Chapter 140: joke

The little dwarf was screaming and tumbling in the pit created by the "greasy technique". Before he climbed out of the greasy area, Joan had remotely controlled the "high master's hand" and held the electric blade close to him.
The young mage's eyes were like a cold blade, so the little dwarf could not help but shivered, and hurriedly picked up the storage bag and begged for mercy.
"Cold... calm friends! I'm just kidding you!"
"Even if you don't chase me, I will return the package to you later! Um, at most leave a gold coin as a souvenir..."
"The gods are on, this is really just a little joke, just for fun! You don't have to be so angry, should you be a bit humorous, right?"
"joke?"
Qiao An gritted his teeth, his white and handsome face slightly twisted, and it looked particularly daunted by the murderous one-eyed eye.
Joan couldn't tell if the little dwarf was quibble or really just a prank. Even if he was just "joking" as the little dwarf said, he picked the wrong joke.
"Am I familiar with you? Are you kidding me?"
The little dwarf didn’t know how much Joan cared about his storage bag, didn’t know that it was a precious gift from grandfather to Joan, didn’t know that the bag contained all of Joan’s belongings and dreams, he didn’t know that Joan had to make up How much did Qi Baoli’s tuition cost and how many sins he ate, and he did not know how shocked and regretful Joan felt when he discovered that he had robbed Qiu Bao of the storage bag. Afterwards, all these negative emotions were transformed into thousands of times. furious.
"You don't know anything, why do you want to make such a vicious "joke" with me?"
"joke?"
"joke?"
"Fuck you × joke!!"
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Joan stabs every time he yells, and waits until his anger subsides, the little dwarf has been stung by him, and he has long died.
The fleshy body caused Joan to feel a strong sense of nausea. He turned around and vomited a few times, barely suppressing the urge to nausea, his heart was beating fast, strangely, the deformed eyeball behind the neck also accompanied the heartbeat The violent pulsation seemed to have a twisted pleasure quietly breeding in his heart.
"No! It's not right!" Joan pressed the back of his neck with a sudden pulsation, as if he was about to break away from him. With all his willpower, he forced himself to calm down and murmured: "The out of control anger and Crazy slaughter, this is nothing to be proud of... It’s not like you, Joan Vida, don’t forget the grandfather’s advice-don’t indulge yourself into a monster!"
In this way, standing quietly in the forest, I don’t know how long after that, the excited emotion of the young mage finally calmed down, and the eyeball behind the neck also calmed down, quietly closed.
Joan sighed and put on his cloak hood again to cover the eyes behind his neck. The oil sludge created by the "greasy technique" has disappeared, and only the body of the little dwarf lies alone in the middle of the open space.
Joan retrieved the storage bag, took a shovel from it, dug a pit to bury the dwarf demon. After that, he untied the reins tied to the tree, turned his horse, and continued on his way.
Unexpected encounters with "stump monsters" and "little dwarfs" in the forest delayed Joan for a long time, and when he was on the road, he was heading westward. In order to make up for the delayed trip as much as possible, Joan decided to take a night trip while the weather was clear.
The horseshoe briskly walked over the grass, following the gurgling water and galloping like a wind, and ran to the moon mid-day before the genius snorted tiredly. Joan noticed that the running speed of the black horse was obviously slowing down, so he snagged the reins and jumped off the horse's back. He took out a towel from the saddle bag and wiped the sweat from the horse's mane. The horse is the only companion of the lone traveler. If you don’t take it too much, overdrawing the horse’s physical strength may cause irreparable damage to the horse, and it will become weaker and weaker on the following journey, or even become the owner’s drag. .
There is a folk proverb in the town of Delin called "I can't eat hot cheese when I'm anxious." Qiao An read a book, of course, understand these truths, but only three days before the start of the school, his journey is only half completed, if you do not step up the night, I am afraid that you can not arrive in time at Leiden College.
With an apology, Joan caressed the black horse's slender and smooth neck, hesitated slightly, raised his left hand, palms up to the sky, calling "tears of God" with his mind.
In response to his call, the palm was slightly warm, and a crystal clear teardrop-shaped gem rose out of the palm, shining like a dreamy luster under the moonlight.
Joan activates the special ability "Sage Stone" of "Tears of God", immerses it in a kettle, creates a pot of potion with the effect of "secondary restoration", and feeds the horses to drink.
After drinking the potion, the black horse quickly exhausted and became full of vitality again. Joan stepped on the horse and shook the reins to urge the horse to gallop.
Under the moonlight, the broad Eifen River flows, and the river surface reflects Yuehua sparkling waves. The young mage riding a black horse galloping along the river bank, the moonlight cast a hazy silhouette behind him.
Low grass grows on the riverside, and further away is a dense jungle. Joan rides close to the river bank. First, because the Efen River is like a reliable guide, walking along the river channel can avoid getting lost. Second, because the river bank is flooded by rising water levels during the flood season, tall trees are difficult Surviving in such an environment, coupled with elk, bison and even large herbivorous dinosaurs migrating along the river bank, eating leaves and grass while drinking water, so as to eat all the bushes that originally grew on the river bank Flattening, the roads on both sides of the river are flat, and the view is wide, making it easier for travelers to pass.
·Monster of Vales: Little dwarf
The little dwarf is a little kidnapper who loves to joke. They usually appear in the forest and maintain close contact with nature like other spermatozoa.
The little dwarf likes to tease the passing people who don't know the truth, to the same extent as he loves wine and food. They often steal valuable items from adventurers, attract the other party to chase, and then use their own magical skills to haunt. When the other party is about to give up, they will appear in a fair way and trigger a new round of chasing games.
The little dwarf's nature is not evil, and in the end will always drop the loot and sneak away, allowing the angry chaser to take back his property-only gold is not included.
Little dwarfs love gold and often bury them in secret places. Rumor has it that if someone picks up a gold coin in the forest and returns it to the little dwarf who lost the gold coin, they can get a "wish technique" in return.
Unfortunately, this rumor is false-it is probably a rumor that the little dwarfs released themselves, so that others can put their hands on gold.
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