Chapter 1004: Unexpectedly, this waste wood boy was so arrogant. Why not just let me play him.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1236 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:42:39
Seeing that the branch-shaped thing disappeared, everyone felt a little relaxed.
Zhuang Mengdie stepped forward and hugged the Siamese cat back, and said distressedly, "Meow, you scared me to death. You rushed out all of a sudden."
Ye Tiandao, "Thanks to Meow Meow, its senses are much more sensitive than humans. If we look at it, we really don't know where she is."
Little Manzi said, "But what are we going to do now?"
Li Yuantai said, "All stay away from the wall, and be careful to be caught by her. Her 700th grandfather has just died. It is estimated that she needs a strong male to be a grandfather now. All the male compatriots here are paying attention. If you don't want to be her If you’re the 701st minister, stay away from the wall."
As soon as the voice fell, everyone immediately stared at Gao Peng.
Gao Peng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "What are you doing? One by one, all staring at me?"
I laughed loudly, "Because you are the most handsome, and if Mochizuki gege wants to choose her husband, he must choose you."
Li Yuantai shook his head and said, "No! Among human beings, women want to choose husbands-in-laws, and the ones with good looks are the first choice, but when the ghosts choose husbands-in-laws, the first choice is the light character, because the men with too heavy yang are the ghosts. It is impossible to get close. As far as I know, Gao Peng’s Bazi should be the heaviest among us. So Gao Peng, you can rest assured that Mochizuki Gege will never choose you."
I wondered, "Huh? Who would she choose?"
"Eating persimmons and picking soft, of course, is the lightest person."
After Li Yuantai finished speaking, he took a special look at me, and I saw my hairs stand on end.
"Mom, Li Daxian, you just took a look at me, that means she would choose me?"
Li Yuantai coughed and coughed, "I didn't say anything, but Luffy, the lightest character among all of us is you."
"Damn! Don't you still talk about me? Why is Ge Lao so unlucky? The corpse poison on his body has not been removed? Now if he is selected by Mochizuki Gege again, my mother, the more I think about it, the more panic, Li Daxian, not as good as you Give me a death, and save the witch from thinking about me."
Li Yuantai said, "Don't tell me! It's better to die than to live. Well, why do you want to die?"
"Oh? It looks like I am now, there seems to be no way to survive, so it's better to die."
Gao Peng said, "Luffy, your thinking is wrong. You have to face adversity and find a way to overcome all difficulties to live. Your current thinking is simply too negative."
"My grass! Gao Yanai, you really don't have a backache while standing and talking. If I were tall, mighty, handsome, and gold like you, I would still have good academic performance and no corpse poison. If the devil Grid is selected, then my thinking is also positive."
Gao Peng said, "Then what to do? Since all the bad things have been caught up by you, you have to find a way to overcome it by yourself. It is useless to blame the sky and the others."
Feeling desperate, I opened my throat and shouted, "Grass! Mochizuki old demon, come if you want to come, who is afraid of whom? When I become a zombie, we will fight and who will lose."
At that time, I only said this with joy, and I didn't expect to be heard by Mochizuki without a word.
Mochizuki Gege, who was hiding in the wall, heard my roar and was trembling with anger. He gritted his teeth and said, "I didn't expect this waste wood boy to be so arrogant. Why not let me play with him." After speaking, he immediately pointed out his sword. , Chant the spell silently.
I felt a white light from the opposite wall hitting the wound on my arm.
After being hit by the white light, I felt my whole body tremble, as if I had been hit by an electric shock, and began to tremble unceasingly. Then, that terrible feeling caught me again.
What terrible feeling?
It was blood surged, and my body was hot. When I looked at my companions next to me, I immediately yelled badly. I found that I could see the blood flow in their bodies again.
The alluring ding, ding, dong and gurgling sound stimulated my tympanic membrane, and I couldn't bear it anymore. I jumped out of the trash can with my feet and rushed towards the person closest to me.
I don't know if it was Zhuang Mengdie or someone who uttered a scream, "Well, Luffy has become a zombie again!"
Now I can't tell who they are. I can only see the figures clearly. To me, they are just red shadows.
In my eyes, they are just shadows with blood rushing.
"Blood! A lot of blood!"
Although I knew that I should calm down and control my emotions, my body was no longer accused by the brain, and the corpse poison on my arm spread again in my body.
I am now assigned by the terrible corpse poison. I clearly feel that the corpse poison has entered my blood. They are flowing along my blood to my brain. What will they do next? Will it enter my brain and control all the nerves in my body?
If my nervous system is controlled by the corpse poison, am I a real zombie?
Although I was extremely horrified at my future, I still screamed like a beast and rushed towards my companions.
"Thirsty! I am thirsty! Blood! Give me blood!"
I jumped towards a red figure, and before I jumped to the front, I heard the familiar meow.
"Oh? It's meow, it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm hungry and thirsty now, I can just kill the cat's blood."
"Luffy, you perverted zombie, go to hell! Idea of not playing meow!"
I don't need to look at this curse. I also know that it was Zhuang Mengdie. She who always regarded Siamese cats as a treasure, heard me say this, how angry she would be, I can think with my toes.
"Writer Zhuang, don't be so stingy. It's just a cat. If you let me drink cat blood, I will let everyone go right away. I speak my words. You see, a cat is a good deal for everyone's life."
"Get out of here! You are so perverted, if you dare to touch Meow Meow, I will fight with you! Can you say such a shameless thing? You can't even count people."
"Writer Zhuang, you are your own mouth to not let me. When I bit someone else, don't blame me. If you want to blame, writer Zhuang is too stingy to sacrifice that fat cat. In fact, sacrifice fat. With one cat, you are all safe. This is really worthy of your consideration. Everyone is friends, I don’t want to hurt you.
After finishing speaking, I shouted again like a beast, and rushed towards the crowd.
Seeing the red figures shaking in front of me and listening to their screams, I felt very comfortable. It turns out that it feels so good to be scared, and seeing them fleeing in fright, I chased them more vigorously.
I have never witnessed such a perfect scene in my life. I scared so many people to run away alone. It feels really good.
(End of this chapter)