Chapter 528: "Tearer" Kurkin
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Mage Joan
- Cheng Jianxin
- 1197 characters
- 2021-01-30 08:51:08
The orcs made such a big noise that Clark, Shrek, and Casio, who were sleeping, were awakened one after another, rubbing their sleepy eyes and leaning over to Joan, the probe looked out the window.
Shrek saw at first glance that his horse had been ridden by an orc, and he was shocked and angry, shouting angrily: "Stop! Damn green-skin thief! Don't touch Shrek's horse!"
The half plane created by "Magic Rope" is a "one-way space". The people in the half plane can see and hear the outside through the window, but the outside people cannot perceive the existence of this half plane. Regardless of Shrek's yelling, the orc robbers outside couldn't hear and rode his horse trail back to the woods.
How can the mythical ogre lords tolerate this group of orc gangsters stealing horses under their eyes?
Shrek's nose was crooked. He grabbed the half-face window with his hands and jumped out to beat the green-skin thief to recapture the stolen horse.
"King, don't be impulsive!" Casio hurriedly stopped Shrek and said eagerly, "You can't go out!"
"Why are you blocking Shrek?" The ogre king was angry, waving his fists and questioning his court poet: "Don't you see that the group of green-skinned gangsters just stole Shrek and the little mage's horse!"
"Of course I saw it, but it's better to lose two horses than to cause trouble!"
The poet patiently dissuaded the wrathful Shrek.
"Don’t forget, King, this area is the site of'Tearer' Culkin. The orc gangsters who have just passed by here are probably the people of Culkin. It is not a problem to defeat those orcs with our strength. The stolen horses are not difficult, but in the event of a conflict between the two parties, the news will soon reach Kulkin’s ears."
"The narrow-minded orc chieftain, once he learns that the king has broken into his territory, and there are only three companions around him, he will surely lead the orc gangsters to the nest and hunt down us."
"At that time, we have to face the hunt of hundreds of orcs and bandits. In the depths of the jungle, the orcs know the local environment far better than us. It is possible to launch attacks at any time and anywhere. what!"
Casio sighed, and then said: "Even if you are not afraid of the orcs chasing the king, always think of Clarke and Joan brothers, not to mention that there are three shorts and two shorts, just to deal with the harassment of the orc gangsters every day, we will find our treasure The journey brings endless troubles and adds many variables."
After hearing Casio's words, the anger on Shrek's face faded away, and he was helpless and annoyed instead.
"Well, in order to take care of the overall situation, Shrek can only bear this breath! Alas, knowing that there will be today, Shrek should have killed Kulkin!"
Casio managed to appease Shrek, breathing a sigh of relief, turning around and casting an apologetic look at Joan.
"Brother Joan, I'm so embarrassed, you have lost a horse, but don't worry, it won't delay our journey! I will be on your way tomorrow morning, anyway, you are as thin as a little girl, me It’s easy to fly with you on your back."
Joan shook his head and said he didn't mind.
"Don't trouble you, Mr. Casio. In fact, I can fly with a spell. Without the horses, I don't have much effect. However, I'm curious. Who is Kurkin, and it seems that his relationship with Mr. Shrek is not very good?"
"It's not just a bad relationship, it's just too bad!" The Ogre King snorted heavily. "Kurkin hates Shrek, just like an ugly crow hates a beautiful eagle! Shrek despise Kurkin, like noble. The lion disdains to look at a wild boar rolling in a pit!"
Well, it's generous and thunderous, but there is no sound to say... but how much hatred is this?
"Casio, let's tell us, how did that orc leader Kurkin actually have an enmity with your king?" Clark said, yawning.
"Kurkin is the leader of the orc tribe active in the southern part of the forest of the head, and there are three warfare groups for his dispatch. There are no less than three hundred elite orc warriors in armor and spears!"
"Anyone who holds such a powerful force can’t help expanding the territory, not to mention that Kurkin is an ambitious man!"
The poet sighed and his tone became heavy.
"The northern part of Hanging Forest is the site of the "Conquering Order". The western area near the Fang Mountains is the traditional sphere of influence of the Giants. On the east side of the Scimitar Coast, General Hook's colonial corps is stationed. These three forces are Kurkin. Not daring to provoke easily, he could only turn his eyes to the south, trying to expand the orc’s territory to the south bank of the Eifen River."
"The south bank of the Eifen River has been the homeland of the Ogre family in the deep forest valleys since ancient times. In the past, the ogres lacked a core leader and fought each other. Although the individual strength was stronger than the orcs, but the scattered sand was ultimately no match for a well-organized corps. In addition, the orcs’ minds are generally more cunning than ogres, and they often use traps and tricks to deal with our clan. In the long-term conflict, most of the ogren clan are beaten."
"There are also many poor compatriots of my family who were captured by the orcs. In order to fill their stomachs and avoid torture, they had to become Kurgin’s slaves and thugs, and they were trapped in order to achieve the ripper’s ambitions. Persecute and kill your own people!"
"This tragic situation continued until King Shrek became the lord of the Deep Forest Valley, uniting the originally scattered sand tribes around him, and training an elite force with reasonable arms."
"The king led the clan to rise up against the orc invaders from the north, achieved a series of victories, liberated the captured clan, and finally returned the orc clan to the other side of the Efen River, completely crushing Kulkin's ambition!"
"That summer three years ago, on the banks of the erupting Efen River, witnessed by all the ogres and orc warriors, our king accepted the challenge of'Tearer' Kulkin. The two lords took an open and A fair duel resolves the grievances between them."
"After a night of hard work, our King Shrek finally defeated the orc chieftain and teared down the left ear of Kulkin!"
Casio said more and more excited, picked up the beloved lute and played.
"I was fortunate to have watched the duel. After King Shrek knocked down Culkin, I couldn't suppress the passion and inspiration that burst out like a volcanic eruption in my chest. I improvised a satire and recited it in public."
"There is a sentence in the poem, "Tearer's ear is torn", just using homophonic puns to make a little joke."
"Unexpectedly, the narrow-minded orc chieftain Culkin regarded this wonderful rhetoric as a shame and shame. He even hated me even more than King Shrek, and he publicly released words afterwards-swearing to cut by hand Soak my tongue and drink!"
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