Vol 5 Chapter 34: Ordination

Luo Feng wants to become a monk at Maha Temple, he has his own reason.
One is that Qianye, an old ghost who has cultivated a Buddha and became a devil, is afraid that the million taels of gold he threw down will be used by him to recruit soldiers to dominate the two worlds after decades. Those cute little demon little demons are He was trained as a demon soldier and demon will be sent to the battlefield to destroy the jade.
This matter is related to the caring cause of friction power generation, which controls the survival of the world, but it is sloppy and must be personally watched.
The second is that the road to immortality is really not going on, and the true inheritance of Shu Mountain cannot be deceived, so it is better to go back and get the inheritance of Buddhism cultivation of the Great Compassion Bodhi Mingzong, and open up a new advanced route for yourself.
The Great Compassion Bodhi Mingzong is also the second-ranked practice school in the world. Although the old ghost of Chiba became a demon in the end, his mana was not weak when he was a monk. There are countless monsters in his hands, more than a dozen. Years later, he could be as famous as Li Xiaoyao, the head of Shushan who was already a master of Taoism, and Li Xiaoyao was almost killed by him.
Take a step back and say, if there is no true Buddha in the fairy sword world, you can't cultivate the boundless powers of the Buddha, but there is a true demon. He seized the demon inheritance from Chiba and replaced Chiba with the three magic weapons and incarnations. The golden body demon, that is in this world unless Nuwa, Fuxi, and Shennong are able to make a move, otherwise the world is invincible.
At that time, the golden body of Qianye's Demon Sovereign was shattered by the goddess of Nuwa, because he wanted to kill Li Yi, the descendant of Nuwa, and Luo Da Mozun was lovingly trying to save Zhao Linger's life and the common people in the world, Nuwa It's too late for the mother to thank him, how could he break his golden body? Maybe you have to give him a blessing, a buff, to help him destroy the water monster.
Cultivating immortals requires immortality. Without a little nepotism, it is difficult to mix in the circle of immortals, but there are not so many restrictions on the cultivation of Buddha. The so-called all living beings have bodhicitta, not to mention that Luo Feng has understood the consciousness of Alaya. Linking all intelligent beings in the universe with spiritual power, comprehending endless reincarnation, exposing the appearance of sentient beings, and xinxing cultivation is not generally high.
Moreover, Luo Feng used to be very principled about the heavens, and he secretly saved countless worlds, such as the world of meteors, the world of Faerun, the universe of Marvel, and the world of Naruto. All living beings have escaped from the desperate and tragic established destiny of the original plot and regained a new life. , This has accumulated great blessings and merits.
It is very difficult to realize these blessing merits for cultivating immortals, but it is relatively easy for cultivating Buddha to fulfill them.
Buddha cultivating focuses on nature and light skin. Unlike cultivators who have to quench the celestial body, refine the inner alchemy, and form the primordial infant, use the water and mill work to achieve great achievements after hundreds of millions of years. The sage of Buddha cultivator has the understanding. Under the Bodhi tree, you can enlighten and become a Buddha in seven days and seven nights.
Even faster is the butcher surnamed Jing of Chang'an in Tang Dynasty who put down his butcher knife and became a Buddha.
Of course, if the understanding is not enough, the merit is not deep, the blessing is not enough, or the bodhichitta is accidentally uttered, such as swearing that is not empty or not becoming a Buddha, or you may never become a Buddha.
In the future, Luo Feng will look for Nuwa to make up the sky stone in other fairy-xia worlds. The fairy sword world is just a relatively safe world with a lower overall power level. If you don’t find a practice method in this world, you will get some achievements. In the difficult world, there is no confusion.
After all, he chose the advanced route of Buddha cultivation. If he could not become a Buddha, he would do the opposite, and it would be fine to cultivate into a demon.
In short, go to his mother's cultivating immortals, I won't do it anymore!
In the world of Xian Xia, which one is better than that of cultivating Buddha?
This is hard to say. Many immortal heroes under the control of the master gods are crudely crafted because of the poor quality of the creator. The immortal sect is a gangster group, the Buddhism is like a scam group, and the Confucian, Taoist sage is a group dedicated to studying thick black studies and Cai Gen Tan's shameless and shameless villain.
The so-called "Red flowers, green leaves and white lotus roots, the three religions have always been one family." From this point of view, it is really a nest of snakes and rats, and it is not that a family does not enter a house and mixes up to make the sky full of smoke. The suffering of the people in the world is beyond words!
In the world of Xiuxian, the black boss punched Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked Beihai Kindergarten, and chopped down the handle from Shilipo to become a double bonus red stick of Tiandao Society. There are many stories about the unification of the rivers and lakes. There are many successful experiences to learn from, but Violating Luo Feng's way of doing things is not what he is good at.
As the saying goes, "women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, men are afraid of getting into the wrong line." When choosing a job, you must base yourself on your own strengths, and you must not blindly imitate them. Following the boss, this kind of person will often be betrayed by the boss, and eventually die on the street, become cannon fodder, and make up for heaven.
With Luo Feng's three-inch tongue and countless fraud routines, it is a pity not to confuse the fraud group, so he decided to choose the promotion route of practicing Buddha.
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In the Great Hall of the Maha Temple, Luo Feng sat on the futon and changed into a monk robe. Zen Master Chiba held a razor, soaked in water, stood beside him, and began the shaved ceremony.
The Zen master said in a deep voice: "Luo Tanyue, Lao Na will remove your three thousand troubles from now on. From then on, he will stay away from the world, forget the mundane world, and the ancient Buddha of the blue lantern will accompany his life... After the monk, the practitioner must keep the precepts and cut off the affection. Love, I heard that there are three thousand concubines in Luo Tanyue’s family. I don’t know if I had a relationship with them before he became a monk. You can’t become a monk if you don’t become a monk.

"Don't worry, since I started thinking about becoming a monk, I have remarried all my concubines, found them a good family, personally sent them to the sedan chair, and gave them a large amount of dowry."
Luo Feng’s identity was fabricated by the rule card. Where is Ji Concubine Three Thousand, he casually said: "Didn’t the Zen Master find that there is a faint green air lingering on my head? Just shave me quickly, and just go for it. Right."
Zen Master Qianye nodded, and the razor cut across Luo Feng's head, and the strands of hair fell in response to the knife. This old monk often presided over the shaving ceremony. He was very skillful in shaving his head. Before long, he picked out a freshly baked big bald head.
"Hmm! It seems to feel a little..."
Luo Feng wiped the top of his head, rolled his fish eyes, and muttered: "Power seems to be coming up..."
After holding back for a long time, and almost suffocating a fart, Luo Feng sighed sadly, shook his head and said, "It is a rumor that you will become stronger if you are bald!"
Zen Master Qianye was at a loss again. He didn't understand what the mortal Venerable was muttering. He wanted to ask, but the shaved ceremony was still going on. The monks of the next Maha Temple gathered together and were watching the ceremony. Inconvenience to ask more, he announced loudly: "Luo Tanyue has a deep connection with the Buddha. He developed Bodhicitta and became a monk at Maha Temple. Lao Na’s Buddha nature is not as good as him, so he dared not be his master. Feng is Lao Na's junior, and all the disciples should respect him like me."
The next monks looked at each other, but they were all loyal disciples of Zen Master Qianye. Even if they were confused in their hearts, they did not dare to disobey Master. They all saluted and said: "The disciples have seen Master Luo."
Zen Master Qianye's expression was a bit awkward, and he concealed his face and said, "Junior Brother Luo took a dharma name and called it'Laughter.' Everyone will call him lecherous Zen Master..."
The monks in the next section also had weird expressions, and sparsely responded: "Uh, I have seen a good...erotic Zen master..."