Chapter 1057: If I knew there were beauties, I would not sleep.
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1143 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:42:50
In the office of the teaching department, Director Pei stretched his face to teach Luffy seriously.
"Luffy, you are becoming more and more lawless now. You snore during class. How dare you say that you completely despise school discipline, and you often missed classes before. Do you want to graduate?"
"Of course."
Luffy's voice was as soft as mosquitoes.
"Huh? What's going on? Now I'm talking to you, are you still snore?"
Director Pei was so angry that she stood in front of Luffy with her arms akimbo. Luffy was so frightened that she didn't dare to express herself. She annoyed her, and recorded a big mistake in her academic record, which would be very bad for his future. influences.
"But, it's not me who snores."
"Who is that?"
Luffy was about to answer, but he heard someone knock on the door.
Director Pei opened the door and heard someone say outside, "Dr. Pei, the principal is looking for you in a hurry."
"Okay, tell the principal I will go right away."
After Director Pei finished speaking, he gave Luffy a ferocious look, "You will wait for me here, wait until I come back, and then take care of you."
With a bang, Director Pei closed the door and went out.
Luffy yelled with anger, "Devil Yue, you damned fellow, killed me, please stop snoring."
Maybe Luffy yelled too loudly this time and the snoring stopped unexpectedly.
"Devil Yue, I know you are awake, talk, you bastard."
Mo Yue yawned and said, "What is the noise? I was woken up by you as soon as I dreamed of drinking wolf blood. It's a terrible sight."
"I don't care what you dream of? You have been snoring, and the Chinese teacher is so angry that I have been arrested by the director of the teaching department and criticized in the office alone."
Mo Yue replied nonchalantly, "But what does all this have to do with me? It's not me who is being trained."
Lu Fei said furiously, "But I was scolded because of your snoring?"
"oh, I see."
"Please, can you not snore from now on, just like you did before. Your snoring really bothers me."
Demon Yue coughed twice, "It depends on the mood."
"Nimadan, I still look at the mood of the bird. If you snore again, I have to find Victoriga to drive you out of my body."
Moyue laughed loudly, "Putting the little witch over me, alas, I'm so scared."
"It really doesn't work, I can only do this, I don't care about a full-time bodyguard."
"Well, I will try to restrain myself."
Lu Fei snorted coldly when he heard the demon yue give in.
At this time, the door opened with a bang.
Director Pei walked in angrily.
Seeing Director Pei coming back so soon, Luffy couldn't help being taken aback, lowering his voice and said, "Boss Moyue, please stop snoring this time, please, otherwise the teaching director will never let me off easily."
Mo Yue let out a wretched laugh, "Well, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll be quiet."
"Huh? Luffy, I asked you to wait for me here, who were you chatting with just now?"
"There is no one, I am the only one."
"Lying, I clearly heard the voices of two people just now."
"It's really only me."
Director Pei approached Luffy, listened carefully, and found that the purring was gone.
"Huh? How did the snoring disappear?"
"There is no snoring at all, Director Pei, you have a hallucination."
"What? The snoring in your body is not only heard by me, but by the Chinese teacher and your classmates. Is it possible that everyone has heard voices?"
At this time, the demon yue made a wretched tut, "Wow, this dean is so beautiful, it's a big beauty, I would have stopped sleeping if I knew there were beauties."
Lu Fei hissed, "Cut, what a beauty, she is an old aunt who nobody wants. What kind of vision do you have."
Director Pei shouted, "Luffy, I'm talking to you, who are you talking to?"
Luffy pretended to be nonchalant, "I didn't speak."
"Lying again, I just saw your mouth moving."
"Director Pei, the human mouth is a multifunctional organ. The movement of the mouth does not necessarily mean that it is talking. For example, it moves when eating or breathing. I was just gasping."
"You are so nonsense! I will punish you for three consecutive months of ideological education. Starting from this week, you will not be allowed to rest on Saturdays and Sundays. You must come to me for ideological education. Your brain is full of deformed things. If it is not corrected in time, it will cause great harm to the whole society in the future."
Mo Yue said, "God, I like the ideological education class the most. I can get along with beautiful women alone."
Luffy couldn't laugh or cry, "Magic Yue, you are so cheap, I am speechless."
Director Pei said, "What? Luffy, do you feel unconvinced? I saw your mouth moved just now."
"How can it be? Director Pei's words are the imperial decree, and Director Pei's decision is the supreme instruction. We will take whatever class you say."
"You are less glib, now you go back to class, and come to my class on Saturday and Sunday."
"Yes."
After Luffy finished speaking, he finally walked out of the training office in relief.
Director Pei sighed, "This Luffy is such a troublesome figure, all day long, some strange things come out."
Luffy said, "Okay, dear Master Demon Yue, now I have been hurt by you."
"Good thing, there are beautiful women to see on Saturdays and Sundays, how nice it is."
"You are a bitch. You are considered a beauty if you are a woman. No wonder you will be killed by the demon Mochizuki Grid."
"What do you know as a kid, Lao Tzu is called a peony flower and a ghost."
"Ahem, I'm going to throw up, Mochizuki Gege is a grandmother-level figure, you also call her Peony Flower?"
"I don't care about the woman's age, as long as she is beautiful."
"You are a beast."
"Otherwise, you don't understand anything like a kid."
Lu Fei and Mo Yue made a noise while walking, but they were stunned when they saw Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie walking towards each other when they walked out of the teaching office.
"Luffy, you have to follow us to the police station. We need your assistance in investigating a murder case."
Luffy shook his heart. It came so fast. It must have happened last night, and he was still astonished. "The murder? What are you talking about?"
Ye Tian took out a cell phone from his briefcase, "Hey, we found your cell phone at the scene of the murder."
Lu Fei realized that his cell phone had been dropped at the scene of the murder.
Zhuang Mengdie said, "Let's go, come with us."
Luffy had to obediently follow Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie towards the school gate.
Moyue laughed loudly, "Luffy, congratulations, you are in constant trouble."
Lu Fei said angrily, "Shut up!"
Ye Tian and Zhuang Mengdie looked back at Lu Fei in surprise, "Who are you talking to?"
Luffy smiled awkwardly, "No one."