: Chapter 69

"I, I, I didn't mean it, I couldn't get out, and bored on it..."
Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui's face and was about to squeeze his sleeves to rush over to give him a look of fried pork with belt, and immediately slipped his head out. The result slipped to half, and suddenly it came to me that I was already a righteous buddha. Why is it that the top oss that can be counted in nine days and ten years is afraid of being beaten?
So he coughed immediately and turned back: "Wait, Comrade Zhou Hui, have a little respect for the six religious leaders. When you see me, you will..."
With a loud bang, Zhang Shun fell head-on, Zhou Hui Shi Shiran retracted his fist.
Half an hour later, Zhang Shun squatted down like a horse monkey on the pure gold steps at the entrance of the Buddhist temple, tearing the roots of the soft China.
"Since you have smoke all over you," he choked, "Why don't you have a lighter?!"
Zhou Hui: "...I have quit smoking for a long time. You will just smell it, don't cry, good girl."
Poor Zhang Ershao grew up in Jinyiyushi, Xiangche BMW, and can call a group of young masters to come back to have a happy and happy party. The biggest pain in life is that his brother grabbed his ears and scolded him. One of the happiest rich second generation in China.
Nowadays, when I am the boss, I have to eat, eat, drink, and drink every day. I can only stay in an empty Buddhist hall and count my sweats. The only fun is watching the palace drama dvd. It’s not Blu-ray. .
Buddha is desolate, but so.
Zhou Hui said: "Don't think I don't know, you're like the god-wanted child of God Wan Tiansi. When you read a comic, you have a bunch of second-generation harems. You are just borrowing harem dramas to recall your eroded rich second-generation life. That's it. Why not go to the lower bound?"
"I can't go down!" Zhang Shun collapsed and said, "Do you think I haven't tried it? The old men of Xumishan sent someone to guard the passage for 24 hours. As soon as I saw it, I knelt down and pleaded, calling me Hurry up and go to Xitian! In case there is a demon coming out, you can’t hurt it! The monks are very muscular, holding the same position as the Vajrasaki, like the eighteen bronze men in Shaolin Temple. Do you know that this DVD was made by me for paying a lot of money to bribe Venti? I’m a biotechnologist, is it easy for me to tinker with the generator all day?! You eat spicy and spicy below Yes, relying on the relatives as the Buddha, they dragged 28,500 thousand one by one. Have you ever thought that the young man has no wifi, no signal on it, and even the Zhen Huan biography has been watched 117 times? !"
"..." Zhou Hui asked: "But shouldn't you be pure-hearted, unhappy and sad..."
"I don't know if the wine and meat passed through the Buddha's heart? What happened when I went to experience the world? Don't think I don't know. When my brother kneeled for a thousand years, he was thinking about falling in love. He Why can't I do it?"
The consciousness of Zhang Shun as a Buddha has probably been thrown into unknown dimensions, and the personality cultivated in the twenty years of human life has occupied an absolute dominant position. Zhou Hui looked at him up and down, and he couldn't imagine him sitting on the lotus throne receiving the incense of the believers. He could not help but twitch in the corner of his mouth.
"How about my brother?" Zhang Shun looked up expectantly: "When will my brother hatch and when will he come to rescue me?"
Zhou Hui took the egg out of his pocket and said coldly: "Worship, the best here."
Zhang Shun took it cautiously, observing all directions from top to bottom, left and right, and squinted into the light. He seemed to want to see what it looked like through the eggshell.
However, after seeing nothing for a long time, he shook his head and said: "I don't know how to hatch, it seems that the Phoenix Jade is a spirit of heaven and earth. When it feels that it is okay...it's out."
Zhou Hui asked: "Is there any way for him to think he can now?"
"I don't know, I haven't hatched eggs yet."
"Aren't you a Buddha? Can't you find a way to solve the problem now?"
"Sister-in-law," Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui seriously, and said seriously, "I'm coming to give you a common sense that the false Buddha has wrongly propagated for thousands of years-the phoenix is ​​a heaven and earth buddhism, and our heavenly Buddhism is not a Systematic, just like Taoism's Sanqing and Christ's Virgin Mary Su... Maria and we are not a system, do you understand? The Hunan Provincial Health Department issued a document to let Guangdong Provincial People's Hospital strengthen the prevention of flu season. You think people will listen ?"
Zhou Hui: "..."
"Strictly speaking, it is very inappropriate to give Phoenix the title of Ming Wangzun. It is the same as forcibly appointing other prime ministers as our Minister of Agriculture. However, if you have one more title and more salary, you can go to Xumishan to find Venti Money, right when I offered my brother a gift..."
Zhou Hui said coldly: "Who is your sister-in-law?"
The two looked at each other for a while, Zhang Shun counseled: "...I called to play."
Zhou Hui just stopped, grabbed the Phoenix Egg and turned and left. As a result, Zhang Shun rushed over and hugged his thigh without taking two steps: "Wait! Brother, you are my brother! Where are you going?"
"Come back home."
"Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! Let me show you Zhen Huan! Can I help you hatch eggs?"
Zhou Hui said: "No, no, Buddha, you are already an older child. You have to learn to leave the family to take care of yourself. When a human child is so old... what are you doing! Let me go! Impolite!"
Zhou Hui struggled to pull Zhang Shun away from his thigh, and Zhang Shun burst into tears and burst into tears, struggling only to hear a "thorn--" Zhou Hui's trouser legs were torn in half from the middle.
Zhang Shun: "..."
Zhou Hui: "..."
Zhou Hui was furious: "Zhang Shun! Laozi went to the prison on the colorless sky and went into prison. The trousers cracked, and he was told what to say! Tell me how to explain to your brother in the future! You stupid boy!" go.
Zhang Shun ghost crying wolf howl and flew over: "Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! This lonely place has all kinds of loneliness and coldness. Do you know how I didn't feel it before? How can I be honest I don’t know if I’ve run for thousands of years?!"
Zhou Hui said: "Don't be kidding, you dare to run again and be careful to be discounted by the 18 Arhats..."
"Then take me away and beg you! Don't think I didn't know that you once talked about beating the monks of Xumishan, so arrogant, I'll give you a shot of Armstrong Cyclotron Jet God Lightning Tribulation..."
One Buddha and one demon pulled and pulled in the colorless sky, pulling the trouser legs in the corner of the clothes, and behaved quite uncivilized. Zhou Hui held the belt in one hand to prevent his pants from being pulled out, and made a standard joke in one hand: "Master Buddha, you have misunderstood. I have now abandoned evil and promoted goodness, feeling the Dharma and swearing that I will never dare to move the monks of Xumishan One finger... Let go of me! That's your brother's egg! Be careful!
"Ouch!"
With a click, the phoenix egg slipped out of the chaos, fell to the ground, and the bones rolled forward to buy the little daughter-in-law.
"Egg! My brother's egg!"
"That's your brother's embryo. Eggs generally refer to men..." Zhou Hui was very confused and ran out to pick up eggs. In a hurry, he was squeezed by Zhang Shun who was rushing to pick up eggs at the same time.
In just a few seconds, the Phoenix Egg was like a god, rolling along the way of Zhou Hui to the distance, and came straight to the mouth of the passage.
It is unknown when it will be reopened, and it is directly connected to the entrance of the hell.
Suddenly realized what Zhang Shun suddenly changed: "--Quickly! Quickly pick it up!"
Zhou Hui ran away, and the whole person was like a sharp arrow off the string, but it was too late.
The next second, the Phoenix Egg gently fell into the passage.
Zhou Hui: "..............."
Zhang Shun: "..............."
The two looked at each other as if they were struck by lightning. Time seemed to be still in an instant. Both of them saw the tragic picture of broken eggshells and yellow waves in the eyes of each other.
"You stay on it!" Zhou Hui reacted first and jumped up to the channel quickly.
Zhang Shun ran to the entrance of the tunnel, struggling to watch the strange and strange scene inside.
According to past experience, as long as he jumped down, he would be sent directly to Xumi Mountain, and then the eighteen bronze figures from Shaolin Temple stood in front of him, kneeling down in unison, and the mountain shouted, "Please Buddha enjoy the joy of the colorless sky !"...
But since even Zhou Hui is here, does it mean that the direction inside the channel has changed?
Jump, or not?
If I go to Xumishan to face the old monks again, this dress will definitely be dying for death, maybe the old monks will break out under the stimulus, the chanting practice will expel their personality, change their divine form and come back to the top. It really became a golden body Buddha who can enjoy the bliss of motionless...
But if the channel's direction has really changed, now is a golden opportunity.
As long as Zhou Hui’s demon sticks, the people of Xumishan must not dare to babble. Then he will hide in the human world and come back after tens of centuries...
If you don't enter the tiger's cave, you won't be able to get the tiger son. Zhang Shun looked at the mouth of the passage symbolizing freedom, his teeth biting and his heart jumping, jumping!
The next time the wind whispered in my ears, the sense of weightlessness made the eyes black, and the time seemed to be stretched and still in the space dislocation, followed by a bang!
Hell, not Zhoushan, Zhang Shun fell on the damp and rugged ground of the valley, his pained like a cracked eight petals.
He looked around at the dark red trees, the light gray devil, and could hardly believe that he had such good luck.
"Zhou...Zhou Hui!" Zhang Shun swayed up and shook the bushes loudly: "Zhou Hui! How is my brother?"
Zhang Shun's voice stopped abruptly, and not far away, the huge eyes of Hell covered the whole valley, and a slight blood red halo appeared. On the huge rock protruding beside the devil's eyes, Zhou Hui was standing motionless, facing away from him, with no expression on his face.
"Zhou Hui! What's wrong, my brother's egg is not broken?!"
Zhang Shun jumped out of the bushes, passed through the valley that was particularly slippery because of the fog, and ran back to Zhou Hui to stop, lifting his eyes and suddenly stunned.
I saw that the Phoenix egg fell on a sharp rock at the edge of the magic eye, and a crack has been cracked. The crack of the turtle is continuously extending and expanding along the opening. In the slight and unusually clear cracking sound, it is about to crack. [Entertainment Circle] Hong Kong's situation.
"..." Zhang Shun's voice was trembling: "Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Hui, it, it, it, it's going to break..."
Zhou Hui stared at the unbreakable egg, and could see nothing else. His mind was blank, his breathing stopped completely, and his heart hit the throat at once, because it was so intense that it caused severe pain in the throat infarction.
Click.
Click.
Pieces of eggshell cracked, and the fine powder fell to the ground, and the cracks became bigger and bigger.
In just a few seconds, it was as long as a century had passed. In an almost suffocating stillness, the eggshell made a clear and crisp sound.
At that moment, a deep whistle sounded deep in the valley, in the jungle, and in the endless mountains in the distance, like a bird singing at the same time, spreading its wings and rushing to the sky. Immediately afterwards, the colorful ray of light fell between heaven and earth, the Vatican Admiralty Bells rang together, and the huge and pure energy shock centered on the Phoenix Jade, spreading in all directions, and within a few seconds, even the blood boiling in the distance was hard pressed into Miles plane.
In nine days and ten places, everything bowed its head.
Only this unique Phoenix jade remains in the world, blooming like a lotus spreading halo, and then broken into thousands of pieces!
Thousands of years ago, everything that was revealed in front of Sakyamuni was finally completely replayed in front of Zhou Hui at this moment.
At the next moment, the heaven and earth fairy music resounded through the sky, and the light shook up!
A small outline appeared faintly in the undispersed halo. Zhou Hui almost shivered and stepped forward, his legs bent and he knelt on one knee.
"Tweet--Tweet...Tweet--"
A wet little bird cub stood in a cracked eggshell with golden red and sparse fur, and its round, bright black eyes looked at the world with innocent doubts.
It tilted its head, shaking its small wings covered with young hair, and then saw Zhou Hui, who was nearest to him.
"..."
Zhou Hui opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word. After a while, he made even a strange sound because of his hoarseness:
"Phoenix...phoenix..."
Little Phoenix didn't move, staring at the handsome man with a magical face that he saw at the first sight after his birth. After a while, he took a trembling step and snapped out of the semicircular eggshell.
Zhou Hui had forgotten everything and didn't even think of reaching out to help. When he responded after a few seconds, Little Phoenix had struggled to get up, stumbled and fluttered, and ran in front of Zhou Hui, spreading a little wet wings on him:
"Tweet--"
Zhou Hui stretched out his hand like a dream, and Little Phoenix immediately staggered into the palm, curled up into a fluffy ball.
"Phoenix..." Zhou Hui murmured, even lips were shaking violently when he spoke.
"You... you are back, my phoenix..."
Snuggling in Zhou Hui's palm, Little Phoenix gently rubbed the rough lines of his palm with his tender red beak.
Zhou Hui bowed his head and kissed its small round body, tears running down his cheeks, moistening the soft and fine hair on his body. Little Phoenix seemed a little uncomfortable, but still did not move obediently, rubbing Zhou Hui's face soaked in tears with his head, as if it was a tender touch.
"I am...I miss you very much," Zhou Hui choked with sobs:
"Welcome back, my dear Phoenix."