Vol 3 Chapter 62: Stupid
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Jin Yong Martial Arts Otherworld Rampage
- 御剑斋
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- 2021-02-27 06:40:27
I heard Ye Qingxuan inquired, the shop owner could not help but sighed and whispered.
"In the beginning, he was just like a guest officer. He was just a passerby, and he ate some wine. By the way, he did n’t want to taste the" Drunk Lanxi "in my shop. The 20-year-old Batan's "Drunken Lanxi" spent all the entanglement on his body. On several occasions, I persuaded him to return home, but he did not listen. When there was no money to buy wine, this man did not bother to go out and go all out. All the valuable things up and down became a refined light, and came to drink again ... Although I felt unsatisfactory, but I couldn't discourage it a few times, and I was not good at opening a shop, so I had to let him. I did not expect this gentleman to spend honey and honey After cleaning, I still do n’t leave ... The guest officer also knows that my small business runs it and is happy to see that he values my wine so much. He also saw that he had spent all his entanglements, so he credited him with three jars of wine and promised him Some entanglement, let him return home, who thought that he had drunk the wine, but also took those entanglements to buy wine ... You said ... Well, the entanglement is exhausted, and I will not go home, just under my house every day Disturbing my guest, I just want someone to invite him to drink, Who cares about this wine maniac, just because I am soft-hearted and give me some remnants from time to time ... No, a good person becomes like this, but also a daily enthusiastic entangled alcoholic, and occasionally have such a cup or two , Then danced and excited ... "
Listening to the store's retelling, Ye Qingxuan was already laughing, but the main child downstairs seemed to say it wasn't him. He bit his nails and stared at Ye Qingxuan's glass of wine.
"Haha, unexpectedly, in such a small town. I met such a lover in wine. It's a fate-" Ye Qingxuan smiled. Shouting to the little old man below: "Since the old man loves wine so much, I happen to be alone, unaccompanied by wine, but lonely. How about the old man to come up with me and get drunk?"
As soon as the words fell, a shadow flashed in front of him, and the old man was already on the windowsill, squatting happily there. Buttocks go back and forth, like an old monkey impatiently waiting.
Ye Qingxuan was startled. I didn't expect that my drunkard turned out to be a hidden master. The owner of the shop beside me was so scared that he shouted "Look at a ghost!"
The little old man rolled a big white eye toward the shop owner who was almost under the table, and said charmingly to Ye Qingxuan: "Don't listen to this old product to bury me ... hey, it's a perfect digger. I'm here to drink , He has never lost his money on wine, but he listened to him a lot. Others are willing to invite me to drink, and what to do with him. It is always here to be crooked, and it is upsetting for no reason. Hehe. This boy just said I want to invite my old man to drink, but the truth? "
Ye Qingxuan took an interesting look at this hidden and hidden man. He just came to the front of his eyes in an instant, and by his own ability, he couldn't see clearly. After all, there are ancient books [Six Senses Can Break Capricorn's Basics] Zhi Jing] enhanced the ability of the eyes. Ye Qingxuan has always been extremely arrogant about this. I did not expect that this time I even missed it. I saw nothing but a little old man with a hint of mastery. I can see this little old man's martial arts. In order to be much better than yourself, innate masters are undoubted, but to what extent, it is completely impossible to guess. This feeling is not even found in masters like Xu Lingkong. This is not just a skill The reason for Gao Qiang is that he must still have some kind of hidden breath method or exercise method.
Ye Qingxuan didn't dare to neglect, but he didn't become inflamed, so he naturally expressed his curiosity and said meaningfully: "The younger generation has a clumsy eye, and it was unexpected that the senior generation was a hidden master-"
"Hidden isn't hidden, I just asked if you were going to invite me to drink ..." The old man scratched his ears and looked impatiently.
"Since so."
"Hee hee, this is good, this is good!"
But seeing this little old man's body still, his ankle was just a bounce, just relying on this point, he fell lightly on the chair, just like a feather, and people don't sit well, just step on the chair and sit On the back of the chair, with one stroke, the hip flask on the table flew to the little old man's hand, grunting and drinking.
Get things out of the air!
Hehe, I can't think of meeting an expert who has such a method besides myself.
Ye Qingxuan came down this mountain and was so excited to meet such a character.
"The junior, Kun Wu Ye Qingxuan, didn't ask the senior's name-"
"The name of the shit, you and I have a meal of wine and meat, and only drink and eat meat, but don't talk about names."
The little old man said indifferently while holding the food and wine, and then his eyes flashed, and suddenly he became very interested. He stared at Ye Qingxuan and asked, "You said Ye Qingxuan? That destruction Ye Qingxuan of Kunwu Mountain in Yunzhou, which has re-emerged after a hundred years? "The playful look flashed in his eyes.
"It's the junior."
"Oh—it's you!" Ye Qingxuan saw the little old man across the face suddenly became interested in himself, and drummed his cheeks up and down to look at Ye Qingxuan. He had a voice in his mouth, and murmured in earnest: "Recently Your kid's name is very hot, I heard that many innate guys have planted in your hands ... Well, see you today, hey, sure enough ... OK ... Anyway, it is much stronger than my little monkey cub Now. "
Although the little old man's tone was arrogant, Ye Qingxuan didn't feel angry at all. It is not shameful to get such a master's "OK" comment.
As for what the little old man said about his own little monkey cub, he must be his junior, but at this time Ye Qingxuan looked at the little old man's sitting posture and virtue, how could he have a sense of acquaintance.
This old man is quite interesting and unpretentious. He sat down and rushed to the shop owner under the table and said, "Let the boss come out. Don't worry. This is a senior man. Seeing him is your past life repair. Blessing ... Hurry up and get two jars of "Drunk Lanxi" and cut up half a catty of beef again, be quick— "
"Okay, okay, guest officer, right now, right now--" The owner of the shop crawled out from under the table without the hat, and went straight downstairs.
The shop owner did not dare to delay, and could not help secretly fearing. I don't know if he did anything to offend this master. In case it angers him. I'm afraid this old man has to account.
Seeing the little old man just drinking the wine in his hand, but not touching the dishes, Ye Qingxuan tore off a chicken leg and passed it.
"How can there be no meat with wine, old man, please--"
He grabbed it, the huge chicken thigh, just stuffed it in his mouth, and then pulled out ... A chicken thigh bone that was clean without a bit of shredded meat was thrown on the table.
Sip another drink.唧 唧 吧唧 Eat happily.
Ye Qingxuan was dumbfounded immediately, I rely on, how to eat this product with Ruhua a virtue, how can this small mouth directly swallow such a big mouthful of meat? Does his mouth, like a snake, automatically dislocate joints?
Ye Qingxuan looked very interesting, and also learned to tear off a chicken leg and stuffed it into the mouth. However, the chicken leg was too large and his mouth was too small. It was not easy to plug in the mouth, Ye Qingxuan used to jam the chicken. Holding the chicken leg, I tried to pull it out. The bones made by this smoked chicken eroded, and the bones were separated, but it was a pity that Ye Qingxuan's technique was unskilled, and some shreds and crispy bones were left on the chicken bone. Ye Qingxuan was the chicken in his mouth at the moment. I was troubled, too much chicken, how can it be difficult to chew, relying on the cooked chicken, swallowing it forcibly, and then accidentally swallowed it, hammering the breast in the air, and the cooked chicken was hardly difficult to chop on the throat. Next, Ye Qingxuan made a face with red ears.
The little old man couldn't bear it anymore, he laughed loudly, and saw Ye Qingxuanxuan was uncomfortable. He passed the jug in his hand. He didn't want Ye Qingxuan to drink too fast, but he was sobbed with tears and his nose ...
The little old man almost smiled, and saw Ye Qingxuanxuan was really uncomfortable. He flicked his right hand and went down. Ye Qingxuan Lijue had a chicken and wine vulture stuck in his throat and was taken into the stomach.
Breathing heavily, Ye Qingxuan arched his hand at the little old man who still laughed and burst into tears, and said, "Xie Daxia's life-saving grace ... Hehe, hit me, almost choked--"
The little old man who had wiped his tears after a big laugh laughed again.
It's really coming home. However, Ye Qingxuan, who broke the jar long ago, didn't care about it at all.
The little old man wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said, "I feel that your boy is an extraordinary man, and he doesn't want to be struck by a chicken leg. If so, you can be regarded as the number one person in the world. A master who was stabbed by a chicken leg, I think that if the old school of Lingyun Palace knew it, it would be a shame. Lingyun Palace ’s 'bustor' ate a chicken leg and choked to death, wow ha ha ha-"
Does the person know their background? Is it for yourself?
Ye Qingxuan's heart was tense, then a loose one, secretly said: It should be the one who wants to come. In the past, the ambassadors of Lingyun Palace were as low-key as possible. They alone caused a lot of troubles, relying on Lingyun Palace Only a little bit safer, and those who are a little capable on the rivers and lakes should all know their identity as a military instructor. But the identity of the little old man in front of me is mysterious. Even when he mentioned the predecessors of Lingyun Palace, he still had a ridiculous tone. It seems that he should be very familiar with Lingyun Palace. Such a person will definitely not be an unknown member of the nationality.
Ye Qingxuan's face was not red or white. He picked up the jug and poured a glass of wine, savoring it in detail: "Xie Xie held up, the first military stunned by a chicken leg, hey, it sounds pretty good, not only There is a famous head, and a is enough-- "
Hahaha--
The old man laughed loudly and said, "You guy is quite interesting. I have seen so-called young masters, all of them are bullying and cowardly. They obviously don't allow a lot of attention, but they don't allow others to look down. But you, Not only can you make jokes, but you can also make fun of myself. I laugh at you, and you are not upset. It is rare and tight for young people to be so open-minded-"
Ye Qingxuan hesitated, and then said, "Junior is rare, but senior is also rarer-"
The old man froze, and asked with interest: "I am a rare person who even drinks wine with others."
Ye Qingxuan smiled absurdly: "The juniors did not make fun of the seniors, but they really admired them. It is not only the seniors' martial arts that are rare, but also the seniors."
The little old man pulled out his teeth and asked in doubt: "Wu Gong, you just watched, why do you know who I am?"
"That's right. Masters like the predecessors are rare in the world, and so much love wine is even rarer ... but what makes the younger people admire and sigh is that the predecessors have such skill and so much wine. But they can abide by personality. It is neither forcibly taken nor seized. It is clear that the predecessor is a wise man of the world. "
Hearing this, the little old man gave a stunned look, then laughed wildly.
"My old man is Gao Fengliang Festival ... haha ... Gao Fengliang Festival ... um ... what?-Sage? Hahaha-"
"What? The junior is wrong?"
The old man laughed and wiped his tears, "Ha ha ha, right, right. Everything is right, it's the same-"
"what?"
"I don't have any problems with the elderly, just fine—"
"What is it?" Ye Qingxuan asked curiously.
"That's what you said-take it secretly-噗-haha-"
"Ah? It turned out that the senior was an empty man--"
"Hey I go, steal and steal, thieves are thieves, my old man is at best a thief or an old thief, what other empty door do you have-" The old man not only made fun of Ye Qingxuan, but also learned by accident Ye Qingxuan's spoken words.
The little old man leaned back, hooked his toes on the table, and backed up. Then he sat up straight and sighed and said, "My old man loves two things in this life, one is baby. The other is food and wine ... How many times are you free in your life? How many times can you get drunk in your leisure? These times How many times have you encountered these good wines while drunk? How many times have you encountered a good drinker like you ... hahaha ... it's rare and rare. "
Ye Qingxuan's eyes brightened, and he already knew the identity of the person who came. He quickly said respectfully, "The junior is even more rare, and here he encountered the" pirate saint "hundred miles less than his predecessor. Jiuwen Liuge mentioned you Old man, see you today, three lives are lucky! "
Ye Qingxuan combined all kinds of information, especially the other person ’s sitting posture and virtue, which are almost the same as Meng Yuanzhang. In addition to the preferences mentioned in his mouth and the peerless light exercise method, Ye Qingxuan has confirmed that the other party is the master of
36 days of master
. The eleventh-ranked "pirate saint" is far behind.
Hundreds of miles laughed, and said happily, "Okay, okay, my old man is still counting when you can guess. I didn't expect your kid to be a bit stupid, but after a bit of thinking, he still could guess I do n’t think your kid is smart enough, but he ’s lazy ...
Ye Qingxuan also smiled a bit embarrassed.
Indeed, Ye Qingxuan's personality does have such a tendency, especially when he is with his brother, if he is not forced by things, he is simply too lazy to use his brain, and from time to time, he is a demented elephant. This is a typical otaku Syndrome phenomenon.
"I walked on the rivers and lakes for a few years. I recently received a letter from A Yuan saying that I met a lot of brothers and worshiped the handle. I was really angry at first. You know, this monkey cub is obviously a pair When a thief expects something, he wants to be a hero, and he is really willing to degenerate and waste his talents. "While talking about it, he counted Ye Qingxuan, but Ye Qingxuan had a sense of disobedience, Can't figure out why this old man thinks that if he is improper, he is willing to fall. What a strange outlook on life ...
Bailiwu continued to mutter: "I didn't happen to meet the elderly this time. I heard that you will pass by Lanxi. The girl who wants to come to Lingyun Palace will definitely go to see the old guy, so I am here waiting for you to see and take my apprentice. What is the bad guy like? I did n’t expect that my footsteps were too fast. He came a few days earlier, hee hee, but I tried to find out that your boy is a good person. He saw me as a lonely old man and offered me a drink. I'm so relieved about that monkey cub ... "
Ye Qingxuan suddenly realized that the "pirate saint" was to see who had caused his baby apprentice to be bad. Fortunately, he behaved properly. If the flowers are rammed here, I do n’t know if I will go directly to a Zen stick The old man was filmed flat, but there was a lot of fun at the time ...
Barryless and idle and bored, they inquired about their brother's recent movements, apparently not very relieved about his baby apprentice. When I heard that in Yunlan Township that year, Suzaku of Momen Liuyu wanted to seize Meng Yuanzhang and Zhan Yu as a threat to himself and the King of Eagles. "These gangsters thought they could run rampant again after two hundred years, hum, the old man was too lazy to ignore them two hundred years ago, but this time they took the initiative to provoke the old man. For so many years, the old man was such a baby apprentice, he I have to pluck out the hair of his Suzaku! "
Ye Qingxuan said in a deep voice: "Some of our brothers have inadvertently noticed that there may be a huge conspiracy at EbookFREE.me ~ so we have been accumulating strength recently. If our seniors believe in us, we might as well prepare early. This time Crisis, I worry that even if my predecessors do not intend to get involved, they will be caught up in this huge storm ... "
Seeing Bai Liwu's inquiries, Ye Qingxuan immediately recounted what everyone had guessed, especially the internal guesses of the imperial court or even the white gate martial arts with the magic gates, all of which were heard. Frown.
After Ye Qingxuan finished speaking for a moment, Bai Liwu just breathed out and said, "This is all your speculation, and there is no strong evidence, so it is hopeless to unite the baidao martial arts. And your juniors are too skillful. Poor, even if you get involved, it ’s difficult to say your life, let alone to listen to the truth ...
There was no time to think about it, and the last shot of the table said,
Well, I have n’t had trouble with this old bone for years. It is better to take this opportunity to work harder on the rivers and lakes and help you to explore the news ... "
When Ye Qingxuan heard this, he couldn't help overjoying. With the help of the first of the world, many things became much easier. (To be continued ...)
PS: 5000 words updated.