Chapter 831: Spring 30 Niang (Part 1)

In the original work, Wuyue Mountain has always been dumb.
But today there is something wrong with the dumb, so let the blind man replace it.
The blind man is just a nickname, but he is not blind, but the one with the best eyesight on Wuyue Mountain.
He was called blind only because he handled many things like mentally retarded. So he was called blind.
At this time, the blind man brought Lin Yi to Wuyue Mountain.
It is still surrounded by earthen walls. Inside the earthen walls are several earthen houses. There is a two-story building in the center, which is a wooden structure.
There are a few tables in the yard, and a few people are sitting on the bench around the table.
The most central one is a middle-aged man with a stubble mouth and a sloppy look.
Lin Yi couldn't help laughing secretly when he saw this person.
Isn't this the second master played by Wu Mengda?
When the second master saw the blind man running in, he cursed: "Blind man, why are you panicking? Your mother is dead?"
"No, second master," the blind man said hysterically in her characteristic woman's voice, "someone is looking for a helper."
"What are you looking for to help the leader? Isn't it about murdering the leader?"
The second master is fierce and evil.
The people around also looked at Lin Yi at the door fiercely.
"No, second master, this hero is here to help the master."
"Just kidding, we help the hero, the world is unparalleled. Does he still need help? Does he need it?"
The second master asked those around him.
Those people shouted one after another: "No need!"
Then the second master tilted his head and slanted his eyes to look at Lin Yi: "You guy is dressed in a weird manner, and you are so fluently dressed, what are you doing here in Wuyue Mountain!"
Lin Yi smiled faintly, and said, "I said, I'm looking for your help."
The second master still wanted to speak, and behind those people, a voice said: "Second master, you have enough, you have robbed all of my lines."
Lin is quite familiar with this voice.
Anyone who has watched the Star Master movie will be familiar with this voice.
It was the voice of Shi Banyu, the voice actor of Lord Star.
The second master nodded quickly and said: "Help, I don't want to you up, I just want to help you share the pain and sadness in life."
While talking, the second master was separated from everyone.
The gang leader played by Xing Ye appeared.
He was lying on the back table with a flying beard, his left hand propped his head, and his right hand holding a ball fan, gently fanning.
He slowly opened his eyes and looked at Lin Yi: "You are looking for me, why?"
After opening his eyes like this, Lin Yi could see that this group of masters turned out to be cross-eyed.
This is the consequence of hitting the Kunlun Sect's Seven Injury Fist a few days ago.
Lin Yi said, "I'm here to help you."
"How to help?"
"You will know later."
"Oh. Then you come back later."
Lin Yi smiled and said, "If you come back later, I'm afraid it will be too late."
"Well. Your reason is very good, I have to keep you."
The leader said.
The second master hurriedly said: "Helper, you left him like this, is it too hasty?"
"Otherwise? Are you going to strip him naked, cut open his belly, and slice it for research before leaving?"
The helper stared at the second master.
The blind man next to him looked at the helper's anger, and couldn't help but commit a nympho: "The helper is so manly, he likes it so much."
Lin Yi said at this time: "Leader, according to my calculation, within a few days, a woman will come here. Everyone must be careful."
"woman?"
The helper's tongue rolled around his lips.
Others also laughed lewdly: "Hehehehe..."
"This woman is not an ordinary woman."
Lin Yi said.
The second master said with a smile: "Hey, of course it won't be an ordinary woman, hey hey..."
...
That night, in his free time, Lin also asked the system: "What is the mission of this plane?"
The system replied: "This time I will give you enough freedom. You can play whatever you want to do. After the plot is over, I will score you based on what you do. The higher the score, the reward evolution point. The more."
The system has always been very willful. No matter what tricks he makes, Lin is not surprised.
Soon, three days have passed.
This day is medium, these robbers in Wuyue Mountain are drinking in a big bowl and eating big pieces of meat.
The mute who was out looking out for the wind ran in quickly.
He kept gesticulating, his hips wriggling.
One person asked: "Why is the dumb screaming today? What is he going to say?"
The second master said: "A woman came outside."
The blind man asked: "Second boss, how do you know that you are a woman? Maybe it's a soldier."
The second master patted the blind man's head and said, "No wonder people say you are blind and didn't see the dumb writhing?"
"Wriggling, maybe hemorrhoids?"
Another person said.
The second master nodded deeply: "It makes sense. But even so, it's just a soldier with hemorrhoids. What are you afraid of? Hahahaha..."
Everyone also laughed.
Lin also saw this and knew that this was the woman who was coming.
He immediately returned to a dirt house behind.
There is no climax of the plot yet, and he doesn't need to interfere with the plot too much.
As soon as Lin Yi entered the house, she saw a woman at the door~EbookFREE.me~ This woman was dressed in a light gauze veil, and her posture was soft and charming.
When the bandits saw it, they all swallowed.
The second master even smiled obscenely, and said: "Lin Yi said that there will be women here, and they are coming. Hehe..."
The woman held a peach blossom in her hand, glanced at the people, and said: "The world is sinister and the north wind is bitter. A weak woman wants to find a place to rest and wash away the dust on her body."
The second master smirked and said, "Do you know where this is?"
The woman said, "This place is smoky, and everyone looks terrifying. It definitely doesn't look like an inn. Could it be... a black shop?"
The second master smiled and said: "Knowing that it is a black shop, would you dare to come in? Aren't you afraid that the sheep will enter the tiger's mouth?"
The woman smiled charmingly and said, "It's too early to say who is the sheep and who is the tiger. If the uncles are robbers, aren't you afraid that I am the head of robbers?"
"Where are you holy!"
The second master patted the table and slapped the bowl on the table into several pieces.
The blind man next to him was taken aback and shouted hysterically, "Ah-second master, your hands are bleeding."
The second master scolded: "Damn! This is my teeth, bleeding gums, what's the fuss about."
As he said, he pulled out the stuck in the palm of his hand.
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The blood suddenly sprayed outward like a fountain.
The second master quickly stuffed a bowl of scum into the wound, blocking the fountain.
At this time, a gust of wind blew by, and the light gauze on the woman's left shoulder was blown down, revealing her white and tender shoulder.
Everyone's eyes straightened suddenly.
But when they saw the pattern tattooed on the woman's shoulder, they were all shocked.
I saw that it was a blooming peach blossom.