Chapter 295: The ancient **** of fat house internet addiction
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Krypton Gold
- Wu Zhi
- 2008 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:22:27
"Are you asking me?" The drum's tone was filled with surprise.
Drum of course knows what Krypton Gold is called. In the human memory that he was'read', there are scenes of playing games to recharge Krypton Gold. Although he has no idea about money or recharge, he is still very interested in those games.
In ancient times, there were no games to play. Although there are games in modern times, mobile phones, game consoles and other equipment cannot be used normally due to the harsh environment of the snowy mountains.
Otherwise, it would be impossible for the base to issue a dedicated tablet to each team that performs the task!
In these dedicated tablets, there are no games installed. So even if the drum has been ‘collected’ several dedicated tablets, but still has not played a game, just a ‘cloud player’ who has watched ‘game videos’ in the memory of others.
Su Mu said: "Of course I am asking you, now there is no one else here except you and me."
The drum sneered again and again, and secretly said: "Don't think I don't know, the gods you serve are hidden in the dark, saying that only you and me, no one else...This can't deceive me at all!"
But instead of exposing Su Mu, he asked, "What do you want me to do? I can't play games in the cage of the snow mountain."
Su Mu raised his brows slightly, but he noticed the regret and disappointment revealed in the drum tone.
Does the drum like to play games? OK! Those who like to play games are good leeks...good boy!
Maybe I can use this to extract more benefits from the drum?
Thinking of this, Su Mu's face showed a ‘G fat smile’.
This smile is so charming, it makes the drum shudder, and I always feel that something bad is about to happen to me.
This feeling made him both surprised and confused, and couldn't help thinking: "Am I afraid? Afraid of this human being? How could it be possible!"
In order to prove that he was not afraid, the drum shouted in a loud voice, "You, you, you...you don't laugh!"
Why are you stuttering? Su Mu was a little puzzled, but didn't stop smiling, and said, "Do you want to play a game? I can help you."
"Can you help me? How can you help?" Su Mu stopped smiling and asked quickly, with surprises and expectations in his tone, as well as a worry. "Mobile phones and computers can't be played in the snow mountain cage at all! Unless you can help me, let my clone find someone to possess outside."
"I am curious to ask, what will happen to the person you possess?"
"In general, the soul is scattered, unless the person's soul is strong enough, but even so, most of the soul has to be abandoned."
This situation is similar to Su Mu's guess. He couldn't help but feel a little afraid. If the drum didn't pull the wrong target, and he found Xiaoye directly, would he have to occupy the magpie's nest, and then he would lose his soul?
Not right, there is a life puppet on Xiao Ye Zi's body, which should help her escape.
Su Mu will never be an accomplice to the drum.
"If you want to play games, there is no need to find someone outside. I can get you some cold-resistant mobile phones and computers."
"Really?"
"of course it's true!"
Since the dedicated tablet computer distributed by the base can be used in the snowy mountains, after researching it, it should be no problem to improve the mobile phone or computer that takes into account the cold resistance and performance. Of course, the premise is that the drum can give him enough ‘project funds’.
As long as the funds are sufficient, let him install a WIFI on the drum and steal the network of the base in the fierce snow mountain. There is no problem.
If you can really train an ancient demon into an internet addicted teenager, the sense of accomplishment is not so great! And this can be regarded as persuading people to be good, to correct evils and to make prostitution good... a great thing!
"What do you want?" Gu asked, but he remembered Su Mu at the beginning and asked him if he wanted krypton gold.
As long as Su Mu can do things well for him, make him comfortable, he is still very happy.
Ha ha. These ancient monsters and gods have really stayed in the cage for a long time. They don't know the sinisterness of modern society. Su Mu doesn't teach them a lesson, and they are all sorry for the title of "dog profiteer".
Little 氪 happy to write? Just want to stop?
How do you look down on dogs for plotting tricks?
Don't think you are an ancient god, as long as you open the head of Krypton Gold, you will never want to stop, you will only continue to Krypton, the more Krypton, the more Krypton, the happier, the dog plans to not be bankrupted by you Krypton, Can't stop for a day!
"If I want money, you definitely don't have it..."
Su Mu was interrupted by the drum before he finished speaking.
He said angrily: "I don't have money? Who do you look down on? Don't think I don't know that the fierce beasts in the cage of the snow mountain can be exchanged for money in your base! These fierce beasts survive by absorbing my mana. It’s like the livestock that I raise. I sell them. It’s reasonable, right? You go into the snow mountain cage now. I drive the beasts to death in droves in front of you. You can take them to the base and sell them. Is it money!"
Fuck? !
Su Mu was shocked.
This operation is really nasty!
If it's not for the snowy mountains, you don't want to enter, you have to get the related tasks first, otherwise, you can really make a lot of money by relying on this trick.
I am not a hunter of beasts, I am just a porter of beasts...
Imagine, alone, with a space magic weapon into the fierce land of the snow-capped mountains, come back a moment later, dump countless beast corpses from the space magic weapon, pile up several mountains... That scene, really don't be too amazing!
It's a pity that I can only wait for the next time I enter the fierce land of the snow-capped mountains, and then make this plan.
"Your plan is very good, but it can't be realized in a short period of time. Let's switch to another method of krypton gold, do you have any treasure? It is best if I can use it."
"Baby? My body is the best baby!" Gu said proudly.
"..." Su Mu has a black line.
I really didn’t see it, you are still so narcissistic...
Even if your body is the best baby, can you use it for me?
I very much suspect that you are driving pornography!
Su Mu took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and asked, "Except for your body?"
"Then there will be no more."
Su Mu: "……"
drum: "……"
Damn it, is this really an ancient monster? Is it really the second generation of God? Is his father really the famous candle dragon? How do you feel that he is poorer than the monster? There are some treasures on the monster. Why did it get to him, but it was a poor clink?
"Are you really a dragon?" Su Mu asked.
"Nonsense, I must be a dragon, and I am also a very high-grade dragon!"
Gu is very proud when talking about his race and blood.
"Then why don't you have any treasures? You dragons, shouldn't you like to collect treasures?"
Gu seriously thought about it: "Well, it's probably because of my father's character. He usually lays on Zhongshan, motionless, and doesn't go anywhere. This is the same for me. Apart from going out for drinks, other time They are all nesting in the mountains, too lazy to collect the treasures."
Su Mu became speechless.
Well, the drum is still the character of a dead house? Dare to die, this creature has existed since ancient times? But if he was really such a dead house, how could he kill the immortal Baojiang, and how could he be imprisoned in a fierce land?
Su Mu was skeptical of what he said.
But what the drum said just now reminded Su Mu.
The drum body is indeed a treasure! He is Shenlong, the son of Candle Dragon! His dragon blood, dragon beard and dragon scales are all good things! Especially dragon blood, if you can get some, take it back and make it into dragon blood pills and dragon blood powder, the effect will definitely be better than the dragon blood pills and dragon blood powder!
Although he focused on Gu’s ‘body’, Su Mu did not show it, lest he sit on the floor and raise the price.
He sighed and pretended to say helplessly: "If this is the case, then I can only wait for me to enter the fierce land of the snowy mountains next time. You drive the beasts and exchange them for money. You don't have to let them kill by suicide. Live ones can be sold at higher prices."
"What about my mobile phone, computer, and game console?" asked the drum, and added: "Also, I want to drink! Good wine!"
Want to drink good wine without money? You have a papa!
Su Mu said: "You must have all of these things you want, but you have to postpone it. You have to wait until you give money and gold before you can give it to you."
"Huh?" The drum was stunned, "Can't you just take it on credit first?"
"Sorry, small business, no credit."
Which game have you seen, can you still owe Krypton?
I'm going to talk about it again. I really owe you a credit. You have to go wrong in the future. Who can I talk to? The most important thing is that ~EbookFREE.me~ really makes you credit, so who should I go to with my dragon blood, dragon beard and dragon scales?
After Su Mu said that he couldn't use credit, he didn't give a chance to speak up, so he started to enlighten (tempt) endlessly.
"In fact, you don’t need to worry. Whether it’s a game or a drink, it’s the same if you play and drink after a while. Let me tell you, now this game is really fun. In the stand-alone game, "My Name is Link", "Two Happy Plumbers", "An Arrow in My Knee" and so on are all very fun. Come, let me tell you how they play, you will love it...
There are also many fun online games, such as "Watch Ass", "Demacia", and "Jianwang Blind Date Platform", etc., which are all good games. When playing with friends in the game, it is really super cool. Let me tell you... There are also mobile games, which are also very fun, provided that you get Krypton Gold, Krypton Daikin...
In addition to fun games, there are also many good wines, red and white beer, various styles and colors for you to choose from. In addition, there is also a drink called Fat House Happy Water, which is especially suitable for the environment of the snow-capped mountains. As long as you take a sip, you will definitely love it..."
Su Mu was particularly able to say that the content that he said was very attractive. What made the drum listener was scratching his heart, and he was very anxious.
Finally he couldn’t stand it anymore, and shouted: "Stop talking! Give me these things quickly! Don’t you just want baby? My blood, dragon scales, even dragon beard, etc., are all treasures. Here you are! As long as you can give me these games and good wine, and the happy water of the fat house!"
"Okay!" Su Mu nodded and agreed.