Chapter 13: Despicable and shameless

Section 13
These days, Liu Dong graduated with a sigh and thought that he had found a good helper. He didn't expect to call Qian Li, the courtier of the ritual department, but the official went up and became a governor of death. It became the realm of Da'an in name only. Da'an had no soldiers or soldiers at all. He said it was a good governor. It was said that the unpleasant point was to fill the army and distribute it.
This time the emperor's majesty was generous, he transferred 5,000 soldiers and horses to Lidu with Chao Tian, ​​and gave 100,000 two-grain silver. However, there is a condition that no more military sounds and no vassals of the governor will be issued within three years, but Lord Envoy only brought forty servants and slaves.
Li Tian rode a white horse, wearing the Governor's robe, and the five thousand soldiers behind him had their armor bright, and a held a governor's flag with the word 'Li' on it.
The angel was standing in a four-horse-drawn luxury car, facing the crowd seeing off, pretending to be sacred and inviolable, preaching there: "Children of the Sun God, the light will always shine on you, I will soon I will be back, Alassia. "The crowd roared with joy, and the stick smiled with satisfaction.
"Disgusting, this group of people is really sick!" Li Tian shouted, "The army is open."
With a single order, more than 5,000 people walked out of the capital with mighty force. Li Tianke had never ridden a horse. He just pretended to be arrogant in the city. As soon as he left the city, within a few miles, his buttocks could not bear it. Waving "Stop", the horse stopped.
"Why did it stop?" Asked the messenger with his head puzzled.
"Then, if you go away, I have a secret to tell Lord God."
The governor and the envoy were about to speak. That must be a secret event. Li Tian ’s guards and soldiers withdrew suddenly seven or eight meters away, forming a circle and alerting them there.
"Well, I said God Stick, discuss something with you. You see that your car is so big and you are bored. So, the Governor will put down the shelf and go in to chat with you. It ’s not lonely on the road, Even if we quarreled. "Just when I saw this car, Li Tian had the intention to go in.
"This is a special vehicle for the emissaries, and you can't even sit under the emperor's majesty, do you think it is possible." The eyes of the stick were full of sinister smiles.
"Then, I can't ride a horse." My day, I must force myself to tell the truth.
"Hey hey, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, laugh to me, my earth god, you finally open your eyes and ask this shameless guy to suffer along the way, it is best to turn his upside down, from the navel to the Let him fork, and I praise you, Alassia. "The of the stick is really Coca-Cola.
"Your mother compares it, and I'll tell Lao Tzu not to get up." Li Tianzhen wanted to find a brick to flatten his face.
"Hey, the great once told me to take someone's car and ask others to go over their ass! Sorry, it's really embarrassing." The stick is still the expression of beating.
"Well, everyone listen, I have a guarantee, this is ~~" Li Tian took out the guarantee of the stick.
Before I finished speaking, I listened to the hurried cries of the stick, "My earth god, Lord Governor, I just received the oracle of God, calling you to come to God's car, great God, you see how loving you are. . "
Li Tian looked at the stick with a smile, and waved his hand, "Brothers, start to move forward, take my horse, and find me in the car of Lord God Envoy if there is something to report."
Li Tian walked into the car and saw, my God, the car is really big, even put a bed, and also covered with a silver fox fur. Damn, this stick would really enjoy it. Before Li Tian sat down, the stick swooped in and cursed: "Dare you dare to threaten me with my guarantee, Lao Tzu and you are endless , You must strangle you while you are asleep. "
"Pay attention to your behavior and qualities, but you are a messenger. Don't swear swear words all day long. Besides, you can't curse the governor." Li Tian pushed away the stick and ignored him. Touching it, I also want to open the small silver box next to it and see what is inside.
"Stop it, if you dare to open it, I will desperately work with you." The stick looks really anxious.
Oh, forget it. The less secret things, the better.
"Okay, let's talk about it again. Why are you pushing me there? My heart is dark enough. If I die, you will be at ease, isn't it." Li Tianban lay in bed , Looking at the stick.
"Don't know what's wrong, I became the governor all at once, and thank you not so well." The stick said sternly.
"Thank you for your head, the governor who sent you to death. You didn't look at how much money Liu Dong graduated like in the past two days. I know that you are not as good as a magic stick. I can't run you anyway. I will die together. "After that, I stretched my waist and hummed a little song in my mouth while lying on the bed ~~ 'I am waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back ~~'.
"Well, good thinking, I tell you, I will leave a few people after I get there, and I will come back. Then you will wait for death. Haha, I will cry for you in the capital, hey, such a good opponent is being held by a wild man. Cruel, pitiful, pitiful. "The stick completely exposed the rogue's respect.
"Cut, stupid, if you don't come back, you have to make the final decision. That's my place. I have the final decision. Please, please wake up."
"Are you dare to hijack this God Envoy? That is to destroy the Nine Clan."
"Oh, really when you are a messenger, tell you, in front of me, you are a fart."
"Fuck me down, don't lie down on my bed, insult my bed." The stick was anxious again, and he started when he came up.
"Your dog day caught my hair again, I shot you to death, shot your bald head, ah, put your mouth ..."
The four horse-drawn carts were constantly fighting and screaming, and the car box also wobbled. The chauffeur, who was a faithful servant of God, was startled when he heard the conversation and fighting in the car. With a ‘gap’ on the mouth, the chin fell off, and the God made the adult in his mind, but it was sacred and inviolable, how could he swear swearing, and fight. Besides, I have never seen anyone who dares to disrespect the God. He has never seen one in a hundred years. He is still a Governor. If he wants to help, it is not something he can cause. A bad one, the Governor has the power to kill.
Hey, just don't know, just get my car and call them to fight. Noble moral character and professional ethics make the driver flick the whip, he doesn't hear the things in the car, and he concentrates on catching the car.
After the halftime break, tired Li Tian grabbed an apple and gnawed it. The stick did not show weakness, peeling a banana and filling it in his mouth.
"The surnamed Li, you and his grandmother must pull me, even if I push you into the fire pit, but as long as you let me go back, I can say a few words in the emperor's words, you can still return to the capital." Panting.
"Go back? Why do you go back! I don't want to go back, to be honest, as soon as I told me to come out, I was happy in my heart, hehe hey I am dead, haha."
"You are sick, you must be sick, you want to go to hell, don't hold me."
"Hey, if the hearts of my team are broken, it will not be easy to bring. I will lack a political commissar. You are the best person to do political ideological work, take out your deceitful tricks, and call the following people. Unified thinking, hey, talent is rare. "Li Tian finally stated his purpose.
"Don't even think about fucking, tell me to mix with you, you're the oldest. Laozi, but God's Envoy, I'll call you a pig in my next life, I will curse you if I don't eat or drink." God Roaring arrogantly.
The driver was almost insane, scared, my earth god, impossible, absolutely impossible, this is not the voice of God ’s Master, absolutely not. I confess to God. I stole a jujube for God last year, so I was punished for hallucinations today. I'm sorry God, forgive me, I still have two children. Poor coachman, crying when he was driving.
"I said stick, don't say it's you, I've never been afraid of going to hell, don't believe it, I can tell you that in two years, I can turn it into a paradise on earth, and Chaodu will become this The most prosperous place in the world. And you do n’t mix with me, we are at the same level, when the wind is going to wind and rain, and drinking beautiful wine every day. I will open a few sauna centers, which is the place to take a bath Let some beautiful ladies give you a touch and play a livelihood. By the way, beauty is not dead for you, much more comfortable than you in Beijing, do n’t tell me you have never been a woman. "
Under Li Tian's sweet words, the stick was a little bit tempting. He looked at Li Tian for a long time and asked, "Why did you find me?"
"Because you are very shameless."
The stick said solemnly: "You mean this guy, I appreciate it very much, good deal."
"Well, mean and shameless, invincible in the world." The four hands were tightly held together, Li Tianzhen wanted to shout, Comrade! We finally met with victory. UU reading www. uukanshu.com
"My great god, please forgive us. If I see a beauty in the future, I will be the first one ~~ Of course I will dedicate it to you after I run out, my god, Alassia." This stick He was not afraid that the sun was really anxious and beat him down.
This is no more than shameless to the highest level, such a shameless stick is really hard to find in the world, so talented! This is Li Tian's sincere evaluation of him.
Since everyone cooperates with each other, the stick has also played his special skills along the way. Every time he went to a place, he was under the banner of God, cheating on eating and drinking, not only saved a lot of expenses for Li Tian, ​​but also got a lot of benefits.
Many caravans and admirers of the gods also joined Li Tian's team. Li Tian's commitment to the caravan was to charge no tax for one year. A large number of grains were also purchased, enough for 100,000 people to eat more than half a year.
Also invited a large number of craftsmen, regardless of whether they work or not, every day they would eat and control and send forty yuan per month, if the start of work, the wages tripled. The stick also described the future of Chaodu in a unique compliment, but described Li Tian as a prodigal son. Slowly, Li Tian's team reached more than 15,000 people.
Walked for nearly a month, and finally came to Li Tian's site. When Li Tian and Shen Bang came out of the car, they looked up.
The stick said aloud with his sacred and inviolable expression: "Great sun god, I praise you, this is so beautiful, Alassia." Then he turned around and whispered: "Our cooperation is cancelled, mother Bi, this is where people live, I will go back tomorrow. "