Chapter 1084: The treasurer, it's terrible, how did this old lady become a paper man?
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Maoshan Ghostbusters
- Time 2011
- 1399 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:43:02
Lu Pan said, "Heavenly Master, don't worry, I'll save you."
The old woman's eyes were full of questions, as if she was saying, how are you going to save me? The old woman sighed, shook her head, and wrote the word "go" on the table.
Mingyue knew what Master meant. Master had always been kind. He knew Ji Yao was not easy to deal with and didn't want to trouble Lu Zhen, so he let them leave.
Mingyue shook her head and whispered, "Master, my apprentice followed you at the age of five. You took care of me like my own son, and you treated me like a mountain. Now that you are in trouble, how can the apprentice let go? Don’t save the master today, the apprentice Never leave this tavern. The apprentice is desperate to die and will rescue Master."
Lu Pan said, "Heavenly Master, don't be afraid, I will save you myself." After he finished speaking, he patted the table and shouted, "Where is the old godly woman from? There are no rules for hospitality."
Ji Yao, who was making fun of her at the counter, immediately lowered her face, walked out of the counter, and came to Lu Pan.
"What's the matter? This old lady is a buddy I just invited, and she doesn't know how to greet guests. In addition, she is old and dizzy, her hands and feet are not dexterous. If she is offended, she will bear with Lu Ping."
Lu Pan said with a black face, "After this old godly woman wiped the dirt on the ground, she poured tea for us without washing her hands. How can I drink this tea? Go go and ask her to give it to me. Take it down and change it."
Ji Yao smiled, "This old woman really doesn't understand the rules, so she pours tea without washing her hands. I'll let the young man pour two more cups of tea." Then, staring at the old woman, she said, "Don't hurry up, don't you? Used old waste."
The old woman turned to leave, but was stopped by Lu Pen, "Wait."
Ji Yao said in surprise, "Lu Pan, what are you doing to stop her? She is just a deaf and blind old man and useless."
Lu Pan frowned, "Where does this old woman come from? How can I smell a strange smell on her?"
Ji Yao was taken aback, still calm on her face, "How can there be any strange smell? Lu Ping, you specified that you have drunk too much and your nose is not working well."
Lu Pan grabbed the old woman's sleeves and frowned, "No, this old woman has a strange smell on her body. I definitely didn't smell it wrong."
Ji Yao hurriedly explained, "This old lady slaughtered live chickens and fish in the back kitchen just now. I think it was a little angry, but it was definitely not the smell of strangers. It was the smell of fish and chickens. This old lady was already dead. After a hundred years, where is there any strange smell?" After speaking, she pretended to laugh with ease.
Lu Pan shook his head vigorously, "No, the anger on live fish and chicken has a fishy smell, which is obviously different from the anger on humans. The smell of this old woman is the smell of strangers, and I have never smelled it wrong."
Ji Yao couldn't tell the truth, so she continued to lie, "I picked up this woman by the river. I haven't had time to ask about her origin. I saw her wandering by the river alone and helpless. Bring it back to the store. Let her help in the store and give her a bowl of rice to eat."
Lu Pan said, "That won't work. This old woman's origin is unknown. The lower officials have to take her back to the underworld for review. Recently, there are always strangers mixing into the underworld to make trouble. Yan Luo stipulated that if you meet someone with an unknown origin, you must check it out." Then Without waiting for Ji Yao to speak, he immediately grabbed the old woman and dragged it out the door, "Go! Follow me to the underworld, I have to look up the details of your old pious woman. Don't be a criminal who sneaks into the underworld."
Ji Yao's complexion changed drastically, she immediately got up and stopped Lu Pan, "Okay, Lu Pan, dare to run wild in my shop? Believe it or not, I will immediately go to the underworld to find my brother and play you a book, let you wear a black hat Can't wear it."
Lu Pan said sternly, "Sister Ji Yao, you played me a book. I was really scared to lose my pants, but this strict investigation of the unknown population was set by your brother Yan Luo. To be honest, there are always some identities in your store. The unidentified permanent population staying for a long time has indeed caused a lot of trouble to the prefectural population management office. When the prefectural officials held a group meeting last time, Yan Luo also specifically stated that the Bi'an Flower Tavern should be reorganized."
Ji Yao raised her eyebrows with anger, and roared, "What? Will my brother say to reorganize my shop? You just fart!"
"Sister Ji Yao, Yan Luo is not only your brother, but also the commander of the entire underworld. He is responsible for all the permanent residents living in the underworld. Your shop has been in a state of negligence for a long time, and it is time to reorganize it. Xiaguan This move is also in response to Yan Luo's call, and I hope sister Ji Yao forgive me."
After Lu Pan finished speaking, he pulled the old woman and the silly Mingyue beside him, and ran out of the door.
Ji Yao was furious, "Lu Pan, you are so courageous that you dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head. You are really tired and crooked. Let me take a few tricks before leaving." After speaking, she immediately pointed out her sword and said silently. Spell.
With the sound of the curse, a bunch of lush flowers of the other bank suddenly rose up outside the door, and countless delicate flowers of the other bank gathered in the air, and the flowers merged and turned into a red mist, which was frozen in the air.
At the same time, the red mist exudes a strong aroma of wine.
Seeing this, the old woman yelled badly, "Oh, that witch directly used magic to make the otheran flower into wine. The red water mist is very poisonous alcohol. Let's quickly disperse it. Once we inhale the alcohol, it will Immediately poisoned, unable to cast spells."
Ji Yao said with a smile, "This old pig and dog is really wise and wise. You can see what is going on at a glance. However, it is useless to see. I tell you all to come and go. Look at you. Who can withstand my poisonous mist." After speaking, he said the spell silently again.
The cloud of red water mist that condensed in the air immediately flew towards the three people at Landing, at an incredible speed.
In the blink of an eye, the mist had already covered the three of them. The three of them staggered a few steps in the mist and fell to the ground, motionless.
Seeing the three of them fell to the ground, Ji Yao laughed immediately, "Lu Pan, with your little officer, you dare to take care of my old lady's affairs. What do you think you are?" After finishing, put it away. Water mist, step forward to check.
Seeing Ji Yao starting with them, Xiao Si hurried out to check.
Ji Yao greeted him, "Little boy, get the three of them in the house first."
The young man responded, and stepped forward to grab the old woman's leg and drag him hard. Who would have thought that this feels light and light, even if it is a soul, it should have weight?
Looking down, he immediately pulled his throat and roared.
"The shopkeeper, it's terrible, how did this old lady become a paper man?"
Ji Yao took a closer look, isn't it? Not only the old woman, but even Lu Pan and the ghost in black have become paper men. Immediately he cursed fiercely, "This nosy Lu Pan actually fooled me with a paper man, and I will never let him off easily."
(End of this chapter)