Chapter 75: Conscience boss teaches you to draw cards online
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Krypton Gold
- Wu Zhi
- 1553 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:21:27
The video is not long, only a few minutes, and the picture quality can only be said to be mediocre. It is completely incomparable with the advertisements shot by a professional team. However, this video still barely shows the effect and power of the fleshy magic weapon.
When seeing more than fifty cursing and weak debuff spells, Qi Qi banged on a person whose whole body was covered with mosaics, causing him to be drained of spiritual and physical strength instantly, holding his waist and limp to the ground, lost Combat power...Everyone couldn't help shivering, and subconsciously reached out and touched his waist, as if his waist was also hurting.
The dormitory area of Southwest University of Science and Technology and Xiuzhen.
Xu Lin was holding her mobile phone. After seeing this, she couldn't help but sucked in a mouthful of Liangpi. After chewing and swallowing quickly, she sighed: "This magic weapon has too many debuff spells, right? Ten of them smashed on my body, and I had to lie on my back... But where did the Krypton shop find the actors, so dedicated, they actually carried a wave of spells, so I’m not afraid that my body will be ruined after shooting this commercial. Up?"
Zhao Yuan sat next to him, holding the porridge from the school cafeteria in one hand and a big bun in the other. He said as he ate, "Don't talk about you, so many debuff spells set the fire, it is the third level strength. Those who are cultivators also have to kneel! The top three may be able to hold it, but they will also be trapped and cannot get out in a short time."
Chen Kai looked at the two helplessly: "I said you two, can you go back to your yard for breakfast? What are you doing in my yard every day during this period?"
"Shut up, Ouyao, sit there honestly, just spread your European spirit to us!"
"Why did we come to you, can you not count it? Of course it's here to inhale your European spirit."
Xu Lin and Zhao Yuan raised their heads together, what they said was justified, and Chen Kai opened his mouth wide, wondering how to refute.
Xu Lin and Zhao Yuan were not the only ones who were surprised by the power of the fleshy magic weapon.
Although Su Mu wrote in the product introduction column that there are 28 built-in spells in the fleshy artifact, he did not explain that the effect in the video was caused by the simultaneous activation of two fleshy artifacts.
And in the video, the scene where a bunch of debuff spells hit Yu Changhai at the same time really surprised many people. They thought that this effect was released by a fleshy magic weapon. Don't let it be shocked.
Su Mu certainly would not admit that this is false propaganda.
I have noted that there are 28 built-in spells in the fleshy artifact. You just need to be careful and serious, pause and count them, and you can still see the effect in the video. In fact, they were produced by two fleshy artifacts.
Besides, there are big beef and big prawns in the advertisement of instant noodles. Where can I go? Why is it false?
After a few minutes of quiet in the Q&A section, a new wave of frenzy was set off.
There was a question and answer that instantly became a hot topic: "You said this is a defensive magical weapon? What are you kidding? So many debuff spells that instantly gather fire are almost catching up with the effect of Katyusha washing the ground! Is it an attacking magic weapon?!"
Without Su Mu himself, he will soon have Xueba in the Q&A section to help him popularize science: "This magical item is really not an offensive type, because it does not have many built-in offensive spells, and most of the spells are still auxiliary. Classes and debuffs, according to international standards, are indeed defensive weapons.
It's just that the idea of this defensive artifact is rather different. At present, most defensive weapons on the market use a shield, and then add a bunch of buffs and protection buffs to the protection target, so that it can withstand the enemy's attack or persist until the support arrives. Although there are debuff spells against the enemy, they are not as many as this magic weapon...
The idea of this magical weapon is to actively defend, aiming at exhausting the enemy to death, so as to achieve the defensive effect. Not to mention, judging from the situation in the video, it is quite effective..."
Xueba's analysis has attracted a lot of people to study and discuss. At the same time, many people realized that the original defense can still be played like this, but it opened their eyes and thoughts.
Unfortunately, although there are many people watching the excitement, there are no orders to buy succulent artifacts.
This situation was in Su Mu's expectation, so he was not in a hurry. After all, the customer base of Succulent Dharma Tools is mainly ordinary people and first-level practitioners who have graduated. These people know that there are not many flagship stores in Krypton Jinchengxian, and more publicity is needed.
As for the propaganda activities, Su Mu already has a draft, but it needs to be improved before it can be produced.
Although no one placed an order, there were many people who made fun of it.
Most people are saying that the Krypton shop finally has a conscience this time, and there is no such thing as a lucky rune and other treasures to draw cards to open a package to deceive Krypton.
can only say that their understanding of dog planning is obviously not deep enough.
Although the fleshy magic weapon is not easy to draw cards to open the package, Su Mu has methods and means to cheat...Bah, it is to increase the power and effect of the fleshy magic weapon to a certain extent. Of course, this kind of promotion is paid, after all, he needs to pay cost and effort. And this kind of improvement will also have some risks...
After the ridicule, people began to urge the delivery again, urging to re-list the treasures such as luck runes, especially luck runes.
Some people even complain that it is difficult to produce high-quality runes. Although there is a guarantee for ten consecutive years, except for one SSR, the other nine are all N/R runes. Do you dare to believe? This kind of shipment rate is simply too bad, hardly worthy of the title of conscience in the krypton shop industry.
Although this title has always been self-styled by Su Mu, the buyers have never admitted it in their hearts...
People’s discussion started following this spit, no longer discussing fleshy artifacts, but one after another discussing how dark luck runes are when opening packages, and how low the chances of good runes are.
This makes Su Mu upset.
I have guaranteed you SSR for ten consecutive years. With such a conscience, even if you are not grateful, you still say I am black?
Besides, if you can't produce good products, shouldn't you blame your blood and luck? Why do you blame me?
After thinking about it carefully~EbookFREE.me~, he decided to teach these people how to open packages scientifically and draw cards reasonably as a senior planner.
He crackled out a tutorial and put it on the homepage of the online shop.
The title is very common, just called: "Teach you to open high-quality runes."
The content is as follows:
"The first thing is to choose a lucky day to open the package. Friends who understand the art of divination, it is best to do divination. Those who do not know the art of divination, please choose 6 o'clock, 8 o'clock, 16 o'clock, and 18 o'clock to please. . Secondly, before opening the package, please burn incense and wash your hands, and then put a festive BGM. For example, good luck or something, to get the effect of improving luck.
At the end, remember to kneel down when opening the package, don't ask why, just kneel down. Shout out the seller's father to give me a good rune. In this way, good runes can generally be produced. If it still doesn't come out, it can only mean that your pedigree and luck are too dark and bad. It has nothing to do with our online store, because we are absolutely conscientious! "
As soon as this tutorial came out, the buyers in the online store were all excited and applauded.
This said: "Fuck me... I sent a bunch of flowers to the boss, what you said is really good, you really have a'conscience'!"
That said: "The boss is your uncle... you are in good health! His old man must be able to live such a healthy life according to your instructions, right?"
"Ha ha."
Seeing these comments, Su Mu nodded with satisfaction.
It seems that my tutorial is still very popular.
As for the words urging the baby to re-launch, he rightly didn't see it.
Don't worry about it, wait until he enters the Xiuzhen University, because he is afraid that he will really be beaten.
When I arrive at the Xiuzhen University, how can I be safer... right?