Chapter 1075: Who said you can't drink without your head? Give Grandpa the wine quickly!

As it was dark all around, the pair of red lanterns hanging outside the tavern became the only light nearby.
On the roof of the tavern, a very long bone of an unknown animal was used to pick a dirty wine flag with five characters written on it.
The bright red letters bloomed lively like five delicate flowers on the dirty black flags.
The pub is full of delicate flowers, the colors are as bright as blood, the fragrance of the flowers is fascinating, and the flowers bloom so beautifully, but only the flowers but the leaves.
Zhang Tianshi nodded, "It's so good that a flower and a leaf give birth to two and never see each other, and you will never see each other. The other side flower is indeed the most beautiful flower in the world."
As soon as he approached, he immediately heard the sound of punches and cups colliding from the tavern, and the air was full of rich aroma of wine.
Zhang Tianshi secretly laughed, "Just because of the aroma of this wine, is it weird that Lu Pan can sit in the underground palace?" So he stepped forward and pushed open the open door of the tavern.
The tavern was full of big men wearing officers and soldiers' costumes. Zhang Tianshi glanced at it roughly, and there were about thirty people, crowding the small shop halls of the tavern.
Some of these big guys only have half of their bodies, and some have only half of their heads. As for the lack of arms and legs, it is not rare.
The bodies of these big men are all translucent, and Zhang Tianshi knows that they are just souls.
And these big guys were all born with fierce faces, and you can tell at a glance that they were never good people before they were alive. At the moment they were getting drunk and did not notice Zhang Tianshi coming in.
On the counter of the pub, stood a delicate and delicate woman like a doll, in a red gauze skirt, high-stretched hair bun, looking at the drunk man in the shop with a charming smile.
Just as Zhang Tianshi was looking for the figure of Lu Pan among the group of drunk men who did not recognize him, a handsome young man greeted him with a smile.
"Guardian, would you like to order our signature wine Bianhua Special Brew?"
Zhang Tianshi was startled and immediately stammered and said, "Thanks to your good intentions, but the poor Tao is here to find someone, not to drink."
Unexpectedly, the white-skinned young man didn't care what he said, but just kept talking.
"The Bianhua special brew in our shop is made from fresh Bianhua. The wine is mellow and mellow. Drinking it can improve eyesight, cure dizziness, lower blood pressure, lose weight, lighten the body, replenish liver qi, and soothe the nerves. It is really good for strengthening the body. Good tonic for you. How is it? Guest officer, would you like a pot to taste?"
Zhang Tianshi smiled awkwardly, "I'm really sorry, Pang Dao made a special trip to find someone. When I have time, I will definitely try the wine you recommend."
I thought that by saying that, the little servant would listen to him well. Who knows that the little servant actually took a step forward, pulled Tianshi Zhang’s sleeve, attached it to his ear, and said mysteriously, "Guest, I will tell you the truth. Drink our Bianhua Special Brew, and keep you seven times a night, and get up early the next day, and you will never have sore legs. Drinking our Bianhua Special Brew, you can handle all kinds of female ghosts and all kinds of female demons. , Keep your green light all the way in love."
Zhang Tianshi really couldn't bear it, and pushed the little man aside, "Enough! It's a mess. Please don't recommend your wine anymore."
The young man with delicate skin and tender flesh could not withstand Zhang Tianshi's push, smashed, and fell to the ground.
Zhang Tianshi's shout also shocked the big guys in the tavern, and they all turned their faces and looked at Zhang Tianshi with enthusiasm.
At this moment, the woman in the red gauze skirt pushed open the door of the counter and walked to Zhang Tianshi lightly.
"Oh, this Daoist Chief, my fellow has never been able to speak, and he inadvertently ran into the Daoist Chief, and I hope he will be forgiving."
Zhang Tianshi coldly snorted, "I have lived such a long time, and I have never seen a man like this. I don't listen to what customers are saying, I just talk to myself and introduce my wine. Are you the boss here? Please? What kind of guy is he? You don’t know how to serve guests?"
The woman in the red skirt smiled, "My buddy is a bit stupid, and won't be pleased. I'm licking trouble for you."
At this moment, a headless soldier stumbled in and shouted as soon as he entered the door, "Wine! Wine! Wine! I couldn't walk as soon as I smelled the smell of wine. Hurry! Xiao Er What? Get out and take out a jug of the best wine here for Grandpa. Grandpa walked along and was very thirsty." After speaking, Da Ting Ting sat down at an empty table.
The young man stepped forward and sneered, "Uncle, your head is gone, how can you drink?"
The man yelled, "Do you idiot can talk? Who said you can't drink without your head? Get grandpa wine quickly! Didn't you see Grandpa scolding you as if he didn't have his head? Still hanging in a daze, Get out of here and get the wine! Let's see if Grandpa is drinking without his head."
The woman in the red dress winked at the young man, and the young man had to go muttering.
The little boy whispered, "Today there are so many weird things. People without their heads have to drink, but this headed Taoist leader refuses to drink."
The woman in the red skirt scolded, "Still long-winded? Get the wine quickly."
Zhang Tianshi listened to the urn sound of the man's words, and then looked at the man carefully, and couldn't help laughing. It turned out that the man was talking with his belly button without his head.
The young man brought a large jar of wine and put it on the table.
The man immediately exclaimed, "Good wine! Good wine!"
The little servant said, "Guest officer, there is only wine but no food. It is boring to drink dry. Why would you like to have more wine and food?"
"What kind of dishes do you have?"
"There are slippery white tongue, coriander popped heart, braised pork leg, fried liver, peanut stew..."
The man was upset when he heard it, and then shouted, "Oh oh oh, stop me! Why are there hundreds of things in your store?"
The little boy coughed and coughed, "The dishes used in our restaurant are all beasts, insects, birds, fishes, hundreds..."
The man patted the table and said, "Enough! You have a long thing like a little lady, and your mouth is as long as a little lady. Grandpa loves tongue and heart, so you can give grandpa a big tongue, braised Heart, let's have another pot of lotus seeds and stew a hundred feet."
The little servant nodded, "Grandpa, wait, the dishes will be available soon. It takes a while to wait for the dishes. Would you like to order cold dishes? The cold dishes in our shop have sugar-mixed flowers and smoked Sichuan fish."
"Mix other flowers with sugar."
"Okay, guest officer, what you want is oil-boiled Baitong, braised Baixin, lotus seed stew with Baizuo and sugar-mixed hibiscus. Wait a minute and the dishes will be ready soon."
The man snorted coldly, "A mother-in-law's mouth, verbose, annoying." After speaking, he tore off the stopper on the wine jar, poured a bowl of wine on the thorny ground, took the wine and poured it into his own. Throat.
The wine enters the throat, making a sound of coo-dong.
The man uttered a cheerful admiration, "Good wine! It's a pity that I drink it with a throat without my head. It's really less tasteful."
The man didn't care about everyone's gaze, and poured the wine from the throat.