: chapter 3

When Zhang Shun woke up the next morning, his brother was naked, his back to him, and the bathroom mirror.
At first Zhang Shun thought his brother was shaving, and he was shocked in an instant: his brother would grow a beard! So grounded!
Then it was found that he was wearing contact lenses, and he was relieved. He felt that his brother was still familiar with it. He didn't suddenly start eating human fireworks because the two brothers shared a bed together for one night.
"Brother!" Zhang Shun asked with a yawn. "Which chick did you lucky last night? Mouth
Is it hot?"
Chu He picked up his shirt and put it on, while buckling up and expressing blankly: "You will die on this uncovered mouth sooner or later."
Zhang Shun has an advantage, that is, he does not move easily, and he laughs and passes by. Everyone around him knows that although Zhang Jia Er Shao is a dumb guy who can’t stand up, he has a good temper, and never engages in the bad things of bullying a woman, even if someone disobeys him face to face, he scolds the two Sentence, I forgot in five minutes.
There is nothing more to talk about with the elder brother who has been with his family for a long time. Zhang Shun scratched his head and lazily got up and asked: "I'm going to the master to come to the town house today, why are you going to come together?" "
Chu He changed his face and said: "It's okay, don't do those godly things at home!"
"Oh-Master Xinglong Street, the whole northeast is famous, this family was haunted last night..."
"Being a businessman's house, feng shui can also be turbulent?" Chu He said mercilessly: "You are free to go pick up girls and fight casually, don't bring those monk priests home!"
Zhang Shun pouted: "Is it okay to know it?"
His brother's face calmed down. He picked up a thin black tie in the closet and said, "A Japanese consortium invests in the city under the name of a religious visit. It is said to build a Sanlitun Development Zone. In the five-star hotel, Mayor Huang named our company to accompany the reception. I may not come back for dinner."
The last sentence touched the heart, Zhang Shun thought with a bit of emotion that their brother hadn't had dinner together for a long time. He just wanted to say that I won't go out to play tomorrow night. Let's eat together at home, only to see his brother picked up his coat and walked out of the door.
"..." Zhang Shun said: "I really shouldn't be guilty."
Zhang Ershao yawned and went downstairs to eat, smiled with the old housekeeper hippie, and flirted with the new maid, threw the tableware, and drove out of the new Ferrari.
Although he promised his brother not to engage in feudal superstitions at home, Zhang Ershao just said that he actually made up his mind to invite "superiors" to come home and take a good look at Feng Shui. During this time, he felt that his home was not very peaceful. Several wealthy goldfish kept in the pool in the front yard died. Several legends among the servants saw white shadows on the corridor, not to mention the dark warehouse in the back yard. Even the old housekeeper secretly told him that he heard ghosts crying at night, and he was so scared that he didn't even call the German Wolfhound in the nursing home.
Two types of people are the most superstitious this year, one is a rich businessman, and the other is an intellectual. Although Zhang Ershao was a dude, he did not be lazy when he was studying. He was sent to key universities in the country by countless super teachers and private assistants. After graduation, he went to his foreign grandparents to get a master's degree. The master's degree bought with money is a hard-brand master's degree from a foreign bull school who successfully graduated with the strength of the exam and wrote the thesis overnight. If his dad was seriously ill, he had to give up his studies and return to his country. Now Zhang Ershao can somehow be a doctor of Niu school and come back.
Therefore, Zhang Ershao accounted for both, so he believed these gods and gods.
Zhang Shun made a phone call with one of the hard-working fox friends, the mayor of the city, Huang Nei, his nephew, Huang Pian, and asked with carelessness, "Which yellow powder bed is lying on the bed? Come out for me. , I have something for you!"
Huang Pian said angrily: "You're lying on the bed of Xiaofentou! Lao Tzu had a midnight drink with the from the Environment Bureau last night! What are you doing? There is nothing to say but nothing to hang up!"
"Hey, hey--don't hang it, I ask you, last time you said that you would be free to introduce me to the master named Fang, can I still have time to find him today?"
"Why?"
"The right thing," Zhang Shun said solemnly, "Laozi's house is haunted, please ask the master to catch the demon."
Huang Pian was about to hang up the phone and go back to sleep. When he heard it, he suddenly got excited: "What catches the demon? What catches the demon?"
Zhang Shun then held the steering wheel in one hand and the phone in the other, and briefly told last night's horror scene. Huang Pian heard a loud voice, and after repeatedly confirming with Zhang Shun that he was not having a nightmare in the middle of the night or having nothing to do with jokes and scares, he said that this kind of excitement must be put together, so he took Master Fang to join Zhang Shun.
"But isn't your brother the most annoying monk priest?" Huang Ping asked, "Are you sure your brother has entertainment tonight? In case he suddenly comes back to Master Fang, I can't afford to lose this face."
Zhang Shun said: "Come on, porn, my brother and your uncle will deal with Japanese investors tonight-he will not come back in the middle of the night, we have a quick decision, or I will not dare to go home tonight Go to bed."
Huang Pian exploded: "You are not allowed to call me nicknames!"
Chu He's eyelids jumped all afternoon, but he couldn't figure out what happened.
He did not know his younger brother, who was not successful enough, and had completely forgotten his morning warning.
He was led by the clerk to the sofa of the mayor’s secretariat. The secretary personally put the fruit tray on the cigarette and made a special offer of Tieguanyin from the pot. He smiled and asked: "Mayor Huang knows you are coming, but unfortunately there is a The conference call is not over yet-you sit down for a while, how long will I go to show you?"
Chu He nodded his head, and the secretary came back in a hurry, and his face was a little puzzled: "Mayor Huang said please go in."
Chu He almost guessed what was happening, but without saying much, he entered the office nodded and pushed open the heavy wooden door directly.
The mayor’s office is a standard government-style double suite. Outside is a small parlor with a study inside. Chu He closed the door with his backhand, cut off the secretary's curious gaze, and walked behind the large desk to see a fat fur weasel with shiny fur, his two paws covering his neck, wriggling painfully on the ground.
"Chicken-chicken bones stuck in his neck," Mayor Huang rolled his eyes desperately: "Quick, help me get out--"
Chu He: ".................."
Chuhe Lisuo lifted the weasel back and sat on one leg across it, grabbed the furry back of the neck, slammed his elbows, the sound of the card was crisp, and chicken bones spewed directly from the mouth of the weasel.
"Cough cough cough! Cough cough cough cough cough!" Weasel coughed again and again to restore human form, spreading on the ground with a fat belly, with tears asked pitifully: "You, you have to be so rude to me every time ?"
"..." Chu He said: "Far away from me, fat."
Mayor Huang immediately climbed up from the ground at an unbelievably sensitive speed for the fat man, tucked his tail into his trousers, and said strictly: "Don’t call me nicknames!-Besides, the mayor is not fat, That mayor is full!"
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The benefits of a weasel as a magistrate are many. According to Mayor Huang, if you are an adult, how can you still be greedy, and let him meet two chickens a day.
Of course, there are some disadvantages. For example, the secretary often smells the strange smell of fried chicken in the mayor's office, and sometimes there are chicken feathers with unknown blood stains on the ground.
Of course, compared with this disadvantage, the benefits of Mayor Huang really make the people of this city have nothing to say. For example, when the bird flu in the north occurred, Mayor Huang took the case, and he was furious. The health committee strictly conducted a thorough investigation to quickly ensure the safety and health standards of the city’s poultry meat industry. For example, when the drainage oil was prevalent, Huang The mayor relentlessly popularized it, and in the end, in order to prevent the hidden dangers of the relevant departments from hiding up and down, and even hesitating to take the risk, he squatted down the road every day to try the fried chicken on the street stall.
Probably because of the good official voice, the Central Monster Management Committee opened Mayor Huang's eyes. Although he was not promoted, he had not been allowed to adjust or demote for at least a few years.
Mayor Huang is still very complacent. He feels that he can enter human eyes as a monster. It is really a matter of Guangzong Yaozu.
Chu He hit him this way:
"Don't dream anymore. The people from Maoshan can line up. There is a special office in Guo'an. Nine of them are zombies. Who can take care of you, the mayor of the 7th or 8th line?"
Mayor Huang: "...I'm a parent official anyway, can I save some face!"
Mayor Huang, the parent's official, hummed his huge body into the red flag car, because the area was too large, Chuhe almost couldn't even wear the seat belt, so he finally took the buckle from Mayor Huang's big Take out below: "... Lao Huang, you really want to lose weight."
"I lost five pounds of meat this week, do you know!" Mayor Huang said with a bitter face: "Since I learned that the Japanese Aida Consortium is coming to invest in our small cities in the eighth and eighth tiers, the province has sent people to stop Hu, what made me eat bad and sleep badly, and the old problems of both qi and blood deficiency and mental weakness are all coming back!"
Chu He held his breath and fumbled for a moment when he buckled his seat belt.
"You said that the central demon committee didn't agree with me. Why do the provinces always look at me and don't look good? Do they know that I'm a weasel? Certainly not!-Is it because I snatched the city of the old Wu Na Wang Ba Lao? Long seat? But that was also his own death! Although the collapse of the city center overpass also has the cause of trouble, the main reason is that the old Wu and the old kings have eaten too many rebates from the developers. If it’s not me When the opportunity came and took you out of the Jinmao Building, the cement foundation collapsed. At that time, hundreds of people on the road were killed..."
Mayor Huang skillfully took out a greaseproof paper bag from the side of the car seat, took out the chicken bones from inside and crunched it up.
"You said how difficult it is for our city to develop from a small county to the present, and finally it is easy to attract a foreign investment. My mayor was so excited that he didn't fall asleep for three days. It all burst into tears! The province does not say that it strongly supports and praises it. I even sent someone to cut down the dog, and my conscience was eaten by the dog! Isn’t it because the old Wu who I got down was the heir to the province!I also wanted to secretly contact with foreign businessmen, fortunately I found it early , Annoying Lao Tzu to kill them with a fart!"
The corner of Chuhe's mouth was almost invisible.
"Who was sent from the province?"
"It is said that it is the reception office for foreign guests." Mayor Huang said: "A female director named Li, with a little white face named Zhou, and a few clerks. Hum wants to meet with foreign businessmen today. Drunk them and left them in the hotel..."
This Japanese foreign businessman arrived yesterday, and had invited a wind banquet last night. Mayor Huang intended to arrange another tour today to show and show the city’s strong development momentum, and then set up a sauna at night to further cultivate feelings; but the Japanese side is very efficient and directly proposed to go to the suburban development area to see the venue and strive for The site selection was settled within these two days.
Mayor Huang also has nothing to say about this—a hammer hammer sale was finalized early, and this piece of fat that fell from the sky was saved.
"Thirty-five billion yuan of foreign investment, maybe building a hotel, but also building a large leisure and entertainment center nearby." Huang Fatzi finished eating chicken bones, wiped his mouth, and patted Chu River's shoulder with care: "Don't say Brothers don’t take care of you, President Chu, if this project can be won, I will treat you as grandpa Huang Daxian!"
"..." Chu He said: "Don't you."
The Red Flag sedan has stopped at the gate of the suburban development center. This place is some distance away from the main road. It is surrounded by a lot of empty land. Apart from the exhibition center that was temporarily built during the architectural planning, there are only a few hospitals and middle schools far away. There is a real estate development area contracted by the builders not far away. The scaffolding just got up, and it is still bumpy at the moment.
The Japanese investor has arrived, surrounded by a group of people, standing by the barbed wire around the open space and not knowing what to look at. No one even noticed when the red flag car stopped.
Mayor Huang got out of the car quite heartily and waved his hand full of energy: "Hey -"
Everyone brushed back.
Immediately afterwards, the director of the exhibition center relied on his thin body and flexible body, and pushed away the crowd and rushed over: "Mayor Huang! Mayor Huang! It's bad, we have an accident!"
He grabbed Huang Fatty, and the whole person was trembling: "Yes-there is-someone jumped the building!"
Mayor Huang: "Ah?!"
Chu He immediately got out of the car, and the director was also frightened, shaking in a hot day, and the sweat of Dou Da running down the eyebrows was too late to wipe: "The one on the side-that construction site, someone just from above Jump down, I, I, I, I saw with my own eyes that he fell into such a huge piece! We just called the police, you may be the mayor, what can I do with this and this..."
Mayor Huang: "What are you talking about?!"
"The person who jumped down was my translator," a man in a gray suit came from the crowd, shook hands with Mayor Huang, and said politely in blunt Chinese: "My translator just said to go to the bathroom, blink I just jumped from above, and it happened to be seen by everyone."
The scene was chaotic. Mayor Huang shook his hand and shook hands with the man, and then turned to whisper to explain to Chuhe: "This is Mr. Aida, the current head of the Aida consortium..." while compellingly calmly greeted Everyone: "Calm down! Calm down! The police will come right away, no one is allowed to go to the scene!"
Chu He's eyes crossed the crowd and looked towards the construction site. After a while, he withdrew again and landed on a young man wearing a white robe on the other side of Japan.
The teenager was only seventeen or eighteen years old, with a handsome face and wide robes and wide sleeves. He followed his eyes with a low eyebrow, and looked like an invisible man silently.
However, for Chu He, his sense of existence is very distinct-the one he wears is a garb.
The boy is a Yin-Yang magician.
I probably noticed Chu He’s gaze, and Aida nodded politely, pointing to the young man’s introduction:
This is a nephew’s nephew, because I know a little bit about fur in catching monsters and demon, so I brought Fengshui for exploration project To assist in project site selection."
He said that he patted Mayor Huang's fat shoulder deeply and said with a smile: "The nephew of the contempt is good-tempered and will not act arbitrarily on the basis of his ability, so the mayor need not be afraid, ha ha ha ha! "
No one else in the confusion understood, but Mayor Huang's face changed almost instantly.
"Xiang...Mr. Xiangtian laughed," the big beads of sweat on the fat face of the weasel rolled down, almost unable to maintain the smile: "Hehe-let the nephew look at the young Junxiu has a boundless future, hehehehehe- "
The young Onmyoji came forward and owed his respectfully in Mayor Huang’s almost frightened eyes. The voice was that natural and soft:
Hello Mr. Huang, my name is Lan Yu.

Immediately after he turned to Chuhe, he seemed to feel some kind of dangerous breath in an instant, and his pupils slightly expanded and contracted.
"..." The young Onmyoji buckled his left thumb with his right palm, clasped his hands, and turned his back outwards. He performed a special meeting ceremony for the warlock:
"Please meet me for the first time."