: No. 759 in Yan Dan

No. 759 in Yan Dan

Why is the chest big not suitable for practice? Who is prescribed?

Zhang Meixin asked angrily.
The first time I heard someone say that my chest is not good, it is too unreasonable. The man’s psychology must have problems!
"It's normal, you think."
Liu Yi reached out and put on a fighting posture, and then said, "You see those who practice martial arts, all require physical balance. They can not overeating, just to maintain their size. You see, if a woman is too big, When a lot of moves are made, it will naturally be affected. Girl, I don’t want to teach you, it’s really your heart is not stable!

"Go to your sister, you are not serious!"
Zhang Meixin directly squats on the lower leg, and the two thighs are in a word on both sides of the carpet, sitting on the ground.
"I have been studying yoga for a few years, and my body is very flexible. Is it easy to balance anything?"
"Hey? Girl, you have done a good job of lame!"
Liu Yi pretended to look at her in surprise and said.
"You are lame, your whole family is lame!"
Zhang Meixin's gnashing teeth, how hate this guy! It is so powerful!
"The old lady is not concerned about the problem of lameness, but the chest is big...not, but the problem of cultivation of immortals?"
"In fact, it's not that I don't teach you to cultivate immortals. It's really a girl. You are too old."
"what did you say!"
When Zhang Meixin heard this, she suddenly blew her hair and flew directly to Liu Yi’s body. Then he pressed him on the sofa and put his hands on his neck.
For such a sensitive issue of riding on Liu Yi’s waist, Zhang Meixin directly forgot under the wrath.
While feeling the softness and the strength of Zhang Meixin's thighs, Liu Yi pretended to be afraid and cooperated with Zhang Meixin's feeling of "abuse".
"There is a kind of you to try again!"
The most sensitive topic of Zhang Meixin in this life is age!
She is indeed not young now. At the age of twenty-seven, it is reasonable to say that a beautiful woman like her should have fallen in love and should even get married.
Unfortunately, it should be Zhang Meixin's character, she has not been able to find a boyfriend.
It should be said that no man has been able to withstand her terrible character!
Therefore, when Liu Yi mentioned this matter, she undoubtedly poked her sensitive zone and let Zhang Meixin blow up.
"This... I am not saying that you are a big lady bachelor..."
"Liu Yi, the old lady is fighting with you!"
Zhang Meixin suddenly ran away and bite directly on the neck of Liu Yi.
"I rely on you, you are a vampire!"
Although being bitten by a beautiful woman is a very happy thing, if you are bitten too excited, you will do something about the beast.
So Liu Yi reached out and quickly pushed Zhang Meixin away.
"Hey, the old lady doesn't kill you today, I will not give up!"
Zhang Meixin said, and opened his mouth again, biting in the hands of Liu Yi.
"The trough!"
Fortunately, it is not human physique. Although this mouth has a little pain, it is still within the scope of Liu Yi. At least, no bleeding.
"Oh, how is your skin so thick!"
I couldn't bite a bite, obviously Zhang Meixin was not happy.
"When you are a dog, you can see the blood!"
Liu Yi can't laugh.
"Hey, who let you provoke the aging mother!"
Zhang Meixin did not care that she was now almost attached to Liu Yi. She rode Liu Yi and continued to vent her dissatisfaction.
"You should have a deep understanding of your mistakes! Knowing that it is wrong to talk about a girl!"
Zhang Meixin said angrily, "especially when this age is the pain of this girl!"
"Is it?"
Liu Yi asked with an eye. "Mr. Zhang is also 20 years old this year. Is it so terrible?"
"In his early twenties?"
Zhang Meixin seems to have some happiness in his eyes. "I look like I am in my early twenties?"
"Ah? Isn't it?"
Liu Yi was even more surprised. "I have been wondering. Teacher Zhang is so young, it should be that the university has not graduated... Why are you a teacher? I thought you were very brainy. And so on!"
"This...the old lady's mind is really good."
Zhang Meixin coughed a few times and then said, "But this is not the point! The point is... The point is that I am not in my early twenties... I am running fast. Do you understand?"
"Ah... I can’t see it at all!"
Liu Yi said that he did not believe Zhang Meixin’s words, "Mr. Zhang, how can you lie like this!"
"I didn't lie to you... I am twenty-seven... Can you understand the psychological state of a woman who is running a third? When I think of myself, I will no longer be the sister paper of twenty... The heart of the old lady... Uncomfortable to the extreme! Ah!"
"So what does Teacher Zhang want to cultivate and learn this longevity?"
"Of course, which woman doesn't want to be young forever?"
Zhang Meixin said, "All women are like this. When they learn that their youth will grow old, they will feel fear for it. You men will not understand. Men are more and more fragrant. And women, The older you get, the less you smell..."
"Actually, it is not that I don't want to teach Teacher Zhang."
Liu Yi said very seriously. "I really can't do it. I didn't say it. Teacher Zhang's age is not suitable. It's not that you are running for three. The cultivation of this kind must be started from the doll and started from an early age." Building a foundation, cultivating the physique of cultivation, this is the same as practicing martial arts, starting from an early age. Once you are over ten years old, you want to practice again, it is very difficult, unless there are some magical opportunities."
"How old is it when you practiced?"
Zhang Meixin couldn't help but ask.
"Hey... sixteen or seventeen years old."
When Liu Yi remembers that he started to cultivate the immortals, it should be the second year of high school.
"Rely, don't you say that you are less than ten years old? You see that when you practice, you are sixteen seven!"
Zhang Meixin suddenly pointed out the loopholes in Liu Yi's words.
"Hey, Teacher Zhang, I didn't say it right now. I have to think about it since I was ten years old, unless there is an adventure. I just met the adventure, so I cultivated it to the level of today."
"Then what do you say, the old lady doesn't want to get old!"
"It’s a no-brainer to die and die."
Liu Yi tried to open Zhang Meixin. "Do you think that in addition to the immortals, normal people don't have to experience illness and death? Besides, Teacher Zhang, you have injected the genes of the beasts in your body. Others dare not say, they must not live, but two Three hundred years old is definitely no problem. This youth, you can still keep it for many years!"
"Rely, you are the king!"
Zhang Meixin hates to gnash his teeth. "No matter what, you are riding by the old lady, you must be responsible!"
Zhang Meixin is quite arrogant. "If you don't teach the old lady to cultivate the immortal, I just want to let the old lady get up from your body!"
"I am going, you are a female hooligan!"
Liu Yi and his little friends were shocked, and then Zhang Meixin rode for a while... his little friend may really have to rise!
Ya Yan Butterfly... I don’t have such a play.
Liu Yi did not know if he should struggle, and should not resist.
"Quick teach! Quick teach!"
Zhang Meixin is like a western cowgirl. She rides on Liu Yi’s body and shakes all kinds.
"I rely on, I really can't teach you to cultivate the immortal! But, can I refine a kind of resident Yan Dan, can you keep your youth forever?"
"Oh... this is fine."
Zhang Meixin nodded. "There is such a good thing, don't hurry to hand it over to the old lady!"
"I rely on, you think this is a jelly bean, you said that I can get it out! I have to find someone to help me refine it, I will give it to you as soon as possible."
Liu Yixin said that you are treating me as Laojun?
"Hey, it’s better to hurry up and tell you that the patience of the aging mother is not much!"
Zhang Meixin's various Queen Fans are arrogant.
Liu Yi also took her no way, and had to agree with the plan to slow down.
However, this kind of resident Yan Dan is not impossible. Huang Jie of Yao Wanggu has already talked about this with Liu Yi. In addition to the kind of tonics of Liu Yi, they also want to put a kind of beauty. Dan medicine is used to expand the market.
A resident Yan Dan is enough to ensure that a woman will never age!
But if you dilute it, you can make tens of thousands of cosmetics. Although the woman who has used it can't stay young, it can be used once and maintain a month of youth.
If you want to keep it, you must stick to it.
This idea is very good. Both Liu Yi and Huang Jie have reached an agreement and they feel that it is feasible.
Take out one to make Zhang Meixin happy, but it doesn't matter.
"A resident Yan Dan, to ensure that you are always young, you can rest assured."
Liu Yishuan Zhang Meixin.
"Oh, as long as you are not lie to me! My mother said that the ghost of hell, the mouth of a man is something that the world can't believe!"
"This is not true! Who said that the man's mouth can't believe it?"
Liu Yi looked at Zhang Meixin and said, "Mr. Zhang, you are not ugly at all, do you say that I am credible?"
"This...this..."
Zhang Meixin coughed twice and didn't know how to answer Liu Yi.
Looks like no matter how you answer, this is a language trap!
Say that Liu Yi is right, that is, what he said before is wrong.
But if you say that Liu Yi’s words are wrong, then it means that you are long and ugly...
Nima... This is really a tangled problem!
"Mr. Zhang, answer me?"
The appearance of Liu Yixiao makes Zhang Meixin have the urge to kill him.
Unfortunately, this guy is thick and thick... It’s too hard to kill him!
"In short, if you are willing to lie to me, you will die!"
Zhang Meixin warned Liu Yi, this is going to get up from Liu Yi.
But it seems that because of riding on Liu Yi for too long, Zhang Meixin's legs suddenly became sour, the whole person not only did not stand up, but exclaimed, and then directly squatted on Liu Yi's body.
Now the two people are almost stuck together, and even the mouth is stuck together.

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