Chapter 545: I don’t know what jkjcjsol is

Lin Feng drank the whole cup of pure water and lay on the bed again with a comfortable expression: "It's so cool, but I still prefer to drink tea. Remember to keep tea here, oh yes, compared to black tea. I prefer green tea."
Green tea...who wants to know which tea you prefer!
Shangjo Dangma has a black thread.
"Kamijo-san, I'm hungry, go shopping and come back to cook for me."
Shopping, cooking...
"I'm not a maid..."
Kamijou Touma's mouth began to twitch.
"Sami-jo, this TV station is not good-looking, is there any H-restricted TV station, you can tune one for me, be breasts, white, tender, and uniform to entice/confuse! JK, JC and JS can all have! Mature OL big sister!"
H Eighteen restrictions on TV stations...?
JK, JC, JS and OL......! ?
No, no, I'm pure and pure, and I don't understand what this means!
And you are so soulless, the remote control is clearly beside your finger, you are lazy to come out of a dimension!
"Why do you know so much about the H series? Are you a professor or an idiot?"
Kamijou Touma was so angry that he was about to chew on the remote control.
Lin Feng expressed disdain: "Before I was a professor, I was a vigorous adolescent middle school student. Compared with your decadent and decadent MADAO, of course, I have more knowledge in this area."
"Hey, I'm still a high school student! What MADAO!" Kamijou vomits blood, "It sounds like someone else is so old!"
Doesn't he deny that he is decadent and decadent...Lin Feng looked pityingly at Shangjiao, making Shangjiao feel uncomfortable inexplicably.
"Kamijo-kun, please open the window for ventilation."
It was hard to think that Shangjo Dangma's hadn't been hot, but Lin Feng's murmur was conveyed to Shangjo Dangma's ears.
"...Unfortunately, how could you encounter such a bad bastard..."
Kamijou Toma looked at Lin Feng who was full of food and drink, and tears infinitely: "Why did I stupidly fall to the point where I am now? For the expense of board and lodging, I became a minor follower of a bad teacher. There are also murderers who clearly destroyed my home. How are you! The living expenses of paying the rent are obviously you abducted from me, OK?"
If the look in his eyes can kill people, then Lin Feng must have been killed countless times by Shangjo Dangma at the speed of light.
"Goo...Why did I, who had no living expenses and no place to live, take the initiative to find this big demon and ask him to provide help, so that poor Mr. Kamijou will fall into the situation of a lamenting little follower."
I really want to retaliate, I really want to be a man again, I really want to stay away from this big demon!
However, I can't beat this pervert again!
Kamijou Touma shuddered when he thought of what he had seen, how Lin Feng, this pervert fought with another pervert, and destroyed the entire building.
Retaliation or something, forget it...
"Hey, unfortunate."
Kamijou Touma squatted on the ground, and he was exhausted after "serving" the uncle for a day. Besides, there was also a super unconscious Inticus. Soon, Kamijou Touma fell asleep as soon as he swayed. After that, there was still drool slipping from the corner of his mouth.
Poor Shangjo Dangma hasn't slept for three seconds, Lin Feng suddenly stood up from the bed, and dragged the sleeping classmate Shangjo Dangma out: "Oh, yes, I have to buy some more. The furniture items you need!"
On the street, Shang Tiao was numb with Lin Feng behind, resentment was breaking through the edge of this planet.
When the two walked, Lin Feng saw an automatic beverage vending machine on the street: "I'm so thirsty, Mr. Shangjo, would you like to drink a drink, I'll treat you."
Kamijou Toma was alert when he heard that "Drinks? Bad teachers suddenly became generous? Abnormal!"
"And it's a treat? It's obviously my living expenses!" Kamijou Touma slandered, "Wait, drinks? Isn't this machine often kicked by the beverage machine killer Bilibili?"
"Yes, it is definitely it! I remember very clearly that this is the one that swallowed me 20,000 yen last time. My unfortunate physique of invincibility in the universe will surely be contagious and swallow the money of the demon! "
Kamijou Touma seemed to see God's brilliance of saving the lost lamb, and the bright light of revenge lit up all his brains.
It doesn't matter if you can't beat the big demon, but that doesn't mean you can't get revenge!
Shangjo Dangma's plan is as follows. As long as Lin Feng stays with him and automatically attracts various unfortunate events with his unfortunate physique, he will definitely be unlucky together.
Thinking of this, Kamijou Touma immediately smiled strangely: "Thank you, professor, I want to drink pomegranate flavor."
Lin Feng walked to the can vending machine and took out 20,000 yuan of banknotes and stuffed it in. After a while, the vending machine did not respond at all.
Lin Feng murmured: "It seems to be broken, do you want to use the soy milk trick? Indeed, the last time I tried it was quite effective..."
Naturally, what Lin Feng said was Misaka Mikoto’s invincible knack for the vending machine. How can Shangjoo make Lin Feng do what he wanted, and quickly stopped him: "Professor Lin Feng, there is a guard robot next to him!"
"It's okay, it's not a problem!" Lin Feng smiled confidently with his mouth full of shiny white teeth, and gave Kamijou Toma a thumbs up, "I just need to throw you into the robot pile at the time. With your unfortunate physique, I can absolutely overcome the constraints of the program and force the goal to be attracted, and then I can..."
"Stop it! Who will stop this man whose psychology and personality are distorted to the extreme!"
Lin Feng scratched his head: "Then what should I do, I swallowed 20,000 yuan...Well, it is better to stuff it again and return the coin to see if it will automatically spit it out?"
"Ah yes yes yes, after all, Academy City is a high-tech capital, there will definitely be a countermeasure mechanism for this situation!"
Stop it, stop it...! At this moment, Kamijou Touma was with Kami, and his face was full of "planning."

PS: Finally the liver burst has come out...If you can't hold it anymore, go to sleep_(:зゝ∠)_..