Chapter 34: Thirty-fourth day

【267】
I am very anxious, full of anger, helplessly lacking quarreling skills. When angry, he stomped his foot and shouted at Lingjun: "Do you want me to insult you?!"
Mr. Ling glanced at me, he was not angry at all, curled his lips, and replied slowly, "You can insult my flesh."
"..." Bullying, bullying!
【268】
Lingjun's legs are longer than me, and sometimes he has larger steps, and I need to run all the way to keep up.
I panted and asked, "Are you going to hold my hand?"
He lowered his head and glanced at my outstretched hand. Suddenly, he raised his mouth, "Then wrong me, give you a hold."
【269】
Before quarreling with Ling Jun, a person sulked silently and ignored him.
However, the next day I need to go to a foreign university to listen to a professional introduction. Since I am not talking, Ling Jun can only use my green card to register on the university website without authorization.
When I calmed down, I leaned over to take a look, and almost bit my tongue-I saw that this guy not only registered an account, but also wrote a secret question: "Who is my favorite man?"
Answer: "It's Mr. Zero."
How can people be so shameless?
I was stunned, "You still shameless? How can I change this?"
Ling Jun replied shamelessly: "No, you have bound your green card, don't want to change it for the rest of your life!"
"..."
【270】
The game that Ling Jun and I played is very user-friendly. It can have children and build our own home.
Ling Jun is a daughter-in-law. He saved money for a long time to buy a thousand-year-old ginseng props to have children. Sex depends on luck.
One day, he planned to let me take ginseng to get pregnant, but the boys in the game still followed the team and refused to leave.
Ling Jun's mouth twitched, and he said in a deep voice, "Leave consciously, want to see us do things?"
I held my forehead, this boy talks so filthy, it's just a prop.
The brothers broke up in a rush, turned around, claiming that they would never watch.
I took one and I was not pregnant.
Two, not pregnant.
Three...
Until five of them showed no signs of pregnancy, they almost broke the game record.
The boys laughed at each other: "Are you not good at Lingjun?"
The Great Demon King Lingjun became angry and kicked them all out of the team with a good name: "You are here, the Feng Shui is not good."
Later, I got pregnant as I wish, and it took five days to see the child born.
He looked at me lovingly and said, "It must be a daughter, never give birth to a boy!"
I gloated, "Isn't the determined by the man?"
Ling Jun was speechless.
I imagined the daily routine of raising a baby in reality, and continued to tease him, "Then if I give birth to a son, I want to bathe him, what should I do?"
"I wash, you can't watch."
"What about feeding?"
Ling Jun sneered, "He can't eat it himself? He wants us to feed it?"
"If he wants to kiss me, hug me..."
"Don't even think about it!"
I said meaningfully and authentically: "Are you jealous? Why do you even eat your son's jealousy?"
"Because you are important, it may be ... possessive."
【271】
On the fifth day, Ling Jun carefully delivered the baby, and turned out to be a son.
He was so angry that he had not had time to attack, and the boy's first words were: "I want to sleep with my mother, not with my father."
I shivered and said in my heart: Sorrow, baby, this time my mother really can't keep you.
Mr. Ling didn't give up, he still had a second child... but he was also a son.
He was on the verge of collapse, so cruel, he planned to make another one and make up the football team.
But there are already two children in the game, and they must be adopted to the NPC to have a third child.
Before leaving, he sighed, "It still hurts a bit, after all, it's his own flesh and blood."
I was pleasantly surprised, "Do you like your son?"
"Not really, but when he took him to the street, he said something to me."
"Oh? What did you say?"
"He said, Dad, you are so kind to me, I will support you for the rest of my life."
"So after hearing this, you changed your mind and didn't send him away?"
Ling Jun glanced at me, "No, I will adopt him immediately!"
"..." Dear, Daddy.
【272】
I held my sandwich and milk glass, "Stare—cat press!"
Ling Jun glanced at me indifferently, "Didn't you already give you something to eat?"
"Oh."
Cat pressure refers to the oppressive feeling that a cat has when staring at its owner before feeding. This visual crisis is not resolved until the food is eaten.
【273】
Last night, when taking a bath, Mr. Ling said to me through the speaker: "You seem to be pinching purple on my shoulder."
I was shocked, "But I haven't touched your shoulder?"
He gritted his teeth, "I still don't admit it, when you come to my house, I will take off my clothes and show you!"
This guy actually wants to touch porcelain, just watch it!
Uh, thinking about it afterwards, I always feel something is wrong...
【274】
When Ling Jun is cooking, I will watch from one side.
He gave orders, "Bring me some wine and soy sauce."
Me: "No, I'll help you look at the pot honestly, right? In case it runs away!"
Mr. Ling choked, was silent for a long time, and replied, "The pot won't run away."
【275】
A few days ago, I had a temper with Ling Jun. While holding my breath, I went to the game to divorce. Before leaving, he planned to not even have his inheritance left, so he spent all the money to dig treasures.
When I started, I had an idea and sent a sentence to [World Channel]: "If you can't dig X, you will get a divorce!"
I established this FLAG, because X is definitely a legendary treasure, and it is impossible to dig it.
Just when I thought that the marriage must be divorced, a miracle happened. The game said: Congratulations to the player, Cao Deng, who has dug up the X decision, and became rich in an instant!
I was stunned, by the way, I became famous in this server...
Mr. Ling witnessed the whole process with great interest, and poked me: "Even the game won't let us be separated, do you know what's wrong now?"
"……"I have nothing to say.
【276】
Occasionally, I chatted with Ling Jun to one of his male game friends.
Me: "He seems to be very pitiful by himself at night, should we add him to our voice chat?"
Ling Jun was dissatisfied, "Then I will go to his house."
"..."
【277】
He heard something that happened in his junior high school from Ling Jun. At that time, Ling Jun lived on campus, and it was Duan Licha who slept.
At night, when it's time to turn off the lights, Mr. Ling will check the sleeping quarters one by one. There is a power failure on the accommodation road, and only the toilet has lights. Therefore, there are always people who can't stand loneliness and do some small actions.
One time, when he entered a dormitory, he saw that someone was not asleep, and asked, "Why is the toilet light on for so long, how about people?"
The other party said leisurely: "They are in the tuba."
Ling Jun frowned, "They?"
The classmate gave a dry cough and concealed it, "Uh... uh, two people go to the bathroom together, one after the other, is there any problem?"
Ling Jun didn't believe in this evil, so he knocked on the toilet door. I heard a shout from inside, "Knock your sister, general!"
He bends his index and middle fingers, and knocks again.
"Don't knock! What are you arguing about!"
Ling Jun couldn't bear it, and opened the door-and saw the two squatting by the toilet, facing each other...
The next day, the school reported criticism: "Class X students stay up late at night, squatting in the toilet to play chess. I will give a circular and criticize here, I hope to learn from it!"
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