Chapter 71:

Jiang Xiaoman cried out of the barbershop. Zhang Xinhua has gone home with his father, and now only she and Yu Qingshi are left.
The little girl shed tears in the wind, her eyes and nose were red, and her eyelashes were full of teardrops, which looked so pitiful.
Yu Qingshi glanced at her and said, "Don't cry."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, she cried, she cried, she couldn't control herself at all!
"Scientific, not superstition." Yu Qingshi said: "This is all taught by the teacher, and the school bulletin also has it. Why are you afraid?"
Jiang Xiaoman wiped his tears and explained: "But my uncle and my grandma are superstitious."
Yu Qingshi became silent.
Jiang Xiaoman said again: "I don't want my uncle to have an accident."
Yu Qingshi looked at her pitifully and took her hand to comfort him: "Don't be afraid, as long as your uncle comes home safely today, it means that this matter is not true at all. Adults are very strange, and there are always many strange taboos."
"Those are all rules set by the ancestors."
"There are so many ancestral rules."
"Yes." Jiang Xiaoman looked at him, feeling that she had met a friend, but she still wanted to cry.
Most likely, it was the uncle who was fine, but she was about to.
Jiang Xiaoman whispered: "But I don't want to have an accident on my own."
Seeing her worries, Yu Qingshi's children have slapped a knife for a good friend again.
"Don't be afraid, if your grandma beats you, you just say that I cut your hair, so you won't be beaten."
That's right.
Under normal circumstances, as long as there are guests, or a relationship with Yu Qingshi's children, grandma will become very good at talking, but there is one exception, that is, breaking the rules and taboos, which is absolutely impossible.
For example, in the town before, when Jiang Xiaoman used the stone lion at the door of the town house as a wooden horse to ride, grandma had to teach him a lesson, no matter how she sold miserable clothes, it was useless.
Thinking of this, Jiang Xiaoman said: "No, grandma can't talk about this kind of thing."
Yu Qingshi thoughtfully said: "That's okay, then the two should be beaten together, so that you feel better."
Jiang Xiaoman was particularly moved, and he cried even more: "You are such a good person."
Yu Qingshi blushed again and gave a small "Um".
After returning home at night, Jiang Xiaoman also kept wearing her hat, unwilling to take it off.
She thought, if she wears a hat for a few more days, her hair might grow out, and neither grandma nor uncle will know that she has cut her hair.
It's just a pity that Jiang Xiaoman died before his plan could be implemented.
Because that evening, when Jiang Xing returned home, because of the road construction in the community, he did not see the sign clearly, and then accidentally ran into a pillar on the side of the road. People are nothing serious, the bumper of the car is broken.
It was a surprise accident.
After returning home, Jiang Xing said casually, not planning to rest assured.
He was eating at that time, when Jiang Xiaoman heard it, the chopsticks he was holding fell off, and then he started to whine.
Her reaction was really strange.
Jiang Xing asked, "What's the matter? Didn't you mean that uncle is okay? I just didn't see clearly. Just be careful next time. Why are you crying?"
Jiang Xiaoman jumped out of the chair and cried with his legs, "Uncle uncle, I killed you. Don't have an accident. If something happens to you, I will never forgive myself for the rest of my life. ."
Jiang Xing glanced at her, lifted her up and put her on her lap, "How did you harm your uncle? What does it have to do with you?"
Jiang Xiaoman took off his hat silently and whispered: "I have cut my hair."
"..."
Jiang Xing was so excited that he almost fell off his chair.
Jiang Xiumei is the most superstitious person in the Jiang family, and now she put down her chopsticks and her heart beat faster. She clutched her chest and said twice.
"Xiaoman, tell me, when did you cut it?"
"Just today..."
Jiang Xiumei choked silently, and Jiang Xing was silent on the spot.
At this moment, many thoughts flashed through Jiang Xing's mind.
He thought of the hair that was sent to be examined. If the result came out at this time and it was not a dear, would he be spared?
It's not right, the result hasn't come out so quickly, at least one or two months.
Jiang Xiaoman had already gotten on it first, but unexpectedly, grandma didn't hit her this time.
Jiang Xiumei and Jiang Xing whispered: "It's okay, don't be afraid, anyway, it's not a dear..."
Jiang Xing nodded vigorously, but his hands and legs were still shaking.
After eating, the mother and son launched a rescue for the incident.
The superstitious Jiang Xiumei didn’t know where to buckle the ashes, sprinkled them in the yard, drew a very scribbled and abstract pattern, and then put a stick of incense on it. He was talking about it, not knowing what he was talking about. .
Jiang Xing wants to be more scientific.
He took Jiang Xiaoman and went to the barber shop again, and asked someone to reconnect his hair.
Jiang Xing looked at Jiang Xiaoman and said, "Don't be afraid, it's okay. We need science, don't be superstitious, and take the hair back. This matter should be regarded as never happened."
Jiang Xiaoman nodded.
She didn't know how to pick up her hair yet.
How to pick it up?
Does it look good?
Jiang Xiaoman said to the hairdresser: "Auntie, I want to pick up the most beautiful and best looking hair. It's best not to comb the hair. Everyone will say wow hair."
The barber nodded, indicating that he understood.
Then he took her a colorful dirty braid.
"Wow--"
Sure enough, everyone who saw it said wow, and Jiang Xiaoman was also wow.
She lay down in front of the mirror and stared at herself. It seemed that she was not used to it at first, and she didn't think it looked good, but she looked good and cool. Very beautiful, very eye-catching!
Moreover, there is really no need to tie your hair!
Because it can't be solved!
Jiang Xing gestured to the length of her hair. It felt similar to the length of her hair before she was cut. He was relieved and took the child home.
Jiang Xiaoman felt that he was a blessing in disguise.
She wanted to dye her hair before, because she almost got beaten because of the yellow hair of the oral language teacher, she still remembered it!
Although this little dirty braid is just the wig where the tail is a bit colorful, it still looks like a peacock with an open screen.
According to Jiang Xiaoman's aesthetics, she thinks she is very beautiful! Especially novel! Very beautiful!
She finally got it but longed for it!
After returning home, Jiang Xiumei almost fainted when she saw the color of her head.
As a result, Jiang Xiaoman was not beaten much, but Jiang Xing was beaten.
Old people don't like to toss about this kind of thing.
Jiang Xiumei tried to untie her hair, but she couldn't do it!
I have no choice but to give up.
Jiang Xiaoman is so stinky, she is very satisfied with this hair, and has not worn a hat since that day. He even went to play with Yu Qingshi and let him watch.
Yu Qingshi really wowed, and then asked her: "Are you planning to stay like this for a lifetime and not let it go?"
"No." Jiang Xiaoman said, "My uncle said, when the hair grows a little bit longer, you can go to the barber shop to untie it."
After thinking about it, Jiang Xiaoman asked him, "Do you know how to make the hair grow faster?"
Yu Qingshi shook his head.
Boys often have long hair and then have to shave their hair.
Yu Qingshi annoyed this the most. He hated having to go to the barber shop, how could he study how to make his hair grow longer.
Jiang Xiaoman sighed: "It's okay, then I will think about it myself."
Jiang Xiaoman is always very confident about her IQ, and she knows how to draw inferences.
After thinking about it for several days, finally one morning when she got up to read early, her inspiration flashed and she had an answer.
The text she read is like this:
"It's Raining"
Tick, tick.
Willow said: "Go down, go down, I want to grow up."
Xiaocao said: "Go down, go down, I want to turn green."
The little frog said, "Go down, go down, I want to take a bath."
The little panda said: "Go down, go down, I want to eat bamboo."
The child said: "Let's go, let's go, I want to grow up."
Jiang Xiaoman's hair also said: "Let's go down, let's go down, I want to sprout, but also grow up, thick, long, dark and shiny, and grow a beautiful hair!"
So Jiang Xiaoman secretly took the Moss bottle that Jiang Xing had used up, filled himself with water, and sprayed his head every morning.
If there is no rain, she would not go to the rain to avoid catching a cold, so she had to artificially rain herself.
In a few days, Jiang Xiaoman started school.
Sure enough, with her hair, everyone said "Wow" when they saw it.
Entering the classroom along the way, countless children are already saying wow.
Jiang Xiaoman is very happy, and his steps are very happy.
During class, a child came over and wanted to touch her braids, Jiang Xiaoman also generously touched it.
The child asked her: "Xiaoman, is it a real braid?"
"No, it was connected."
"How can I pick up my hair?"
"Really braids, right?"
"I also think it's a real braid."
A child said: "I also think it is true. When I was on vacation, I listened to my mother telling stories, and her mother said that someone has colorful hair and shed colorful tears. Xiaoman must be like this too! "
"Wow! Xiaoman is amazing!"
"Xiaoman, will you shed colorful tears?"
"..." Jiang Xiaoman covered his face and didn't know how to explain it.
The children continued to think divergently and were still discussing Jiang Xiaoman's hair.
"But last semester, it didn't seem like that."
"That's because it has grown up. Do you remember the story of the little tadpole looking for its mother? It is just like the little tadpole, with different colors at each stage. After a while, maybe there will be others Changes."
"Then shall we observe?"
"Didn't the teacher assign us homework and let us observe the changes in a diary?"
"Then let's observe Xiaoman's hair."
"Okay, okay, who wants to be with me?"
So the children set the topic as:
"The Change Cycle of Jiang Xiaoman's Hair".
Also very rigorous and very scientific.
Jiang Xiaoman was shocked.
Children, really smart.
Just being too clever, made her a little bit at a loss.
But when they observe that the hair has not changed, it should stop, right? Jiang Xiaoman thought so.
Soon, Jiang Xiaoman stopped worrying about this.
Because there are other children who are more popular than her, and they are more "wow".
On the second day of school, someone was wearing Spider-Man clothes and came to school!
On the third day, there was another person wearing a mask of Zhu Ba Jie!
Therefore, the school had to take out the
no surprises to dress up
regulations separately and talk to the children about the rules.