Chapter 769: The essence of irregularity

After leaving Chen Zhuangshi, Gu Jiu came to the Flower Hall.
Huang Qubing took a few manuscripts, "It's all trivial things, can you also get a newspaper?"
Gu Jiu laughed, "Go and ask your relatives, and your princess, do they like to read the serious "Shanhe College Newspaper" or these bits and pieces? Go ask you again. Guys, is the "Shanhe College Newspaper" good-looking, or is it more interesting in your mouth?"
Huang Qubing scratched his head, he had never thought about it.
Gu Jiu said: "We want to open a newspaper for the people in Beijing, it is best not to involve the court. I think that a newspaper that collects entertainment, gossip and life information is a fun in life, and talks about vegetables, grains and oils that people care more about. Prices are more popular than high-ranking government."
Huang Qubing shook the manuscript in his hand, "Such as these?"
Gu Jiu nodded, "For example, Shanhe College runs naked every month, how many people cry in the entrance exam, and any popular books that come out can be published on it. The writing language should be as lifelike as possible, and the writing should be as interesting as possible.
Big news is a favorite subject. For example, in the gossip of Princess Fuya, even if it only writes about how Princess Fuya eats a meal and what to eat, I think the people in the capital will love to watch it, and they will watch it with gusto. "
Huang Qubing yelled, "Don't hurt me. If I publish my mother's meal in the newspaper, my mother will cut me off."
Gu Jiu urged him, "If you write about the dangers of your princess, then write about your dad's daily life. For example, how many concubines he has, which one is the most beautiful and most loved, the people are simply eager for such gossip news. "
Huang Qubing 嘤嘤嘤.
"I've seen you through, and what you said about running a newspaper is clearly selling privacy. You are hurting me, and I will be broken."
Gu Jiu laughed, "The privacy that can be trafficked can still be the general privacy? You go to see at the foot of the mountain, Li's Inn, you go to write what the boss eats at each meal, how many concubines you have taken, someone will watch ?"
Huang Qubing shook his head repeatedly and firmly opposed.
"I will never be fooled by you, to publish my mother and my father's affairs in the newspaper."
Unless he is tired of life!
Gu Jiu said: "You can write about the history of the former court and the wild, and joking about historical figures. Especially for those specious rumors, finding a few pens and publishing them in the newspaper will definitely cause a sensation."
"You are messing up!" Huang Qubing hit the nail on the head.
Gu Jiu laughed, "I intend to name this newspaper "Big Zhou Life Show" for the people in Beijing. If there is a chance in the future, it will be published simultaneously in Jiangnan. Therefore, the first shot must be launched. If you don’t write about your mother, if you don’t write about your father, just write yourself. Let people see and see how the top princes in the capital are drunk and crazy.
Huang Qubing kept his head sober and determined not to be deceived, "I won't do it! What kind of character I count, the people in Beijing don't even know that there is a character like me. In terms of fame, no one can compare to Huyang. You and Hu Yang has a good relationship, so it’s better to persuade Huyang to write about her life every night. It will definitely attract a lot of attention."
Gu Jiu sighed, why Huang Qubing was not fooled.
"From Huyang, I will try my best to get her consent. You also think about whose gossip news has a selling point. Such as 80 old men and 18 wives."
"There are no eighty old men and eighteen wives. But there are seventy old men and eighteen concubines."
Gu Jiu made a decision, "Just write this. Dig deep into the seventies and eighteen concubines, especially the identity, background, and no ambiguity. We are a styled newspaper, and we are not afraid of retaliation. Those who dare to do it must have it. Prepared by us in the newspaper."
Huang Qubing said, "You are grabbing the job of the storyteller."
Gu Jiu smiled and said, "You can recruit storytellers to the subordinates, and I believe it will come in handy. Don't forget to collect gossip from big households in Beijing. I recommend hiring your little servant, maid. They are the qualified collection of news from big households. Communicator.
The gossip of the big family was first spread among the maids and the servants. You must make good use of your own personnel advantages. It is impossible for ordinary wealthy households to run newspapers with our advantages. "
Huang Qubing was stunned after hearing it, "Are you really going to write big gossip?"
Gu Jiu laughed, "For example, the gossip of the Sun family, I am very interested. When will I write a column specifically to count the past and present lives of the Sun family."
Huang Qubing opened his mouth wide, "You are not saying that you want to hire the Sun family champion to study in the academy. You are not afraid of offending the grandson family by counting the Sun family’s past and present lives in the newspaper? In a rage, wouldn’t the other party not go to the Shanhe Academy to teach? Not worth the loss?"
Gu Jiu smiled and said: "Then I will write another column of Chuzhou Zhou Family. One column from the South and the North, one grandson, one week, and the two great families of the Great Zhou. What a selling point. Don’t forget, Hou Mansion. The eldest grandmother was born in Zhou's family in Chuzhou, and I had to call her a sister in the lobby.
I'm not afraid to offend her, how can I be afraid to offend the grandson family. Besides, we are just counting the past and present, not splashing dirty water. If you are scared, write more beautiful words. Guaranteed to block the mouths of the two families. "
Gu Jiu smiled.
It is human nature to watch the excitement.
What is fun?
Gossip is fun!
Later generations, the Internet society, so many pastimes, games, novels, movies and TV, but still can not stop people's love and attention to gossip.
It can be seen that watching the excitement is an important part of life.
In this era, there are not so many pastimes.
Watching the excitement is even more spiritual food for people and an indispensable part of life.
The Zhang family stole a chicken from the Li family, and the Li family stole a vegetable from the Sun family. The small contradictions caused by the odds and ends can make the whole village excited and leave the farm work to watch the fun. It can even be discussed for a month or two, or even half a year.
From this we can see how poor the spiritual life of everyone is, and how strong the demand for gossip is.
Capital, at the foot of the emperor, the gossip manufacturing center.
A newspaper about life counseling and gossip of big households can satisfy the small people in the capital, and they will be able to fly.
Gu Jiu wanted to run such a newspaper a long time ago.
I'm a little boring lately, and the inner urges can no longer be suppressed, so just do it.
This matter is most appropriate for Huang Qubing to come forward.
It would be better if he could contribute a few innocent gossips from his family.
It doesn't matter if you refuse to contribute.
"We have to pay the news providers a certain amount, and let people all over the capital send us gossip news."
Gu Jiu reminded Huang Qu Bing.
"We also need to cooperate with those grain and oil stores to provide them with daily prices. We publish them in newspapers to facilitate people's lives. We can also undertake advertisements..."
Gu Jiu said a lot.
There is only one purpose, to make "Big Zhou Life Show" a hit.
Huang Qubing asked curiously: "Why is it called "Da Zhou Life Show" instead of "Da Zhou Life News."
Gu Jiu smiled and said: "The newspaper is mainly true and objective. The'show' here is taken from'show but not real'. I personally extend this word to performance, display, and show off. We publish gossip, extremely There may be exaggerated elements, or even made-up content. The newspaper is inappropriate, I think the show is more appropriate."
Huang Qubing was stunned for a while, "The word show can still be used like this? It's like our gossip report is similar to Romance, true and false, false and true."
Gu Jiu nodded, "We try our best to be true and objective."
Huang Qubing didn't believe this at all.
With just one word of the show and so many words, you know that "The Great Zhou Life Show" is an unscrupulous newspaper.
Huang Qubing is very tired.
"My son Yushu is in the wind, and he is always very serious. I didn't expect that today I would run such an unscrupulous newspaper."
Gu Jiu smiled and said, "It matches your temperament very well."
Huang Qubing suffered a 10,000-point crit.
"My son has always been serious."
"That must be your illusion."
Bickering, Huang Qubing was not Gu Jiu's opponent at all, he simply gave up.
He solemnly asked: "Do you really want to run such a newspaper?"
Gu Jiu nodded and said affirmatively: "Life is boring and dull. We need a bit of ridicule. As for life information, it must be true and effective."
"Is it serious?" Huang Qubing pinched his chin and pondered the essence of seriousness.
"It's not serious, but it doesn't make people disgusting or disgusting. After reading it, I will smile and everyone is happy. As the object of ridicule, although I am not happy, I will not be angry enough to tear you."
Huang Qubing was very heartbroken, "Why do you tear me instead of you?"
Gu Jiu said, "Because you are the editor-in-chief, the funder, and the owner."
Huang Qubing wailed, "Can I refuse?"
Gu Jiu thought about it seriously, "It's not impossible. Actually, at the beginning, I wanted to let the main hall do this. It's just that he is too serious, coupled with identity restrictions, is indeed not the most suitable person. If you really don't Happy, then I will find someone else."
Huang Qubing waved his hand, "I just said casually, you take it seriously. This kind of non-decent newspaper, who is better than me. I will ask you, in Beijing, who is more suitable than me?"
Gu Jiu smiled and asked, "Don't you regret it?"
Huang Qubing shook his head, "Resolutely do not regret it."
Gu Jiu urged him again, "Would you like to contribute a few gossip rumors about your family?"
Huang Qubing screamed, "Don't even think about it, I'm not tired of living, you must not harm me."