Chapter 77:
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It’s Hard To Be A Bad Cat
- Yu Xiaoshu
- 2257 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:03:59
It may be that the pigeon is used to being bullied by Huatang, holding the fruit beer glass, silently looking at the sky for three seconds and then starting to comfort himself.
It's okay, but black cats wash jio before meals.
I only come to eat every time my paws are cleaned. I also know that using a special cat paw wash to make bubbles is more hygienic than him.
There are three or four-year-old children in the community who like to chase Huatang to play when they are brought out by their parents to bask in the sun.
At a young age, he started to be happy next to the black cat, grabbing the cat's paw and stuffing it into his mouth. Isn't that better than paw washing wine?
After the psychological construction was completed, Bai Hefei was resurrected, and turned back to being a pigeon again. He stuffed a big mouthful of iron eggplant, and then he was hot and swallowed with a big breath.
Claw washing wine is on top, real hammer.
The door of the small restaurant was ajar, but the lights were on until ten o'clock in the night.
When residents close to the red-tile house turn off the lights and take a rest, they will look at the small restaurant. It's strange how the shopkeeper today hasn't closed the door.
The lights of every house in the residential area were turned off one after another, but the small restaurant persisted to the end.
From the bird's eye view of the night sky, it looks like a round puff of light among the colorful stars, stable and bright.
Residents in the Kyushu community may not have imagined that after nightfall, the black cats have upgraded their vehicles and will sit in the melon boxes to patrol and guard their dreams.
Huatang is usually black, and she is always invisible to her online, and disappears when she walks at night.
The surveillance of the community couldn't catch the cat at all, and only occasionally saw Huatang approach the surveillance camera, deliberately probing his claws.
But after the melon box, Huatang is very obvious. After all, a moving "big watermelon" is there, and it is difficult to ignore it.
As soon as the security guard in charge of the night shift sat down, he noticed a large watermelon moving at a constant speed on the real-time monitoring screen.
"Brother Tao, look, there are melons!"
"Huh? Where? Is it a real-time hot search or a news client?"
Brother Tao had just sorted out the materials for entering and leaving the community, and he thought it was gossip when he heard the melon.
"Wait, you can't swipe your phone while you are at work, what kind of melon?!"
"No, it's because there is a box that looks like a watermelon inside the monitor, moving."
As a serious boss, Uncle Security still has a pleasant vacation and has not returned. The young security guard Tao, who previously worked with Uncle Security, has become a senior.
When you know that there is a small situation in the community, the first reaction should consider whether it is related to Huatang.
After carefully studying the monitoring, Brother Tao finally saw cat ears on the melon box, and then called the small restaurant. After hearing Gu Yusheng's confirmation, he hung up the phone.
"Don't worry, this is Huatang's special car melon box. You will see it in the surveillance in the future, so don't panic.
"Brother Tao, is Huatang the black cat in the legend of our community?"
The newly recruited security guard is full of curiosity about the district tyrants in the Kyushu community, showing a thirst for knowledge similar to that of Brother Tao.
After taking a sip of hot tea, Brother Tao learned the appearance of the uncle security guard, watching the young man couldn't help but marvel, with a somewhat unpredictable smile without saying a word.
Learning to get along with Huatang is one of the entrance tests for the guard office of the Kyushu community.
Young people, there is still a lot to learn~
The main use of the melon box is to travel and save effort, without Huatang controlling himself to run around.
In terms of speed and flexibility, it is definitely not as good as Huatang's own arrival, so the black cat will sit for a while, and will take the initiative to jump out, wait for two laps and then jump back, similar to a passenger who jumped repeatedly.
It's also difficult for Bai Hefei to write the recognition program for Guxiang.
Of course, the melon box can't walk the catwalk, or in other words, the current means of transportation are not yet at a level that can jump up and down.
Fortunately, Huatang didn't dislike it, and let the melon box occupy the middle of the road. When he went to find Yu Biscuit in the night breeze, he found that Yu Dong hadn't returned from overtime, so he swaggered to occupy his most frequently used parking space.
It is rare to see the black cat reversing into the warehouse. Doctor Hu accompanied her daughter in the garage waiting for the cat to settle the melon box, and did not forget to call her husband.
Don't drive when you come back at night.
"My wife, it's okay, I let the assistant drive, so I won't be tired..."
Before Yu Dong was moved by love, he heard Doctor Hu give him a blow, "Huatang used the outermost parking space. You came back too late and recklessly. Don't run into Huatang's special car. Up."
The infrequently used cars in the garage were parked inside, and Huatang’s parking skills were not enough to make the melon box stuck at the entrance.
Crooked is a bit crooked, but it is quite convenient for Huatang to leave in the melon box tomorrow.
When Dr. Hu saw the melon box there was cute and loving, he told her husband in advance to prevent him from scratching or breaking the melon box while driving.
"Mom, let's tell the story of cats and carts today~" Huatang and Yu Biscuit got into the bed and looked at Doctor Hu expectantly with big eyes blinking.
Doctor Hu, who had just contacted Gu Yusheng, was fearless, gently patted his daughter, touched the black cat's ear, and started "The Adventures of the Melon Box", which is a popular science and a fairy tale.
The level of storytelling was obviously far better than Yu Dong, and Huatang and Yu Biscuit were soon put to sleep, then quietly exited the bedroom after turning off the light.
Yu Dong, who was still working overtime, looked at the vehicle lights under the glass curtain wall and silently shed tears belonging to the middle-aged president.
It's getting hot, it's time to build an exclusive parking space for Huatang in Jiuzhou Community.
Otherwise, the real estate manager can only take a taxi back home.
Yu Dong did what he said, and within three days, he repaired two small parking spaces in the red tile house and the bungalow area, and specially painted cat paw prints on the ground with paint to show that this was exclusively for Huatang.
Soon, the residents of the Kyushu community became accustomed to the existence of the melon box, especially the black cat sitting in the big watermelon for a ride, and they were all screened by the owners.
It’s just that Huatang is not easy to see. Residents can only occasionally see the melon box, thinking it is similar to a remote-controlled toy car, and there is a kind of guessing that they know why the cat-specific scooter should be designed. Does it look like a watermelon?
Because of this, it is convenient to hide the solar cells in the black lines of the watermelon!
Bai Hefei was also in the group of owners. He couldn't laugh or cry. When he regularly maintained the melon boxes, he couldn't help but look at the black lines.
Perhaps under the influence of Huatang, the residents in the community are always a little bit persistent, thinking that black is related to mystery.
It's been almost three months since Ye Yulan left last time. Huatang lay on the real watermelon prepared in the small restaurant, counting the time, and guilty of weighing her weight.
Fortunately, fortunately, the heat may accelerate consumption and metabolism, Huatang's weight is still steadily and slowly dropping.
Not getting fat is the victory of the evil cat. Huatang relieved his heart, and happily went back to the watermelon, ready to wait until the watermelon was not cool, then pushed the watermelon to the door of the back kitchen, let Gu Yusheng cut it and eat it.
Huatang guessed right, Ye Yulan came back soon with the little Phoenix.
Moreover, there is a friend who came to the Kyushu community together this time.
Ouyang Ting, who is less than thirty-five years old, wears gold glasses and maintains a very good figure, and is familiar with Yu Dong and Ye sister.
"Sister Ye, Brother Yu, don't you think this community is very noisy?" Ouyang Ting sat in the back row, and started ranting when he entered the Jiuzhou community.
From a moment ago, I was disgusted with the poor urban planning on the road and the crowded buildings. Now I see the residents of the Kyushu community coming and going, and I feel that the environment here is not quiet.
Nodded in response to the salute of the guard in the guard room, Yu Dong pushed up the window of the car and didn't bother to pay attention to Ouyang Ting.
Ye Yulan ignored him and asked Yu Dong to put her and Xiao Fenghuang in the red tile room later, and first go to see Huatang.
"I've been out for a few months, and I really miss Huatang."
Little Phoenix was originally far away from Ouyang Ting, when she heard her sister talk about Huatang, she laughed, "Maomao~"
Seeing that no one responded to him, Ouyang Ting was not lonely, and continued to hold back, "Hey, I don't think domestic cats are good. I'm sorry for the name of cats. Not to mention the lion and tiger's prestige, but the domineering lynx of the carnivore should be learned. Click it? All the cats are kept in captivity, not a bit wild!"
"Ouyang, I warn you, in the next half an hour, if you raise the bar again, I will let you fill the lake."
Ye Silan returned to the Kyushu community, feeling much better, turned her head and looked at Ouyang Ting, murderous.
Ouyang Ting was aggrieved to shut up, so he could only be a wooden person who shut up honestly and let the little Phoenix breathe a sigh of relief subconsciously. It was great, and finally quiet.
Both Yu Dong and Ye Silan have known Ouyang Ting for many years. They know that this guy is a technical background, and he invested in foreign countries a few years ago. After coming back these two years, his career has developed very well.
Treat people sincerely, be loyal to friends, and there is nothing bad about getting along with them. Everyone can play in the same circle. After Yu Dong and Ye Yulan resume contact, they find that they both know Ouyang Ting, and when the relationship is good, there is a little bit Unexpected feeling.
But, Ouyang Ting has a very bad habit, that is, he himself is a good master.
Compared with ordinary Kong Jing, Ouyang Ting didn't have any bad thoughts, and everything just stopped talking about it. It became a habit to lift the weight. It was not uncomfortable to think about it, but the degree of annoying was not reduced at all.
That is to say, Ouyang Ting skipped grades all the way, was recommended for further studies, and relied on technology to eat after graduation. He is also a high-end talent with a limited social circle.
Otherwise, he would have been beaten to death halfway because of a broken mouth and a bargain.
Ye Yuslan specializes in the use of levers. Under the threat of filling the lake, Ouyang Ting can only speak and stop, and endures very hard. When Ye Sister took her sister to the small restaurant to greet Gu Yusheng and see when Huatang was not there, Squatting sadly at the door.
Huh? Is there an ugly robot here?
Can't talk, always do it!
Ouyang Ting leaned over and began to study the melon box Huatang stopped here.
Gee, look at this stupid look, the components inside are still new!
Ok? What does the designer think?
In a toy car with an appearance of less than 300 yuan, there is actually a lidar worth at least 500,000 yuan? Do you understand the market demand or the cost?
Let him see how this toy car that can drive autonomously handles map recognition?
Hey, there is no cloud controller. This is not autonomous driving at all. It is a "pseudo-automatic" car that can only be used offline and limited to a fixed location.
Unable to lift the bar, Ouyang Ting just squatted there and whispered to herself, and then looked at the shortcomings, but there was still a shining melon box, so she just stood up and went to look for Sister Ye.
Ask who the owner of this toy car is. He wants to buy it and take it back to dismantle it.
When entering the small restaurant, Ouyang Ting noticed that a black cat followed, and subconsciously began to lift the bar again, "This cat is too fat too? Not to mention the basic wild cats, even the sense of lines is gone."
Hearing this, Ye Yusheng and Gu Yusheng who were talking turned their heads at the same time, and after all, it was a step too late.
Saying that the melon box is not good, it is okay.
But was Huatang heard bad things about the cat?
Oh, then be prepared to face your fear!