Chapter 584: You may not believe it, I was blocked by a cat
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Konoha Cold Wind
- Gui Jiu
- 1632 characters
- 2021-03-04 04:28:26
At five o'clock in the evening, Kakashi turned over to Tianzang, went home from Danzang, and walked lazily on the street.
It has already been mid-October, and the autumn mood is getting stronger, and the breeze blows, bringing a slight coolness.
Kakashi found a wild cat peeing under the telephone pole on the side of the street.
Kakashi's childlike heart, crouched down and picked up a dead branch on the side of the road, and poked the cat in the buttocks.
"Meow!!"
The cat was full of excitement and turned around to greet Kakashi's face with a punch.
What a Kakashi, he kicked to the ground at a critical moment, and dodged the cat's eight punches dangerously and dangerously, then he boringly threw the dead branch on the cat's face, turned and left. .
Whoosh!
The black shadow flashed, and the cat blocked his way.
"Does cats hold grudges too?"
Kakashi scratched his head, trying to go around the cat sideways, but no matter how he walked, the cat always stuck in front of him like a ghost.
Kakashi tilted his head and looked at the cat: "Huh?"
"Meow?"
The cat also tilted his furry head and looked at Kakashi in confusion.
Kakashi looked depressed, and was blocked by a cat on his way home. He turned around to spare another street, but after two steps, the cat jumped out again!
Damn it!
Kakashi shook his head, then turned around and shot away.
The cat reacted extremely fast, Kakashi just moved it and jumped out, following Kakashi firmly, trying to stop him!
Kakashi looked back at the cat chasing behind him as he ran, with a weird look in his right eye: I... why can't I get rid of this cat?
Kakashi is now a serious ninja. If it is spread, he can't even get rid of a cat. How will he face the enemy ninja who gave him the nickname "Copy Ninja"?
Kakashi turned the corner of the street, immediately stood against the wall, and then took out a piece of wall covering to cover himself. From a distance, the wall covering in front of him was perfectly integrated with the wall next to him.
The cat hurriedly turned the street corner, because the speed was too fast, the four hooves rubbed a light dust on the ground, it turned to look at the corner, but there was no one.
Disappeared?
The cat sniffed and faintly smelled the person's smell, but, without seeing the white hair and one eye, the cat stretched out his right paw and patted his face, then gracefully took the catwalk, Shi Shiran left .
After half the payment, Kakashi put away the wall covering, put his hands in his pockets with a calm expression, and went home slowly.
After walking two streets, Kakashi was blocked by a fat orange again!
"What's the matter?!" Kakashi's forehead overflowed with blue veins, and his right eye stared fiercely at the big fat orange.
Fat Orange stared at Kakashi unwillingly, his fat body was still eager to try, as if he wanted to punch Kakashi with a set of punches.
Kakashi moved from side to side, and Fat Orange blocked him from side to side. One person and one cat froze in the street.
The passerby looked at the pair strangely, but didn't mix up, and left after a few glances.
Kakashi looked around, a flicker jumped directly onto the wall next to him, and then rushed wildly.
"Meow~~"
Although Fat Orange was fat, he was extremely flexible. He jumped onto the wall in three or two and followed Kakashi desperately.
Why do these cats keep chasing themselves?
This is not spring either.
Kakashi thought depressed, but Kakashi was a Shinobu after all. With his own ingenuity, Kakashi finally returned home safely, but wasted nearly an hour to get rid of the cat.
Kakashi looked helplessly washing and bathing, and then went to bed early.
Tossing and turning on the tatami, Kakashi stretched out his sinful hand from under the quilt, digging under the bed.
It's up to you!
Kakashi shrank his hand and took out a comic with an unusually ‘hot and bumpy’ cover.
Kakashi lit the lamp, squinted his eyes and looked at it.
The next morning, Kakashi just got up to wash after four o'clock.
He and Tenzo are responsible for the safety of Danzo. Tianzo's working hours are from 5 pm to 5 am, while Kakashi is responsible for 5 am to 5 pm, and the two are responsible for twelve hours each.
After making some noodles to fill his stomach, Kakashi left home.
The sun always rises very late in autumn, and the sky of Konoha will be dim, and the stars can be seen faintly, very charming.
Kakashi walked alone on the street, yawning from time to time, and then rubbed his messy white hair.
I forgot to comb my hair.
Kakashi thought lazily.
Ok?
suddenly.
Kakashi paused.
At the street five meters away, behind a telephone pole, a cat head with black spots stretched out.
Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief: from time to time those two yesterday.
But the next moment, the cat with black spots jumped out, blocking Kakashi's path.
"Hey, hey, don't joke with me..."
Kakashi stared at the black-spotted cat, trying to scare it away with his stamina!
The black tabby cat is a little thin and looks like a stray cat with malnutrition.
Kakashi couldn't bear it, so he took out beef jerky and fed it.
He prepared this beef jerky for his own lunch, but the black tabby cat is so big, how much can he eat?
But the facts gave Kakashi a severe lesson. The black-spotted cat chewed on the three-petal mouth, a piece of beef jerky went down, and then chewed another piece of beef jerky.
Kakashi can't give up doing good things halfway, bite the bullet and feed most of the beef jerky to finally feed the black tabby cat.
"Well, you can eat liangliang pill anyway, although it tastes bad."
Kakashi stood up and shrugged, and said, "Then, I'm leaving."
Kakashi walked two steps to the left, and the black tabby cat blocked him.
Kakashimo took two steps to the right emotionally, and the black tabby cat blocked him.
"..."
Did I feed my dog dry cow head? !
Will your conscience hurt? !
Kakashi bent over and stared at the black tabby cat.
"Meow?"
Seeing that Kakashi didn't move, the black tabby cat squatted down, stretched out his front paws and licked with his tongue, and then began to wash his face.
"How can I talk to a cat..."
Kakashi sighed and stepped back slowly.
The black-spotted cat stopped washing his face immediately, and took a few steps forward to keep blocking.
Kakashi frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong.
Recalling the past, Kakashi started to recall from the moment he remembered it. After half an hour, he suddenly remembered that he came home from get off work yesterday and stabbed a cat in the eye with a dead branch.
Is that cat the boss of all stray cats in the village?
So I was hunted and killed by a stray cat offering a reward?
Kakashi frowned: If this is the case, it would be difficult to handle.
Kakashi thought for a while, his eyes brightened: there is it!
Spiritualism!
Kakashi bit his thumb and psyched out Parker, his only talking ninja dog.
"Morning, Kakashi, is there an urgent task for calling me out so early?" Parker yawned when he came out, looking around from time to time, looking around.
"It has nothing to do with the task, but it should be more serious than the task."
Kakashi squatted down, stretched out his hand to protect his mouth, and approached Parker's ear and said, "I seem to be offered a reward by the stray cat in the village."
"What?" Parker was startled.
"Anyway, you go talk to that cat and let it let me go." Kakashi said as he pointed to the black tabby cat who was squatting two meters in front of him and started washing his face again.
Parker's face was dumbfounded, his skin collapsed, and he said bitterly: "But Kakashi, I am a dog. It is a cat. It is not a kind. It may not be able to communicate smoothly."
"Well, please, anyway." Kakashi patted Parker's head.
Parker couldn't help but turned around and ran to the black tabby cat happily.
"Hello, hello." Parker said.
"Meow?" The black tabby cat tilted his head and tentatively stretched out the cat's paw to pat Parker's head.
Parker took two steps back and asked, "Why do you stray cats offer Kakashi a reward?"
"Meow!" Seeing that Parker dared to hide from his cat's claws, the black tabby cat became more interested and couldn't help taking two steps forward.
"Hey, I'm talking to you." Parker said sternly.
"Meow." The black tabby cat peeked into his claws, curled up a demon wind and patted Parker on his head.
Parker was furious, and rushed to bite with it.
"Although it's different from what I thought, but..."
Kakashi waved, "Thanks, Parker."
When the words fell, Kakashi had jumped onto the fence and ran away in a hurry.
By the time Kakashi arrived at the door of Tuan Zang's house and turned to Tian Zang, it was already past five o'clock.
"Captain Kakashi~EbookFREE.me~You are late." Tianzang vomited weakly.
It’s really hard to stay up every night.
"Well, you may not believe it, but the way I came was really blocked by a black-spotted cat, and then I wasted some time thinking about life." Kakashi said.
Also black tabby cat, why don't you fat orange?
Tian Zang squinted and looked at him blankly.
"I didn't lie." Kakashi was helpless, akimbo, trying to explain but didn't know where to start.
Can't you tell the story of poke the cat's butt-eye yesterday?
"I don't care, since Captain Kakashi is half an hour late, then I have to make up for this half an hour!" Tianzang was righteous, and slipped away.
What can Kakashi do? He sighed and squatted in the corner silently looking at the door of Tuan Zang's house.
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