Vol 2 Chapter 229: Anecdote before the game

Currently in his thirties, his height is 185cm apart, and his physique, such as the flower monk, is not too generous. His shoulders are wide and his back is thick. The bronze complexion looks like a gong, showing a large piece of chest hair on the chest, and the sleeves are on the elbows. The hair on the arms is also dense, wearing a white peony brocade with a large emerald green crotch. Pants with brocade cross straps. Big mouth fork, thick lips, fierce looks, and a beard, a head of yellow hair braided, and wrapped around the neck like a sorrow, the most unbearable is rubbing on the horns With a delicate flower ...
This image is just like a beast, but he still holds a small fan with a large palm in his hand, and screams in the air with great joy.
A samurai bodysuit with white peony around him, a plain white hero jacket, wearing the same white bandana, and a snow white pompom ... The appearance and appearance of this body is Tang Bohu starring in classmate Zhou Xingxing. Reincarnation is just a wretched version. The goods are fifty in size, less than one meter seven, with a waist around, two mouse-tailed beard-like beards, and a ghost-like scholar, but wearing a samurai suit, nondescript, holding a large Fan, shouting behind the ugly big man, there was constant horse fart along the way.
The funniest thing about this team is that the two sneakers are so long, they write two big characters-"Through the invincible hand of Kanto, carry the bully first", a banner behind it: "Welcome to find ... ... "
This banner is quite long, and should not be just these four words. Everyone is also curious about what is written behind them, and wait for the two people holding the banner to pull away. The last few words on the banner were revealed. "Welcome to join" ...
The crowd burst out laughing.
Just this team. Even when they took the opportunity to attract people and expand their influence, the idea of ​​this leader was good. This style is too funny, who doesn't feel ashamed to follow him?
Ye Qingxuan looked at the banner in front of him and nodded, and said in his heart: These buddies need not say, they must be the green forest robbers on the underworld. Although his origins are not good, Da Lao Yuan came from the north of Youzhou, and walked from Da Beito to this Da Nanto. Apart from that, this perseverance is enough. The action moves fast for half a year, and the action is slow for a whole year.
At the end of the field, the ugly man shouted to the followers behind him: "All are waiting for me outside, I'll fertilize this wasteland ..."
"I wish the big master urinate smoothly--"
The insignificant behind him yelled at his classmates, and the dozens behind him also yelled in unison: "I wish Dadu master peeing smoothly-"
The ugly man laughed. He was so energetic that he turned around. Just like the crowd who didn't see the line, they went straight inside.
Hey, cut in! ?
This kind of behavior has been coped with by people both in ancient and modern times.
As soon as the ugly man jumped in the line, the people in the line were unwilling, and they clamored, "Hey, don't squeeze in the big show, and line up outside-"
"Go back, go back, this is not a stage ..."
These people outside are also mixed with green forests, their tempers are stinky, and there are few words that sound good.
The ugly man stood swiftly, turning his eyes back and looking, this pair of looks, fierce, bracing his chest, really fierce and arrogant.
"What are you talking about? I dare tmd scold Lao Tzu, and all of them are impatient?"
In this sentence, the crowd around them refused to let it go. They churned around and yelled at the ugly man ...
"Where did the savage know the rules ..."
"Who wants to hit us, not necessarily who ..."
"Come, figure it ..."
The ugly man's men, when they saw that the big man was surrounded by people, immediately rushed up with arms and sleeves, but among these people, obviously there were not many people who could work hard, and their bodies were dry, like Like the patients with anorexia, how could they push these gangsters who are full of vitality.
Ye Qingxuan frowned. Why are these people so poor in kung fu, and their bones are not good? They don't look like the men who came out in the snow and ice of the North Pole. Just this body, let alone robbery, it is strange that in the winter, it is impossible to survive.
Looking at the ugly man again, he saw that his men had been pushed twice, and there were actually a few who fell to the ground, and then immediately became angry, and yelled: "呔-bully the boss of his son, find death-"
The ugly man said nothing, when he came up to a warrior who had pushed people, he went up with a mouth, and the other side was also unprepared, listening to the "pop", the whole person was pumped up, boomed, smashed A person fell.
"Brother--"
The two around him were obviously the man's brother. When he saw the brother being humiliated, he immediately came up with a fist. The ugly man remained motionless and allowed the other to attack.
The two guys felt awful for a while and found that they didn't know what the other was doing. Under the horror, the ugly man reached out with two big hands and caught the two people's necks. Hehe smiled, exposed his yellow teeth, and took a mouth. The garlic smell said: "Have you hit it enough, it's my turn—"
After speaking, both hands bumped each other's heads together, when—
The two warriors did not hum, and fainted ...
When the crowd was in a mess, everyone saw that the ugly man had a lot of strength, but no one expected that this one still had a kung fu practice. The brother's fists and kicks were very strong. This fist kicked on the trunk. I'm afraid that the bark can be beaten without a layer. I did not expect that this ugly man is just like anyone who is fine. This skill is good.
"Why? No more fight?" The ugly man was arrogant toward this station, and he bowed his head and took the weapon with him from the two who fainted. He yelled, "The masters who want to compete with the masters all give I'm optimistic and see if I have the capital to fight against Lao Tzu ... "
Talking under the eyes of everyone, he pulled out a long sword and put a pestle on his chest. The steel long sword was bent into a crescent shape, and then there was a force. The steel sword slammed and broke into several pieces. No white dots appeared on his chest ...
The crowd exclaimed, their expressions startled.
But this is not over, Dahan slammed another long knife out again, whine, a loud noise, chopped towards the arm, it ’s okay, chop again, it ’s okay, three chops, there is something, but it ’s not the arm Broken, it's a knife break ...
This time, the many martial arts people around were scared to the atmosphere and dare not pant.
This ugly man's horizontal exercises are so amazing. Just a few moments ago, the sword was dancing out of the wind. In the end, others broke the blade, and he himself did not change a little bit. Everyone has to remember this time. When you start working with him, you will confess your admiration directly. If you admit it, you will not be embarrassed, and you will have the demeanour. If you do everything you can, you ca n’t. It's a big loss ...
When the ugly man tossed, it immediately caused a sensation in this movie. In addition to the pee lined up, there were probably hundreds of people nearby. When he saw a fight here, many people gathered around him. This ugly man's performance, He even won him a big name. All the warriors who participated in the competition were talking about it, hoping that he would not compete with this big man.
Ye Qingxuan saw the tail from head to head, and his heart was funny: This ugly man did practice his kung fu a little bit, but it was by no means as powerful as he showed. Those who were looking for something just now were nursed. Those swords were made hands and feet, and there were horizontal stripes on the weapons. At a certain level, they were broken immediately.
Moreover, a few people who fell to the ground did not faint, and they were still listening with their ears upright. A boy who fell to the ground was stepped on his finger, almost hurt and jumped up, lying on the ground and biting his neck collar desperately. Afraid of shouting ... The actor's quality is first-rate.
These guys are all in a group.
Ye Qingxuan thought it was funny. Just such a small performance scared a large number of martial arts masters. It was a real gain ...
When the ugly man saw everyone around him looking at himself with a dreadful look, he immediately laughed and went straight to the hut ...
Ye Qingxuan murmured to himself in a funny way: "This big man's physical quality is pretty good, but unfortunately, his mind is not correct, his exercises are too rubbish, his age is too old ... it is difficult to develop. If it is so many years ago ... haha, unfortunately unfortunately……"
Ye Qingxuan turned his head around and left after thinking so long.
There are too many people waiting in line here, and I can't stop myself. I'll change places. If I can't, I will find a hidden place to solve it ...
Ye Qingxuan turned and walked away, but didn't realize that when he had just finished that sentence, the ugly man turned around violently, with a look of extreme shock, looking around for the speaker.
The two were more than 20 meters away, and the voices around were noisy. I didn't expect that the ugly man even heard Ye Qingxuan's self-talk, and his hearing was simply appalling.
"Great master, what's wrong?"
The plain white wretched mouse asked.
The ugly man chopped him out, looking around for a speaker ...
"Master, there are masters ..." the ugly man muttered. "Did you hear anybody just now?"
Everyone nodded hurriedly ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Big master, everyone here is talking ... "
"No, no, there are masters, there are masters talking ..."
Supreme! ? ?
Everyone knows that in this life, the big master wants to learn martial arts and is crazy. He ca n’t learn from a teacher everywhere, and he barely learns some fake handles. Few are really useful ... I have lived to thirty years old. Like a child, I thought that if you find a master to learn martial arts, you can become a master. There are three talents, one is no skin and no face, the other is copper and iron, and the third is the ears of ...
In his ears, the flies have been flying past him, and he can hear how many wings have been flapped ...
He said that when he heard of a master, then there must be a master here.
But people are crowding all around, where can I find the superior man who has a good reputation for him ... (to be continued ...)
ps: Basic three and two.