris, stiffly said: "Dress this way, Still coming at this time, you should not actually be..."
In the tentative words of Ezes, Chris sighed.
"Don't worry, although we are a thief who can't see the light, it is a thief, it won't be like you." Chris got right, said: "Alice... Sir, we invaded here, mainly The purpose is not to let the artifact fall into the hands of the aristocrats, so as not to be exploited. If possible, we hope to borrow your strength once again, find a new owner for you, and let you be active again. On the battlefield, resist the Devils and save the world."
Chris’s sinful words were exchanged in a very serious response from Ezes.
"Then I ask you a question."
"Excuse me."
"Can the new owner be a beautiful woman with a sharp back?"
"……Ugh?"
"Quickly answer me!"
"I... I don't know, but since it is going to the battlefield, it should be more likely for men..."
"...this way."
In the face of Chris's sly answer, Ezes took a deep breath.
Looking at this scene, the mind of the party has an unpredictable feeling.
And the next second, the unknown pre-test.
"Come on! Someone robbed armor ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
The screams of Ezes resounded throughout the house.