Chapter 1283: If it weren't for your cave where people can't get in, I would have gone in and tore you to pieces.

Seeing the ghost lady escape, Master Azan immediately reached into his sleeve and took out a talisman, and threw it into the black cave.
The talisman entered the cave and slammed it on the stone wall in the middle of the cave, and it really illuminated the cave as bright as day.
The old fox fled back to the cave, waiting to catch his breath. When he saw Fu entered the cave, he immediately shrank into a ball and didn't dare to move.
Master Azan sternly said, "The fox, get out of you if you know it, I don't want to enter your stinky cave and kill people."
The old fox said pitifully, "Master, you are a human, and I am a demon. Let's go our own way. The well does not offend the river. Why do you bother each other so hard that you have to kill me?"
Master Azan sneered, "Someone paid two million to buy your charm pearl, what would you say I would do?"
The old fox laughed loudly, "Oh? That high-sounding rhetoric just now was all bullshit, but it was actually meant to hold me to become a bead. Finally I am willing to tell the truth."
"Since someone pays, do you think I will have trouble with the money? Only fools will see the money and not take it."
The fox sighed, "It's only a pity that my ways and deeds for a thousand years will be destroyed today."
"Don't worry about your thousand years of ways and deeds. Anyway, after you die, you can still enter the six realms of reincarnation. Maybe Yama will become confused and reincarnate in your next life. So death is not necessarily a bad thing for you. "
"You humans are really hypocritical. To put it bluntly, they are nothing more than a group of stinky skins that have been eroded by copper. Everything is at the forefront. I really despise you, two-legged beasts in human skin."
"Since we humans are so unbearable in the eyes of your flat-haired beast, why do you do everything possible to become human? Don't you contradict yourself?"
The old fox was choked and let out a grinning dry smile, "Yes, you can mock me as much as you want. I do have a little desire to transform into a human form, because everything thinks that human beings are the most noble in the world, so I practice For thousands of years, I just want to turn into the noblest creature in the world."
Master Azan said sternly, "Old Saowu, you have turned into a human form, how many good women have been harmed, quickly and honestly!"
The old fox snorted coldly, "Master, the women of the good family that I can harm are originally frivolous. Those women who are frivolous by nature will be harmed by bad men among your humans even if they are not harmed by my fox. I'm just deceiving. , It’s better than your human beings’ bad men cheating on and then cheating for money. In the end, they might even kill you. Compared to those bad men, I’m like a living Buddha. To tell you the truth, some of your human women are very Those who love me, even if they know that I am a fox, they still treat me sincerely. They say that I am more worthy of life than many human men."
"Bah! Stop talking about the love affairs between you and the among humans, I don't have time to listen to you nonsense."
"I'm telling the truth. I think I have practiced for thousands of years. There are countless human women with me, and all of them are peerless beauty. Even if I die now, I won't be in vain."
"Humph! You still have the face to talk nonsense, I advise you to get out."
"Master, you don’t like to hear stories about the love between men and women, and I fully understand that if I were a human being, then I would grow into a master’s face, I would be destined to have no relationship with feelings. Master, your skills are so strong and alone. One person, it is really pitiful, I advise you to go out with a good-looking human skin mask, so that you may be favored by beautiful women. You should know that beautiful people judge people by their appearance."
"Old Saowu, shut up your mouth, you just opened your mouth, and it's full of men's thieves and women's prostitution. Like you, a thief who indulges in a gentle village all day long, how can you have the time to figure out how to cultivate? Get out and die, let me become a charmer."
"Master, if you keep trying to catch me, you might as well go into the cave and catch me yourself. Why bother standing at the entrance of the cave like a girl?"
"If it wasn't for your cave where people couldn't get in, I would have gone in and tore you to pieces. Don't talk nonsense, get out of me quickly!"
"Master, you are really contradictory, and you want to catch a fox but don't want to get a fishy smell. How can there be any idiots in the world to catch a fox? If you want to catch a fox, you must learn to not avoid the fishy smell and bravely enter the hole to catch it."
The old fox finished speaking and laughed triumphantly.
"You old man, I will come in as soon as I come in."
Master Azan was anxious, covered his mouth and nose with a veil, grabbed his figure, and flew into the hole.
The talisman used to illuminate was still pasted on the rock wall in the middle of the cave, and the old fox curled up and stayed under the rock wall.
Master Azan stepped forward and kicked the old fox in the forehead.
This kick kicked over, and suddenly felt wrong, how hard it felt like kicking on a rock.
And the fox's body never swayed.
Ok? What is going on here?
Although Master Azan's foot didn't use all the strength of his body, it was impossible for the fox to stay still if he kicked it on the forehead of a fox. Except that the fox is made of stone.
Mage Azan just thought about it, and looked at it again and found that the fox had changed.
Damn, that's a fox, obviously a big rock.
No wonder it feels like this kick kicks down, hard, kicks on a rock, can it not be hard?
He took off his shoes and looked at his feet again, it was even more hot, and a bulge was kicked out of his big toe, which made him scream.
At this time, Master Azan was even more angry with the fox, even though he found all the kicks on the rocks.
"Sao fox, get out! You made my feet swollen."
The fox's laughter came from the dark, "Hmph, that's your own fault. If you don't kick me, you won't have swollen feet."
"You scheming fox, wait for Lao Tzu to hold you and make you look good."
"Master, then you can just use your means to catch me."
"Don't think you will be done in hiding, tell you, I can find you."
"Well, as the saying goes, there are still three caves in the cunning rabbit, not to mention our fox. Since you want to catch my fox, if you don't think it is dirty, just do it."
The fox laughed triumphantly.
"Sao Fox, don't talk nonsense, get out for Lao Tzu quickly! Your stinky and dirty body will not get my hands dirty."
"If you have a kind, come and arrest me, just calling for cursing is nothing."
When the fox saw that Master Azan couldn't find him, he became more and more proud.
In fact, Master Azan was also deliberately teasing the fox to speak. He planned to find the location where the fox was hiding, and then threw the talisman out, but strangely, after listening for a long time with his ears upright, he felt that the sound came from all sides of the cave. Yes, it was as if there were fox sounds from the front, back, left, and right. Now, he couldn't tell where the fox was.
"Come on, Master, don't you want to catch me to become a charm pearl?"