Vol 2 Chapter 857: Commercial exaggeration

Because of Gu Jiu's words, the homework of Heng and Li doubled directly.
Liu Zhao is at home, just to supervise the children's homework.
Brother Heng was so miserable that he ran to Gu Jiu to cry.
Gu Jiu touched his head, "Hey, cry after finishing your homework."
Brother Heng didn't know yet, the reason for today is all thanks to his mother.
Huh huh!
so poor!
Brother Heng didn't get comfort from Gu Jiu, so he ran to Brother Yu for comfort.
Brother Yu is a good brother.
"Don't cry, I will accompany you to do your homework."
"And me." The neglected Li brother walked out from the corner with tears still hanging in the corner of his eyes. He had obviously cried secretly.
Brother Yu took out his handkerchief and wiped the tears for Brother Li, "Fourth brother, don't cry, brother will accompany you to do your homework. Where is the younger sister?"
"Sister learns the rules from the grandmother." Brother Li sucked his nose, feeling wronged.
Niuniu's homework has also doubled, but the content she wants to learn is different from that of her brothers and brothers.
Brother Yu touched the heads of the two younger brothers.
Seeing the two younger brothers being tortured by their homework is unspeakable, as the elder brother, he feels a little bit dark in his heart.
I think he also came here back then.
Now it is finally the turn of the two younger brothers to suffer.
Great!
Brother Yu hid his careful thoughts and acted seriously in front of his good brother, and accompanied the two younger brothers to do their homework.
So naive homework, I can't even write.
Are they all pig brains?
At this moment, Yu Ge'er seemed to realize the mood when his father roared that he was a pig's brain.
It's really a pig's brain!
The two brothers are so stupid.
Not angry, not angry.
He should be a responsible brother.
Ahhhhh...
Can't help it, I really want to curse!
Why is such a simple arithmetic calculation wrong?
Is all water in your head?
Yu Ge'er started a life of arduous tutoring.
Liu Zhao took a peek and nodded secretly, very pleased.
He can finally get out of the hard life of tutoring homework, thank goodness.
It's so happy to have a sensible elder son!
Gu Jiu agreed.
Why does she take the initiative to find things to do every day?
Of course it is to have an excuse to avoid tutoring homework!
She was afraid that she would be out of anger when she tutored the children's homework.
It's great to have a man and son do it for you!
Liu Zhao Gu Jiu, the two failing parents, happily handed over the burden of tutoring their children to Yu Ge'er.
"What a wise decision."
"Brother Yu will grow up in the future, he must be a responsible and patient person."
"The good son we raised."
"I gave birth to a good one, this temper followed me." Gu Jiu said without shame.
Liu Zhao's eyes twitched, "Are you sure Yu Ge'er followed you? Why didn't I see you tutoring the children with homework?"
"I'm very busy." Gu Jiu said of course, and cast Liu Zhao's eyes.
Haven't you seen a table of ledger? Is it blind.
Liu Zhao was very heartbroken, and muttered: "I used to tutor the children's homework, and I also tutored Yu Ge'er when he was enlightened. Yu Ge is getting better and better, and most of the credit is mine."
Gu Jiu sneered, "Are you saying I didn't take any credit?"
"Of course you have the credit, and you have the greatest credit for giving birth to them."
boom!
Gu Jiu directly raised his foot and kicked Liu Zhao softly.
Liu Zhao was wronged and said, "You have a guilty conscience! But I just started to do it. You are not right, this is a very bad example for the children."
"Shut up!" Gu Jiu picked up the pillow and threw it at Liu Zhao.
Liu Zhao caught the pillow and started nagging, "Occasionally, when you are free, check the children's homework. Does it happen once a month on average?"
Gu Jiu sneered, turned his head and ignored Liu Zhao.
She was angry, very angry.
Liu Zhao laughed bashfully and leaned close to Gu Jiu, "Is that really angry? I didn't expect you to listen to the truth."
Gu Jiu took a look at him, "Can you stop cheating?"
"Of course I have to slurp. It's a rare opportunity to slurp in front of you. I have to cherish the hard-won opportunity."
Gu Jiu looked speechless.
She said: "I think you have been too idle lately and have nothing to do, so you can find fault with me."
"You can see it." Liu Zhao admitted generously.
Gu Jiute disliked him, "You quickly find something to do."
"Every errand is lost, there is nothing to do."
"Draw a few more maps. Just close your eyes and know where is where."
Liu Zhao was taken aback for a moment, "Hey, why didn't I think of drawing a map before?"
He patted his head.
Gu Jiu vomited: "As people get old, their bodies are hollowed out, and their memory is getting worse."
Liu Zhao was stunned on the spot and couldn't believe it, "Do you think I am old? My Highness is magnificent..."
"My lady is still young..."
The two people looked at each other and laughed together.
After laughing, Liu Zhao pointed to his cheek, "Are you old?"
Gu Jiu shook his head, "Not old. Same as when I saw you at the beginning of the year, there was almost no change. The only thing that changed is the look in your eyes."
Liu Zhao smiled triumphantly, "His eyes are deeper."
Gu Jiu smiled and vomited: "It's the vicissitudes of life, not the deep."
Then she asked: "What about me? Is my change from when I first met?"
Liu Zhao nodded again and again, "The changes are indeed great. Back then you were a bean sprouts dish, a yellow hairy girl. Now you are tall and beautiful..."
A basket of beautiful words, pour out without money.
Even though he knew that there was an exaggeration, Gu Jiu still listened happily, his face beaming with joy.
The two people had a good business mutual compliment and the atmosphere was harmonious.
Xu Yousi listened to Lin Shuping outside the door for a long time, and kept laughing.
Looking at people who are cold on weekdays, they are like children in private, and they need to be praised.
Gu Jiu touched his face and asked, "Do I have wrinkles?"
Liu Zhao moved closer and observed carefully, "There are no wrinkles."
"Where is the corner of your eye?"
"Neither. My skin is the same as when I first married me when I was fifteen or sixteen."
Gu Jiu giggled, trembling with laughter.
"You are as young and strong as when I first married you."
Liu Zhao hugged her, "Did we two take the youth medicine? How can we stay so young for ten years?"
Oh my goodness!
Outside the door, Xu Yousi and Lin Shuping covered their mouths and kept snickering.
The two masters are so funny.
Complimenting each other all morning, without feeling crooked.
The people who listened to it were getting tired.
The maid Aqing held a tray with tea and snacks on it. She wants to go in and change the tea.
Lin Shuping and Xu Yousi hurriedly stopped her.
"Shhh!"
Pointed to the inside of the door, and pointed to the ears, let A Qing listen with them.
The three people leaned together under the window, listening to the two masters in the house's business exaggeration, laughing from ear to ear. It makes a noise, and I have to cover my mouth and laugh, so hard.
After being praised by Liu Zhao's various sweet words all morning, Gu Jiu felt refreshed, and he had never been better.
In a good mood, I just want to do something.
She sat up and looked at the ledger.
Liu Zhao took her hand, "What are you going to do?"
"It's a bit new idea, not mature yet. In two days, I'm going to have a look at the iron workshop, do you want to go?"
Liu Zhao shook his head, "Kingwu Guard is guarding outside, so I won't go out. I won't cause you trouble."
"Really not going? There is something new."
Liu Zhao still shook his head.
Gu Jiu is a little pity, "Since you are not going out, you are watching a few children at home. With your majesty, you don't have to worry, your majesty will call you back to the court to observe politics."
"With Father's thoughts, that's not necessarily true. He wants us to die in the house all the time and never go out."
"Your Majesty is old!" Gu Jiu said solemnly, "When he realizes that his body is old, he will change his mind."
Liu Zhao raised his eyebrows, "Isn't he afraid that when he realizes that his body is aging, he will be more guarded against us princes?"
"When you get old, you have to think about the future. Is it possible that your majesty can count on the little princes in the palace? All he can count on is you."
Gu Jiu scratched Liu Zhao's nose, "Don't be discouraged, wait patiently for the opportunity."
Liu Zhao leaned sideways and looked at Gu Jiu, "I heard that the palace has been more noisy lately? Those concubines' maidens keep making small movements."
Gu Jiu snorted, "Compared to the power of the mother clan, who can compare to you, who can compare to Pei's family? No matter how many small movements of the concubine's natal family, they are all in vain. I really think that your majesty is dissatisfied with you. A little prince has a chance. I'm afraid that my mind is flooded."
Even if you go one by one, you can't get the little princes in the palace.
The emperor Wende always came to earn a son, how old is Wende when the little princes grow up one by one.
Gu Jiu held Liu Zhao's hand and said, "Let them make trouble, so that your majesty will know that no matter whether it is a big or a small lamp, there is no fuel-efficient lamp. Instead of guarding you adult princes, it is better to discipline the palace. A little prince."
Putting hope on the underage prince, the first emperor has proved that this is nowhere.
It's time to strike Emperor Wen De with a heavy hammer to wake him up early.
How can a huge country be handed over to a young prince to inherit it?
Liu Zhao hugged Gu Jiu by the waist, "Sometimes I feel that the emperor is very pitiful."
Gu Jiu straightened out the broken hair on his sideburns, "Seeing the life of your majesty, do you have any ideas about that position?"
"Yes! Of course there is."
Liu Zhao generously admitted that he wanted that position in the palace.
"If you get that position, it's like your majesty, and your wife and children are separated, what should you do?"
"Will you get away from me?" Liu Zhao looked at Gu Jiu with his eyes wide open.
He appeared very calm, his heart was already turbulent, and he was nervous to feel a little helpless.
Gu Jiu stamped a kiss on his forehead, "If you don't eccentric, I will follow."
Liu Zhao grinned, with stars twinkling in his eyes.
He hugged Gu Jiu tightly, "Don't worry, you are enough in this life and this life."
"Wait for my old Zhuhuang and see the little beauty, can your legs move?"
"If you see the little beauty, you won't be able to walk, do whatever you want, and do what you say."
"It's best not to have the opportunity to do whatever I want, you will regret it."
"What are you going to do?"
"We castrated you in the middle of the night."
Damn!
Liu Zhao felt a chill under his body.