Chapter 509: It turned out to be cross talk!

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Therefore, when Wang Yu's next league came out, the audience was shocked. Then they all burst into laughter.
Everyone can understand that Wang Yu is making fun of Lu Gaoxuan.
The green bars on Lu Gaoxuan's head were all jumping up, and he said angrily: "You are not qualified for this couplet. You used my words, which are not in compliance with the rules. This time you lose, and drink!"
Wang Yu said: "Oh, it turns out that it doesn't comply with the rules? It doesn't matter, your couplet is very simple, I will change it for you.
Wang Yu was lazy, but attracted everyone's attention.
Wang Yu said slowly: "I'll give you the right: two wheels left and right walking up and down."
As soon as this phrase came out, it was quite amazing.
He used the height of the front, back, left, and right to move up and down the northeast, southeast, and northwest of Lu Gaoxuan, which was also quite neat. Moreover, one is flying north by geese, and the other is moving by vehicles, flying one by one, and the mood is quite consistent.
Zhou Peigong has a profound cultural foundation. Although he is not good at couplets, he still knows the rules very well. Hearing that Wang Yu was very good, he took the lead and applauded.
Everyone understood clearly and applauded.
This made Lu Gaoxuan even more unable to come to Taiwan.
He quickly continued to say: "Cao Ying You Yao is not a fire."
Wang Yu said back to him, "Is the round lotus a pearl?"
Lu Gaoxuan said again: "Who dares to play chess as a star on the chessboard?"
Wang Yu said to him, "Which can play when the ground is a pipa road?"
The two of them are on the bar, and even the content of the couplet has changed.
Lu Gaoxuan said that Wang Yu was just the light of grass firefly, which was embarrassing and useful. Wang Yu said that he was just a dewdrop, what kind of thing?
Lu Gaoxuan also said that he was a master of the chessboard and he was a man with a big pattern. Wang Yu went back to him to be a lute, no one was worse than anyone!
Lu Gaoxuan was really angry this time. When he saw that Wang Yu was still young, he sacrificed his tricks directly, and said, "In the deep mountains of the two apes, the little monkey dares to saw?"
This sentence is a pun. The homonym of the saw and the sentence means that Wang Yu is a little monkey.
Wang Yu sneered. "How can the old beast get out of his feet in the silt?"
He just shot back, and also used the homonym of the hoof and the title, ironically Lu Gaoxuan was an old beast.
This time, Lu Gaoxuan was completely mad.
When he was talking to Zhou Peigong, he was flushed with rage. I drank again and my blood pressure was too high. Afterwards, Wang Yu fought a few more times in succession, and his thoughts were a bit confusing.
By this time, several of his successive problems were easily stopped by Wang Yu. He couldn't stand it all at once. He was blinded by the evil fire, and he slammed into it with a slam, seeming to be out of breath.
Fattou and Wugen Taoist saw him, and quickly helped him up. Fattoo tapped several of his acupuncture points, massaged his heart, and finally thumped hard at his mouth.
Lu Gaoxuan took a puff, spit out a blood stain, and then woke up slowly.
But everyone looked in his eyes as if he had passed out.
Losing or winning is still second, he lost the adult this time. Wu Yingxiong's face was dull and he said angrily: "Pull him down."
Upon seeing this, Yang Yi quickly came over and reached out to help.
Lu Gaoxuan gritted his teeth and stood up, saying: "No, I will leave myself."
After he finished holding the table, he walked out with difficulty.
He spit out the blood of his heart, and he would have to lose a few years of skill if he talked less. As to when it will recover, I am not sure.
And the father and son of Pingxi were cruel, and this time he lost Wu Yingxiong's face. How Wu Yingxiong would deal with him when he turned around was also a matter of uncertainty.
Gao Xianda said: "Haha, Mr. Lu is very knowledgeable. This syncope is just a moment of anger. You are a little anxious. You should not punish him! Like these useful people, keep him, maybe you will be rewarded in return. It!"
Gao Xianda said no, but was talking about Wu Yingxiong. Looking at the expression and looking, it seems to be saying: "He lost the person you did this time, you punished him. If you don't do it thoroughly, I'm afraid he will revenge you in the future!"
Wu Xianxiong didn't know how much Gao Xianda knew. However, Wu Yingxiong knew that Lu Gaoxuan's martial arts were very high. If he really had a bad intention, it might be a serious problem.
So Wu Yingxiong's face was uncertain, turned around and said a few words to Yang Yizhi, then turned around again. To Gao Xianda said: "Thank you Master Rui for reminding us that we lost this game again. Come and come, let's drink!"
After talking about it, he took the big bowl in front of him and drank another big one.
Fat Toto and Wugen Taoist had to drink a large bowl with each.
This is the height of Erguotou, two bowls, it is a pound of wine.
Although they are superb in martial arts, they are also a bit drunk.
Gao Xianda poked Wang Yu next to him, and said, "Your kid works well, even a couplet?"
Wang Yu pursed his lips and whispered, "It has nothing to do with cultural level. His couplets are not difficult, they are commonly used in crosstalk. I often listen to crosstalk, and naturally it will. But his level I’m not home yet. It’s not my turn to ask questions. If you ask me to come out, it’s hard for them to die."
Gao Xianda said: "Although Lu Gaoxuan is a cultural person, after all, the news is blocked. When meeting contractors, they are not at a level."
Gao Xianda said to Wu Yingxiong: "Since you lost the last game, you still have the final say in this game. Are we going to continue the couplet, or what other project?"
Wu Yingxiong turned his head and looked at the fat head Tuo and Wugen Taoist. He knew that as soon as Lu Gaoxuan left, no one would have a couplet. And it seems that the level of this bodyguard couplet is very high, so it is good to quickly transfer the route.
So Wu Yingxiong said: "It seems that we are willing to fall for the couplet. So, let's play something else."
Gao Xianda said: "Brother Xian, what do you want to compare, let's talk about it. Then we are here. I am a little thirsty."
As soon as Gao Xianda made this remark, the atmosphere that had been calmed down was aroused again. It seems to be prepared to deliberately release water.
Wu Yingxiong said: "Brother, we don't need you to put water, this time you have to use your true skills to make you lose your heart and take it orally."
Then he turned his head and said to the Wugen Taoist, "Lord Master, please!"
The Wugen Taoist nodded and said, "Okay! Let me compare it. Let's play the most traditional wine-making game: throw a pot!"
They seem to have been prepared for a long time, and they didn't have to be prepared by the Gosentians. They took out a thin-mouthed bottle and many chopstick-sized bamboo sticks.
"A set of five, thrown into the pot, the less entered, it is considered lost." Wugen Taoist said.
"Then I will teach you the trick!" Mei Hai Taoist saw the game of throwing darts and stood up confidently.
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