Chapter 11: God stick appears

Section 11
Cangtian, I heard it right, even asked me to be a stick! As soon as Lao Zi got married to the two beauties, he was beaten by his dad. This is good. Before I saw the emperor, I met a monk. There is no professional ethics. Is n’t this a pity? I do n’t want to be a monk.
The angel was still smiling there, but Li Tian looked at him as if he was a beating face. Anger starts from the heart, and the evil grows toward the courage. He does nothing and never ends. It ’s a big deal that I will die again and go to another country. I do n’t need a passport anyway.
"How about, the child of God, don't hurry to give your master, that is, the deity to salute." The deity is still intoxicated by himself.
"I said, this elder brother, you are a few years younger than me, and I still have a lot of things to do. So, I can't participate in your organization, and I want to live a normal person's life." Look at the angel.
The angel, who was still intoxicated himself, almost fell to the ground in surprise, "What? You dare to disobey God's command, you call my elder brother? You you ~~."
"Okay, don't pretend to be elegant with me. In the past, we were peers. It's not easy for you to be a magical stick. From now on, we won't be guilty of rivers or waters." Looking at this stupid, Li Tian really didn't want to Crack down on his self-confidence.
"God, forgive me, he turned out to be the devil in hell. You wait, I will ask Your Majesty to tell you to be a poor forever, no, tell you to be an eunuch." God's angry face was a little deformed .
"Mom, I dare to intimidate Lao Tzu, it's too vicious. I call you to intimidate, I call you eunuch, I call you ..." Li Tian was beaten up, but fortunately there was no one around, Master Liu thought he had any secrets from the gods. Things, so everyone is removed.
"Ah! ~~ God, ~~ My Sun God ~~ The God Envoy fights with you." The God Screamer, who was still screaming, went crazy, grabbed Li Tian's hair, clamped his legs, and put Unprotected Li Tian stumbled to the ground and the two rolled into a ball.
"Mom, you dare to play yin, I don't want to kill you a stick." Li Tian also said to grab it, but when he touched his bald head, he remembered that he took a big advantage in this respect. , Grab your ears if you can't grab your hair. God, why are two shrews tearing their wives.
Li Tian also fought in the past, plus the chopping firewood and water in the past six months, the body is also tough. But at this moment Li Tian knew that the most tired thing in the world was the shrew tearing up his wife's frame. After a while, the two were tired and panting, but no one let go.
"You let me loose"
"You let go first"
"Mom compares"
"You are a bitch"
My day, I finally made this stick anxious and started scolding. Scolding from the sky to the ground, and from the animal to the plant, the two scolded the ghosts and wept, and even cursed a tie.
Two faces were splattered with Tumo Xingzi, one hand grasped the hair, one hand grasped the ear.
"Boy, you are kind. No one dared to treat me like this in Daan. I really admire you."
"You are a stick, every day people are pretending to be polite, but I didn't expect to scold people better than Lao Tzu."
"One another, you are not bad, you boy let go, I will not trouble you."
"Rely, who are you covered, I also believe in the stick, tell you, if you don't solve the problem today, I will pull you even if I die, anyway, I am not afraid of wearing shoes."
"Mom, what do you want."
"Give me a guarantee."
"Well, I swear in the name of God ~~"
"Stop, I don't believe that guy, change the method." Without giving it a bit of truth, Li Tian was not fooled.
"How about you grandma, what do you want to call me." The stick is really anxious, he has suffered such grievances.
"Write a guarantee that you will never raise this matter again in the future, and no retaliation is allowed."
"Damn, better than a monkey, write as you write, but you are not allowed to tell what is happening today, otherwise I will not let you go."
"Okay, let me call one, two and three to let go."
Both were sitting on the ground. Li Tian's scalp was sorely hurt, and the ear of the stick was also widened by Li Tian's ears and shoulders.
The stick looked at Li Tian viciously, his teeth biting rattled.
"Look what you see, there are pens and paper on the table, write it. Just now I didn't care, I asked you to grab your hair and don't write. Let's fight again, but this time, it looks good to you." The knife came to the hand and played a few knives.
This really scared the stick, "You, you, you still want to kill me."
"Hey, I don't kill you, just engrave the word" beast "on your face, and see that you still have a face to go out as a stick." For this kind of face-loving stick, this is more ruthless than killing him .
"Damn, write it, but you are not allowed to read it. Otherwise, I will never write it even when I am done."
"You can rest assured that this is my amulet. How can I tell another person to see it in this world, then I will not die, and we will be dependent on each other from now on."
The stick also understands that as long as he doesn't look for Li Tian's things, Li Tian will not dare to take it out. After all, even if he is finished, the emperor will kill Li Tian for his face.
"After reading the letter of guarantee written by the stick in his hand, he was also asked to press the fingerprint and stamped the personal seal he carried with him. Li Tiancai smiled at him with confidence.
"Laughing fart, look at me like this, and this dress, how to get out."
"Cut, say you are stupid, you are really stupid, and ask your person to bring you clothes, and then ask Mr. Liu's men to carry out the bath water. Let's wash and change clothes in this room before going out. I said you won't panic. "
Finally, regardless of whether the stick disagreed or not, he shouted to the outside of the door, "Come here, God made the adults have orders."
The stick pointed at Li Tian with a trembling hand and said the words "shameless".
Master Liu ’s men heard the cry and immediately went outside the door, so they dared not come in:
Dear Lord God, please command.

The stick cleared his throat and sacredly said to the door: "The great sun god, just lowered the metaphor, this god's child Li Tian, ​​will be blessed by the supreme blessing to wash his sins Heart. Go to a bath basin filled with clear water, and ask my servant to send him a brand new robe. Then go and give this sinful child a new outfit. I want to turn on the light of God to eliminate his previous Sin Karma. Go, children of God, Alassia. "
I am a mother, worthy of being a high-level stick, the realm is so high, even the indifference can't be separated from God, in front of him, Li Tianshen feels that his level has declined.
After a while, the four big men came in with a big bath, and the servant also brought in two clothes. A few people didn't lift their heads, retired reverently, and walked smoothly to the door. Li Tian secretly glanced from the door, and even Master Liu stood excitedly outside the door. Yeah, this is the blessing of the sun god, which few people can enjoy.
"Magic stick, why did you become the supreme stick so young, talk about it, I also learned one hand and exchanged experiences." Now that the two are grasshoppers on a rope, let's talk about the heartbeat first, and pull each other. Enter feelings. Besides, the two of them are now naked in a wooden barrel, and they are really honest.
"I warn you not to call me a stick again."
"Okay, don't call when there are people, okay, let's talk."
"That was a long, long time ago ..."
"Stop, I don't want to listen to Arab stories, just do something."
"My day, UU reading www.uukanshu.com" God stick scolded, and then said: "The former deity is my master, he passed it to me when he died."
"It's finished, is that simple?"
"Damn it, you're never finished, I'm hungry." Shen Bang said very dissatisfied.
"It's not easy to do, look at me." After that, he yelled at the door: "Come here, God is making spells and needs support. Please send some wine and food to come in."
The stick said very loudly: "Great sun god, although you are extremely kind, please accept your servant's most sincere support, Alassia."
There was a busy time outside the door. At this time, Master Liu was no longer there, and there were servants and sticks to listen outside the door.
Li Tian and Shen Bang looked at each other, and at the same time, extended the elder mother's finger and said in unison: "Admiration"
Hey, I didn't expect to be naked with a and a magic stick as soon as I entered Beijing. I drank a little wine naked, and the world was really crazy.
To make a long story short, sent away the sacred and inviolable envoy, and Liu Xueshu arranged for Li Tian to live in Liu Mansion, waiting for His Majesty's Xia Zhao Sheng.
Liu University clerk is busy every day to see no one, Li Tian still read more books to understand this crazy society. Otherwise, if your majesty makes a mistake, Xiaoming might not be able to protect her.
Had not been calm for a few days, but was interrupted by the sissy of a father-in-law.