Vol 2 Chapter 17: Introduce players
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Lord God Investigator
- Xiao Zhong Niu
- 1259 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:38:07
In the office of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., all the agents who had completed the discussion were properly bandaged and assembled here again.
Natasha leaned on a crutches, put one foot in a cast, and could only bend and lift it up, not dare to touch the ground.
The girl's deadpool sweep was too heavy, and she accidentally kicked her ankle. Luo Feng immediately canceled the chicken legs for dinner and gave Natasha US$100,000 for the soup.
The crossbones bulged up a big chunk, and he buckled and dared not stand up for fear of pulling the wound. He was not treated so well anymore. Luo Feng knew that he was an undercover hydra, so he wouldn't care about his life and death, so he asked Hawkeye to ask for the soup and medicine. Anyway, the arrows on his were shot by Hawkeye.
Hawkeye's injury is not too serious, but he was hit by a baseball bat and rubbed his eyes to reduce the swelling.
Falcon’s injuries were mainly caused by the final braking landing of the prostate. A large piece of skin was rubbed on the face, chest, prostate and other places. The wound was not deep, but the injured area was large, so it was wrapped like a mummy.
They were dejected and dejected, and they no longer had the standard soldier frame before, standing slack and crookedly in front of Luo Feng and Nick Fury.
Given that they were all wounded, Director Luo did not emphasize the problem of inadequate military capacity.
Luo Feng sat on the throne of the former director of Nick Fury and spoke to them across the desk. Nick Fury stood by him as the assistant to the director.
"I called you urgently without giving you time to recuperate, just to introduce you to the colleagues who have just discussed with you."
Luo Feng said in an official tone: "The colleagues have discussed with each other, and occasionally they have accidentally injured them. I hope that some of them can be tolerant and don't have any knots, but pay attention to unity..."
At this point, Natasha raised her hand.
Luo Feng signaled that she could speak.
She sighed, lowered her head and said: "Sir, we are all grown-ups, and we don't have the same knowledge of adolescent girls. You don't need to emphasize this point."
The glamorous girl and the elegant girl laughed at her face-saving words. Only the girl's dead waiter opened her neck and wanted to slap her, but Luo Feng forced her back with scissors before the words could be spoken. .
Since she said that, Luo Feng would just listen to it, even if this matter was wiped out, as to whether she and the girl Deadpool will be torn apart in the future, it has nothing to do with Luo Feng.
As a leader, Director Luo certainly understands that conflicts between lesbians in the bureau are purely normal, and no conflicts are unreasonable.
"I will introduce you to everyone now."
Luo Feng pointed to three young and beautiful girls in turn.
He pointed to the elegant girl and said: "This young lady is Elizabeth Xavier, the niece of Professor X Charles Xavier, code name: "Butterfly Soul Saiji""
Then he pointed to the glamorous girl: "The young girl is Aurora Lansel, the daughter of Magneto King Eric Lansel, code name: "Aurora Goddess"."
Eric was really unacceptable to the code name of "Little Magnet Princess". Luo Feng knew that the twisted melon was not sweet, and he couldn't make it out of him to force a strong thug away for a name, so he came up with several pseudonyms and code names for him to choose. , The final selection is this combination.
"What about me?"
The girl deadpool pointed her nose excitedly, looking very expectant.
Luo Feng finally pointed to her: "That girl is Wanda Wilson, the cousin of Deadpool Wade Wilson, nickname: "Little Bitch"."
"Gaba"
The girl Deadpool smashed the baseball bat she had been holding in her hand in anger.
"Why are they all code names, I am the nickname? Still such a bad nickname!"
Luo Feng stretched out his hand helplessly: "It's very hard to think of a code name for you, you have to understand me..."
"What bad job, I'm not doing it!"
Miss Wanda Wilson, nicknamed Little Bitchi, angrily threw the broken baseball bat to the ground, and turned around to pick it up and leave.
"Hey, change if you don't like it, and change to a head office!"
Luo Feng hurriedly said to stay, and called the puffed little bit back.
"Crazy-Pussy codename is always okay? If you still don't accept it, just find another job."
"Wanda Wilson, codenamed "Little Crazy Cat"..."
The girl deadpool bit her finger for a moment and nodded with satisfaction.
"Everyone, I have an idea. This idea coincides with Mr. Nick Fury's idea, then form a team of extraordinary people."
Sitting upright, Luo Feng solemnly announced to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent and three beautiful girls present: "Now, I have recruited three players."
"The name of this team, Mr. Nick Fury suggested to me to be called'The Avengers'. Although I don't know who we are going to avenge, but to show respect for the former director, I adopted it."
"Butterfly Soul Saiji" Elizabeth and "Aurora Goddess" Aurora are both students of Xavier Genius School. They have to take care of their studies and will only temporarily join the team when they are on a mission."
"The'Little Crazy Cat' Wanda is an incompetent dropout who wanders around the streets all day. I want to tie her to the bureau. Unfortunately, she is not a personality that can sit in an office. I won't force it, but once There is a mission, you must accept the call.
"The four of you, except for the most useless special team captain."
Luo Feng unceremoniously nodded his cross-boned nose and cursed, "Returning the captain of the special forces? It's really shameless. Do you know how powerful our special forces and soldiers are? It's a shame for the word'special forces'! Fire it, pack up your things and get out of SHIELD!"
The crossbones pouting his was so aggrieved. He felt that the performance of the other agents was not much better than him. Why was he targeted?
Who made him an undercover Hydra? Luo Feng just used the topic to play.
The crossbones could only dejectedly pouting their buttocks and walked out of the chief's room one step at a time. His back was very lonely.
The remaining S.H.I.E.L.D. agents looked sad, knowing that Director Luo was using the Chinese method of "killing chickens and monkeys" to scare them, and showed them the majesty of the Director.
"The three of you are too weak to be qualified as formal Avengers, but you can join the Avengers' logistics department to provide support to the Avengers."
Luo Feng finally said: "Okay, all are dissolved!"
In this all-round fight, the three agents who could have joined the Avengers were completely suppressed. They did not dare to scratch the beard of the new director, and filed out of the director's office griefly.
"The three of you can give yourself a vacation, relax and relax. If there is a task, I will notify you."
Luo Feng and Yan Yue said to the three beautiful girls with a completely different attitude from the previous reprimanding agents.
Three beautiful girls were sent away, leaving only Luo Feng and Nick Fury in the office.
Nick Fury took out a stack of files and placed them on the director’s desk. He pointed to the files and said to Luo Feng:
Director Luo, you Chinese people have a saying,
Snake without a head is no good.
I think the Avengers need someone An excellent captain, and the candidate for captain is none other than him."