Vol 2 Chapter 44: Old mother and uncle

　　According to the rules of the real world, early morning is already the next day.
　　In other words, as long as 12 o'clock tonight, Ye Bufan can immediately buy two plug-ins again!
　　 It is very necessary to have enough energy to score.
　　……
　　 After much deliberation, he decisively chose [Shen Bao·Taste Good].
　　【Shenbao·Tastes great: three-time consumables (3/3), the shelf life is permanent, using the hook, you will immediately get a sleep supplement, relieve fatigue, and refresh yourself for another day. 】
　　 [Systematic review: Men's kidneys are good for Shenbao, men's kidneys are good for Shenbao, men's kidneys are good for Shenbao, men's kidneys are good for Shenbao...]
　　……
　　 The final evaluation of the system was actually sung by the female voice of the system with Jay Chou’s melody...
　　 The MLM-like tone, the devilish repetition, the professional harmony, really shocked Ye Bufan!
　　Because he had heard this song on the Internet... an adaptation of a surreal entertainment work.
　　 Unexpectedly.
　　Ma total system, the research is so extensive...
　　
　　 In the end, I spent 199 yuan and bought a [Shen Bao·Tastes Great]. Ye Bufan chose the position, but did not immediately start the ranking.
　　 By this time it was seven o'clock in the evening.
　　 It's time for dinner.
　　 The future pony must not be hungry.
　　……
　　 Um...
　　 Then one of the three major problems in the world has come.
what's for dinner……
　　 Ye Bufan glanced at Wu Xiaoxiao, who was asleep next to her. This girl must be watched. What if she is taken advantage of?
　　 looked at the pony again, the child is still growing, so he can't be sloppy.
　　 Let’s watch Maoya’s live broadcast again, eating at noon and printing the contract in the afternoon. I have already pigeoned twice, but only three pigeons.
　　 So, after thinking for a while, he took out a 20 yuan note from his pocket and handed it to Ma Qingshan.
　　 "Little Ma, go buy two pancakes with fruit, my one with more scallions. There are twelve pieces left, you can buy whatever you want, not enough to ask me." Ye Bufan said.
　　 "That...I'm not hungry yet, Brother Fan, please put it away first." Xiao Ma still seemed a little embarrassed.
　　 "Hurry up." Ye Bufan urged.
　　 "I'm really not hungry." Xiao Ma refused again.
　　 "You are not hungry, I am hungry!" Ye Bufan pretended to be angry.
　　 "Then... OK."
　　……
　　 In the end, Ma Qingshan accepted 20 yuan and went out to buy food.
　　 "Don't be too slow to be a man and do things, hesitate and you will lose, remember?" Ye Bufan shouted at Ma Qingshan's back.
　　 "Yeah, I understand." Xiao Ma also shouted.
　　
　　 Ye Bufan started qualifying again, but there was movement beside him.
Maybe it was caused by Ye Bufan’s shouting, maybe it was awakened by the voices in the Internet cafe, maybe Jiu Jin had slowed down, anyway, I don’t know what happened, Wu Xiaoxiao snorted twice. Turning his body on the seat, his slender arms and waist twisted like a snake.
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao, who has removed her makeup, does not seem to have the fake Korean star fan anymore. Although the temperament has become ordinary, but a lot younger and lighter, quite in line with Ye Bufan's taste.
　　 Uh, it should be said that it is aesthetic.
　　Hey, no, Ye Bufan was surprised, how could he think of this.
　　 Such a smelly woman,
　　 Even if it’s beautiful,
　　 Well, then you can consider...
　　
　　 Ye Bufan is still commenting on Wu Xiaoxiao's appearance in his heart, but he did not expect that Wu Xiaoxiao would already "actively attack"!
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao, who was unconscious in his sleep, turned his body and slapped Ye Bufan's face with a slap!
Snapped.
　　 made a soft sound.
　　 not only does not hurt at all, but also brings some weakness and tenderness.
　　……
　　 "I have a big slot! What kind of routine is this?!" Ye Bufan was a little confused.
　　 It turned out that after a gentle slap, he saw a soft jade hand resting in front of his eyes. The complexion was fair, blood vessels were faintly visible, the fingers were scallions, and the nails were painted with various colors of nail polish.
　　 If they have such beautiful hands...
　　 no no no no!
　　 Ye Bufan immediately stopped the quantum mechanics Schrödinger concept car in his mind.
　　 As a great god, don’t be confused!
　　……
　　Although Ye Bufan is still sitting around, but from the perspective of others, their situation is like this:
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao’s arm was casually resting on Ye Bufan’s shoulder, reaching out to Ye Bufan’s eyes, and Ye Bufan himself was in a daze at the slender jade hand...
　　……
　　 Ye Bufan was a little angry when he realized his current embarrassment.
　　 "Through! The system, even if you want to test Lao Tzu's firm will, anyway, make it more formal! What does this look like now?"
　　 Just when Ye Bufan was secretly slandering, the confirmation button popped out.
　　【Game found】
　　【Summoners Canyon·Qualifying·5v5】
　　【Accept! 】
【Refuse】
　　 Ye Bufan decisively confirmed that he was in place, and reached out to shake Wu Xiaoxiao's arm away.
　　 It doesn't matter if the result is not dialed, the dialing has attracted fierce resistance.
　　 "Old... mother... just hit you."
　　 "Let you... not accompany... my mother... to sleep."
　　 "Don't think...you're handsome...the old lady won't beat you."
　　……
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao whispered in her mouth, shaking her arms continuously, hitting Ye Bufan helplessly holding her head to resist...
　　 Things in the world are so strange.
　　 The yelling and yelling voices were not heard, but sneaky gossip was spread everywhere.
　　 At this moment, Wu Xiaoxiao’s voice belongs to the latter.
　　 Although her voice is very low, it is like a mute, suppressing the noise of the surrounding netizens, leaving only the click of the mouse and keyboard.
　　 It turned out that in order to be able to gossip to Wu Xiaoxiao’s dream, the netizens shut up and held their breath...
　　 "Let you...touch my old mother... lie to my old mother!"
　　 "My mother... can't beat you to death!"
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao waved twice again and hit the back of Ye Bufan's hand. Although there was no energy, it was a very powerful signal, which seemed to prove the idea of ​​many people...
　　 Noting the strange glances from the people around him, Ye Bufan sighed about MMP in his heart. This is obviously a curse of Zhao Zhiping. Is it related to me?
　　 "You gave it to the old mother...... 23w is great? I want to dump the old mother after giving the money? No way!"
　　 "Maoya also the anchor, broadcast you a big ghost!"
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao's voice became clearer and clearer, and her movements became more and more coherent, making Ye Bufan's hands crackle.
　　 Ye Bufan was also forced, how did these two sentences suddenly turn into cursing himself? Does this girl jump so much in her dreams?
　　……
　　 And if these words fall into the ears of others, it will change the taste.
　　 Maoya anchor, 23w, touch, play, throw...
　　 These things are connected... Tsk tsk, the wheels are rolling.
　　 So, except for the people who concentrated on crazy operations like Brother Ji~EbookFREE.me~, many Internet users around gradually focused their attention on Ye Bufan.
　　 Especially... Ermei at the bar.
　　 "Woo...you..."
　　 "Woo...what are you doing?!"
　　 Ermei was very shocked, walked over to observe carefully, her expression was aggrieved.
　　 Although she laughed at Ye Bufan, based on two years of getting along and observations, Ye Bufan should be a single 20-year old bachelor, and his character is worthy of trust...
　　 But she never expected...
　　 Ermei is kind of sad to be deceived.
　　 "No, I don't, don't guess..." Ye Bufan was a little anxious, and quickly denied Sanlian.
　　 "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No need, you are a scumbag who can't see through you, so I'm blind." Ermei was aggrieved, so she almost slapped it out and turned her head back to the bar.
　　……
　　This...what's the matter with TMD? !
　　 Ermei was wronged, and Ye Bufan was even more wronged!
　　 A sister who has a very good relationship, how can she suddenly change and imagine herself as a scum?
　　 Heaven!
　　 Earth!
　　 Do you treat the protagonist like this? !
　　 Does the author still have a conscience? !
　　……
　　 Maybe the author heard Ye Bufan’s call and was condemned by his conscience. He used his mighty power to awaken Wu Xiaoxiao.
　　 "Um...Where is this my mother?"
　　 Wu Xiaoxiao stretched out her hand to cover the dazzling light of the Internet cafe, squinted her eyes and turned her head to look.
　　 She saw Ye Bufan.
　　 is a bit familiar.
　　I saw it in my dream...
　　 I have actually seen it too!
　　 Oh, that 23W was given by this uncle!