Chapter 563: You Are the One
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Krypton Gold
- Wu Zhi
- 1880 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:23:31
Hearing Su Mu's question, the lovebirds, who were quite happy, suddenly became depressed.
They tweeted, and the book quickly translated: "Recently, it's not just our Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University, but there are no lovirs hatched in the nearby schools."
Su Mu's expression also became serious, and he asked, "What should I do?"
Blind dates are a lifelong event for the little lovebirds!
If there is no object, they will not even have a complete body. Let alone flying, it is difficult to walk around. They can only leap on one foot. Once they fall, it is difficult to get up carefully. It is worse than female turtles on the beach.
The book said: "Lovebirds said that blind dates are not expected. They plan to check on the blind date website. If they still can't find a suitable one, they can only give the chicks a custom simulation spouse and use it... "
Su Mu was surprised.
The simulation spouse can understand this, and even the simulation dolls on the neon side can do it vividly and extremely realistically. It is not difficult to be a simulation bird.
Although Su Mu didn't have a deep understanding of the professional knowledge of controlling beasts, when he was learning the knowledge of alchemy, he discovered that the artificial organs in this world, because of the cultivation technology, rarely have rejection reactions.
Believe that lovebird's simulated spouse is the same.
It’s just a dating site, what the is it?
In this world, is there a blind date website specifically for alien animals?
Hearing Su Mu’s question, without the need to speak, the book spirit answered:
There are even blind dates, and there are dating websites. What’s so strange? Not only dating websites, but TV stations also have dating programs. ..."
"The show won't be called If You Are the One?"
"Hey, how did you know? You also watched it? Which species of female guest do you like?"
"I haven't read it, I just guessed casually..."
Su Mu secretly sighed: The blind date shows on the earth are all about female guests. This world directly discusses species...
The book Jing Anri said: "The show is very good, you should have time to watch it. A few years ago, there was a green tea spirit with a spirit orifice turned on. In the show, he said that he would rather cry on the limited edition flying dragon mount than Laughing at the low-profile first-level flying sword caused a sensation and heated discussion. However, someone later said that it was an actor arranged by the program group. I don’t know whether it is true or not, so I have the right to watch it for fun."
Su Mu was taken aback: How come this story sounds familiar?
While they were talking, the lovebirds flew up to the chicks, their wings raised, took out their mobile phones, and quickly opened an APP.
Su Mu curiously leaned forward to see that it was really a blind date app.
Not only can you post your own photos, information and blind date on it, but you can also search and view the information of alien animals that have posted courtship information.
When searching, there are not only general options such as address, age, and gender, but also special options such as species and level.
Look at this APP again, those photos of blind date and courtship are either artistic photos or very serious photos of P-obviously a kobold who looks like Erhu, can give P a Wolverine, and a cat demon is born to be a strange animal by P. hideous……
It seems that the situation of ‘photo-deception’ does not distinguish between countries and the world.
The lovebirds quickly searched out some suitable little lovebirds’ blind dates and courtship information, and showed them to the little chicks, which made these little guys excited and screamed.
"They are discussing which bird is more handsome and beautiful." The translation of the book is simple and direct.
Su Mu probe took a look, and felt that the little lovebirds in those photos looked almost the same...
Anyway, he didn't see which one was more beautiful and handsome.
The lovebird couple quickly sent messages to the appropriate little lovebirds on the APP. Later, I took photos of the little chicks, filled in the information, and sent them to the blind date APP, in order to increase the chance of blind date.
They were also broken for their children's marriage. Although they were parents for the first time, they were quite competent.
Su Mu saw Cai Mao and Tu Shan Mi Mi, and they all ran out of the kitchen to watch the excitement, so he smiled and asked:
"Do you want someone? If you want, I will also help you send a blind date message on the APP? How do you say it is also the chef and important employee of the well-known catering company Maofan restaurant, and the most important thing is that there is a generous good boss. The conditions can be said to be quite high..."
Cai Mao and Tu Shan Mi rolled their eyes together, one said "not interested", the other said "no need".
Mao Sun also shook his head and said that he didn't need it. There are many medical shoots in Qingcheng Mountain, so he doesn't need to go to APP for a blind date to find someone.
"I'm still young, so I don't need it for now."
Seeing Su Mu looking at him, the other poor Tushan Fox and Xianluo, who were not worthy of their names, also shook their heads and tentacles, indicating that they didn't need them.
"Well, our closest brother... Look, how about sending me a blind date? They are not interested in this matter, I do."
Su Mu turned his head ^_^ On the delicate cover, there was a shy blushing expression.
Book essence:
"Aren't you a book? Still need an object?"
Su Mu was surprised and wanted to say that you are like this, how can you use it when you find someone? Is it rubbing together? But if you want to say that...what is a stack of books on the table?
What about gathering people?
In this way, many senior and junior high school students should be arrested because their desks are full of books. What a crime of organizing!
The book's genius never expected that Su Mu's brain opened so fast and so big.
It smiled embarrassedly and said: "I'm not an ordinary book, I'm a book master. Besides, there is an old saying that there is Yan Ruyu in the book? That is our book master's marriage advertisement since ancient times."
I don’t read much, don’t lie to me. When did Yan Ruyu become a book master's marriage advertisement in the book? Is it really okay for you to misuse Lu Xun like this?
Seeing the book spirit is serious, Su Mu asked again: "Why don't you look for the book spirit in the library? Are the book spirits in the library all your relatives?"
"That's not true." The book spirit shook left and right, as if shaking his head. "It's just the book spirits in the library. We stay together all the year round. It's really too familiar to start."
Su Mu said, "That's true. Then I will take a few photos for you and send them to the blind date app. You are both a civil servant and a part-time job and subsidy in a well-known company. The conditions can be said to be very good and should be very popular. "
On the cover of the book essence, his mouth opened immediately, revealing an excited smiling face, and said again and again: "Yes, I think so."
Su Mu quickly helped it to take a good photo, but when it was about to upload, he was stopped by it: "Our dear brother, you can upload it for me."
"What's so good about this photo?"
Su Mu was surprised.
The book spirit is a book in the photo. How can this be?
P thin or P thick? Microdermabrasion or thin cover?
"Forget it, I'll go find Tu Shan Mi Mi." Shu Jing sighed, "And your picture, the picture is not very good, it doesn't show my figure at all."
Su Mu:? ? ?
I was actually disgusted by a book about photography technology? But you are just a book, square, where is your figure? I just want to make the bumps and convexities of your picture perfect, but that's not good.
Forget it, wait for it to find Tushan Mi Mi, I will save trouble.
Su Mu shook his head, deleted the photo of the book master in the phone, picked up the phone, and then looked at the book on the stone table, and found a few feathers on the book.
It is the feathers of lovebirds.
"Have you shed hair?" Su Mu was startled and turned to ask.
The hair of lovebirds is linked to their physical and spiritual conditions. So when he saw hair loss, Su Mu's first reaction was that the lovebird was sick?
When the book master went to the kitchen, Mao Sun took on the role of translator.
"Lovebirds say that their feathers are replaced every few years. In addition, after hatching a bird, it will shed and moult. This is a normal physiological phenomenon and does not harm their body or spiritual power."
"It turned out to be like this, it scared me." Su Mu understood, and was relieved.
Then another question came to mind: "So, in the past few days, lovebirds have lost a lot of hair?"
"It's taken off a lot." Mao Sun nodded.
"Where are those feathers? You won't throw them away?" Su Mu hurriedly asked.
The feathers of lovebirds can enhance the relationship between husband and wife.
Not only that, single dogs must have the feathers of lovebirds, and the success rate of confession and the success rate of leaving the single can be greatly improved.
Otherwise, when the Lovebirds followed Wen Wubin to pick up Su Mu and Su Ye, how could they be surrounded by the aunts in the community and almost turned into a hairless chicken?
In addition to worrying about children and grandchildren, this group of grandparents might want to have another spring.
So the feathers of the lovebirds are really a good thing. If they can be made into a charm talisman, it will have an effect on both cultivators and ordinary people.
It would be a shame to throw it away.
Fortunately, Mao Sun said: "They are all collected ~EbookFREE.me~ in the storage box in the living room. Xiaoye said, these feathers are definitely useful for you."
"My sister understands me." Su Mu said with a smile, relieved.
Mao Sun hesitated for a moment, and did not tell Su Mu, Xiao Ye Zi also said: As long as it is something that can make money, my brother will not let it go.
Su Mu commanded: "Mao Sun, you take a hard trip and send the feathers dropped by the lovebirds to the factory, so that they can hurry up and design and produce a batch of'love accessories', which will be put on the shelves in time for Double Eleven. "
"Double Eleven?" Mao Sun was taken aback when he heard the words, "Isn't that Singles Day? Is it really good to sell love accessories on Singles Day?"
Su Mu smiled: "You haven't been in a relationship before, don't understand. It's so memorable to get out of Singles Day. And such an anniversary is guaranteed to be remembered."
Mao Sun said ‘oh’ and didn’t say anything, but he was complaining in his heart: It’s as if you have been in a relationship...
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