Chapter 2: Blessed by misfortune

Section 2
The sentient beings in the legal world, not only have human beings on earth. In another space also live a group of different human beings. It's just that their development is very slow, which is equivalent to the cultural and technological level of ancient China on earth.
In a dilapidated temple, an old couple prayed prayerfully, "Great sun god, my elder couple is not too young. There are no children and no daughters. The family business, please express it. "
Finished, the old couple took out the offerings and put them on one by one. The old man lit three incense sticks and inserted them in the incense burner. The two old men bowed to the platform and bowed piously.
Just then, the sky was suddenly covered with clouds, a flash of lightning, and a big hole was smashed on the roof. A meat ball fell from the sky, thumped, and smashed the ground into a big pit one meter deep.
The whole shattered temple trembles, and the old couple scared ‘Pun’ sat on the ground until the clouds cleared and the sky returned to clear. The old couple were brave and crawled to the edge of the pit with trembling, staring at the pit with wide eyes. For a long time they were surprised to say nothing. A naked man was lying in the pit.
This is the reincarnation of the horse, and the moment he entered the mirror of reincarnation, the spirit body of the ghost world that he only felt suddenly disappeared. The flesh and soul consciousness exploded, and a new flesh was quickly generated. Under the huge impact, the bone that was just generated by the body was broken. The horse lying in the pit has been mixed with severe pain, but he seems to feel nothing, his eyes are open, his mind still thinking about the matter just now. After that, I was reincarnated and became a pig.
"Son, this is the Son God has given us. Old lady, look, the sun has appeared, and gave us such a son. Ooo, my old Li family has a future, thank you for the sun in the sky ... … "Said the two old men, crying excitedly.
Son? Do you still recognize pigs as sons? Even if you want to thank, it is the credit of the bull head and the horse face, what does it have to do with the sun god? Ma looked very puzzled at the two old men by the pit and turned his neck hard. Oh my god, I ’m not a pig, I ’m actually a person, and I ’m still a person with a memory of a previous life? Suddenly a huge sense of happiness made the horse fainted.
When Ma had opened his eyes again, he was already lying in the old couple's home, looking at the smiling old couple. After half a day of asking questions and asking questions, Ma had to accept his new identity and became Li Dafu's son ~~~ Li Tian. His new father said that it was given to them by God, so call it Li Tian. My mother has a loud name ‘Cuihua’.
Under the careful care of the old couple for more than a month, Ma has been! Oh, no, it should be Li Tian. The broken bone miraculously recovered, and I learned the general situation of this society from the mouth of the new parents.
This is a very peaceful feudal society, the name of the country is Daan. The social structure is similar to that of ancient China. There are seven neighboring countries around, but none of them is as strong as Da'an. The place where Li Tian lives is a fief named Marquis Wang Ping. For many years without war, people have always advocated literacy and militaryism. According to international practice, the quality of the people is not bad. What excites Li Tian the most is that all the Chinese are spoken here, and all of them are written in Chinese characters. According to them, they are Daan and Daan characters. This new home is also considered a good place for the old couple to save and eat.
Lay on the bed for more than a month, and finally walked down. Li Tian moved his body, looked at the commoner he was wearing, looked for a bronze mirror, and took a look at his face. Well, it's not bad. Although the bronze mirror doesn't look very clear, it's still pretty handsome in general. It doesn't generate a pig face. It looks like 16 or 7.
Since coming to this society, you can't always eat and work in vain. You have to make some money first.
When Li Dafu heard that Li Tian was going out to make money, he said nothing to ask Li Tian to go. My mother also said excitedly: "Son, my father and I are both older. The few acres of your family are yours. We can't bear you to go out and suffer."
Although they only got along for more than a month, the two old people's simple hearts really touched Li Tian. There was no way to live at home for another half a year. In the past six months, I chopped firewood and picked water every day. Of course, Li Tian also practiced the ‘Kung Fu’ that his predecessors knew. As a successful emotional scammer, effort is a must. In today's society, there is no blade. Li Tian made a very sharp knife in the blacksmith shop. After practice, a small knife flew up and down between Li Tian's fingers, and he was haunted. If anyone wants to steal something from him now, he will definitely be told what ‘I Li Tian is very angry and the consequences are very serious’.
The second is the calligraphy and painting learned in the previous life, but this is the basic skill as a 'famous' liar. Li Tian, ​​a former student, used his superb "Qin Qi Calligraphy and Painting" to deceive a woman who is a deep girl. It's an infatuation. You agree with your body. Hey, is it easy to be a liar?
When my father and mother knew that Li Tian could write, the old couple excitedly thanked the sun again. In this country, the people here very much believe in the sun god. They believe that the harvest of the earth and the wealth of the world are all given by the sun god.
Twenty-eight years of Da Anguo, the seventh month when Li Tian came to this society. The emperor Daan issued an edict, and every four years the deceased would be tested, and each prince took the top ten and entered the Beijing Palace for examination.
Hearing this news, Li Tian bitterly managed the work of the two old men, and finally agreed to him to participate in the scientific expedition.
The next day, my mother Cuihua prepared 60 eggs, 30 large cakes, and a small bag of broken silver for Li Tian. Li Tian knew in his heart that the bag of broken silver was saved by the old couple who were frugal. Dad Li Dafu's face with wrinkles, but strong eyes, sent Li Tian to the main city of the territory ~~ Pingdu.
Li Tian made a circle outside and sneaked back home, leaving the bag of broken silver. Repair a book, tell the old couple not to worry, Li Tian will not be hungry, knowing that my father and mother do not recognize words, they will also find someone to help. I glanced at this home for more than half a year before I left reluctantly.
From Li Tian's home to Pingdu, there are more than seventy miles. Li Tian has only a thin donkey to travel, and didn't rush to Pingdu until evening. Entering Pingdu, Li Tian didn't say anything and sold the thin donkey and sixty eggs to a guest shop for sale. Hey! It took less than two or two silvers, and 30 large cakes were given to the beggars on the roadside. It's really impossible to see the sample, only to show your empty hand to rob the rich and help the poor.
The first article of the scammers' code stipulates that we must pay attention to appearance no matter what time we are. Li Tian bought a decent coat and found an excellent guest house to stay. This is the second motto of the scammer. If you have money or no money, you have to stay in a first-class hotel.
"Small two, prepare some delicious side dishes for me, and order some fine shochu." Looking at the few pieces of broken silver left in my hand, I gave it to the second person without saying anything. "The rest is for you. . "
Dian Xiaoer's eyes immediately flashed countless small stars. In his eyes, Li Tian's identity also rose to a brand new state.
After eating and drinking, I have nothing on my body. It seems that if I do n’t get some money, I will definitely be rushed out of the shop very politely tomorrow. Under the diligent guidance of Xiao Er, he came to Yifangzhai, the most famous place for fireworks in Pingdu. Obviously it is a chicken coop, and it is really a bit of a mess to return these elegant names.
Li Tian walked into ‘Yi Fang Zhai’ in four steps, which was different from what he had imagined. I thought there was a group of flowers and willows surrounding him, what kind of ‘Young Master, Master ’s,’ shouted. As a result, there were a lot of literati and writers sitting on their own tables and tasting refreshments. He shook his head and listened to a long, pretty young girl playing Guzheng on the stage, and from time to time, there were people applauding, not even saying hello.
Is it difficult to say that the brothels in this society are different? Or is the quality of people so high? Where is this for fun? It is better than the order in which parliamentarians meet. Scanning the whole hall, I finally found a target, a fat guy. In the motto of the liar, the fat-headed guy is either hidden or an idiot. Looking at his fat body, his youthful pimples are probably belong to the latter. Standing two thin family members.
"This young man, the younger brother found that the whole hall was the most` `heavy" of the young man. I wonder if he could have a drink with Xiongtai? "Li Tian's face showed an admiring smile.
"The son is polite. Although I am outstanding, the person is still very humble. Don't be polite, please sit down. Come, come on a good pot of Daanchun, I invite." The fat man was very comfortable with Li Tiankua .
"Why is this so interesting, or I will please."
"Hey, little brother, you're welcome. I'm the one who likes to make friends, sit down."
Li Tian sat down embarrassedly, and after a conversation, he realized that everyone was waiting for a kuai named ‘Avon’, only to listen to her play a piece of fairy music, maybe he would be fortunate to have a knee talk alone.
My drunken lady, I really do n’t know what this group of silly B want to do, and spend a lot of money for this? How does the name "Avon" look like cosmetics? Hey, really give them two words ~~ sick.
"Isn't this son talking to the knee after talking to the 'Avon', the head girl must be very aquatic, and the feeling of being under him must also be very cool." Li Tian thinks these people must be like this. .
The fat man looked at Li Tian in surprise, his face changed, and scolded: "Vulgar! Very vulgar! God! This young master is a cultural person, how can he be so shameless, go to bed? You are insulting my great personality! You sat together, hum. "After that, he took Jia Ding to another table. Before leaving, he gave Li Tian a disgusted look.
God! Has the clientele been so noble this year? Even this pig-like guy looks down on me Li Tian. Being a man really fails, being a liar is even more a failure.
Just when Li Tian was depressed, an elegant fragrance floated into his nose. It was no wonder that the two handsome boys sat down. The other tables were almost full. The fat man had just left. As soon as he walked away, there was room for people.
Li Tian looked at the two a little disgusted, men and women, and women, with fragrance, wouldn't it be a pair of glasses? Looked carefully again, not right! Obviously two girls, but they have to pretend to be men, too old-fashioned. Laozi used to be so big in a woman's pile that he wanted to hide my eyes, hum, it was harder than staring. The two girls are really pretty long. With Li Tian's vision of women, they are definitely the best beauties.
Emotic liar's motto, passing by, can not be missed. Since it was delivered to the door, what are you waiting for? In Li Tian's experience, the deep palace complaints are not to mention, let alone the two little girls who just came out.
"The two sons, my younger brother, when I first came to Pingdu, I didn't expect that Pingdu was full of talents. The two temperaments were extraordinary. It seems that I came to participate in the scientific expedition. Little brother Li Tian, ​​I don't know if I can get to know the two." Li Tian showed a sincere smile. When he practiced this kind of smile before, he almost cheated himself in the mirror. He was very confident about this.
The slightly older girl smiled slightly, "The son is polite, our brothers also came to the expedition. She is my younger brother Wang Qing, my name is Wang Hong, and I am very happy to know Li Gongzi." Wang Qing also slightly Nodded.
Wow, the smile of the beauty is really intriguing, hold back, hold back, can't show his feet. Article 6 of Chapter 4 of the cheater's code, you can't show your brother's face in front of any woman. The surface of the comm is calm.
Li Tian had to say something, and suddenly there was a round of applause in the hall, pulling Li Tian's thoughts onto the stage. A classical beauty walked slowly to the stage, it seems that this is what they call the flower leader. Well, according to Li Tian's standards, it is indeed a beautiful woman, but it is still a little worse than the other two.
Hua Kui 'Avon' bowed slightly to the crowd and sat next to Guzheng. With the caressing of both hands, a series of sweet voices flowed out, and the hall was quiet, everyone was intoxicated by the music. Li Tian saw that the two fake boys next to him were also very obsessed with listening, so it was hard to disturb them again. Seriously, from now to now, although they played well, Li Tian was not interested at all. Hey, it's boring. I thought I could hear the authentic eighteen touches. These music scores and techniques are a bit monotonous. It seems that the times are different, at this level.
Came down, the applause thundered, and all of them were the same as eating `` Viagra '', with red eyes, and desperately clapping hands. Hey, Li Tian shook his head helplessly.
Wang Qing looked at Li Tian's expression and frowned slightly, "Li Gongzi, I don't know if Miss Avon played well, or?"
She didn't go down, Li Tian knew whether she wanted to say that she didn't understand the rhyme, and Wang Hong also looked at Li Tian. As a high-level scammer, this opportunity can't be missed. "This is the case. Miss Avon played very well, but the score and technique are still monotonous. If I improve it, I think it will be better." Because this The hall was a bit noisy, so Li Tian spoke louder, which annoyed a person, a super heavyweight.